Upright《立式钢琴（2019）》第一季第三集完整中英文对照剧本

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won'tgettherebecausewellhaverunout.但如果我们开快点我们就能在耗尽之前到达那桂But,ifwegofasterthenwe'llbetherebeforewerunout.就是…Just...哦，拜言匕这最好有用Ohcomeon.Likethatfsgonnamakeadifference.也许有Itmight.实际上…只要…Actually...Do...Just...风阻会消耗更多汽油•你怎麽知道？Winddragusesmorepetrol.-Howdoyouknowthat?我就是知道•我就是知道Ijustknow.-Ijustknow.我讲话才不是那样ThatrsnotwhatIsoundlike.我什麽都知道，因为我有个大脑袋Iknowallthethingsaboutstuff*causeofmymassivehead.哈！太棒了！Ha!Yes!哈哈！Haha!我们会到的•好的・・・We'regonnamakeit.-OK.OKfine.该死！Fuuuck!我就说吧KnewIwasright.你要换手吗？Doyouwanttoswap?不！No!你有在推吗？Areyouevenpushing?闭嘴！Shutup!你转向就好Juststeer.是的，老大Yes,boss.你应该感到惭愧Youshouldbeashamedofyourself.是的，老大Yes,boss.对不起，老大Sorry,boss.这一段很悲伤…That*sasadbit...为什麽这一段很悲伤？Whyisthatbitsad?这是一个属七和♥弦♥进入一个相对小调It'slikeadominant7goingintoarelativeminor.是啊，但为什麽悲伤？Yeahbutwhyisthatsad?我也不知道，它就是这样Idunnoactually.Itjustis.这就像悲伤的悲伤It'slikesadsad.这有点像我的悲伤It'skindoflikemysad.好吧，这取决于当下情况Wellitdependsonwhatelseisgoingon.哦，下坡…-哦Whoa.Hill,hill,hill,hill!-Oh.快去…•可恶Go,go,go.-Shit.幸运仔，我们会到的Lucky,we'regonnamakeit.呼！Whoo!我们会到的！-是啊！We'regonnamakeit!-Yeah!快点！上车！Comeon!Getin!啊！Ah!呼！Whoo-oo!哇！Whoa!我们要怎麽付油钱？Howarewegoingtopayforfuel?这其实是个疯狂的故事It*sacrazystoryactually,我们的钱被偷了wehadourmoneystolenfromus在一个荒无人烟的厕所狸outofthislavatoryinthemiddleofnowhere.那种不能冲水的嗯心户外厕所…It'soneofthoselongdrops.Disgusting...啊…Ah...然后我们的汽油用光了andthenweranoutofpetrol,所以我想知道你们有什麽样的签帐系统soIwaswonderingwhatsortofsystemyouhaveforlOU's也许我…wheremaybeI...可恶Shit.寄支票或电汇给你…Sendyouachequeorwireittoyou,or...没有，你…Nup.You're...非常感谢你的帮助Thankyousomuchforyourhelp.他们该死的在这狸做什麽？Whatthefuckaretheydoinghere?分散他的注意力Distracthim.什麽？What?分散抽烟的人的注意力Distracttheguysmoking.我不知道要怎麽做-你行的，想办法Idon'tknowhowtodistract.-Yesyoucan.Figureitout.我不知道该对那种人说什麽Idon'tknowwhattosaytopeoplelikethat.嘿Hey.自己去买♥♥Getyourown.哦不，我不抽烟，我只是…Oh,no,Idon'tsmoke,just...说“嘿”saying,"Hey".哩J、、、Hey.试过电子烟吗？Evertriedvaping?看起来差不多酷，但没那麽酷Itlookssortofalmostascool,butnotascool.那个叫做男士鬓髻吗？Doyoucallthatamanbun?比如顶结，比如…Likeatopknot,likea...看起来真棒Looksreallygood?我不能绑，我没有截骨Ican'tdoit,Idon'thavethecheekbones.你多高啊？六英尺…Howtallareyou?Like,six...六英尺二英寸？Sixtwo?你站在上坡，所以很难判断You*reuphill,soit'shardtotell.滚开，基佬Fuckofffaggot.人们现在还说基佬吗？Dopeoplestillsayfaggot?该死Fuck.幸运仔！Lucky!什麽？What?你在做什麽？•发动车子Whatareyoudoing?-Startthecar.什麽？•快发动车子！What?-Startthefuckingcar!但我们没有半点燃料•我们有Butwedon'thaveanyfuel.-Yeswedo.不，搞什麽Nup.Bullshit.