三打白骨精的英文剧本.doc

三打白骨精的英文剧本，我演过，相当成功，（人物可删减的）人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头N：哪吒T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:(摸出，递给S)S:Look,master(凑近T)(T、S一齐转向E)T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,noftobringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)IllkeepitforyouuntilwereachthewestE:ButT:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.EmwehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcantwalkonanymore!(坐)MystomachdoesntallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill.S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).S:Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!T:Baijie!Dontforgetwhoatemylastmeal!J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway.T:Em.Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E:Thisis.?S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommastersbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:EmWukong,youarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!(走)T:Letsplaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.(变成B1)B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?T:Imsorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstLandlordandthreepeopleareenough.B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!Bomb!T:Bomb?(打出)B1:DoubleKing!T:Oh.Iwin!Em,Lady,youareamaster-hand.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:(倒)AhT:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedontT:Itstoolate!(唱)Oncemoreyouopenthedoor(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,Imdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,Illteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?T:Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:(咬牙切齿)Youmonster,Illbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two.(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!(哭喊)S:Illkillyou,monster!(打)T:(想阻止，未及)You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!S:(悲，离去)(音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛)人鬼情未了E:Master,brotherMonkeyis.T:Scratch!Dontmentionthatguyanymore!B:(出现)Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T:(惊)Youare.B:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B:(抓住T)Illenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,ha.S:(悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!T:I,Icantunderstand.Whathappened?S:Master,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintothreeshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindout?S:(沉默).Monkeysintuition(直觉)N:Excuseme,whereisthecniminal?S;Ah.youaretoolate,Nezha!(对T)Ivecalledthepolice.N:(摇醒B)Youareunderarrest.(出示证件)YouhavetherighttoremainsilentIfyougiveuptheright,anythingyouwillsaycanandwillbeagainstyouinacourtoflaw!(带走B)T:Wukong(S不理T)Iadmitmymistakethistime(S仍不理)Imsorry(小声)S:What?T:Imsorry.S:Em?Louder,please?T:I.am.sorry.(S捂耳)(音乐响)敢问路在何方(这个放伴奏)T:Letsgoguys!(歌)S:Youarecarryingtheluggage,Iamleadingthehorse.E:Saygoodbyetothesun,Welcomeeveningglow.J:Sleepingontheground,againwesetoutsetout,againwesetout.T.S.E.J:Ah.Ah.Sleepingonthegroundagainwesetout.T:Oneaftertheothertheseasonsgoby,andoheaftertheother,theyeargoon.Youwonderwheretheroadis.Theroadisunderyourfeet.T.S.E.J:Youuonderwheretheroadis,theroadisunderyourfeet.Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)AhT: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreyou open the door(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, Ill teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, Ill beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two.(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!(哭喊)S: Ill kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造 “假”悲伤气氛）人鬼情未了J: boss, brother Monkey is.T: Dont mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are.B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)Ill enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha.S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I cant understand.What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).Monkeys intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)Im sorry(小声)S: What?T: Im sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I.am.sorry.(S 捂耳)（音乐响）敢问路在何方（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)三打白骨精中英文对照搞笑版人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空、E：猪八戒、J：沙僧、B：白骨精、B1：B变成的村姑、B2：B变成的太婆、B3：B变化成的老头、N：哪吒T:Wukong,wherewearenow?悟空我们现在到哪里了S:Bajie,map!八戒地图E:(摸出，递给S)S:oh，master，look！(凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E）哦师傅你瞧啊！T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyoudonttakethesepicturesofbeautifulgirlswithyou!八戒我告诉你多少次啦不要老是带美女图啦！E:Oh,master!Forgiveme(伸手拿回)哦师傅原谅我这次吧T:(缩手)No,itkinkiwilltakethisuntillwegettowest,bajie,map.没门，我想就由我暂时保管，直到我们到达西天，取得真经，八戒地图E:ButT:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:(递)Here.Emiamsohungrynow,(坐)andicannotmoveanymore,奥师傅我肚子饿扁了，再也走不动了S:FatPig!肥猪E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,Iwill.死猴子如果你再敢说这俩个字，我就，我就S:Youwillwhat(凶相)?你就要干嘛啊E:(软禁)Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas(跳蚤).呵呵我就帮你抓虱子啊！S:Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,Iamhungrytoo，wouldyoubringussomefood?悟空我也饿了你能帮我们去找点吃的吗？E:Yousee,masterishungry,too!你看我们师傅也饿了T:Baijie!Dontforgetwhoatemylastmeal!八戒不要忘了谁把我上一餐的饭给吃了J:Butmaster,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkegisaway。名人堂：众名人带你感受他们的驱动人生马云任志强李嘉诚柳传志史玉柱 whatcanwedo？但是师傅如果大师兄走了，有妖怪来我们怎么办T:Em.Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?这倒是一个问题悟空你有什么办法吗？S:Noproblem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E:Thisis.?这是？S:Electricnet!Ihavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrommastersbooks.SoImadethis.Nomonstercanapproachyouifyoustayinit!T:EmWukong,youarebecomingmoreandmoreknowledgeable!,knowledgeispower!哦悟空你真是越来越知识渊博哦，知识就是力量啊S:okiamgoingtofindsomefood,Bye!(走)好的我去找吃的啦拜拜T；okitistheshowtime,好的现在是我们展示自己的时间啦（放音乐穷开心三师徒开始跳舞）。T:iamalittletired,Letsplaycards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主我有点累了我们打牌吧B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?itiseasy,hahaha(变成B1)传说中的电网小菜一碟嘛哈哈哈B1:(接近三人，望着)CanIjoinyou?能加我一个吗T:Imsorry,lady.Weareplayingcardnow,andthreepeopleareenough.哦女士我们现在在斗地主三个人足够了B1:(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance!T:ohchance嗯机会B1:DoubleKing!一对kT:Oh.Iwin!Em,Lady,youaresoclever.Comeinandteachme!(准备开电网门)S:(回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1:（倒)Ah T:(气愤)Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!(深呼吸)S:Oh,pleasedontT:Itstoolate!(唱)Oncemoreyouopenthedoor(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S:Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)晕去T:(呛住，咳)Wukong,Imdisappointedwithyou!B:(真身出现)Hm!SunWukong,Illteachyoualesson!(变成太婆)哈哈哈哈孙悟空我马上就给你一个教训B2:Daughterdaughter,whereismydaughter?Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?悟空醒看到老妇T:youDaughter?.(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S:（咬牙切齿）Youmonster,Illbeatyouintohell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J:AreyouOk,master?(扶T)J:Look,(伸食指)howmany?T:Two.(晕乎乎地)SunWukong,gameover!(B变成B3)B3:(看到B1,B2尸体)Oh.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!(哭喊狂奔过去）S:Illkillyou,monster!(打)T:（想阻止，未及）You,you.(险些晕，E,J扶住)Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!不他们不是人是妖精T:Monster?ithinkYouaretherealmonster!you,go!you,go!itisthewrongway,你走错啦妖精我看你才是真正的妖精，你走，走哪儿来的回哪儿去吧（孙走错唐指出）你走错啦这