新成长的烦恼第一季2英文剧本

1、12GORD：OHey, what are you doing?Miranda, look out!MIRANDA AND LIZZIE:No! No!MIRAND：A Are you okay?GORD：OI cannot believe you did that.MIRAND：A Are you sure youre okay?TOONLIZZIE ：Okay?This is so not okay.Believe it or not, whenI got ready for school this morning I wasnt aiming for leprechaun chic.If

2、 youre wondering what happened to me we have to go all the way back to this morning but, basically, what happened is school picture day.LIZZIE ： I have absolutely nothing to wear.No. no. no. no.LIZZIE ：Hello?GORD：OHey, could you check in your living room and see if I left my hacky-sack over there?LI

3、ZZIE ： Sure.Hmm. not here, sorry.Oh, hold on-call-waiting.LIZZIE ：Hello?MIRAND：A Its me.LIZZIE ： Ooh, good.Talk me through a clothing crisis.MIRAND：A What about your denim thing?LIZZIE ： Too Shania Twain.Hold on-call-waiting.Hello?GORD：OYou, uh,hung up on me and you didnt look for the hacky-sack, di

4、d you?LIZZIE ： Gordo, I am in the middle of a fashion meltdown.GORD：OAll righty,then.Chicks.LIZZIE ： That was Gordo,obsessing about his hacky-sack.MIRAND：A Boys.MATT：Lizzie, I need the phone.LIZZIE ： Well, thats a big problem for you isnt it?Oh, my gosh, youareso lucky you got that Delias outfit.MIR

5、AND：A Three dollars an hour to clean Mrs. Ferneliuss backyard isnt exactly luck.MATT：Lizzie-phone!LIZZIE ： I was thinking more like Sarah Michelle Gellar thing-powerful but still cute.or something classy,like Gwyneth at the Oscars.MATT：Phone, phone, phone!MIRAND：A What about that red top you just go

6、t?LIZZIE ： Ooh, ooh, the halter with the bare midriff,oh, and my black hip-huggers.Itd be soOops!. I Did It Again.MATT：Mom!Dad!Lizzies talking about dressing like Britney Spears!Man, shes hot.LIZZIE ： Code Blue-Ill have to call you back.Three.two.one.JO： Honey, do we need to talk about this?SAM： Bri

7、tney Spears is the one who got all.developed, right? MATT：Thank you.SAM： I really dont want her going to school looking like that.TOON LIZZIE： Not a problem.I couldnt possibly look like Britney for at least five more years and, like.five million sit-ups.LIZZIE ：Matt is exaggerating.I was just talkin

8、g to Miranda about what to wear for my school picture.JO： Well, I thought you were going to wear the sweater that GammyMcGuire sent you for Christmas.SAM： Thats right,the red one.LIZZIE ： Oh.I changed my mind.JO： Well, you loved it when you got it.Why wouldnt you wear it?TOON LIZZIE： Maybe cause its

9、 hideous and it makes me look like a cookie-elf.LIZZIE ： Its just I thought it was kind of warm to wear a sweater.SAM：No, its cool out.Besides, it would really meana lot to GammMy cGuire. LIZZIE ：Its-Its just.SAM： Come on, Lizzie,Gammys not getting any younger.Who knows how much longer shell be with

10、 us?LIZZIE ：She is only 61,and she teaches windsurfing.and her momis still alive.MATT:What do you mean you didnt do the math homework?BOY： I was going to.MATT：Im supposed to get it from you.BOY： Angels in the Outfield.MATT：I dont care if Angels in the Outfieldwas on last night.Im goingto get in trou

11、ble without that homework.BOY： Sorry, Matt.MATT：Thanks a lot, you muggle.BOY： Oh, yeah,theres going to be a pop.MATT：What? Theres going to be a pop quiz, too?Im toast.Theres no way I can go to school today.See you.LIZZIE ： But what if, like, the pictures behind a red backdrop?I mean, my headll just

12、be floating there.JO： Honey, Im sure its going to be a neutral background and its an adorable sweater.Dont you think so,Matt?MATT：What? Uh.Oh, I think Im going to throw up.SAM： Dont make fun of your sisters sweater, Matt.Gammy McGuire really loves you kids.MATT：No, I dont feel good.I think Im sick.J

13、O：Uh-oh.Let me feel your forehead.Well, you feel warm but I cant tell if you have a fever.You go upstairs.Ill come up and take your temperature.MATT：JOHere, I want you to get somefood in you and dont worry-you look so cute.Its going to be a big hit.MIRAND：A What?Thats not reallyOops!. I Did It Again