你在做什麽？Whatareyoudoing?梅格！Meg!该死，发不动！Fuck.It'snotstarting!把你们的酒斟满，来，给你倒吧Chargeyourglasses.Here...youcandothat因为我要去致辞了'causeI*vegottogoanddoaspeech.皮诺！杀了我吧Pinot!Killme.哈嘴Hello.叮…Ting,ting,ting,ting,ting,ting.我自己做音效Idomyownsoundeffects.接下来是伴郎的致辞Herecomesthebestman'sspeech.史上最好的致辞Knownthroughouthistoryasbeingthebestspeech.托比是我哥哥，你们都知道Toby'smybrotherasyouallknow,因为你们在他的婚礼上'causeyou'reathiswedding.我本来要致辞…我忘光了Ihadaspeech...Ilostit.但我觉得一切都很顺利But,Ithinkthisisgoingfine.所以，敬我了不起的妈妈，珍So,tomyamazingmum,Jen.托比和我很幸运有她带大我们TobyandIaresoluckytohavehadherbringusup,几乎以一己之力prettymuchsingle-handedly.你们知道的，在爸爸走后…Youknow,afterDadwent...你们都知道这个故事Youguysknowthatstory.还有敬我的哥哥托比，他长大了！AndtomybrotherTobyforgrowingthefuckup!像个正经男人Likeaproperman.当然还要敬苏珊娜罗斯“弗林”And,ofcourse,SusannaRoseFlynn.苏西，我敬你喂！Oi!感谢你们加满的油，溷蛋们！Thanksforthetopupfuckknuckle!哦，亲爱的主OhsweetLord.走！幸运仔，走…GoLucky.Go,go,go,go!快上车！Getinthecar!吃我的老二吧，一群大老粗！Suckmydickloadsofbogans!我要报♥警♥Policeplease.耶！Yes!嘿…Hey,hey!布雷特警官！OfficerBrett!呼！Whoo!我们就像一个帮派We'relikeagang.我觉得两个人以上才能叫做帮派Ithinkyouneedmorethantwopeopletohaveagang.不，去你的，我们是一个帮派Na,getstuffed.We'reagang.他们拿走了多少钱？Howmuchdidtheytake?全部Allofit.该死Fuck.那你高兴什麽？Whatareyousayhappyabout?我把钱包拿回来了，不是吗？Well,Igotmywalletback,didnftI?那是你吗？Isthatyou?不，那是马迪，我哥哥No.That'sMatty,mybrother.他回卡拉古纳了吗？・卡林古纳IshebackinKaraguna?-Karinguna.是啊，实际上，他这遇就满20岁了Yeah.Heturns20thisweek,actually.怎麽了？我们为什麽停下来？What?Whyarewestopping?你加了多少汽油？Howmuchpetroldidyouputinthere?很多，我加了很多Plenty.Iputinplenty.哦，可恶Ohshit.（无铅汽油）怎麽了？What?这是柴油机，对吧？It'sadiesel,isn'tit?对Right.好吧，这并不理想Well,thisisnotideal.Suzie,here'stoyou-zy.你看起来很漂亮，我只想说YoulookveryprettyandIjustwanttosay,现在改变主意还不晚thatit'snottoolatetochangeyourmind.你们才结婚几个小时…You'veonlybeenmarriedforafewhours,alright.好的，幸运仔OK,Lucky.嘿！威尔迪来了！嘿，来吧Hey!Wildy'sup!Hey,comeon.总之…不…我是开玩笑的Anyway...No,no,no,Iwasjoking.你们所拥有的…Whatyouhavetogether...总之，苏西，谢谢你拯救我哥哥托比Anyway,SuziethankyouforrescuingmybigbrotherToby从拖着放大器和带电咪高峰的生活中解脱fromalifeofluggingampsandelectrifiedmicrophones还有你知道的在廉价汽车旅馆本里记不清的性♥爰♥and,youknow,half-rememberedfucksincheapmotels.马尼拉和…哦！他来了！Manillaand...Oh!He*sup!大个子来了•好的Bigfella'sup.-OK.这代表要跳舞了，按下播放…Thatmeansdancing.Pressplay,pressplay!走，我们跳舞吧！-幸运仔，来吧，朋友Go,let'sdance!-Lucky,comeonmate.这一刻稍纵即逝，跳舞吧，溷蛋们Thismomentwillpass.Dancemotherfuckers.跳吧，就像这是你生命中的最后一晚！Dancelikeit'sthelastnightofyourlife!来吧一摇滚吧!Comeon.-Rockandroll.呼！该死的摇滚吧！你们这些西部郊区的笨蛋！