看动画片学英语----《海绵宝宝》_英文字幕_第五季.doc

海绵宝宝 第五季 英文字幕目录Season 581 Friend or Foe? 82 The Original Fry Cook Night Light 83 Rise and Shine Waiting Fungus Among Us 84 Spy Buddies Boat Smarts Good Ol Whatshisname 85 New Digs Krabs a la Mode 86 Roller Cowards Bucket Sweet Bucket 87 To Love A Patty Breath Of Fresh Squidward 88 Money Talks SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget Slimy Dancing 89 The Krusty Sponge Sing a Song of Patrick 90 A Flea in Her Dome The Donut of Shame The Krusty Plate 91 Goo Goo Gas Le Big Switch 92 Atlantis SquarePantis 93 Picture Day Pat No Pay BlackJack 94 Blackened Sponge Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob 95 The Inmates of Summer To Save a Squirrel 96 Pest of the West 97 20,000 Patties Under the Sea The Battle of Bikini Bottom 98 What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? 99 The Two Faces of Squidward SpongeHenge 100 Banned in Bikini Bottom Stanley S. SquarePants 81 *Friend or Foe?*Dialogue(at the Krusty Krab)Mr. Krabs: Hmmm, something aint right. (a birthday cake on a cart rolls in. The icing reads Happy Birthday Krabs) For me?Squidward: Dont you find this a tad suspicious?Mr. Krabs: Suspicion doesnt hold a candle to birthday wishing. (about to blow out the candle when Plankton pops out from underneath the candle)Plankton: Surprise! (takes out the candle and releases the balloons. The balloons pop and confetti goes everywhere. The light from the popping blinds the customers. Planktons cart engages in its jet pack and launches itself into the kitchen. Plankton releases the bottom part of the cake onto the safe in the kitchen. The cake explodes and Plankton takes the formula and flies out of the kitchen)Mr. Krabs: Me secret formula!Plankton: Happy Birthday Krabs!SpongeBob: Dont forget your condiments, Plankton. (squirts Plankton with ketchup & mustard)Mr. Krabs: Attaboy, SpongeBob! (turns the ceiling fan on. Planktons machine bounces off of it and breaks on the floor. SpongeBob snatches the secret formula with his tongue and swallows it)SpongeBob: Safe.Plankton: Youll rue the day we were born, Krabs. Ill be back. (gets his jet pack out but its upside down so he flies into the floor) Oh, barnacles. (everyone is groaning and moaning)SpongeBob: Why, Mr Krabs? Why does he hate us so?Mr. Krabs: You might as well blame me, SpongeBob. (sits on a barrel seat) There was a time when Plankton and I were best friends. (everyone gasps and runs up to hear the story)SpongeBob: Best friends?Mr. Krabs: Friends at birth, you might say. Even as wee ones. (flashback to Krabs and Plankton as babies)Plankton: Goo! (Krabs laughs then puts Plankton on his crib mobile. Everyone aws. Cut to birthday cake reading Big Boys. Krabs sticks out his tongue to get Plankton to blow out the candles)Mr. Krabs: Things were all peaches and creams. (Plankton blows out the candles then jumps in the cake. Cut to elementary school) Until we hit grade school. Hey, Planky, whatcha doing?Plankton: Oh, just a little something I thought Id try out. (a spitball hits Plankton in the back of his head. Classmates laugh) Idiots! Ill show you with science! This concoction is going to blow everyone away. (muffled explosion. Planktons container blew up all over his table. Classmates laugh)Classmate: Hows this for a science experiment, Mr. Brainatron 5000? (uses Plankton as a spitball and spits him in Krabs eye)Plankton: Theyll pay for this one day Eugene!Mr. Krabs: Darn tootin. Hey, barnacle brains, I think you owe Plankton an apology.Classmate: Youre right, Plankton, Im sorry. Sorry you have to hang out with rag boy. (class laughs)Classmate #2: Yeah. Whered you do your clothes shopping? The trash can?Mr. Krabs: Twas true. I did get me clothes from the trash. You see, when I was growing up, times were tough. Me mother had to fashion me clothes from rags. (flashback to Krabs mother sewing up clothes)Mama Krabs: There you go, son. Your outfits all finished. Its a good thing Old Man Jenkins was kind enough to spare his last washcloth.Old Man Jenkins: Oops. (rips off Mr. Krabs clothes and uses it as a rag to dry his boat) I missed a spot.Mr. Krabs: Then one day, as Plankton and I were plotting our revenge, I met the love of