孔雀东南飞.doc

Wanders every vemiles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnnys mother(JM for short)刘母Lunchs mother(LM for short)李刚之子Li gangs son(mayors son)(MS for short)强盗Burglars(A B C Dand E)(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J:(稀里哗啦音效响) Every body says that Im henpecked, but in fact, Im as strong as a tiger（河东狮吼）,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song.(指着上台处的门大声道)Im not afraid of you!(内砸出一围裙,)Then, Im afraid of whom?（炒菜，擦泪）My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tenderthan me. But she is not!（放锅铲，扔围裙，拿扫把） Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God! Who can help me?(下)(L :Washing the clothes!Right now! J端着一盆衣服下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch !Lunch !Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来): Im here! Whats up ,mum?JM: Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful ,graceful,anddearest mother-in-law”.L: OK. My most beautiful ,graceful and dearest mother-in-law, whats up?JM: Since you married my son ,you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, solazyL: ButJM: Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me! Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny ,I have been working hard allday long, cooking and washing. I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chickenandJM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson, dont you?Dont you?Dont you you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask yourson. Im leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,扔锅铲，下后又返回，捡起锅铲指着JM)Its mine!JM:Never step into my home agian.(俏夕阳起，JM跳舞下)Act2(LM坐在台上数钱,L拿着锅铲上)L: Mum, Im back!LM: You are back? Why? What happened?L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful, graceful and dearest motherin-law.LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情，钱掉了):See! I have already told you! When you insisted onmarrying that terrible Johnny, I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listento me .Look at yourselfL: But, mumLM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, Im not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? AndIll marry whomever you want me to.LM(大喜):Nice girl! Just now, I met the mayors son in the market. He said: “If your daughterHavent been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, Ill goand tell him.(下)L(惊愕): What?(雷声) The mayors son? The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done!(回来找钱，把L拖下)act3 (J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here the yare!(闻一下)Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh, Im so hungry! But theres no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Nowshe has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上): Wheres my breakfast? Wheres Lunch? Hasnt she got up yet?J: Mum ,cant you remember? Lunch has gone!JM(沉吟片刻):Well, to tell you the truth Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nicegirl, go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!JM:Go!(Im proud of起)Act4(音乐起，强盗跳舞)(J开心地走着，忽然跳出来五个强盗)A: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!B: The road is built by me!C: And I planted one tree!D: If you want to go by this street-(踩到了A的脚)A:Er!(三强盗群殴D)ABCD&E: Give us all your money!J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出角硬币):Is 1 mao enough?(五强盗晕倒状，接着五人聚在一边商量，J在后面偷听)A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!B: If we can not rob any money today,C:we will have nothing to eat tonight!D:I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month. E:We can go and rob the wedding!ABCD&E: Good idea!J(惊讶): What? What? Lunch is going to get married? Its impossible!ABCD&E: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple!(B和C，D和E配合做心形)J: But Lunch is my wife! We havent got divorced yet!(突然有了主意) Ive got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, dont you? Ill go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.B: Have you got any experience?J: No. But Ive got this!(拉开衣服从里面摸出一张支票，上书，)C:One two four five,five zeros!D:One two three four five six,six zeros!One million!(五强盗齐下，J在后面追赶)J:Waiting for me!Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期婚礼进行曲起，LS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)MS:Hello! Ladies and xiang qin men,welcome to my wedding with the most beautiful waman in the world!LiuLan Zhi!(我不入地狱起，五强盗跳斧头舞)(J和五强盗跃至台中)ABCDE&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us! The road is built by us! And I planted one tree. If you want to go by this street-Give us all your money!(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)