Friends第6季第12集中英对照文本及详细解说.doc

612: The One With The JokeScene: Central Perk, Chandler, Phoebe, Rachel and Monica are there. Ross walks in with a magazine in his hand.magazine: 杂志-Ross: Hey, check this out, youre not going to believe this.believe: 相信嘿，看看这个，这真不可思议。-Chandler: Yes, Ross, we know they have magazines with pictures of naked women in them.naked: 裸体的没错，Ross，我们知道他们的杂志里有女人裸体的照片。-Rachel: Dont tell him about the videos!video: 录像不要告诉他关于录像的事！-Ross: I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. They printed it! playboy: 花花公子print: 印刷我把我编的笑话,寄给花花公子，他们竟然登出来了！-Phoebe: I didnt know Playboy prints jokes.真不知道花花公子还登笑话。-Ross: Yeah, they print jokes, interviews,interview: 采访没错，他们登笑话，采访稿，Hard-hitting journalism. Its not just about the pictures.hard-hitting: 有力的journalism: (总称)报章杂志有力的新闻，并不只是那些照片。-Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.反正不会说服妈妈看，我们也不看。-Ross: (showing them the page) Here, check it out. Its the first one, too. 瞧这，头一条就是我的。(They all laugh indifferently, except Chandler, whos a little angry.)indifferently: 冷淡地-Chandler: That is funny. It was also funny when I made it up. 很有趣，更有趣的是，这笑话是我编的。-Ross: What? 什么？-Chandler: I made that joke up.这笑话是我编的。-Ross: Uh, oh-oh, no you didnt. I did. 不，不，不对，这是我编的。-Chandler: Uh, oh-oh ，Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, 是我编的。我在上班的时候把它讲给Dan，And he said it was the funniest joke hed ever heard.他说这是他听过的最好的笑话。-Ross: Hey, tell Dan Thanks.嘿，替我谢谢Dan。(Rachel is looking at the magazine and laughing.)-Ross: What? 怎么了？-Rachel: Im sorry; I was just reading the joke below it. Man, that one is funny. (Ross grabs the magazine away from her.)grab: 抓取，抢去对不起，我在看下面那则笑话，啊，它真搞笑。-Chandler: Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? Monica，你记得我给你讲过这个笑话，对吗？-Monica: No.不记得。-Chandler: Seriously?真的？-Monica: Well, you tell a lot of jokes! 你的笑话讲的太多了！-Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke.听着Chandler，这是我的笑话。But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, 但是，嘿，他们没有印我的名字，也许这让你好过一点。So it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?credit: 荣誉赞扬功劳所以究竟该归功于谁并不重要，对吧？-Chandler: Yeah, I guess. 对，我想是。-Joey: (entering) Hey guys.嘿，诸位。-Chandler: (jumping up from his chair) Hey, Joey, Playboy printed my joke. 嘿Joey，花花公子登出了我的笑话。-Ross: No, its mine, its my joke. You can call them, theyll tell you. 不，这是我的笑话，是我的。你可以给他们打电话，他们会告诉你的。-Chandler: Its my joke.是我的笑话。-Ross: Its my joke. 是我的笑话。-Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?哇呜！笑话？你们肯定知道里面有裸体小妞，对吧？Scene: Joeys apartment, Joey is sitting at the counter as Chandler enters.-Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.break up: (乐队)解散【Behind the Music,VH1：钱德勒要到乔伊这里来看电视，因为莫尼卡要看烹调节目，而他想看VH1台的音乐的背后(Behind the Music)节目。VH1是MTV旗下的一个音乐台，音乐的背后是其著名的专题节目，主要是一些有关音乐界的独家专访和调查】伙计快换台到Behind the Music（节目名），HEART乐队现在的日子可不好过，我猜他们要解散了。-Joey: Lets go watch it at your place.咱们到你那看去吧。-Chandler: Nah, Monicas watching some cooking show. Come on, I dont want to miss when they were skinny.skinny: 细小的【第一手】不行，Monica在看烹饪节目。快，我可不想错过第一手消息-Joey: Chandler, Chandler, yknow what we should do? You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses.sunglasses: 墨镜Chandler，Chandler，知道咱们应该干点什么？咱们应该出去逛逛，买些太阳镜。