高中英语 生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕18素材.doc

生活大爆炸第4季中英字幕1800:03:04,520 - 00:03:08,500300:03:08,510 - 00:03:12,510翻译：madd joanna 饿得慌 yy400:03:08,510 - 00:03:12,510500:03:12,510 - 00:03:16,510后期：孤帆 时间轴：小e600:03:12,510 - 00:03:16,510700:03:16,510 - 00:03:20,510校对：vin 总监：yy800:03:16,510 - 00:03:20,510900:03:22,610 - 00:03:25,310生活大爆炸 第四季第十八集1000:00:03,410 - 00:00:04,880早啊morning.1100:00:04,880 - 00:00:06,390早morning.1200:00:07,100 - 00:00:07,960睡得好吗sleep okay?1300:00:07,960 - 00:00:09,530挺好的mm-hmm. great.1400:00:11,580 - 00:00:13,300我能问你点儿事儿吗hey, can i ask you something?1500:00:13,300 - 00:00:14,620问吧sure.1600:00:14,620 - 00:00:16,380昨晚我想尝试性爱宝典last night, me wanting to try that stuff out1700:00:16,380 - 00:00:17,840里面的那招of the kama sutra,1800:00:17,840 - 00:00:20,900你是觉得有意思呢 还是觉得有种族歧视was that fun for you or kinda racially insensitive?1900:00:21,460 - 00:00:24,100就因为你和一位印度女人同床共枕yeah, just because youre in bed with an indian woman,2000:00:24,100 - 00:00:25,570你就觉得可以you think that gives you permission2100:00:25,570 - 00:00:29,460使用古印度性爱手册里的狂野体位了吗to use crazy positions from an ancient indian love manual?2200:00:29,460 - 00:00:31,080喂 你要是能找到一本hey, if you can find a book called2300:00:31,080 - 00:00:33,940与白人男孩儿的诡异性爱 我也没意见weird sex with white boys, id be okay with that.2400:00:36,060 - 00:00:39,610别戴 你的眼睛这么美no, no, you have such beautiful eyes.2500:00:39,610 - 00:00:41,110你考虑过戴隐形眼镜吗have you ever thought about getting contacts?2600:00:41,110 - 00:00:42,590我七年级的时候试过i tried in the seventh grade.2700:00:42,590 - 00:00:43,990总是戴不习惯i could never get used to them.2800:00:43,990 - 00:00:45,240真是可惜oh, thats too bad.2900:00:45,240 - 00:00:47,280对啊 要是我戴上隐形眼镜 我肯定就是yeah, if i had contacts i would have been3000:00:47,280 - 00:00:48,910史上最酷的被关在the coolest debate club president3100:00:48,910 - 00:00:51,740自己大提琴箱里的辩论俱乐部主席了ever to be stuffed into his own cello case.3200:00:53,270 - 00:00:54,980你要是现在戴上if you had them on now,3300:00:54,980 - 00:00:57,620就能看见咱们接下来要做啥了you could see what were going to do next.3400:01:00,080 - 00:01:03,430没 没关系的 我可以脑补的th-thats okay. i can infer from context.3500:01:05,560 - 00:01:07,470嗨 拉杰 想见识一下我最近练的小魔术吗hey, raj, wanna see a new magic trick ive been working on?3600:01:07,470 - 00:01:10,250霍华德 容我插句嘴howard, if i may interject here3700:01:10,250 - 00:01:11,910给你一条友情建议with a piece of friendly advice.3800:01:11,910 - 00:01:14,000难道你的人生is working on magic tricks3900:01:14,000 - 00:01:16,250就指着这些魔术小把戏了吗really how you want to spend your time?4000:01:16,250 - 00:01:19,760我知道你只是个工程师 但是granted, youre just an engineer, but.4100:01:20,510 - 00:01:24,000这并不意味着你不会某天做出一个小把戏that doesnt mean you might not someday build a geegaw4200:01:24,000 - 00:01:26,970或者小玩意儿能让别人在诺贝尔奖的or a thingamabob that may get you a thank you4300:01:26,970 - 00:01:30,550获奖演说里送你一句感谢某人呀in someone elses nobel prize acceptance speech.4400:01:34,670 - 00:01:36,900你这魔术能把他变没了吗is the trick making him disappear?4500:01:39,130 - 00:01:40,450好吧 咱们看看吧sure, lets see it.4600:01:41,480 - 00:01:43,370给 洗一下牌here, shuffle