me life. What in neptunes name is that? (picks up a penny off the ground) Its the most beautiful thing me eyes have ever seen! What is it?!Plankton: Its money.Mr. Krabs: Money?Plankton: Yeah. You can buy things with it.Mr. Krabs: Buy things? So, I spent it on a gift for me best pal Plankton. (Mr Krabs buys a balloon for Plankton but when he gives it to Plankton, Plankton flies up into the sky because of his weight)All: Wow!SpongeBob: Got your secret recipe, Mr. Krabs. You have no idea that went through to get here.Mr. Krabs: Ive got a pretty good idea, yeah. (shoves it away with a pencil) Fish: So, if you guys were such great friends, what happened?SpongeBob: Yeah, Mr. Krabs. What did happen next?Squidward: Yeah. I really wanna know.Mr. Krabs: Listen up, Squidward! Because this is where it gets juicy. It all started in a place called Stinky Burgers. It was the only place to get a burger. Kids loved Stinkys. (all the kids are clamoring) And Stinky loved the kids.Stinky: Now, what can I do for you young uns?Classmate: Uh, Mr. Stinky? Ill have one Stinky Burger, please!Fish #2: Me, too, Stinky!Stinky: Oh, now, now, kids. Theres plenty of burgers for everyone. (all the kids cheer)Fish #3: Thats why we like you so much, Stinky. You always deliver the goods.Fish #4: We dont like Stinky, we respect him.Stinky: Well, which one is it, kids? Do you like me or respect me?Fish #3: Like!Fish #4: Respect!Fish #3: Like!Fish #4: Respect!Stinky: Ok, lets just meet in the middle and say you li-spect me. (all the kids cheer)Mr. Krabs: Excuse us!Plankton: Valuable customers coming through.Fish #3: What are those dorks doing here?Mr. Krabs: Two Stinky Burgers, please.Stinky: Did your brains dribble out all over the sidewalk you slept on last night? If its burgers you want, go around back.All: Yeah, Stinky!Classmate: Thanks for keeping the nerds out.Classmate #2: Youre the best, Stinky.Stinky: Ok, thats enough, kids. Gather around, children. Theres something I want to tell you. What I have to say is very important. If you remember one thing for the rest of your life, remember that without your kind patronage, Id be a penniless loser like Rag Boy. (Mr. Krabs is knocking on the door in the back of the building. Stinky opens up the door) Do you two have kelp for brains? Dont you understand? If you two yahoos come around, youll drive away all the normal customers. Ive worked too long and too hard to make this a li-spectable business. As it is, I can barely afford the essential things in li. (his watch beeps) Is it quitting time already? (rips off his clothes to reveal some nicer clothes underneath) Now, if youll excuse me, Im off to enjoy some of lifes essentials. (gets in his limo and moves the stack of cash over on the seat. As he closes the door and drives off, a dollar flies into Mr. Krabs hand)Plankton: Did you hear that, Krabs? By flipper burgers for those cretins, he was able to gain their li-spect.Mr. Krabs: Did you see that fat stack of loot? I bet if we made a better burger, wed make a fatter stack of loot. (cash register dings as Mr. Krabs eyes turn into dollar bill signs) But who has the ability to make such a burger? Who has the skill?Plankton: Skill, schmill, Krabs, baby. Who needs skill when science is on your side? Well make that burger, and when we do, we will rule the school! (laughs)Mr. Krabs: (cut to Mr. Krabs and Plankton walking by the dump) So we went back to our secret hideaway, the dump, to prove to those chowder heads that a burger could be semi-edible and easy to swallow. We made sure to keep careful record of our progress. (Mr. Krabs and Plankton work together to make a burger and go through the steps of doing so)Plankton: Gently. Gently. (holds up the burger on a platter)Mr. Krabs: We finally emerged the best-looking burger under the sea. We went back to Stinkys to rub our patty in those kids greasy faces. But Stinkys had been shut down by order of the Health Department. So we seized the opportunity and converted our hideout into a restaurant. (Mr. Krabs and Plankton turned a trailer in the dump into a restaurant. Mr. Krabs cut the grand opening tape while Plankton pushed a button to signal for customers. A line of customers line