爱丽丝梦游仙境英语剧本台词字幕.doc

爱丽丝梦游仙境 Alice in Wonderland导演: Tim Burton编剧: Linda Woolverton / Lewis Carroll主演: Mia Wasikowska / Johnny Depp / Helena Bonham Carter / Anne Hathaway / Crispin Glover / Matt Lucas / Stephen Fry / Michael Sheen / Alan Rickman / Christopher Lee制片国家/地区: 美国上映日期: 2010-03-05 更多语言: 英语又名:爱丽丝漫游仙境 / 魔境梦游 / 爱丽丝漫游奇境记000:00:01,000 - 00:00:04,000Downloaded From 100:00:58,000 - 00:01:10,000Subs by 200:01:13,911 - 00:01:16,311Charles, you have finallylost your senses300:01:16,312 - 00:01:18,953This venture is impossible.400:01:18,954 - 00:01:19,805For some.500:01:19,806 - 00:01:23,687Gentlemen, the only way to achieve theimpossible is to think that it is possible.600:01:23,688 - 00:01:25,664That kind of thinking could ruin you700:01:25,665 - 00:01:27,483Im willing to take that chance.800:01:27,484 - 00:01:32,923Imagine a trading postin Rangoon! Bangkok, Jakarta!900:01:37,942 - 00:01:39,700The nightmare again?1000:01:44,966 - 00:01:46,624I wont be long1100:01:47,950 - 00:01:49,199Im falling1200:01:49,200 - 00:01:51,948Down a dark hole.1300:01:51,949 - 00:01:55,872Then I see strange creatures.1400:01:55,873 - 00:01:58,235What kind of creatures?1500:01:58,236 - 00:02:02,654Theres a dodo bird,a rabbit in a waist coat1600:02:02,655 - 00:02:04,844and a smiling cat1700:02:04,845 - 00:02:07,351I did not know cats could smile.1800:02:07,352 - 00:02:09,356Neither did I.1900:02:09,357 - 00:02:13,066And there is a blue caterpillar.2000:02:13,067 - 00:02:15,438A blue caterpillar?2100:02:18,423 - 00:02:21,148Do you think Ive gone round the bend?2200:02:25,741 - 00:02:27,570Im afraid so.2300:02:27,571 - 00:02:31,558Youre mad, bonkers, off your head2400:02:31,559 - 00:02:33,929But Ill tell you a secret.2500:02:33,930 - 00:02:36,700All the best people are.2600:02:36,701 - 00:02:40,560Its only a dream, Alice,nothing can harm you there.2700:02:40,561 - 00:02:43,745But if you get too frightened,You can always wake up.2800:02:43,746 - 00:02:45,446Like this2900:03:05,803 - 00:03:07,209Must we go?3000:03:08,595 - 00:03:11,066I doubt hell noticeif we never arrive3100:03:11,067 - 00:03:12,712He will notice3200:03:15,557 - 00:03:17,219Where s your corset?3300:03:22,982 - 00:03:25,763- And no stockings.- Im against them.3400:03:25,764 - 00:03:27,725But you are not properly dressed3500:03:27,726 - 00:03:30,136Who is to say what is proper?3600:03:30,137 - 00:03:34,261What if it was agreed that properwas wearinga codfish on your head, would you wear it?3700:03:34,262 - 00:03:35,557Alice .3800:03:35,558 - 00:03:38,447For me, a corset is like a codfish3900:03:38,448 - 00:03:40,142Please, not today.4000:03:40,143 - 00:03:42,723Father would have laughed.4100:03:44,882 - 00:03:45,978Im sorry.4200:03:47,136 - 00:03:50,296Im tired.I didnt sleep well last night.4300:03:50,297 - 00:03:52,494Did you have bad dreams again?4400:03:52,495 - 00:03:54,219Only one.4500:03:54,220 - 00:03:57,982Its always the same, ever since I can remember4600:03:57,983 - 00:04:00,174Do you think thats normal?4700:04:00,175 - 00:04:03,040Dont most people have different dreams?4800:04:03,041 - 00:04:05,403I dont know.4900:04:14,049 - 00:04:15,321There.5000:04:15,322 - 00:04:17,691Youre beautiful.5100:04:17,692 - 00:04:20,008Now, can you mange to smile?5200:04:36,335 - 00:04:38,940At last.We thought youd never arrive5300:04:38,941 - 00:04:42,049Alice, Hamish is waiting to dance with you .5400:04:42,050 - 00:04:43,536Go.5500:04:47,048 - 00:04:49,173You do realize its well past 4?5600:04:49,174 - 00:04:51,169Now everything Ive been rushed through5700:04:51,170 - 00:04:53,600- Im sorry.