these.4700:01:43,370 - 00:01:45,210好okay.4800:01:45,670 - 00:01:48,160正面朝下 摊在桌子上now spread them out on the table face down.4900:01:48,160 - 00:01:49,870挑一张 看一眼pick one, look at it.5000:01:49,870 - 00:01:50,810好的okay.5100:01:50,810 - 00:01:52,880记住这张牌 再把它放回去now remember your card, put it back in the deck.5200:01:52,880 - 00:01:55,440知道为啥他拿不到博士学位了吧is it any wonder he doesnt have a doctorate?5300:01:56,890 - 00:01:58,670提醒我一下 你生日是哪天remind me, whats your birthday?5400:01:58,670 - 00:02:00,17010月6号october sixth.5500:02:00,170 - 00:02:03,320好的 10月是第10个月份okay, october is the tenth month.5600:02:03,320 - 00:02:07,780那么10 1加0等于1 1加6等于7so ten- one plus zero is one, plus six is seven.5700:02:07,780 - 00:02:09,400翻开第7张牌turn over the seventh card.5800:02:13,040 - 00:02:14,090我勒个去!how about that!5900:02:14,090 - 00:02:15,070是你选的那张牌吗is that your card?6000:02:15,070 - 00:02:17,170对 没错 真厉害yes, it is. very cool!6100:02:18,900 - 00:02:20,380一点都不厉害its not cool.6200:02:20,380 - 00:02:22,630只是个简单的用来its a childish trick designed6300:02:22,630 - 00:02:25,790戏弄傻瓜的小把戏而已to confuse and intrigue simpletons.6400:02:26,270 - 00:02:27,550你是咋弄的howd you do it?6500:02:28,440 - 00:02:30,580魔术师是不会透露他的秘密的a magician never reveals his secrets.6600:02:30,580 - 00:02:33,930但未来的诺奖得主肯定能搞明白的but surely a future nobel prize winner can figure it out.6700:02:35,740 - 00:02:36,770好啊fine.6800:02:36,770 - 00:02:38,530让我想想give me a second.6900:02:41,690 - 00:02:45,640你有没有注意到 每次他认真思考时都会散发培根的味道you ever notice when he thinks real hard, it smells like bacon?7000:02:49,310 - 00:02:50,630-喂 -不好意思- oh, hey! - sorry! oop!7100:02:50,630 - 00:02:52,540抱歉 抱歉sorry! pardon me!7200:02:52,540 - 00:02:54,170真不好意思oh, im so sorry!7300:02:54,170 - 00:02:56,160都怪我oh, that was my fault.7400:02:58,350 - 00:02:59,320看吧check it out.7500:02:59,320 - 00:03:01,510我戴隐形了i just got contacts.7600:03:32,970 - 00:03:34,910一 二one, two,7700:03:34,910 - 00:03:37,190三 四 五three, four, five.7800:03:37,190 - 00:03:38,300不可能吧no way.7900:03:38,300 - 00:03:39,150这张牌就是你挑的 对吧thats your card, right?8000:03:39,150 - 00:03:40,430草花7seven of clubs!8100:03:40,430 - 00:03:42,760太神奇了that is amazing!8200:03:42,760 - 00:03:45,260一点都不神奇its not amazing.8300:03:46,820 - 00:03:49,280魔术小把戏都离不开all magic tricks are merely a combination8400:03:49,280 - 00:03:51,510操纵和误导的窠臼of manipulation and misdirection8500:03:51,510 - 00:03:54,940有时候还会有侏儒藏在箱子里晃腿with the occasional dwarf in a box wiggling his feet.8600:03:56,280 - 00:03:58,130哦 真的吗 那我是怎么做到的oh, really? so how did i do it?8700:03:58,130 - 00:04:00,470我才不在乎你是怎么做到的i dont care how you did it.8800:04:00,960 - 00:04:03,520有更重要的问题等着我思考i have more important things to think about.8900:04:07,570 - 00:04:09,880显然这些牌上都是有记号的clearly, the cards are marked.9000:04:10,580 - 00:04:12,840我以为你在思考更重要的事儿呢i thought you had more important things to think about.9100:04:12,840 - 00:04:14,440没错 你恰好i do. you just happened9200:04:14,440 - 00:04:16,430碰见我休息了to have caught me on a break.9300:04:18,640 - 00:04:20,350让我看看这些牌oh, let me see those cards.9400:04:21,810 - 00:04:22,890有啥大不了的 