-Chandler: What? No, I want to watch this. (He turns on the television and the screen is completely covered in snow). Did your cable go out?completely: 彻底地cable: 有线电视电缆【全美共有差不多800多个电视频道，这些电视频道被分为三类：以广告收入为主的电视台，如ABC、 CBS、NBC、FOX、 UPN 、WB这样的电视台，不收钱，观众打开电视想看就能看，电视台靠广告赚钱，收视率就成为广告商选择是否投入的绝对硬指标；第二类，是有线频道，像FX 、TNT 、USA、 BRAVO这样的有线电视频道，观众想看要交钱，不过交的不多，频道单靠这笔收入无法生存，所以频道还是会有广告，不过插播的数量和频率不像第一类电视台那么高；最后就是像HBO、SHOWTIME这样的付费频道。观众想看，就需要交纳一笔为数不小的费用。付费频道没有广告，节目不需要送审，收视率和广告赞助不再成为套在节目制作人头顶上的紧箍咒。这就意味着一些大胆，先锋且富有前卫意识的创新之作，不会因顾虑受众的承受能力而妥协、放弃甚至整体地被否决，埋葬。】什么？不！我要看电视。你的有线电视坏了？-Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, 没有，那是VH-1。我得说，The music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont knowlotta：=lot of许多不知道为什么，我觉得今天这些家伙的音乐太吵了。-Chandler: Joey, why is your cable out?be out: 没有了cable: 有线电视Joey，为什么你的有线电视没了？-Joey: I uh, oh! Because, uh, I havent really paid the bill我.因为，其实是因为我没有交费。-Chandler: If you need money, would you please-please just let me loan you some money?loan: 借给，借如果你需要钱，可不可以请你允许我借给你？-Joey: No, Chandler. Look, forget about it, okay?不Chandler。听着你别放在心上，好吗？Look, I know things have been a little tight since Janine moved out. Oh, was she hot. tight: (经济)拮据的自从Janine搬走以后，我手头确实有点紧。不过，她真的很辣。-Chandler: Whoa ho.哇呜。-Joey: I know! Yeah, but, look I can handle it. All right?我知道！但是我能解决，好吗？Look, I can listen to the radio, huh? And Ross gave me this great book (holds up the Playboy magazine).瞧，我可以听收音机，而且罗斯给了我这本好看的杂志。-Chandler: (picks up the phone) All right, you want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch the show at his place? stealer: 剽窃者好吧，想不想到笑话剽窃者那去，看看能不能在他那看电视？-Joey: Sure.好。-Chandler: (with phone to ear, obviously hearing no dial tone) Paid your phone bill? 电话费交了吗？-Joey: Not so much.没有。Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica and Rachel are on the couch looking at the Playboy magazine. When they hear someone coming, Monica goes to hide it under the sofa cushions. cushion: 垫子-Phoebe: (entering) Hey. 嗨.-Monica: (relieved) Its only you.relieved: 放心的还好，是你自己。-Phoebe: Wh-wh-what are you doing?你们在干-干什么？-Rachel: We are looking at a Playboy. 我们在看花花公子-Phoebe: Oh, I want to look too! (She runs over and sits down and checks out a picture). Yikes!yikes: (表示惊讶)呀!噢，我也要看！耶！-Monica: So do you think that these picturesAre, are they trying to tell a story? 你们是否认为这些照片.试图在讲个什么故事？-Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, in the case of: 在情况下比如说对，当然。我是说，比如这幅，这个年轻女士，She has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, ride: 骑弄丢了她的衣服，所以她光着身子，骑着马，大声叫，Where are they, where are they?衣服在哪，它们在哪？-Monica: Well, shes not going to find them lying in the grass like that.当然她在草丛里仍然找不到，就象那样。(They flip through the pages to another picture.)-Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn,barn: 谷仓你经常走出马厩，Lift up your shirt, and bend over?撩起你的衣衫，然后俯下身去？-Rachel and Monica: Yeah.对。-Rachel: You see, now, I would date this girl. Shes cute, shes outdoorsy,outdoorsy: 喜欢户外的你知道，我想和这个女孩约会。她很可爱很野性，You know, and she knows how to build a fire. I mean, thats got to come in handycome in handy: 迟早有用派得上用场哦，这副是：还记得那些日子，她知道怎样点燃激情。我的意思是，她垂手可得。-Monica: Okay, Ive got a question. 好吧，我有一个问题。If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be?如果你得选择我们中一个做约会对象，你们会选谁？-Rachel: (thinks) I dont know. 我不知道。-Monica: Me neither. 我也不知道。-Phoebe: Rachel. Rachel。-Monica: What?! 什么！？-Phoebe: I dont know. (Pause) Me neither.我不知道，我也不知道。Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, and Ross are sitting on the couch.