- Nevermind.5800:04:58,005 - 00:05:01,231Forgive my wife. She been planningthis affair for over 20 years.5900:05:03,059 - 00:05:04,893If only Charles were here.6000:05:05,971 - 00:05:07,529My condolences6100:05:07,530 - 00:05:09,899I think off your husband often.6200:05:09,900 - 00:05:12,257He was truly a man of vision6300:05:13,871 - 00:05:17,367I hope you do not think Ive takenadvantage of your misfortunes6400:05:17,368 - 00:05:18,793Of course not.6500:05:18,794 - 00:05:21,021Im pleased that youve purchased the company.6600:05:22,279 - 00:05:26,071I was a fool for not investing in his mad venturewhen I had the chance6700:05:27,084 - 00:05:29,125Charles thought the same too6800:05:48,299 - 00:05:50,921Hamish, do you ever get tired of quadrille?6900:05:50,922 - 00:05:53,695On the contrary.I find it envigorating7000:06:00,055 - 00:06:01,387Do I amuse you?7100:06:01,388 - 00:06:02,723No.7200:06:02,724 - 00:06:07,378I had a sudden vision. Off all the ladiesin trousers and the men wearing dresses7300:06:07,379 - 00:06:10,369It would be best to keep your visons to yourself.7400:06:10,370 - 00:06:13,193When in doubt, remain silent.7500:06:21,804 - 00:06:24,649Pardon us, sir.Ms. Kingsley is distracted today.7600:06:24,650 - 00:06:29,031- Where is your head?- I was wondering what it would be like to fly.7700:06:29,903 - 00:06:32,778Why would spend your time thinking aboutsuch an impossible thing?7800:06:32,779 - 00:06:34,166Why wouldnt I?7900:06:34,167 - 00:06:37,834My father said he sometimes believedin six impossible things8000:06:37,835 - 00:06:39,719before breakfast.8100:06:45,932 - 00:06:48,958Alice, meet me at the Gazeboin precisely ten minutes.8200:06:51,575 - 00:06:53,282We have a secret to tell you.8300:06:53,283 - 00:06:55,534If youre telling me,then its not much of a secret8400:06:55,535 - 00:06:57,416- Perhaps we shouldnt.- Weve decided we should.8500:06:57,417 - 00:07:00,057- If you tell us, we wont be surprised.- Will you be surprised?8600:07:00,058 - 00:07:01,756Not if you tell me8700:07:01,757 - 00:07:03,898But now youve brought it up,you have to8800:07:03,899 - 00:07:06,338- No, we dont- In fact, we wont8900:07:08,278 - 00:07:11,718I wonder if your mother knows thatyou two swim naked into Havershim pond.9000:07:12,976 - 00:07:14,975- You wouldnt.- Oh, but I would9100:07:14,976 - 00:07:17,442Theres your mother right now9200:07:17,443 - 00:07:19,945Hamish is going to ask for your hand.9300:07:19,946 - 00:07:22,558Youve ruined the surprise.9400:07:23,976 - 00:07:25,512Oh, I could strangle them!9500:07:25,513 - 00:07:28,508Everyone of us went through so much troubleto keep it a secret9600:07:28,509 - 00:07:30,592Does everyone know?9700:07:30,593 - 00:07:34,606Thats why they have all come.This is your engagement party.9800:07:34,607 - 00:07:36,929Hamish will ask you under the gazebo9900:07:36,930 - 00:07:38,892When you say yes .10000:07:38,893 - 00:07:41,231But I dont know if I want to marry Hamish.10100:07:41,232 - 00:07:44,490Who then?You wont do better than a lord.10200:07:47,768 - 00:07:51,514Youll soon be 20, Alice.That pretty face wont last forever.10300:07:52,702 - 00:07:55,115You dont want to end up like aunt Imogen.10400:07:55,978 - 00:07:58,144You dont want to be a burdenfor mother, do you?10500:07:58,145 - 00:07:59,192No.10600:07:59,193 - 00:08:01,709So, youll marry Hamish.10700:08:01,710 - 00:08:05,248Youll be as happy as I am withLowell and you live will be perfect10800:08:05,249 - 00:08:06,959Its already decided.10900:08:06,960 - 00:08:08,556Alice, dear11000:08:09,837 - 00:08:11,598Ill leave you to it.11100:08:11,599 - 00:08:15,940Shall we take a leisurely stroll throughthe garden, just you and me ?11200:08:20,805 - 00:08:22,610Do you know what Ive always dreaded?11300:08:22,611 - 00:08:24,829The decline of teh artistocracy ?11400:08:24,830 - 00:08:26,940Ugly grandchildren.11500:08:26,941 - 00:08:28,575But you are lovely.11600:08:28,576 - 00:08:31,639You are bound to produce little.Imbeciles!11700:08:31,640 - 00:08:35,396The gardeners planted white roseswhen i specifically asked for red.11800:08:35,397 - 00:08:37,968You could always paint the roses red11900:08:37,969 - 00:08:40,140What an odd thing to say12000:08:40,141 - 00:08:44,566You should know that my sonhas extremely delicate digestion.12100:08:46,891 - 00:08:49,009- Did you see that?