功夫熊猫2电影英文台词.doc

功夫熊猫2Long ago, in ancient China,the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.They brought great joyand prosperity to the cityfor they had invented fireworks.But their son, Lord Shen,saw darker power in the fireworks.What had brought colour and joycould also bring darknessand destruction.Shens troubled parentsconsulted a soothsayer.She foretold that if Shencontinued down this dark path,he would be defeatedby a warrior of black and white.The young lordset out to change his fate.But what he did next only sealed it.Shen returned to his parentsfull of pride.But in their faces, he saw only horror.He was banished from the city forever.But Shen swore revenge.Someday he would returnand all of China would bow at his feet.Its almost done, Lord Shen,but weve run out of metal.Search the farthest villages!Find more metal!China will be mine.And then the Dragon Warriorjoined the Furious Five!And they became the mostawesomest kung fu team ever!Enough talk. Lets fight!- Thirty-three.- Listen, listen!You can hear the Dragon Warriortraining right now!Thirty-three. Stop him!- Thirty-four.- Its too dangerous!- Thirty-five. Stay focused.- Thirty-six!- Thirty-seven!- Yeah!How is he doing that with his face?Thirty-eight bean buns!Yes! New record! You monster!- Keep going! Hit !- Hell never hit .You guys wait and well go to .Do it.No problem!Yeah!Give me a minute.Yeah!- He did it!- Well done, Po!Your training has paid off.Master Shifu!Gotta go. See you later!Youll save those for me, right?Flippety-do.Inner peace.Inner peace.Inner peace.Master Shifu.Master Shifu, what do we got?Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain?Whatever it is, I will take them down.Cause I am in a mood.I need to get something done,you know what I mean?What are you doing?One of Master Oogways final teachings.Awesome!How did you do that?- Inner peace.- Inner piece. Thats cool.- Inner piece of what?- It is the next phase of your training.Every master must find his pathto inner peace.Some choose to meditate for yearsin a cave just like this.without the slightest tasteof food or water.Or?Some find it throughpain and suffering, as I did.Po, the day you were chosenas Dragon Warriorwas the worst day of my life.By far.Nothing else came close.It was the worst, most painful,mind-destroying, horrible moment.- OK.I have ever experienced.But once I realised the problemwas not you, but within me,I found inner peace and was ableto harness the flow of the universe.So thats it? I just need inner peace?My innards arealready super, super peaceful,so all I need to dois just get this thing going.Inner peace, youre going down.Now show me what you weredoing there with your feet.I saw you do sort of a fancy foot.Po! Bandits!Approaching the Musicians Village.Danger.Tell those musicians to start playingsome action music because it is on.Dont worry, Shifu, Ill masterinner peace as soon as I get back.No snack stops this time.Snack stops.Wait, are you serious?Get all the metal you can find!Grab the metal!Help, help, help, help. Help!Thats everything!Lets get out of here.Oh, no.Wings of Justice!The Dragon Warrior!A panda? Thats impossible.My fist hungers for justice.That was my. fist.- Get em!- Come on!Take that!Po! Incoming!Thanks, Mantis!Tigress, Double Death Strike!Feet of Fury!Tigress! Monkey!Viper! Mantis!Bunny! What?Oh, sorry.Help!- Crane, go!- Im on it!Is everyone OK?That was awesome!I got this.Po!Chew on that, tubby!Help.- Sweetie, are you OK?- What happened?I think I saw.I think.I gotta go.Thank you. Thank you for comingto Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.- More tea? Lemon sauce?- No.If you need anything, just ask.- Thank you.- Feet of Fury!The Dragon Warriors mop.He mopped these very floors!No touching!Youll get the mop dirty.- He once waited on me.- Awesome!Yeah, I have the stain to prove it.Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?He doesnt work here any more.Hes busy out thereprotecting the Valley.- The Dragon Warrior!- There he is.Po!- Here. OK. Nice kid.- The Dragon Warrior!- Shouldve told me you were coming.- Hi, Dad.I would have saved yousome stinky tofu.- Dad, can I talk to you?- Of course, son.In honour of my son,free tofu dessert for everybody!With purchases.Oh, its so good to see you, Po.Have you lost weight? I canalmost put my wings around you.Ah, well, maybe a little.Poor you, you must feel weak.Let me get you some soup.No, thats OK, Dad.Im not hungry.Not hungry?Po, are you all right?Yeah. No, Im fine. I just.Earlier today,I was fighting these bandits.Nothing too dangerous.I mean, they were just, you know.- Yeah?- And then the strangest thing happened.I had this crazy vision.I think I saw my mom and me,as a baby.Mom? A baby?- Dad?- What.?How do I say this?Where did I come from?Well, you see, son,baby geese come from a little egg.- Dont ask where the egg comes from.- Dad, thats not what I meant.I know its not.I think its time I told you somethingI should have told you a long time ago.OK.You might have been kind of a.adopted.- I knew it.- You knew?- Well, who told you?