up in front of the restaurant) Our adventure into capitalism began. One dollar, please. (the kid gives his dollar for a burger)Plankton: There you are, sir.Mr. Krabs: Twas me first dollar I ever earned, and was also the start of a beautiful, romantic relationship with money.Fish #5: Hey! Your burgers even worse than Stinkys. We can barely keep them down. And if it werent for Stinkys shutting down, no one would eat here. So give me a burger. Im starving.Plankton: Just look at them, Eugene. The very people who ridiculed me are now feasting on my recipe.Mr. Krabs: I thought it was our recipe.Plankton: Im ruling their stomachs. And soon Ill be ruling their minds! (laughs)Mr. Krabs: But what about satisfying the customer?Plankton: Barnacles to the customer, Im talking about ruling the world! (laughs) And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!Mr. Krabs: Give me that!Plankton: Stop! Youre gonna bust it! (the recipe tears in half)Mr. Krabs: Burgers arent for ruling worlds!Plankton: Im terribly sorry, Eugene, I couldnt hear you. Could you come closer? Maybe stand on the tile in front of you?Mr. Krabs: Which one? The one that says Eject or the one that says Trap Door?Plankton: Oh, either one will do.Mr. Krabs: What I was saying was. (Plankton pulls a string that launches Mr. Krabs out of the restaurant) Youll regret this one day! (Mr. Krabs lands in the trash. Flashback to present) And he always did.Plankton: (pops out of the pepper shaker) Lies! (SpongeBob is about to swallow the formula again but Mr Krabs takes it and puts it in his back pocket)Mr. Krabs: Hold on there, me boy. We dont need to go through that again.Plankton: Very touching, but completely false.Mr. Krabs: Dont know what you mean.Plankton: Why dont you tell them the truth?SpongeBob: It did happen that way, didnt it, Mr. Krabs?Plankton: Most of its true, except for what really happened! We had created the tastiest burger. Thats when things became unsavory. (flashback again to restaurant. Mr. Krabs laughs)Mr. Krabs: First, Ill rule their stomachs and then. (laughs) .their money! (Mr. Krabs laughs)Plankton: But what about satisfying the customers?Mr. Krabs: Barnacles to the customers! (Plankton gasps) Im talkin about coins, cash, wallets, bank accounts! And with this secret recipe, nothing will stop me!Plankton: Gimme that! (both try to take the formula)Mr. Krabs: Stop, youre gonna bust it. (formula tears in half)Plankton: This isnt about money, Eugene.Mr. Krabs: Malarkey. (Mr. Krabs puts Plankton in a straw and spits him out)Plankton: Youll regret this one day! (lands in a pile of trash) Ouch. (emerges and looks at the half of his recipe) Our little squabble only got me part of the recipe.SpongeBob: Gosh, Mr. Plankton, that doesnt sound like the Mr. Krabs story at all.Karen: Thats because it isnt.SpongeBob, Mr. Krabs, & Plankton: Karen?!Karen: Youre both liars. Thats not how it happened at all. In those days, I was just starting out as a security system. Plankton and I met when he installed me.Plankton: It was only our third date.Karen: Anyways, I had recorded the whole thing in my databanks. (flashback on Karens computer screen)Plankton: Now thats a handsome looking burger.Mr. Krabs: You said it, old chum. (over intercom) Attention! Get your Plankton and Krabs patties right here! (a tumbleweed rolls by) Do you think it was a good idea to open in the dump? (music is playing in the background)Plankton: Whats that music?Mr. Krabs: Id know that theme song anywhere. Its Old Man Jenkins. Old Man Jenkins! (Old Man Jenkins puts a tire in his boat)Old Man Jenkins: I just been looking for some new shoes for Ol Bessie.Mr. Krabs: Youve help me mom and me through some tough times. It would be an honor if youd be the first to try our delicious burgers.Old Man Jenkins: Why, Id be happy to! (bites into the burger then smiles)Mr. Krabs & Plankton: Yeah! (Old Man Jenkins falls over. Later, a newspaper appears on screen)Mr. Krabs: Plab Patties K.O. Old Man J. I cant believe we poisoned that sweet old guy.Plankton: Well, he is old.Mr. Krabs: Hey. that guy is like family to me.Plankton: Well, it was your fault the patty was tainted.Mr. Krabs: Youre the one who put too much seaweed