14、.Thats just,Oops.LIZZIE ： My stupid brother got my parents involved.They picked it out.MIRAND：A Ouch.LIZZIE ：Mygrandmother gave it to mefor Christmas.Its just a picture.Will you stop staring at me?MIRAND：A It is notjust a picture.Were in middle school now.These pictures dont just go home in an envel

15、ope.These pictures get published.in the yearbook.MIRANDA： Your sweater just gave Rudy Velasco nose-milk.This is serious.These pictures will be seen by everyone. forever.LIZZIE ：Forever?MIRANDA： Forever.I mean. havent you seen your parents yearbook pictures?LIZZIE ： Ive got to get home and change.MIR

16、AND：A Go.JO： Yeah, Im taking his temperature right now.Your fathers very concerned about you.SAM： Im really worried.JO：I know, you are. He is concerned. Here.Oh, my.102.Wow.You stay put.You are not going to school today, young man.SAM： Are you sure its a 102?JO：Yep, 102 on the nose. Youre probably r

17、ight about the flashlight trick. And there it is.Oh, hes totally faking.Where do they learn these things? From some kid handbook we dont know about?SAM： Youll just have totake care of him.You know what I mean.JO： Oh, dont worry.No, Ill take care of him.SAM： Im sure you will, honey.JO：Okay.Ill see yo

18、u tonight. Bye.How you feeling,sweetie?You know what you need? Some soup.MATT：Chicken noodle?JO： No, borscht.Its cold beet soup.A lot of Vitamin C.Real good.MATT：I hate beets.ETHAN：Yo, Gordon.GORD：OUh, hey, Craft.Whats up?ETHAN：Have you gotten your picture taken yet?GORD：ONo. Fourth period.Why?ETHAN

19、：Cause weve got this great plan.See, when all the guys get their pictures taken the last minute, were all gonna do this.GORD：OGonna do what?ETHAN：Do this.GORD：OOh.ETHAN：Isnt that great?GORD：OIts awesome.ETHAN：Were straight-up playas, man.Thatll show the faculty.GORD：OShow them. what?ETHAN：Well. s.Th

20、at we mean business.So, you in?GORD：OI dont know.ETHAN：You better not be against us, man.You got to survive this school and its a long time till summer.GORD：OI may not even have my picture taken.Im going to tell my teacher I grew up with Kalahari Desert Bushmen and I believe if someone takes my pict

21、ure theyll steal my soul away from me and Ill be doomed to eternal wandering.ETHAN：Youre weird.MIRAND：A You dont get your picture taken till sixth period.Theres got to be someone you can borrow an outfit from by then.GORD：OWhats going on?Whoa.LIZZIE ： Long story, Gordo.GORD：OI got time.LIZZIE ： Okay

22、, my grandmother.and, like, when I got to school, no one would swap sweaters with me.GORD：OI didnt know your grandmother taught windsurfing.LIZZIE ： Thanks, Gordo,thats really helpful.You know, every school picture Ive ever taken has been colossally lame:sixth grade, braces;fifth grade bee sting on

23、my nose;and, like, fourth grade missing tooth.For once, Im going to look good in my school picture.GORD：OI dont know why everyones obsessing with these pictures.Youre freaking out because of a sweater.LIZZIE ： How I look in this picture has a lot to do with what everyone in school thinks about me.GO

24、RD：OYou really care what a bunch of jocks and cheerleaders think about you?LIZZIE / MIRANDA ：Shyeah!GORD：OHow you look in a picture doesnt mean youre a good person.Im studying John Wilkes Booth in history.He looked good in pictures and he was kind of a jerk.TOON LIZZIE： It can be a little tough when

25、 one of your two best friends says things that are.kind of bizarre.MIRAND：A Well, John Wilkes Booth wasnt trying to get Danny Kessler to like him.TOONLIZZIE ： Whenboth of your best friends do you just learn to deal with it.LIZZIE ： I got to go get an outfit.TOON LIZZIE： Throughout the animal kingdom

26、,its a well-known fact that the males fiercely compete to establish themselves within the herd.But in middle school,girls get in on the action, too.KATE：Youre not wearing that.MIRAND：A Im not? It feels like. Iam.KATE：I looked for this outfit for weeks,and you had better change before sixth period.MI