- No one. I mean, come on, Dad.But if you knew,why didnt you ever say anything?Why didnt you say anything?How did I get here, Dad?Where did I come from?Actually. you came from this.It was just another dayat the restaurant.Time to make the noodles.I went out to the back, where myvegetables had just been delivered.There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.Only there were no radishes.Just a very hungry baby panda.There was no note.Of course, you could have eaten it.I waited for someone to comelooking for you, but no one did.I brought you inside.Fed you.Gave you a bath.And fed you again.And again.And tried to put some pants on you.And then I made a decisionthat would change my life forever.To make my soup without radishes.And to raise you as my own son.Xiao Po, my little panda.And from that moment on,both my soup and my lifehave been that much sweeter.And, little Po,thats the end of the story.Look at me. No, dont look at me.Thats it? That cant be it.Theres gotta be more, Dad!Well, there was the timeyou ate all my bamboo furniture.It was imported, too.One dumpling, please,Dragon Warrior size.Oh, Po, your story may nothave such a happy beginning,but look how it turned out.You got me, you got kung fu,and you got noodles.I know. I just have so many questions.Like how did I ever fitin this tiny basket?Why didnt I like pants?And who am I?Good. Watch your form.Good.Better. Elbow.Straighten it out!Shen?Good afternoon, gentlemen.Now weve got the pleasantriesout of the way, please leave my house.- Your house?- Yes.Didnt you see the peacockon the front door?There you are, Soothsayer.It seems your fortune-telling skillsare not as good as you thought.- We shall see, Shen.- No, you shall see, old goat.- Where were we?- What do you want, Shen?What is rightfully mine. Gongmen City!Gongmen is under the stewardshipof the Masters Council,and we will protect it. Even from you.Im so glad you feel that way.Otherwise, Id have draggedthat here for nothing.Whats in the box, Shen?You want to see? Its a gift.Its your parting gift,in that it will part you.Part of you here, part of you thereand part of you way over there,staining the wall!You insolent fool!- Show-off.- That is a warning.You are no match for our kung fu.I agree.But this is.Are you familiarwith the master of Gongmen City?- Master Thundering Rhino?- Yes.- Son of legendary Flying Rhino?- Yes.And slayer of the Ten ThousandSerpents in the Valley of Woe?- Hes dead.- Whoa.Thats impossible.Rhinos Horn Defenceis impervious to any technique.It was no technique.Lord Shen has created a weapon,one that breathes fire and spits metal.Unless he is stopped,this could be the end of kung fu.- But I just got kung fu!- And now you must save it.Go! Destroy this weaponand bring Lord Shen to justice!OK, here we go! Here we go!Wait a second.How can I do this?I mean, how can kung fu stopsomething that stops kung fu?Remember, Dragon Warrior,anything is possiblewhen you have inner peace.Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.Peace on.- Oh, Po?- Peace!Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack.I packed you food for weeks.Cookies, buns, vegetables.And I even packedall your action figures. See?I dont know what those are.Never seen them before in my life.Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.I also packed your paintingsof our best time together,just in case you get lonely.Thats me and you making noodles.And thats me and you eating noodles.And thats me giving youa piggyback ride.That cute? On second thought,Ill hang on to this one.- Hey, theyre waiting for me.- Of course, of course.You have a job to do. far from home,in a strange city, filled withstrange people, and strange noodles,facing horrible dangerfrom which you might never return!- Dont go, Po!- I gotta go.Im the Dragon Warrior.Its kind of my job to save kung fu.And if I dont. what am I?Youre my son.Right?- Po, its time.- Goodbye.Dont worry, Mr. Ping.Hell be back beforeyou can say noodles.Noodles.Come on, guys, lets go!Yeah!Yeah.Yeah, yeah. Yeah.Mama?Mom? Dad? Is that you?Mom! Dad!Oh, hi. Hey, son. Youre back.Honey, what are you doing here?But I thought.We replaced you, dear,with this lovely radish.- Radish?- Its quiet, polite, and, frankly,does better kung fu.No. No, no, no.Wait!No.Radish, radish, radish, radish.Inner pea.Pea.Inner peace.Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace!Inner peace! Inner peace.!Im. training.The mast is not a worthy opponent.- I am ready.- OK.So serious.I think I prefer the mast.Apologies. I used to punch theironwood trees by the palace to train.Now I feel nothing.Thats severely cool.Again!So, this punching ironwood trees,how long did you have to do that?- Twenty years.- Oh, , years.Is there any, you know, faster way?You know, until you, you know,dont feel anything?No. Besides.I dont thinkhard style is your thing.Po, why are you really out here?I just found out that my dadisnt really my dad.Your dad? The goose.That must have been quite a shock.Yeah.- And this bothers you?- Are you kidding me?Were warriors, right?Nerves of steel.Souls of platinum.Like you.So hard-core, you dont feel anything.- I was.- So, what are you guys talking about?Nothing. Nothing.Pos having daddy issues.Im so lucky.I dont have any problems with my dad.Maybe its because Momate his head before I was born.