sauce in the burger.Plankton: You let it sit out too long. Thats what did it! Im taking the recipe and fixing it.Mr. Krabs: No way, that recipes mine! (both fight over the recipe)Plankton: Stop, youre gonna. (recipe tears in half, sending both into opposite sides of the restaurant. Plankton walks out)You wanna fight over this recipe, Ill give ya a fight youll never forget! (slams the door causing a shelf, above the boiling patty, to spill the jars into the cauldron)Mr. Krabs: Well, thats ruined. But, no use letting this go to waste. These kidsll eat anything. (licks some of the patty mix) Ive done it. Ive discovered the perfect patty batter.Karen: Meanwhile, Plankton was back at the elementary school. But this time, he was going it alone. (Plankton puts a Chum Bucket bucket with meat in it while Mr. Krabs wheels in Krabby Patties and knocks him over)Mr. Krabs: Oh, no you dont! This is my terf.Plankton: I think not, Rag Boy.Mr. Krabs: What? Why I outta squash you right now. You little.Plankton: Get out of my face! (both growl at each other)Fish #6: Hey, look! Nerd fight.Bully: I bet five bucks on Rag Boy.Plankton: Aha! Well let the customers decide whos burger is better. Step right up, gents. Get a delicious Chum Burger right here.Classmate: Big Johnny will eat anything.(Big Johnny walks over to Planktons side)Plankton: Have a Chum Burger, Johnny, sir. (Johnny eats it)Karen: Plankton had pieced together his own creation using memory and science.Plankton: Go on, sir! Tell your buddies what you think! (Big Johnny spits the burger out on both his friends)Classmate: Im gonna try one of Rag Boys burgers.Mr. Krabs: Here ya are, sir. You are the first to taste a Krabby Patty. (hands him a patty. He takes a bite and instantly enjoys it)Classmate: Flavor!Fish #7: Edible!Kid Fish: We can actually hold it down!Fish #8: This is the most flavortastic sensation my still-developing taste buds have ever experienced!All: Yay, Rag Boy!Plankton: Ill show you, Krabs! Ill steal that cursed recipe from you one day, and I wont stop till I do! (flashback ends)Mr. Krabs: Woo-hoo! My recipe was, is, and always will be the best.Plankton: You wouldnt have that recipe if it werent for me.Mr. Krabs: You callin me a liar?Karen: Will you men stop yelling at each other? I cant believe you let a recipe ruin such a wonderful friendship. (both tear up)Mr. Krabs: You were my only true friend that didnt have a president printed on him. But money doesnt hug back.Plankton: My life has been nothing but a long line of disappointments since we became enemies. All these years Ive been trying to steal your formula. But I was really just trying to steal back our friendship.Mr. Krabs: Really?Plankton: Its all I ever really wanted. To get back to the way it used to be. You and me against the world! How about a hug, Krabs, old pal?Mr. Krabs: Id like that, Planky, old chum. (both hug and cry at the same time)SpongeBob: Doesnt it just warm your heart, Karen?Karen: I suppose it would. If I had one.Plankton: Im sorry, Krabs, old buddy.Mr. Krabs: Me, too. Me, too. (Plankton grabs the formula from Mr. Krabs back pocket)Plankton: Now, Karen! (Karen grabs the formula) Back off, Rag Boy. (jumps on the formula and Karen wheels off)SpongeBob: gasp Sabotage!Plankton: Go, Karen!They chase each other in a circle as another episode draws to a close 82 *The Original Fry Cook*Dialogue(At the Krusty Krab.)Old man Jenkins: I just cant decide what to order.Squidward: You already ordered.Old Man Jenkins: Dont rush me, young lady!Squidward: Hurry up, SpongeBob!(Back in the kitchen, SpongeBob is filling in a ketchup heart on a Krabby Patty.)Squidward: What is taking you so long?SpongeBob: Im adding the love!Squidward: Youre not getting paid to love.SpongeBob: Well, Im not here for the money. (Puts the top bun on and walks out. SpongeBob talks to the Krabby Patty on his way to the customers table.) Ill always treasure these moments we had together.Squidward: Look!(He points to outside, where a solid gold limousine pulls up to the Krusty Krab. Everyone gasps, then runs out to the limo, knocking over and walking over SpongeBob. When SpongeBob lifts his head, to his great disappointment, he sees his burge