Whoo!Rockandfuckingroll!Youbeigewesternsuburbscunts!忘了带帐篷？Forgetyourtent?什麽？Sorry?没有帐篷Notent.哦，是啊Oh,yeah.那是钢琴吗？方寸，是钢琴Isthatapiano?-Yeah.It*sapiano.你会弹吗？-会一点Doyouplay?-Yeah,alittlebit.那就弹吧Goonthen.你不觉得有点太早了吗？Bitearly,don'tyoureckon?哦，是啊Oh,yeah.我曾经吹过法国号♥UsedtoplayFrenchhorn.如果你往西走，下一站可能会见到你Well,ifyou'reheadingwest,mightseeyouatthenextstop,也许到时候弹一下maybegetalittlebitofatinkle.嗯？Hey?也许吧Maybe.你能帮我把前面的套头衫拿来吗？Canyougetmyjumperfromthefront?不，你自己拿.你能拿一下吗，笨蛋？No,getityourself.-Canyoujustgetit,knob.如果你要去商店Ifyou'regoingtotheshop,能帮我买♥♥点电♥话♥费吗？canyougetsomephonecreditplease?还有三文治Andsandwiches.芝士圈，谢谢Cheezels,please.所以我直接放进去就好了？SodoIjust,like,putitin.来吧Comeon.会刺痛是不正常的Shouldn'tfeelsharp.如果会，那就是放不够进去Ifitdoes,you*renothighenough.应该会觉得有点不舒服Shouldfeelmildlyuncomfortable.谢谢，我爸绝对派不上用场Thanks.Mydadwouldhavebeentotallyhopeless.过来，亲爰的Comehere,love.哦，有客人Ooh,customer.你们好，能为你们效劳吗？G'day.CanIhelpyou?是的，早安Yeah,morning.我们正在找这些人We'reonthelookoutfortheseindividuals.你认得…Doyourecognise...我需要眼镜…■这两个人吗？Needmyglasses,glasses,-...eitherofthese.眼镜…Glasses,glasses,glasses.我这辈子视力都很好，但去年…Perfecteyesightallmylife,thenlastyear...我们走吧•急什麽？Let'sgo.-Whafsthehurry?你妈快死了…Yourmum'sdying...记得吗？Remember?哇，好无情Wow.Harsh.你有买♥♥电♥话♥费吧？•嗯哼Yougotphonecredit,yeah?-Mm-hm.你怎麽了？•没什麽What'swrongwithyou?-Nothing.你好像有点急躁Youseemabitedgy.啊，好的Ah,right.那很不方便That'sinconvenient.是的Yep.大粉红凤头鹦鹉！Biggalah!把这事从遗愿清单上划掉吧Tickthatshitoffthebucketlist.这些看起来很旧Theselookreallyold.卫生棉条会爆♥炸♥吗？Dotamponsgooff?万一我中毒性休克了怎麽办？WhatifIgointotoxicshock?好的，总体感觉不适，当然了OK.Generalfeelingsofunwell.Der.呃…发烧、嗯心、呕吐、长疹子Ah...temperature,nausea,vomiting,rash.所以基本上什麽都有So,basically,everything.哦，还有脸僵住Oh,plusfacefreeze.幸运仔，我的脸僵住了吗？Lucky,ismyfacefrozen?有吗？幸运仔？Isit?Lucky?啊…Ah...好的OK.耶！Yay!留着吧，你戴起来很好看Leaveit,itlooksgoodonyou.嘿！不！Hey!No!我才不听奇怪男人的呼吸声Idon*tlistentoaweirdmanbreathing.好的-好的，什麽？Right.-Right,what?不，嘿！哦，好吧No.Hey!Oh,OK.好的，很好…OK.Ohgreat,great.你要播麦可布雷之类的歌♥,对吧？You'regonnaputonlikeMichaelBublearen'tyou?或是…U2乐队Orlike...U2.或是任何老人听的音乐Orwhateveroldpeoplelistento.麦可…布雷…Michael.Boo-bay.MichaelBoo-bay.嘘…听就对了Justshush.Shush.Shush.Shush.Justlisten,listen.听-听Listen.-Listen.这是什麽？Whatisthis?这就是那架钢琴…Thisisthatpiano...在我长大的房♥子未里录的recordedinthehouseIgrewupin.是你在弹吗？Isityouplaying?那是1954年，是我奶奶It's1954.Itrsmygran.抱歉Sorry.没关你It'salright.我们能靠边停车吗？我想用一下你的手♥机♥Canwepullover,Iwanttouseyourphone.好的，当然Yeah,ofcourse.而且我好像要换棉条了AndIthinkIneedtochangemytampon.嘿，你打给了马迪、梅格和安迪Hey,you'vecalledMatty,MegandAndy