27、RAND：A Okay, Ill change.Ill pretend youre not a big snot-faced snot-head.KATE：You are not wearing that.LIZZIE ： Snot-faced snot-head?MIRAND：A Well, I think I made my point.MATT：Okay, Im done.JO： Well, thats my little trooper.Bet you feel better now.MATT：Yeah.I mean, no. I still feel pretty sick.JO：

28、No, no, no. What you need is some peace and quiet.MATT：I do?JO： Oh! Honey, youre burning up.MATT：I am?JO： Yeah. I got to sweat this fever out of you.MATT：We do?JO： Yeah. I want you to go upstairs.Im going to turn on the vaporizer and Ill wrap you up in the old wool blanket.MATT：But it itches.JO： Wel

29、l, only if you move around and youll be wrapped up so tight you wont be able to.MATT：So, after I sweat,I can watch TV?JO：Uh-huh.MATT：Can I get some water before we go upstairs?JO： Sure, honey.Go ahead.MATT：These always make Dads head sweat.PHOTOGRAPH：ENRext!LIZZIE ：Hey, Gordo.GORD：ONo luck finding a

30、n outfit, huh?LIZZIE ： Oh, plenty of luck-all bad.Bethany Adelstein says I can borrow her sunglasses so maybe people wont know who the poor little she-geek is.GORD：OYou got to trust me this picture is not important.LIZZIE ： Its not important to you;its important to me.GORDO:I just dont see why we sh

31、ould give in to all the peer pressure. LIZZIE:Because we have peers and they put pressure on us.Like, if it was just you and me,I wouldnt care how I looked.But I do have to live in this world.GIRL:But I wasnt ready yet!LIZZIE:Nice try, Gordo, but.Im not going to let that happen to me. PHOTOGRAPHER:S

32、mile.That is not a smile. Smile. One.ETHANY: ou got to survive at this school and its a long time till summer. LIZZIE:How this picture comes out has a lot to do with what everyone inschool thinks about me.TOON LIZZIE:Outfit, outfit,whos got the outfit?Lisa Chung?No. She blewme off.Allison Gendel?She

33、 smells like feet.Tamara Scarpati?Oh, yeah, like thats going to work.Parker Mckenzie.Nah. She hates me since I sat on herTitanic lunchbox in fifth grade.Id rather die than go crawling to her.LIZZIE:Hey, Parker!Great shoes.PARKER:Uh-huh.LIZZIE:I mean, no, seriously those are like majorly fabulous. PA

34、RKER:Whatever.Yours are okay, too, I guess.LIZZIE:You like them? Because you can borrow them anytime.And maybe I could borrow something from you like, um.maybe your blouse.PARKER:Oh,thats right. I heard you were begging people for their clothes.Everybody thinks thats really creepy.TOON LIZZIE:Your s

35、hoes suck!JO:Hey. tummy still jumbled?MATT:Um. no.JO:Oh, good! You can help me wind some yarn.MATT:Do I have to do this?JO:Yeah. Only until your body cools down.You still seem kind of feverish to me.MATT:Um. could I get some soda crackers for my stomach?JO:Sure, honey.As soon as you cool down,you ca

36、n watch some TV. GORDO:Come on.LIZZIE:What?GORDO:Come on- I want to show you something.LIZZIE:Gordo, Im busy,and this is important.GORDO:My things more important.Take your pick.LIZZIE:Gordo, whered you get these?GORDO:The drama department is putting on a play.The girl in charge of costumes owed me a

37、 favor.She needed a partner for a clog dancing class.LIZZIE:I thought you thought this whole school picture thing was stupid.GORDO:I do, but certain events have happened that made me realize that stupid things can still be important.LIZZIE:You caved on the Ethan Craft stone-face thing, didnt you?GOR

38、DO:Yesb, ut I still think that whoyou are as a person is more important than how you look in a picture.LIZZIE:So as long as Im a good person its okay that I still want to look pretty?GORDO:Yeah, its okay.LIZZIE:Thanks. I want the white one.This is so cool. So retro.Its so.absolutely perfect.JO:Well,

39、 as long as youre sitting lets do some fraction drills, huh?103?!Oh, mygosh,youre really hot.Oh, honey, how did you get so sick?MATT:I dont know. Hot peppers.ice in my pants.No more yarn.JO:Oh, my gosh,youre delirious.Lie down, lie down. Okay.Mommy is going to go and make the soup you like, okay? And then Im going to run to the store and Im going to get some ginger ale. And I want you to rest, all right?Oh, you dont feel good, do you?MATT:I feel