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pygmalion(bygeorgebernardshaw)acticoventgardenat11.15p.m.torrentsofheavysummerrain.cabwhistlelowingfranticallyinalldirectio.pedestriaruingforshelterintothemarketandundertheporticoofst.paulschurch,wheretherearealreadyseveralpeople,amongthemaladyandherdaughterineveningdre.theyareallpeeringoutgloomilyattherain,exceptonemanwithhiackturnedtotherest,whoseemswhollypreoccupiedwithanotebookinwhichheiswritingbusily.thechurchclockstrikesthefirstquarter.thedaughterintheacebetweenthecentralpillars,closetotheoneonherleftimgettingchilledtothebone.whatcanfreddybedoingallthistime?heeengonetwentyminutes.themotheronherdaughtersrightnotsolong.butheoughttohavegotusacaythis.abystanderontheladysrighthewontgetnocaotuntilhalf-pasteleven,mius,whentheycomebackafterdroingtheirtheatrefares.themotherbutwemusthaveacab.wecantstandhereuntilhalf-pasteleven.itstoobad.thebystanderwell,itaintmyfault,mius.thedaughteriffreddyhadabitofgumption,hewouldhavegotoneatthetheatredoor.themotherwhatcouldhehavedone,poorboy?thedaughterotherpeoplegotca.whycouldnthe?freddyrushesinoutoftherainfromthesouthamptotreetside,andcomeetweenthemclosingadriingumbrella.heisayoungmanoftwenty,ineveningdre,verywetaroundtheankles.thedaughterwell,havntyougotacab?freddythereotonetobehadforloveormoney.themotheroh,freddy,theremustbeone.youcanthavetried.thedaughteritstootiresome.doyouexpectustogoandgetoneourselves?freddyitellyoutheyreallengaged.therainwaosudden:nobodywarepared;andeverybodyhadtotakeacab.ivebeentocharingcroonewayandnearlytoludgatecircustheother;andtheywereallengaged.themotherdidyoutrytrafalgarsquare?freddytherewatoneattrafalgarsquare.thedaughterdidyoutry?freddyitriedasfarascharingcrotation.didyouexpectmetowalktohammersmith?thedaughteryouhavnttriedatall.themotheryoureallyareveryhelple,freddy.goagaianddontcomebackuntilyouhavefoundacab.freddyishallsimplygetsoakedfornothing.thedaughterandwhataboutus?arewetostayhereallnightinthisdraught,withnexttonothingon.youselfishpig-freddyoh,verywell:illgo,illgo.heopehisumbrellaanddashesoffstrandwards,butcomesintocollisionwithaflowergirl,whoishurryinginforshelter,knockingherbasketoutofherhands.ablindingflashoflightning,followeditantlybyarattlingpealofthunder,orchestratestheincident.theflowergirlnahthen,freddy:lookwhygowin,deah.freddysorryherushesoff.theflowergirlpickingupherscatteredflowersandreplacingtheminthebaskettheresmeersfyer!te-oobanchesovoyletstrodintothemad.shesitsdownontheplinthofthecolumn,sortingherflowers,ontheladysright.sheiotatallanattractiveperson.sheierhaeighteen,perhatwenty,hardlyolder.shewearsalittlesailorhatofblackstrawthathaslongbeenexposedtothedustandsootoflondonandhaeldomifeverbeerushed.herhairneedswashingratherbadly:itsmousycolorcanhardlybenatural.shewearsashoddyblackcoatthatreacheearlytoherkneesandihapedtoherwaist.shehasabrowkirtwithacoarseapron.herbootsaremuchtheworseforwear.sheiodoubtascleanahecanaffordtobeutcomparedtotheladieheisverydirty.herfeaturesarenoworsethantheiruttheirconditionleaveomethingtobedesired;andsheneedstheservicesofadentist.themotherhowdoyouknowthatmysonameisfreddy,pray?theflowergirlow,eezye-ooasan,ise?wal,fewddanyde-ootybawmzamathershould,eednowbetterntoawlaporegelsflahrznthanranawyathahtpyin.willye-oopymefthem?here,withapologies,thisdeerateattempttorepresentherdialectwithoutaphoneticalphabetmustbeabandonedasunintelligibleoutsidelondon.thedaughterdonothingofthesort,mother.theidea!themotherpleaseallowme,clara.haveyouanypeies?thedaughterno.ivenothingsmallerthaixpence.theflowergirlhopefullyicangiveyouchangeforataer,kindlady.themothertoclaragiveittome.clarapartsreluctantly.nowtothegirlthisisforyourflowers.theflowergirlthankyoukindly,lady.thedaughtermakehergiveyouthechange.thesethingsareonlyapeyabunch.themotherdoholdyourtongue,clara.tothegirl.youcankeepthechange.theflowergirloh,thankyou,lady.themothernowtellmehowyouknowthatyounggentlemaname.theflowergirlididnt.themotheriheardyoucallhimbyit.donttrytodeceiveme.theflowergirlprotestingwhostryingtodeceiveyou?icalledhimfreddyorcharliesameasyoumightyourselfifyouwastalkingtoastrangerandwishedtobepleasant.shesitsdowesideherbasket.thedaughtersixpencethrownaway!really,mamma,youmighthavearedfreddythat.sheretreatsindisgustbehindthepillar.anelderlygentlemanoftheamiablemilitarytyperushesintoshelter,andclosesadriingumbrella.heisinthesameplightasfreddy,verywetabouttheankles.heisineveningdre,withalightovercoat.hetakestheplaceleftvacantbythedaughtersretirement.thegentlemanphew!themothertothegentlemanoh,sir,isthereanysignofittoing?thegentlemanimafraidnot.itstartedworsethaneverabouttwominutesago.hegoestotheplinthbesidetheflowergirlutsuphisfootonit;andstoototurndownhistrouserends.themotheroh,dear!sheretireadlyandjoiherdaughter.theflowergirltakingadvantageofthemilitarygentlemanroximitytoestablishfriendlyrelatiowithhim.ifitsworseitsasignitearlyover.socheerup,captaiandbuyafloweroffapoorgirl.thegentlemanimsorry,ihavntanychange.theflowergirlicangiveyouchange,captain.thegentlemenforasovereign?ivenothingle.theflowergirlgarn!ohdobuyafloweroffme,captain.icanchangehalf-a-cro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umoniaifistayinthisdraughtanylonger.thenotetakertohimself,hastilymakinganoteofherpronunciationofmoniaearlscourt.thedaughterviolentlywillyoupleasekeepyourimpertinentremarkstoyourself?thenotetakerdidisaythatoutloud?ididntmeanto.ibegyourpardon.yourmotherseom,unmistakeably.themotheradvancingbetweenherdaughterandthenotetakerhowverycurious!iwaroughtupinlargeladypark,neareom.thenotetakeruproariouslyamusedha!ha!whatadevilofaname!excuseme.tothedaughteryouwantacab,doyou?thedaughterdontdareeaktome.themotheroh,please,pleaseclara.herdaughterrepudiatesherwithanangryshrugandretireshaughtily.weshouldbesogratefultoyou,sir,ifyoufoundusacab.thenotetakerproducesawhistle.oh,thankyou.shejoiherdaughter.thenotetakerblowsapiercingblast.thesarcasticbystanderthere!iknowedhewasaplain-clothescoer.thebystanderthataintapolicewhistle:thatsaortingwhistle.theflowergirlstillpreoccupiedwithherwoundedfeelingsheorighttotakeawaymycharacter.mycharacteristhesametomeasanyladys.thenotetakeridontknowwhetheryouvenoticedituttheraitoedabouttwominutesago.thebystandersoithas.whydidntyousaysobefore?anduslosingourtimelisteningtoyoursilline.hewalksofftowardsthestrand.thesarcasticbystandericantellwhereyoucomefrom.youcomefromanwell.gobackthere.thenotetakerhelpfullyhanwell.thesarcasticbystanderaffectinggreatdistinctionofeechthenkyou,teacher.hawhaw!solonghetoucheshishatwithmockreectandstrollsoff.theflowergirlfrighteningpeoplelikethat!howwouldhelikeithimself.themotheritsquitefinenow,fanwen.chazidianshegathersherskirtsaboveheranklesandhurriesofftowardsthestrand.thedaughterbutthecab-hermotherisoutofhearing.oh,howtiresome!shefollowsangrily.alltheresthavegoneexceptthenotetaker,thegentleman,andtheflowergirl,whositsarrangingherbasket,andstillpityingherselfinmurmurs.theflowergirlpoorgirl!hardenoughforhertolivewithoutbeingworritedandchivied.thegentlemanreturningtohisformerplaceonthenotetakerslefthowdoyoudoit,ifimayask?thenotetakersimplyphonetics.thescienceofeech.thatsmyprofeion:alsomyhoy.hayisthemanwhocanmakealivingbyhishoy!youcaotanirishmanorayorkshiremayhirogue.icalaceanymanwithiixmiles.icalacehimwithintwomilesinlondon.sometimeswithintwostreets.theflowergirloughttobeashamedofhimself,unmanlycoward!thegentlemanbutistherealivinginthat?thenotetakerohyes.quiteafatone.thisisanageofutarts.meegininkentishtownwith?0ayear,andendiarklanewithahundredthousand.theywanttodropkentishtowuttheygivethemselvesawayeverytimetheyopentheirmouths.nowicanteachthem-theflowergirllethimmindhisowusineandleaveapoorgirl-thenotetakerexplosivelywoman:ceasethisdetestableboohooingitantly;orelseseektheshelterofsomeotherplaceofworship.theflowergirlwithfeebledefianceivearighttobehereifilike,sameasyou.thenotetakerawomanwhoutteruchdepreinganddisgustingsoundshaorighttobeanywhere-norighttolive.rememberthatyouareahumaeingwithasoulandthedivinegiftofarticulateeech:thatyournativelanguageisthelanguageofshakeearandmiltonandthebible;anddontsittherecrooninglikeabiliouigeon.theflowergirlquiteoverwhelmed,andlookingupathiminmingledwonderanddeprecationwithoutdaringtoraiseherheadah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!thenotetakerwhiingouthiookheave!whatasound!hewritethenholdsoutthebookandreads,reproducinghervowelsexactlyah-ah-ah-ow-ow-ow-oo!theflowergirltickledbytheperformance,andlaughingiiteofherselfgarn!thenotetakeryouseethiscreaturewithherkertoneenglish:theenglishthatwillkeepherintheguttertotheendofherdays.well,sir,inthreemonthsicouldpathatgirloffasaducheatanambaadorsgardearty.icouldevengetheraplaceasladysmaidorshopaistant,whichrequireetterenglish.thatsthesortofthingidoforcommercialmillionaires.andontheprofitsofitidogenuinescientificworkihonetics,andalittleasapoetonmiltoniclines.thegentlemaniammyselfastudentofindiandialectand-thenotetakereagerlyareyou?doyouknowcolonelpickering,theauthorofokeacrit?thegentlemaniamcolonel