雀东南飞(改编版)英文短剧本.doc

剧本部分Prologue N：Long long ago, there was a young man called Jonny, He has no achievement and no money. And he has an uncontrolled wife. He is very afraid of his wife - in other words, he respects his wife, if you are willing to think so.（J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪）J: Everybody says that Im hen pecked, but in fact, Im as strong as a tiger,（小声）while my wife is WuSong.（指着上台处的门大声道）Im not afraid of you!（内砸出一脸盆,接住当成盾牌护着头）Then, Im afraid of whom?（我在那一角落患过伤风响起，唱词响起之前做悲痛状，随着“daladala”响起开始自白）My wife Lissy is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All I dont care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! （停）（内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J）My God! Who can help me? （下）Act1（序幕结束时,JM作窃听状） N：The mother-in-law doesnt like Lissy. She always thinks that women should be quiet and hard-working. And obey their husband any time and any where. And Lissy has borne no children until now, which makes her very dissatisfied.JM（拄拐棍上）:I can!（对门内）Lissy! Lissy! Where are you?L（扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来）:Im here! Whats up mum?JM: Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.L: Oh well, all right. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what is the matter, please?JM: Since you married my son you behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, and so lazyL: But JM: Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt you ?! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised soft pigs and ducks and chicken andJM: But all those you have done are not valuable unless you have a son!L（生气地挥动着锅铲）:Oh, you want a grandson, dont you?（开始解围裙）Go and ask your son. Im leaving! （扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下）Act2（LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上） ：N：Lissy is very angry and sad, she returns home alone. Lissys mother doesnt like Johnny. She thinks Johnny is stupid and poor.L: Mum, Im back!LM: You are back? Why? What happened?L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law.LM（惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情）:See! I have already told you when you are marrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. Look at yourselfL: But, mumLM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, Im not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And Illmarry whom everyouwantmeto.LM（大喜）:Nicegirl! Justnow, I met the mayors son in the market. He said: “If your daughter hasnt been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, Ill go and tell him.（下）L（惊愕）: What? The mayors son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood? （手中的锅铲掉在地上）What a silly thing I have done!（下）Act3 N：Early this morning, Johnny gets up quite late, because no one call to wake him up. The room is very quiet, as if something is missing.（J睡眼惺忪上）J（边走边道）:Lissy! Lissy! Where are my socks?（走了几步,在地上捡起袜子）Here they are!（闻一下） Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!（突然想起）Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.（摸摸肚子，灰色空间响起）Oh, Im so hungry! But theres no breakfast! （捡起地上的围裙）This is what Lissy always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.（停）JM（上）: Wheres my breakfast? Wheres Lissy? Hasnt she got up yet?J: Mum, cant you remember? Lissy has gone!JM（沉吟片刻）:Well, to tell you the truth , Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lissy is a nice girl, go and take her back!J（立正敬礼）:Yes madam!Act4N：Hence, Johnny decides to take Lissy home. He happily walk on the road, the sun is shining, the birds are singing. Suddenly,a strong wind starts to blow, a brutish matchless robbers appeared. （J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗）（我不入地狱响起）R: Hey you! Stop and listen to me! The road is built by me! （抬脚重重地踩）And I planted one tree!（亦抬脚踩）If you want to go by this street, give me all your money!J（搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出角硬币）:Is 1mao enough?R:(自言自语)What bad luck! This guy is broken!If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight! Oh!I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Lissy next month. I can go and rob the wedding!J（惊讶）:What? What? Lissy is going to get married? Its impossible!R:Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!J: But Lissy is my wife! We havent got divorced yet!（突然有了主意）Ive got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, dont you? Ill go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.R: Have you got any experience?J: No. But Ive got this! （J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书，）Act5（婚礼进行曲响起）N：Time passes quickly, and soon after, Mayors son and Lissy will get married, Lissy reluctantly puts on the marriage gauze. She doesnt know Johnny has arrived here. （MS意气风发牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台）MS：Oh my darling, you will belong to me tonight.（J和强盗跃至台中，音乐停）R&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!R: The road is built by me!J: And I planted one tree.R: If you want to go by this street-R&J: Give us all your money! （停顿）J: And my beauty！（L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头）L（惊喜万分）:Johnny!（不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后）MS：Who are you? Lissy, come back to me!L：No! Im Johnnys wife! Not yours!MS：I love you so much，how could you bear to forsake me ？（MS挥拳打向JJ矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒）J（火冒三丈）:How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去，众强盗在一边挥舞小旗加油，we will rock you响起）（J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS，音乐停）J（扶起L，其他所有人物定格，J关切地问）:Honey, how a