-Joey: you know, you forget how many great songs Heart had.HEART 乐队不知道有多少动人的歌。-Chandler: Yeah.没错。-Ross: You know, Barracuda was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard. keyboard: 键盘【Barracuda：这是“心”乐队的一首名曲。乔伊、钱德勒和罗斯在聊“心”乐队，这是由姐妹俩安娜威尔森和南希威尔森组成的流行乐队。】你知道，Barracuda是我学会弹的第一首歌。 -Chandler: So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.repeat: 重复所以，你听到它，你弹了它，说明这首歌一定是你写的。-Joey: Oh, you guys, with this joke. I gotta say,嘿，伙计们，又是那个笑话。我得说，I know I cracked up, but Im not even sure I got it.crack up: 突然大笑尽管我当时捧腹大笑，可我其实没看懂。-Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.什么，你没看懂？那个大夫是只猴子。(He and Chandler crack up.)-Chandler: And monkeys cant write out prescriptions.write out: 写出prescription: 处方药方要知道猴子是不能开处方的。(He and Ross crack up again. Joey just sits there)-Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.不许你笑我的笑话。-Ross: Your joke? Well, I thinkthe Hef would disagree, disagree: 不同意你的笑话？要知道杂志社可不这么认为，Which is why he sent me a check for one hundred ah-dollars.【The Hef：花花公子的代称，最初是指杂志创办人和主编休海夫纳(Huzh Hefner)】否则就不会给我100美元的稿费。-Chandler: So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money. 所以，你偷了我的笑话还偷了我稿费。-Ross: Well, I was going to stick it in the ATM, 我本来要从自动柜员机那把它存进去，But now I think Ill show the sexy teller that I am a published writer.sexy：性感的，迷人的teller: (银行)出纳员publish: 出版但是现在我要亲自送到那个迷人的柜员小姐那，告诉她我是个作家。-Chandler: Well, she is going to know that you stole the joke. 好吧，她将会知道你的笑话是偷来的。-Ross: Oh, what are you going to do, follow me down there? 噢，你要干什么，跟着我去吗？-Chandler: Yeah!对！-Ross: Well, Im not going to go now anyway (he goes to sit down). 那么我现在哪也不去。-Chandler: Okay (he goes to sit down)好吧。(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)leap: 跳in hot pursuit: 穷追不舍-Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.结帐吧。-Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, 我说Gunther，我没法付帐因为我现在没工作，So Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, paying for stuff.cut down on: 减少luxury: 奢侈因而我必须尽量避免奢侈行为，比如结帐。-Gunther: Well, if you want, you can work here. 好吧，如果你愿意，你可以在这工作。-Joey: Uh, I dont know. Ya see, its just, see I was a regular on a soap opera yknow?regular: 老顾客固定职工soap opera: 肥皂剧这个不好说。你知道我是一个正规的肥皂剧演员。And to go from that to this, I just Plus, Id have to wait on all my friends.wait on: 服侍招待这样的角色转变.我是说，并且那样的话，我还要服侍我的朋友们。-Gunther: Okay, but the moneys good, plus you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want. plus: 而且stare at: 盯着但是金钱无罪，并且你可以随便盯着Rachel看，想看多久就看多久。-Joey: What?!什么？！-Gunther: Flexible hours.flexible hours: 弹性工时我是说弹性工时。-Joey: Maybe I could be a waiter. Could I use the phone? 也许我可以考虑当个服务员。我可以用用电话吗？Scene: Monica and Chandlers bedroom, they are in bed together.-Monica: (visibly upset) She picked Rachel. I mean, she tried to back out of it, visibly: 显然地back out of it: 收回(说过的话) 她选择了Rachel。尽管她试图掩盖，But it was obvious. She picked Rachel.但这是明显的。她竟选择了Rachel。-Chandler: (visibly upset) He took my joke, he took it.他偷了我的笑话，就这么偷走了。-Monica: Its wrong. You know what else is wrong? Phoebe picking Rachel.这样做是不对，你知道还有什么不对吗？Phoebe选择了Rachel。-Chandler: You know who else picked Rachel? Ross, and you know what else Ross did?你知道还有谁选择了Rachel？Ross！你知道Ross还做了什么？He stole my joke. You know what? Im going to get a joke journal.journal: 日记本他偷了我的笑话。我要办一个笑话杂志。Yknow? And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.document: 用文件证明为.