有趣的课本剧.doc

Character: Reporter, God of tree, Lumberjack, SonCamera man(extra): OK, Ready- go!Reporter: Hello, everyone, and welcome to our special show where survey mystery people. Today Ill have a talk with a crazy lumberjack. This lumberjack wants to cut 10,000 trees! Now he has cut over 9900 trees. Ill go to talk him. What are you doing, Mr. Lumberjack?Lumberjack:.Reporter: Um, excuse me, sir?Lumberjack: Reporter: I want to introduce you sir!Lumberjack: What! What!Reporter: Oh, sir. Im from XXX Public Radio Station. We want to interview you. Lumberjack: Go away! Go!Reporter: Oh, my god! sir! Its a live broadcast! What are you doing?Lumberjack: (Take a axe) Go! Get out of my forest!Son: What are you doing, father? This is a chance to be famous!Lumberjack: They are all stupid. They dont know why I cut trees.Son: Father, actually, I also dont know why, either. Why do you cut trees?Lumberjack: Because Um. Um WWh Why do you ask me such a question, stupid son!Any anyway! You, you must to be a great lumberjack! Do you understand?Son: But lumberjack is a very bad job. Lumberjack is tree killer.Lumberjack: Shut up! Go away! I have to cut more trees. (2 hours later)Lumberjack: Now! I cut 9,999 trees! This is the last one! Haha! My wish will come true!( When he raises his axe to cut last tree, God appears suddenly.)God: UmI Where? Where? Ooch! Oh here! UmIm God of tree. You must not cut that tree! If you cut that tree Ill punish you.Lumberjack: What was that?! He said I must spare the last tree the last tree Ok, I wont kill it( Turn around) But! Ill cut it. (Later he cuts the last one.) Oh, yeah! I cut the last tree. Um. there is nothing that animal was a liar! Oh, stupid God! But its good for me haha! I have to take a rest now.God: You! You make me very angry. Now Ill give you punishment! Ill change your body into a tree!Lumberjack: No! Stupid God! Noooooo. I cant move my hand. I cant move my feet! Oh, my God. (Long times later)God: Now do you realize that you did bad work?Lumberjack: No, I dont know stupid God.(Long long times later)God: How about now?Lumberjack: No, stupid God.(Long long long times later)God:Lumberjack: No, go away! (God was disappeared) Oh, I havent felt happy like this. Today is very good. Flowers, glasses, oh, good.Camera man: Ready! Go!Reporter: Hello, everyone. Its time to meet mystery people! Today we will talk about a crazy lumberjacks son. His father was disappeared 10 years ago. Now Ill talk with him. Hello, sir, why you follow your father?Son: Because my father wants me to be a lumberjack, a great lumberjack! And father disappeared! So Im working for him now.Reporter: Aha! How about you ability to cut trees?Son: Ill show you how I cut tree.Father(Lumberjack): No! Its me! Im Faaaather.Son: I dont like to use an axe. I like to use electric saw. Its very cool! First you press this button and pull it! (And he saws that tree.)Lumberjack: No! Help me! Stupid son! Im your father! (It was a dream, father wakes up.)Father: Oh! No! Oh It was just a dream. Just a dream!Son: Father, are you Ok?Father: No, Im not OK, stupid son! (Kick son) Last: It was a stupid story about a father and s