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刘美岑：C任凌云：R李艳君：YJ李永霞：YX李 静：J刘 鑫：X唐小林：T王世充：W 1、爱情篇C：Hey, I just feel my college life is so boring, I want to do something to change my situation.R: Well, but what is your plan?C: Did you hear a saying that No BF . No college?R: Eh. I didnt. I dont remember any great person had said that.C: A-ha, Its me. Im longing for have a romantic relationship with a boy. Oh, dear my god , please give me a BF.R: Oh, my loneliness girl, lets go back hostel, maybe our roommates can give you some useful advise. R：Come here everyone, lets help her. She wants to have a BF. X: Wow! I think Jim is a good choice . He has strong sense of responsibility, and he is the head of Students Association.YX: Oh,no. He looks like a chimpanzee .I think John is okay. J: But he already has a GF.YJ: Why not thinking about senior fellow students? They might be more mature and steady.C: Oh, yes, you are right. I like a man who is older than me. Then, he can understand how to take care of me better.R: OK. In this case, lets think about whose fellow student dont have GF and he is a excellent boy.X: The number of the fellow students who I recognize is small. And I dont think they suit C.R: Em. I think of a boy , His name is TXL.Do you remember him?YX: Oh,yes. He is a handsome and boy.R: I remember we met him in the basketball court last weekend , shall we? YJ: Yes, he is a good basketball player. J : I still remember that C said her BF should play basketball as well as him.(C做害羞状，众人大笑）C：E. He is the style which I like indeed, but how should I tell him that I want to be his GF.R: Dont worry, I will call him out and you can empress yourself.( 几天之后，眉湖边）W: who is dating you now?T:A girl who is my fellow villagers roommate.W:did you meet her before this?T:Yes ,but I just have a little impression.W:What do you think of her?T:She is not my type.(W、T相视而笑，C上)C:Hello,my name is Liu meicen.Did you remember me?T:Sure.and this is my friend Wang shichong.C:Nice to meet you.W:Me too.C:erLin,your clothes fits you well.T:Oh,thanks,you look charming,too.C:Oh,really?In fact,I have something to tell you separately.T:Ok,come here,what is that?C:Erits difficult to say.Justjust(害羞状)T:Just what?C:JustI like you.(眼神坚定)T:(惊讶地)But I want a girl who like reading books and she must be a real meaning lady.So,Im sorry.You are not my type.（回头下场，众室友上）C:（伤心状）Oh，no!Hes so indifferent!He refused me!Im so somber.YX:(拍拍C的背)Dont worry,my girl.Well help you to do something to change his attitude.X:(抱一大摞书上)First,you should do some reading to improve you self-cultivation.R:Just try your best,dear,do something for the sake of love.(为C系一条红布带在头 上)C:(夸张状读书，做笔记)YJ:(旁白)Two weeks later.C:Hey,everyone,Ive already read all these books.J:Very good.And now we will turn you into a beauty.(众人上，挡住C，为其梳头发，换衣服。打扮完毕，YJ拿镜子为C照)C:Oh,is this me ?I cant believe my eyes!R:Now just go to try your charm.(T 上，C往前走,二人相遇)T:Wow!You have changed a lot！Thanks you for doing so much for me.Im deeply touched.you aer the girl I have looked for a long time.Lets fall in love.C:(含情脉脉地点头，二人牵手下)R:(上场)Ha,unity is strength.Weve got it!W:(上场)Enviable couples!But they leave me alone.A-ha,Im going to find a girl friend in her dormitory.Goodbye! 