不知道big deal. not knowing9500:04:22,890 - 00:04:23,990才有乐趣啊is part of the fun.9600:04:23,990 - 00:04:25,020不知道才有乐趣啊not knowing is part of the fun.9700:04:25,020 - 00:04:27,460这是你们社区大学的校训吗was that the motto of your community college?9800:04:30,390 - 00:04:32,210各位 你们觉得咋样hey, guys, what do you think?9900:04:32,210 - 00:04:33,680普丽娅带我去买衣服了priya took me clothes shopping.10000:04:33,680 - 00:04:35,170哇 看起来真不错hey, you look great.10100:04:35,170 - 00:04:36,070干得好 普丽娅good for you, priya.10200:04:36,070 - 00:04:37,580我怎么样都没法让他不穿那件难看的帽衫i could never get that stupid hoodie off him10300:04:37,580 - 00:04:38,910在我俩还那啥的时候when we were.10400:04:38,910 - 00:04:40,350额 你看起来好帅well, you look great.10500:04:41,250 - 00:04:42,140多谢thank you.10600:04:42,140 - 00:04:43,240咱去把衣服都挂起来吧lets go hang everything up.10700:04:43,240 - 00:04:44,720嗯 好yeah, good.10800:04:47,120 - 00:04:48,080新隐形眼镜new contacts.10900:04:48,080 - 00:04:50,260我该早几年戴的i should have done this years ago.11000:04:53,300 - 00:04:56,070这么说你终于习惯他俩每天都这样了so you finally getting used to them doing it on a daily basis?11100:04:56,070 - 00:04:56,970我已经不和他在一起了im not going out with him.11200:04:56,970 - 00:04:58,610他想跟谁上床都无所谓he can sleep with whoever he wants.11300:04:58,610 - 00:05:01,050我在和拉杰说话呢yeah, i was talking to raj.11400:05:06,070 - 00:05:07,930啊哦oopsy.11500:05:07,930 - 00:05:09,930这副牌肯定做了手脚this deck is rigged in some fashion.11600:05:09,930 - 00:05:10,940好吧 换一副牌fine. get another deck11700:05:10,940 - 00:05:11,900我照样能变给你看and ill do the trick with that.11800:05:11,900 - 00:05:13,350你是说这是一副正常的牌吗so youre saying this is a regulation deck?11900:05:13,350 - 00:05:15,770我是说要相信魔法 你个麻瓜im saying believe in magic, you muggle.12000:05:20,440 - 00:05:23,210我很高兴莱纳德找到了女友you know, well, im happy leonards found someone.12100:05:25,210 - 00:05:27,200虽然没人问起这个not that anybody asked.12200:05:31,740 - 00:05:34,820你有多少件星际迷航的制服how many star trek uniforms do you have?12300:05:35,840 - 00:05:36,950就两件just two:12400:05:36,950 - 00:05:38,530常服和礼服各一everyday and dress.12500:05:41,730 - 00:05:44,570我们得谈谈listen, we need to talk about something.12600:05:44,570 - 00:05:46,610天哪 你是要跟我分手oh, my god, youre breaking up with me!12700:05:46,610 - 00:05:47,940为什么要带我去买衣服why would you take me out shopping12800:05:47,940 - 00:05:50,720然后跟我分手 那太残忍了and then break up with me? that is so cruel!12900:05:51,990 - 00:05:54,200莱纳德 我不是要跟你分手leonard, im not breaking up with you.13000:05:54,200 - 00:05:55,590哦 好吧oh, okay.13100:05:59,700 - 00:06:01,380那你要谈什么so, whats up?13200:06:02,750 - 00:06:04,440我就觉得怪怪的its a little weird,13300:06:04,440 - 00:06:07,450你前女友一天到晚在这玩your ex-girlfriend hanging out here all the time.13400:06:07,450 - 00:06:08,050我知道i know.13500:06:08,050 - 00:06:09,880我通常跟前女友老死不相往来i usually never see my ex-girlfriends,13600:06:09,880 - 00:06:11,980除非她们的硬盘崩溃unless their hard drives crash.13700:06:14,100 - 00:06:16,010我只是说 要是我整天im just saying, how would you feel13800:06:16,010 - 00:06:18,430跟前男友混在一块 你觉得怎样if i was hanging out with my ex-boyfriend?13900:06:18,430 - 00:06:19,880不怎么好 我想um, not