- See what?12200:08:49,010 - 00:08:51,950- It was a rabbit, I think- Nasty things12300:08:51,951 - 00:08:54,557Id enjoy setting the dogs on them12400:08:54,558 - 00:08:59,115If you serve Hamish the wrong foods,he could get a blockage.12500:09:00,222 - 00:09:02,419- Did you see it that time?- See what?12600:09:02,420 - 00:09:04,210- The rabbit!- Dont shout!12700:09:04,211 - 00:09:06,226Now pay attention.12800:09:06,227 - 00:09:08,901Hamish said you were easily distracted.12900:09:08,902 - 00:09:10,428What was I saying?13000:09:10,429 - 00:09:12,827Hamish was a blockage.13100:09:12,828 - 00:09:16,496I couldnt be more interested,but youll have to excuse me13200:09:22,500 - 00:09:23,970Aunt Imogen!13300:09:23,971 - 00:09:26,739I think Im going mad.13400:09:26,740 - 00:09:29,578I keep seeing a rabbit in a waist coat13500:09:29,579 - 00:09:32,625I cant be bothered with you fancy rabbit now13600:09:32,626 - 00:09:35,001Im waiting for my fiancee.13700:09:35,819 - 00:09:37,684Your have a fiancee?13800:09:41,434 - 00:09:43,120There! Did you see it?13900:09:43,121 - 00:09:45,016Hes a prince.14000:09:45,017 - 00:09:50,186But alas he can not marry meunless he renounces his crown14100:09:50,187 - 00:09:53,346- Its tragic, isnt it?- Very.14200:10:03,716 - 00:10:05,318Lowell?14300:10:06,546 - 00:10:08,340Alice! We were just .14400:10:09,185 - 00:10:10,770Kathy is an old friend.14500:10:10,771 - 00:10:13,272I can see you are very close.14600:10:13,273 - 00:10:16,068You wont mention this to your sister,will you?14700:10:16,069 - 00:10:17,444I dont know.14800:10:17,445 - 00:10:20,588Im confused.I need time to think14900:10:20,589 - 00:10:22,216Well, think about Margaret.15000:10:22,217 - 00:10:24,495Shed never trust me again15100:10:24,496 - 00:10:27,682- You dont want to ruin her marriage, do you?- Me?15200:10:27,683 - 00:10:32,759But Im not the one who is sneaking around her back.15300:10:32,760 - 00:10:34,548Here you are.15400:10:47,252 - 00:10:50,606- Alice Kingsley .- Hamish.15500:10:51,601 - 00:10:54,448- What is it?- You have a caterpillar on his shoulder.15600:10:57,878 - 00:10:59,918Ughh!15700:11:05,108 - 00:11:06,826Youll want to wash that finger.15800:11:12,236 - 00:11:14,862Alice Kingsley .15900:11:18,516 - 00:11:21,083Will you be my wife?16000:11:24,390 - 00:11:25,825Well .16100:11:28,001 - 00:11:30,414Everyone expects me to16200:11:30,415 - 00:11:33,616And, you are a Lord.16300:11:33,617 - 00:11:38,434My fast wont last andI dont want to end up like.16400:11:42,112 - 00:11:44,840But this is happening so quickly, I.16500:11:56,220 - 00:12:00,256I think I .I need a moment.16600:12:38,894 - 00:12:40,526Hi!16700:15:35,528 - 00:15:37,726DRINK ME16800:15:43,555 - 00:15:45,440Its only a dream.16900:16:27,492 - 00:16:31,168Youd say shed remember allthis from the first time.17000:16:32,814 - 00:16:35,420You have brought the wrong Alice.17100:16:35,421 - 00:16:38,122She is the right one.Im certain off it.17200:16:51,703 - 00:16:53,574EAT ME17300:17:24,546 - 00:17:28,314- She磗 the wrong Alice!- Give her a chance.17400:18:45,449 - 00:18:48,068Curious and curiouser17500:18:53,794 - 00:18:55,412I told you she磗 the right Alice17600:18:55,413 - 00:18:58,226- I am not convinced.- How is that for gratitude?17700:18:58,227 - 00:19:01,996I was out there for weeks,trailing one Alice after the next17800:19:01,997 - 00:19:04,490I was almost eatenby other animals.17900:19:04,491 - 00:19:07,704Can you imagine .They go about entirely unclothed18000:19:07,804 - 00:19:10,630And they do there shukm in public,I had to avert my eyes18100:19:10,631 - 00:19:13,276-You do not look anything like us Alice!18200:19:13,277 - 00:19:16,032That磗 because she the wrong Alice!18300:19:16,033 - 00:19:18,638- If she was, she might be.