2、宿舍篇鑫鑫开门凌云：Dont panic. Opening the door needs skill.美岑：The door is always so troublesome.艳君：（to永霞）How are you today? You look so sleepy.永霞：I was looking something about tourist map all night. Dont you want to go with me？艳君：Absolutely! But where to go?鑫鑫：Ok, undo it.凌云：Thank goodness.大家进门永霞：（to艳君）I havent decide yet. （to大家）Hey, who wants to go with us?凌云：This is the time to relax.美岑：Thats a good idea. Have you decided?永霞：Not yet.艳君：（丛书包中拿书）Lets discuss it.鑫鑫：(to美岑) You have been to Wuhan. What about it?美岑：I dont suggest you go. When we go to is in April. The cherrys are in full bloom. But now you have missed the flowering.永霞：I proposal Shanghai-the modern city，which makes us enjoy shopping. We can appreciate the night of Shanghai by steamship in Huangpu River. 凌云：Sounds good.but I suggest Xian. There are Terracotta warriors,Wild goose pagoda and categories of snacks.艳君：I just baidu(search) Xian. Its one of the world famous historical cities,with the well-known places of interest.永霞：OK. Let the deep cultural deposits cultivate our mind .美岑：（收到短信看手机）Oh, my god. Friends, stop here. I have got a bad news.凌云：Er,what? Oh,dormitory inspection?美岑：（苦闷脸点头）Jingjing said they were coming,and they will arrive our room soon.大家开始慌忙收拾永霞、艳君看到满是垃圾的垃圾桶，四只手上去艳君：What about it?永霞：They are out of the door. We cant go out. (争夺中桶掉在了地上，垃圾撒,敲门声起)小林：Dormitory inspection.鑫鑫：Please wait a moment.门外世冲：Are you cleaning room in a hurry?静静：No, noway. Our dormitory is spotless, often be cleaned.小林：Well. They may be inconvenient.静静：You are really kind. I will give your dormitory a A next time.门内鑫鑫：Quick,quick!敲门声起美岑：（开门）Please come in.小林、世冲、静静依次进静静（口语）：Whatt up?小林: why not throw away those empty bottles世冲: It looks mess!鑫鑫:oh, we collected these bottles stood to the love station.静静:Yeah,This is only a little of our good deeds .you should understand .小林:Ok.wait,(小林 to永霞 艳君 )(Stretched out his hand and stopped 小林)Said:hey,I heard that you are from YUN NAN ?小林:Yes,whats up?凌云： Its great ! We are going to travel to Yun Nan.Can you give us some advice .小林：Certainly, you known Yun nan is endowed with abundance of breath-taking scenic spots. , the capital city,Kunming, celebrated as City of Eternal Spring, is well known for its diverse cultures, breath-taking natural scenery and pleasant climate.Its should be your first station.凌云：Sound good,and then?小林：The next place you worth to is Xishuangbanna .Its famed for the wild herds of elephants and its swarms of peacocks, whose graceful pictures can put professional dancer to shame. 美岑:oh ,ok.Anything else?世冲：I have been to lijiang in yunna province .Its also a beautiful place!I promise youll love it.And in fact that entering Yunnan, you inadvertently entering the Dongba culture of Naxi nationality, Dai minority culture of Dali, Beiye culture of Dai minority, Beima culture of Yi minority, and also entering a remarkable folk-custom full with myths, dances, paintings, and ancient music. (艳君 Deliberately cough and to 小林 世冲):Er ,are you check out ?世冲：Oh,indeed. Im sorry.lets go.小林:OK.美岑:They finally left. 3、学习篇 第一幕课堂篇（上欧美文学课，王世冲扮演老师，凌云趴在桌子上睡觉，刘美岑玩手机，唐小林没来，李艳君边看书边与李静聊天，李永霞盯着老师做花痴状，刘鑫看窗外走神中。）