great, i guess.14000:06:19,880 - 00:06:21,520但我和佩妮现在只是朋友but penny and i are just friends.14100:06:21,520 - 00:06:22,620我不管i dont care.14200:06:22,620 - 00:06:24,800她曾跟你上过床this is a woman you have slept with.14300:06:24,800 - 00:06:25,910要是你仍想她在眼前晃if you want her around,14400:06:25,910 - 00:06:29,310那我不得不认为你仍对她旧情难忘then i have to wonder if maybe youre not ready to move on.14500:06:29,310 - 00:06:31,160不 不不 我忘了no, no-no-no, im ready!14600:06:31,160 - 00:06:33,000我都为了你宁愿目不能视i gave up the gift of sight for you.14700:06:33,000 - 00:06:35,040这还不算忘了旧情 算什么if thats not moving on, what is?14800:06:36,100 - 00:06:38,980我想让你跟佩妮彻底断了you need to cut the cord with penny.14900:06:38,980 - 00:06:41,030哦 好的oh. okay.15000:06:41,670 - 00:06:43,020你好像不是很有信心you dont sound very confident.15100:06:43,020 - 00:06:44,860不 不 我很有信心no, no, im confident.15200:06:44,860 - 00:06:47,680我很清楚什么叫我要跟你一刀两断its not like im unfamiliar with the get lost conversation.15300:06:47,680 - 00:06:50,640虽然 这是第一次我跟人这么说although, this will be the first time ill be the one saying it.15400:06:51,480 - 00:06:52,660谢谢你thank you.15500:06:52,660 - 00:06:55,030-我很感激 -应该的- i appreciate it. - sure.15600:06:55,520 - 00:06:58,200天哪 你真香oh, god, you smell so good.15700:06:58,200 - 00:06:59,160当然 也有可能是of course, that could just be15800:06:59,160 - 00:07:01,480我其他感官更加灵敏了my other senses getting stronger.15900:07:05,890 - 00:07:13,360星际迷航角色 女性16000:07:05,890 - 00:07:08,830假设 我能弄到hypothetically, if i had access16100:07:08,830 - 00:07:13,360一件乌胡拉中尉的制服 你会穿吗to a lieutenant uhura uniform, would you wear it?16200:07:14,080 - 00:07:16,430莱纳德 这是我和我家人莫大的痛苦leonard, its a source of great pain to me and my family16300:07:16,430 - 00:07:18,470因为我哥衣柜居然有这一套行头that my brother has that outfit in his wardrobe.16400:07:18,470 - 00:07:20,260能不讨论这个吗can we not discuss it?16500:07:21,210 - 00:07:23,010抱歉 别介意im sorry. never mind.16600:07:27,340 - 00:07:29,350你之前拿的牌就是方块j吗and was your card the jack of diamonds?16700:07:29,350 - 00:07:33,020难以置信oh, unbelievable!16800:07:36,840 - 00:07:38,650知道他怎么做到的了吗know how he did it yet?16900:07:45,610 - 00:07:48,020嗷 他跟我小侄子一个表情aw, he has the same look my little nephew gets17000:07:48,020 - 00:07:51,090他想不通为何我鼻子跟他一样时就这样when he cant figure out how i got his nose.17100:07:54,010 - 00:07:56,150我还有几个治愈系的小魔术you know, i have some remedial magic tricks17200:07:56,150 - 00:07:57,730可能更适合你that might be more your speed.17300:07:57,730 - 00:07:59,770比如 快看like, ooh, look!17400:08:01,130 - 00:08:02,930看这铅笔上的橡皮the pencils rubber!17500:08:04,660 - 00:08:07,170我想我知道你怎么变的了hey, i think i know how you did the card trick.17600:08:07,170 - 00:08:10,360拜托 我都不明白 你怎么可能知道oh, please, if i dont know, you dont know.17700:08:10,360 - 00:08:12,510这是不言自明的thats axiomatic.17800:08:12,510 - 00:08:13,680我说给你听come here.17900:08:16,140 - 00:08:17,780还真给你说对了youre right.18000:08:18,880 - 00:08:20,100对一个不知道什么叫not too bad for someone18100:08:20,100 - 00:08:23,410不言自明的人来说 还真不赖who doesnt know what axiomatic means.18200:08:33,320 - 00:08:34,630你的隐形眼镜呢what happened with the