- But if she isn磘, she ain磘18400:19:18,639 - 00:19:21,326- But if she was so, she would be.- But she isn磘, No how!18500:19:21,327 - 00:19:24,584How can I be the wrong Alicewhen this is my dream?18600:19:26,097 - 00:19:27,892And who are you if i might ask?18700:19:27,893 - 00:19:29,518Oh, I am Tweedlee and hes Tweedledum.18800:19:29,519 - 00:19:31,845Come cherry wise,I am Tweedledum and he is Teweedlee.18900:19:31,846 - 00:19:34,254- We should consult Absolum.- Exactly!19000:19:34,255 - 00:19:36,965- Absolem will know who she is.- Alice, come on dear.19100:19:37,000 - 00:19:41,467- It磗 not being your turn, it磗 so unfair, leave off her!- Let go!19200:19:41,468 - 00:19:43,869- Are they always this way?- Its a family trade.19300:19:43,870 - 00:19:46,374You can a both escort her19400:19:54,477 - 00:19:57,600- Who is this Absolem?- He磗 wise. He磗 Absolute .19500:19:57,601 - 00:19:58,601He磗 Absolute!19600:20:23,650 - 00:20:25,242Who are you?19700:20:26,119 - 00:20:29,465- Absolem!- You磖e not Absolem. Im Absolem.19800:20:29,466 - 00:20:34,502The question is .Who are you?19900:20:34,503 - 00:20:37,727- Alice.- We shall see.20000:20:37,728 - 00:20:41,075What do you mean by that?I ought to know who i am20100:20:41,076 - 00:20:44,186Yes, you ought. Stupid girl!20200:20:44,187 - 00:20:47,703Unroll The Oraculum.20300:20:53,121 - 00:20:57,975The Oraculum, being thecalendrical compemdium of Underland20400:21:01,370 - 00:21:03,966- It磗 a calender.- Compendium.20500:21:03,967 - 00:21:09,592It tells of each and every daysince the beginning20600:21:09,593 - 00:21:14,202Today is Gribling day,in the time of the Red Queen20700:21:16,206 - 00:21:19,770Show her the Frabjous Day.20800:21:19,771 - 00:21:23,263Yes, Frabjous, being the day you磍lslay the Jabberwocky20900:21:23,264 - 00:21:26,697Sorry?Slay the what?21000:21:26,698 - 00:21:29,657That being you there with theVorpal sword.21100:21:29,658 - 00:21:32,332No other swords can killJabberwockys. No how.21200:21:32,333 - 00:21:34,919If it ain磘 Vorpal, it ain磘 dead21300:21:34,920 - 00:21:38,630- That磗 not me.- I know!21400:21:38,631 - 00:21:43,054Resolve this for us, Absolem.Is she the right Alice?21500:21:43,055 - 00:21:46,048Not hardly.21600:21:49,160 - 00:21:50,820I told ya!21700:21:50,821 - 00:21:53,374- I said so- I said so21800:21:53,375 - 00:21:55,154Contrary wise,you said she might be.21900:21:55,155 - 00:21:57,450No, you said she would be ifshe was.22000:21:57,451 - 00:22:01,248Little Impostor! Pretending to be Alice!She should be ashamed!22100:22:01,249 - 00:22:05,633- I was so certain of you.- I磎 sorry, I don磘 mean to be the wrong Alice!22200:22:07,173 - 00:22:08,226Wait.22300:22:08,227 - 00:22:10,762This is my dream.22400:22:10,763 - 00:22:13,588I am going to wake up now andyou will all disappear.22500:22:22,036 - 00:22:25,401That磗 oddPinching usually does the trick22600:22:25,402 - 00:22:29,002- I could stick you if that would help?- It might actually, thank you.22700:22:29,003 - 00:22:30,674My pleasure!22800:22:35,996 - 00:22:37,738Bandersnatch!22900:23:27,809 - 00:23:29,117Wait.23000:23:31,766 - 00:23:33,384It is only a dream.23100:23:33,385 - 00:23:35,432Nothing could hurt me.23200:23:39,616 - 00:23:42,712- What is she doing?- He can磘 hurt me, he can磘 hurt me .23300:23:49,328 - 00:23:51,213Run, you great love!23400:24:48,209 - 00:24:51,449SNUD and QUEAST23500:24:55,676 - 00:24:57,558- This way!- East to QUEAST.23600:24:57,559 - 00:24:59,488No! South to SNUD!23700:25:48,531 - 00:25:51,852Someone has stolen three of my tarts!23800:26:00,202 - 00:26:02,046- Did You steal them?- No, Your Maje