（老师点名）王世冲：李静李静（一本正经）：here王：李艳君艳君：dear teacher ,look at me 王：李永霞永霞（双眼放光,陶醉状）：oh , Romeo ,Romeo ,do you know I love you.王（瞪了她一眼，继续点名）：刘美岑李静（身子后移）：here王：刘鑫李静（看了刘鑫一眼，见其依旧发呆，拱进桌子下）:I am here王：任凌云李静（双手举高）：here王：王世冲李静（李静与艳君对看，艳君做了一个拱手的动作，李静无奈地双手掐住脖子，粗声道）：a,a,what?王：唐小林（李静做了一个请的姿势，艳君咳咳嗓子）艳君：of course ,Im here（世冲转身做往黑板上写字状，小林上）小林：Oh，no. Im late again! What should I do?Yeah,I have got a good idea.（小林倒着从门口进来，世冲一回头，他又马上作前进状）王：hi , boy ,what are you doing ? set on your seat（唐小林无奈地一耸肩，朝着老师敬了一个礼。）唐：Yes ,sir.王世冲（洋洋得意状）：you cant cheat me, I always look at you永霞（激动状）：please look at me.（王世冲无视她继续上课，唐小林回到座位上，到处翻书，其他人状态依旧。）王：Hamlet is a gloomster（悲观主义者） and he dont want to be the Savior（救世主） . LiuXin , what do you think about him?(走神，无反应) 王：Do you have any opions about him ?(李静捅了捅刘鑫，然后刘鑫猛然反映过来)刘鑫：A,A, A, what？（王世冲无奈状）李静（小声）：Hamlet（还未说完，只念了ham）刘鑫（张口便道）：Harry potter王（双手抱肩，嘲道）：Go on李静（小声）：a Savior刘鑫（猛然脱口）：He is a savior（李静李艳君喷笑，惊醒凌云，惊起美岑）王（摆摆手）：sit down ,please pay attention to me（刘鑫还未说话，永霞抢道）永霞：you are in my heart（王无语）（被吵醒的凌云挠着头发）凌云：What happened ?美岑（头也不抬）：I dont know凌云：what did the teacher talked about ?美岑（依旧不抬头）：Harry Potter凌云恍然大悟：oh（凌云看到唐小林桌子一团乱，他东找西找的）凌云：what are you doing now?唐：where is my book ? I cant find my book美岑：God bless you王：tomorrow ， you will have a test（哀鸿遍野）唐（扯着头发）：oh , no ,my book ,my book ,where is my book美岑、凌云、唐小林：God bless me第一幕完 第二幕（第二天考试）（凌云趴在桌子上，永霞正对着镜子梳妆打扮，李艳君在匆忙地往桌子身上做小抄，刘鑫在看书走神。李静拿着一本书匆匆上台，扔到刘鑫旁边的桌子上。）李静：hey , dont let others set on the chair , I am going to wash my hands刘鑫（走神）：I know ,I know（唐小林空着手上台，直接坐到李静的位子上。）李静（进来）：hey！guy. It is to be rather baffling.(真是莫名其妙) Is it right? It is so Funny. Cant you see this position I have got?唐小林：you dont know , In fact I came earlier than you李静： I came here very early this morning，but I have not seen you唐：Last night I occupy this position李静：The last row is my patent。For it，I got up early every day，Strong broken head，Blood stream。This location can not be lost唐：The last row is our pride。The scenery here is beautiful。To take me away from here （李静：how to，）Advise you as soon as possible to give up the idea唐小林最后一拍桌子，惊起一片人。凌云（被闹醒）：what are you doing? Have you found your book ?唐（捂脸）：oh , god ,dont mention it.刘鑫（慢吞吞道）：The god bless you唐：Oh , no刘鑫：what a charming morning ,but you are wasting your time . Are you worthy of this morning ? Are you worthy of this world ? Are you worthy of this yourself ?Are you (众人齐说：stop) Do you know what mistake you have made？唐、李静：I know（刘鑫满意地点头，李静坐到刘鑫前面的座位上）李静：Honey , you must help me刘鑫：what ?李静：Hey , let me copy ,copy艳君（头也不抬地抄小抄）：We should depend on ourselves凌云（将手搭在她的肩膀上）：You have done it for a long time . You should have a rest .艳君：Get out of my way . No one can stop me.唐（趴在桌子上）：I hate this teacher .凌云、艳君、李静：Me too永霞（啪的一声扣下镜子）：why ?He is my Romeo .(拿起镜子照着自己)mirror ,mirror tell me who is Juliet ?众人：Its you（永霞满意地点头）艳君（惊异）：Mr wang is your Romeo ?唐：It is why Juliet killed herself(众人喷笑，正在这时，美岑拿着一张纸跑了进来)凌云：Why are you in a hurry ?美岑（笑）：You dont know what happened to me 众人：what ？美岑：I have seen Mr wang just now（众人“切”了一声）美岑：And I got the paper that he has made 永霞：About what ?美岑（笑）：quiz(众人扔书尖叫争相去拥抱美岑，然后围在一起看纸)艳君：Teacher is coming(众人回到座位坐好)王世冲上王：Be serious ，be careful ,now ,I am handin