contacts?18300:08:34,630 - 00:08:35,890一个在楼上one of thems upstairs.18400:08:35,890 - 00:08:38,550另一个好像已经跑脑袋里了the other one sort of slipped back into my skull.18500:08:40,060 - 00:08:41,970这是普丽娅给你买的新衬衫吗hey, is that one of the new shirts priya got you?18600:08:41,970 - 00:08:43,260对yeah.18700:08:43,260 - 00:08:44,930可不能这么洗you dont wanna wash that.18800:08:44,930 - 00:08:46,790-不能吗 -不能 这是丝织品- no? - no, thats silk.18900:08:46,790 - 00:08:49,470老实说 没有我你可怎么办哦seriously, what would you do without me?19000:08:49,470 - 00:08:51,040是啊yeah.19100:08:53,070 - 00:08:54,280我不得不说 我觉得you know, i gotta tell you, i think19200:08:54,280 - 00:08:57,400-你找上普丽娅真是太幸运了 -我也这么想- you got a real winner with priya. - yeah, me, too.19300:08:57,400 - 00:08:58,770她真是太可爱了she seems really sweet.19400:08:58,770 - 00:09:00,870相信我 你可不能觉得理所当然believe me, you do not want to take that for granted.19500:09:00,870 - 00:09:02,810外面可有大堆大堆的婊子there are a lot of bitches out there.19600:09:04,850 - 00:09:07,230是啊 找个婊子可就太糟了yeah, bitches are the worst.19700:09:08,570 - 00:09:09,860好了 回见all right, ill see you later.19800:09:09,860 - 00:09:12,680佩妮 我有事想跟你说uh, penny, theres something i have to tell you.19900:09:12,680 - 00:09:14,340什么what?20000:09:14,340 - 00:09:16,440好吧 怎么说呢okay, uh, how do i put this?20100:09:16,440 - 00:09:21,070你了解达尔文在加拉帕戈斯群岛um. are you familiar with darwins observation20200:09:21,070 - 00:09:23,690考察雀类时的观察法吗of the finches in the galapagos islands?20300:09:24,810 - 00:09:27,440有拍电影出来吗did they make a movie about it?20400:09:27,440 - 00:09:28,040没有no.20500:09:28,040 - 00:09:29,350那我不了解then no.20600:09:30,160 - 00:09:33,860好吧 达尔文观察到当两组雀类all right, well, anyway, darwin observed that when two groups20700:09:33,860 - 00:09:36,160去竞争同一种食物来源of finches competed over the same food source,20800:09:36,160 - 00:09:39,520最终 其中一种会进化出不同的鸟嘴eventually one of them would evolve a different beak shape20900:09:39,520 - 00:09:42,790从而能以别的东西为食so they could feed on something else.21000:09:42,790 - 00:09:44,160好吧okay.21100:09:45,150 - 00:09:47,960你觉得我们可以从该行为中学到什么so what do you think we can learn from that behavior21200:09:47,960 - 00:09:50,990可以运用于自己生活中的that we can apply to our own lives?21300:09:51,780 - 00:09:55,620一鸟在手 胜过二鸟在林?uh, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush?21400:09:58,200 - 00:10:00,130当然 这话里也有鸟sure, that has birds in it.21500:10:02,980 - 00:10:06,440跟你说话真有趣 莱纳德 总学得到东西its fun talking to you, leonard; i always learn stuff.21600:10:10,110 - 00:10:12,310抱歉 那就算你答应了im sorry, but im gonna count that.21700:10:16,100 - 00:10:19,120你睡觉的时候一定要戴这玩意吗do you really have to wear that in bed?21800:10:22,140 - 00:10:25,730对呀 医生怕我睡着之后揉眼睛yeah. the doctor didnt want me to rub my eye during the night.21900:10:25,730 - 00:10:28,430不戴这个 就要戴那种超大的锥形颈圈it was either this or one of those giant neck cones.22000:10:30,660 - 00:10:33,740你跟佩妮谈过了吗so did you get to talk to penny?22100:10:33,740 - 00:10:36,000谈了 真的 谈了oh, yes. indeed, i did.22200:10:37,580 - 00:10:38,290结果呢and?22300:10:38,290 - 00:10:39,920她毫无保留地欣然接受了she completely understood everything i said.22