提供文件(或证据等) single: 单一的收录我每时每刻编的每一个笑话。-Monica: Thats a good idea.是个好主意。-Chandler: Yeah! 对！-Monica: Do you know whats a bad idea? 你知道坏主意是什么？-Chandler: Picking Rachel. 选择了Rachel。-Monica: Thats right. (A noise comes from the living room.) Did you hear something?说的对。你听到有动静吗？-Chandler: Maybe its the sound of Ross climbing into my brain and stealing my thoughts.也许这声音来自Ross，他正往我的脑袋里钻，企图窃取我的思想。-Monica: Its coming from the living room. 是客厅的声音。(They go out to investigate, and find Joey wrapped in a blanket watching their television.)investigate: 调查 wrap: 包blanket: 毯子-Joey: (sheepishly) I finished my book. (Chandler and Monica slowly retreat back to bed.)sheepishly: 怯懦地retreat: 撤退我把杂志看完了。Scene, Phoebe and Rachels, theyre sitting together on the couch.-Monica: (entering) Hey, you guys.嘿，诸位。-Phoebe and Rachel: Hey.嗨。-Monica: (laughing) Oh, dont you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.噢，你们看起来真可爱，你们真是可爱的一对。-Rachel: Monica, what are you doing?Monica，你想说什么？-Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing,没什么。Im just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. recreate: 再次创造我只是想重现那天在我那我们有趣的谈话。(To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.记得吗，但是你选择了Rachel没选我，真有趣。-Phoebe: I guess it was kinda funny. 我也觉得比较有趣。-Monica: (angrily) It wasnt funny at all! 一点也不有趣！Why would you do that? Why didnt you pick me? 你到底为什么要那样？为什么不选我？-Phoebe: Fine. The reason that I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you is just that youre just kinda high maintenancehigh maintenance: 很难伺候我之所以更倾向Rachel一点，是因为你有些挑剔。Okay lets go to lunch!好吧。还是吃午饭去吧！-Monica: That is completely untrue. You think Im high maintenance? 这肯定不是事实。你说我挑剔？Okay, prove it. I want you to make a list and were going to go through it point by point!point by point: 逐条那你得有证据，我要你列个清单，然后我会逐条反驳你。-Phoebe: No, okay, youre right. Youre easy-going.easy-going: 容易相处的脾气随和的不，好吧，你是对的，你很随和，Youre just not as easy-going as Rachel. Shes just more flexible and-and mellow. Thats all.flexible: 温顺的mellow:令人愉快的你只是不象Rachel那样随和。Rachel更温顺，更易相处，就这些。-Rachel: (To Monica) Well, people are different.没错，人与人是有区别的。-Phoebe: Ya, you know, Rachel shell do whatever you want.你知道Rachel,你让她做什么，她就做什么。Yknow, you can just walk all over her.walk all over: 操纵你可以随便操纵她。-Rachel: What? Wait a minute. What are you saying, that Im a pushover? Im not a pushover.pushover: 墙头草什么？等一下。你是说我是个软弱的人？我不是！-Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.哦，好，对，你不是。-Rachel: Oh my you think Im a pushover. 噢,天呀！你竟然认为我是个软弱的人。Well wait, watch this, you know what? Youre not invited to lunch. What do you think of that? invite: 邀请好吧，听着，我们不带你去吃午饭。你觉得怎么样？I think thats pretty strong, thats what I think. Come on, Monica, lets go to lunch. (She leaves)我觉得够劲，我就是这么想的。快点，Monica, 我们去吃午饭。-Monica: (to Phoebe) You start working on that list. (She grabs her coat and leaves, too.) 你应该这就列那个单子。Cut to the hallway.-Rachel: I cannot believe her.她真不可思议。-Monica: I know. Where do you wanna go eat?没错。你想去哪吃？-Rachel: Oh, oh, I love that Japanese place.Japanese: 日本的哦，哦，我爱死了那个日本餐厅。-Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.我讨厌日本菜。我们不去那。-Rachel: (be a pushover immediately) All right, wherever you wanna go is cool.immediately: 立即地好吧，你说去哪都可以。-Monica: All right.好。Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are there as Ross enters and sees Gunther.