- I dont know.- Mantis, this isnt about you.Po is the one freaking out.- Im not freaking out.- Po.- Im freaking in.- Po!- What?- Were here.Gongmen City.My fathers throne.He used to let me play here beside him,promising someday,this throne would be mine.A little to the left.Oh, but its so heavy, Master!Thirty years Ive waitedfor this moment.Everything must be exactlyhow I envisioned it.And I envisioned ita little to the left.Perfect!With the weapon by my si.A little bit more.With the weapon by my side,all of China will bow before me.We move out in three days,when the moon is fulland the tide is high.Now, you old goat,why dont you tell me my.Fortune?Future. I was going to say future.Look into your bowland tell me what glory awaits.If you continue on your current path.you will find yourselfat the bottom of the stairs.I see.I see.I see pain. and anger.How dare you!That is the finest silk in the province!Followed by denial.This is not fortune-telling.Youre just saying- whats happening right.- Now?The most important time is now.But if you really wantto see the future.Oh, what do you see?A peacock.is defeated by a warriorof black and white.Nothing has changed.Thats impossible, and you know it.It is not impossible, and he knows it.Who?- Lord Shen! I saw a panda!- A panda?A kung fu warrior.It fought like a demon!Big and furry.Soft and squishy.Kind of plush and cuddly.There are no more pandas.Even with his poor eyesight,he can see the truth.Why is it that you cannot?Find this panda and bring him to me!Yes, sir!One panda lives.That does not make you right.Youre right.Being right makes me right.Then I will kill him and make you wrong.Will you stop that!That must be Shens palaceon the other side of the city.Great. Well march into the towerand proclaim,We are the Dragon Warriorand the Furious Five,and we are hereto bring you to justice!What are you doing?This place is crawling with wolves.Hey, isnt that the guywho hammered you in the face?I do not like that guy.We need to get to that towerwithout being spotted by those wolves.Got it. Stealth mode.- Get out of the way!- Foiled again.Now, whered those noodles go?Hello. I couldnt help but.Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I?- Wheres Po?- How can we lose a guy that big?OK.Guys! Guys?- Hey, Po.- What? Sorry.So that was stealth mode, huh?To be honest,not one of my stronger modes.gold in there, come on!This rice is raw!You stole all my metal potsfor Lord Shen!Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!- My apologies, but.- Po, do something.How am I supposed to help her cook ricewithout getting caught?- Wait, I have a better idea.two.one.- Hey.- Hey.Were here to liberate the cityand bring Shen to justice.- You will need help.- Thank you, brave sheep,but its too dangerous. I cant let you.Oh, no, not me.Its not safe to speak here.Right.Im talking about Masters Ox and Croc.Theyre in Gongmen Jailon Black Dragon Alley.What? Theyre still alive?They must be in that jailgathering intelligence,hatching a plot to use theirawesomeness to defeat the weapon!OK, lets go!- Thanks, sheep.- Hey! Stop that costume!- Hold it right there!- Get them!- Get them!- Sorry!Take that!- Keep going!- Faster!Hey, stop!- Look out! Watch it!- Sorry!Surround him.Now!Gotcha!What? Whered he go?- Spread out! Search everywhere!- What about over there?- Is there a part of everywhere?- I. I guess.Then search there!They must be close. I can feela kung fu chill riding up my spine.Sorry, Po. Its just me.Look. Gongmen Jail.Aw, its cute.Cute, huh?Nice work, Po.At the first sign of trouble,Ill give you a signal.- You mean like Crane does?- Yeah.Excuse me,when have I ever made that noise?Master Ox! Master!The ferocious Master Croc!And Master Storming Ox.I cant believe were rescuingactual legends of kung fu.Were gonna free you from thosebonds of injustice. No problem.Gotta be a key around here. No,they wouldnt leave a key around here.Oh, good! You found it.Come on, you guys! Yeah!Were coming for you, Shen!Guys, are we going or not?Do you want to meet us there later?I mean, you do want totake back your city, right?Of course we do.But if we stand up to Shen,he will turn the weapon on the city.Listen to yourself.Youre protecting Gongmen Cityby not protecting Gongmen City?- If we all fight together.- Then the weapon would kill everyone.Oh, would it?Then we use. a sneak attack!- We get inside and then.- And then you will be stopped.by the unstoppable weapon.Nothings unstoppable except for mewhen Im stopping youfrom telling mesomethings unstoppable!Master Ox,Im not letting you stay in this cell.Id like to see you get me out!You guys see that?Its called being awesome.Come on! Whateverhappened to being heroes?The only hero in this townis a dead one!Like I said, you are notgetting me out of this cell!Yes!All right, lets go!I get the top bunk.Its time to surrender, panda.Kung fu is dead.I.You.Kung fu is dead? Fine!You stay in your prison of fearwith bars made of hopelessness.And all you get are threesquare meals a day of shame!With despair for dessert.Well take on Shen and proveto all those who are hungryfor justice and honourthat kung fu still lives!Yeah!Monkey?!You! Youre mine!Ill tell you whats