-Ross: (showing the Playboy magazine to Gunther) Oh, hey, Gunther, check this out. 嘿，Gunther,瞧这个。(Gunther looks at the joke and laughs.)-Gunther: Yeah, that-that Chandler cracks me up. Chandler真会搞笑。(Ross begins to say something, realizes what Gunther just said, turns, and glares at Chandler. Chandler just shrugs it off.)shrug off: 耸肩表示蔑视-Joey: Hey Ross, listen, you want anything to drink,cause Im heading up there.嘿Ross,想喝点什么？因为我顺路过去。-Ross: Uh, yeah, Ill take a coffee. Thanks, man.好吧，我要咖啡，谢谢。-Joey: Sure. (To Monica and Rachel) Coffee? Cause Im going up there.没问题，要咖啡吗？我正要顺路过去。-Rachel: No. 不。-Monica: No, thank you. 不，谢谢。-Joey: (to a table of strangers) You guys need anything,cause Im heading up there. stranger: 陌生人你们要点什么吗，因为我要顺路过去。-Woman: Id love an ice water.ice water: (用作饮料的)冰水我要冰水。-Joey: You got it.明白！-Monica: Joey, what are you doing? Joey,你在干吗？-Joey: Just being friendly. (He gives Monica a whats wrong with you? look and proceeds to walk behind the counter.) friendly: 友好的我只是乐于助人。-Rachel: Joey, honey, I dont think youre supposed to go back there. Joey，亲爱的，你不能到柜台后面去。-Joey: Nah, its okay. Right, Gunther? (Winks at him as if theyre in on a secret together.)这没什么，对吧，Gunther?-Gunther: Dont wink at me. And put on your apron.wink: 眨眼apron: 围裙别对我使眼色。戴上你的围裙。-Joey: Okay, but I dont see you asking any other paying customers to put on aprons. customer: 顾客好吧，可是你怎么不让其他顾客戴围裙呢？-Monica: Joey, do you work here? Joey, 你在这工作？-Joey: No. 谁说的。-Customer: Hey, waiter. 嘿，服务生。-Joey: Yeah? 在！Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier.-Monica: Joey, whats going on? What didnt you tell us you work here?Joey,到底怎么回事。你在这工作为什么不告诉我们？-Joey: Its kind of embarrassing, yknow. I mean, embarrassing: 令人尴尬的你知道，这有点难为情。我是说，I was an actor and now Im a waiter. Its supposed to go in the other direction.direction: 方向我曾是个演员，现在却成了服务员。这有点背道而驰。-Chandler: So is your apron. Youre wearing it like a cape.cape: 披肩斗篷就象你的围裙，它现在成了个披风。-Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know?这工作简单又能赚到钱。I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? hang out: 消磨时间，过一段时间我想我会在这干一段时间，而且会得到收入，不是吗？I just feel kind of weird serving you guys. weird: 奇怪的serve: 服务我只是觉得招待你们几个有点别扭。-Rachel: Come on, Joey, I did it and it was fine.听着，Joey,我做过这行，我觉得很好。-Ross: Yeah, why would it be weird? Hey, Joey, can I get some coffee?对，这有什么别扭的？嘿Joey，我能要点咖啡吗？-Joey: Okay, I guess it doesnt seem that weird.OK,是没什么可别扭的。-Ross: Seriously, I-I asked you before and you still havent gotten it.说真的，我早就点过咖啡，可你一直没给我。-Joey: See, now its weird again.瞧，我又觉得别扭了。-Chandler: I think its great that you work here. 我觉得你在这工作真是棒极了。Youre going to make a lot of money, and heres your first tip: tip: 小费你能赚很多钱，你将得到第一份小费：Dont eat yellow snow. (He laughs, then picks up a pen, glares at Ross, and writes in his journal). Ah ha ha, 2:15, coffeehouse.【Dont eat yellow snow：小心别摔倒。来源于Frank Zappa的一首同名歌曲，原歌词为：Watch out where the huskies(n.哈士奇爱斯基摩犬) go, and dont you eat that yellow snow.】那就是别喝黄雪（醉鬼在雪地小便的结果）哈哈，2：15，咖啡厅。-Rachel: Well, you know what? This is great. Finally, I have someone I can pass on my wisdom to. wisdom: 智慧你知道吗，这太好了。我终于有机会传授我的智慧了。Let me tell you about a couple of things I learned while working at the coffeehouse. 让我教你几招我在这工作时学到的经验。First of all, the customer is always right.首先，顾客永远是正确的。(Joey nods.) 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