《功夫梦》英文字幕【首发】.doc

/Starting kindergarten /First lost tooth /First homerun Dre are you ready?- yeah one second Oh Dre Im so excited.its like were brave pioneers On a quest to start a new life in a magical new land. You could say that. O.K. Allright lets go and dont forget to use the bathroom- Uhhm O.K. O.K. be very careful with that.- O.K. See you later Uncle Charlie- Come on Dre we cant miss this flight! Bye guys.Were gonna miss you. No man its yours- Come on Dre just take it Thanks man(sound of explosion) O.K. Dre come on we have to goOK bye guys well call as soon as we land Ladies and gentlemen welcome to flight CA.-got it? - yeah Oh Dre look were already on lesson mei how ma?-how are you? Remember what that one is?- No. Dre youre killing me Mom look in China everything is old.Theres old houses old parks. old people.Look this guy is at least years old. (sighs)-Dre please focus OK Whats your name? You need to practice.Yeah you need to try it No Mom.- Yes Dre. Ask him Go ahead.Ask him Whats your name. And how are you.Do it now. Dude Im from Detroitoh.uhh.so. Whats up? She said to meet her at number five. Mrs. Packer? hi oh um its Parker.- Oh apologies Mrs. Parker. Welcome to Beijing. Its Olympic villageIsnt it beautiful? Yes. I guess theres nothing old in China-huh Dre? Look at that Dre. Beverly Hills. We always talked about living there huh? But I think we were talking about the other one mom I ve got a good feeling about this Oh yeah you must be the new dude in Im Harry. Hey. Whats up? Im Dre- here let me help you. Thanks man Welcome to the building Dre.- Thanks. Can you please explain this electricity card because.we dont have these in America. Know any Chinese?-mmm nah. This is Chinamight not be a bad idea Oh thats our parkYou should come Look at you-Making friends already Hi Im Dres mother.- Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.You can call me Miss Sherry. Im Harry.- Hi Harry. See I guess Ill see you later then? -Maybe. -OK cool see ya OK this is your rental agreement in English So the rent lady is Mrs. Wong.Her English is not good. But If something goes wrong you go to Mr. HanHis English is very good OK so welcome to Beijing Mrs. Parker.Um so Ill see you tomorrow OK. OK Sure. Thank you.Oh wait.wait Wow this is perfect Dreeverything we need is within walking distance. Oh you know what? We could have lunch together- every day at your school if you wanted to Negative-Not a chance Uh uh Dre we are not doing this in Beijing! Dre pick up your jacket Mom Im tiredI have airplane lag (scoffs) airplane. (laughs)airplane. Its jet lag I know babyI got it too But we cant go to sleep. Cause then well be up at am-and you have school tomorrow Dre! can you please go find the maintenance man I need to take a shower and the hot water is broken- Yes. Excuse me umm Im looking for the maintenance man Mr. Han? Thanks. Mr. Han? Me and my mom we just moved in The hot waters not working Mr. Han? OK or I could just come back another time Or you could just show me how to do itso i could get out of your hair I can always come backif this is a bad time You made it. Welcome.- Thanks. You play right?- Yeah. OK Its us three against them four-allright My shooting hand has got some jet lag so.-you know just.(sighs) You want this? Want to play?you know I have no problem beating old people. Back where I come from they call mePing Pong Dre allright im gonna take it easy on you Come on man.Im . Hes really good.Ive never seen him lose to anybody Dude? You gonna talk to her or what?- to who? To her the girl youve been staring at- I wasnt staring at her dude Yeah you were Go talk to her. Unless youre scared- Im not scared of anything. Then do it. Go.Come on. Right now? Whats up? I forgot.No English. What language is that? You speak English?Me too So what are you listening to?- Bach. Bach I listen to them all the time. Theyre tight.You ever heard of this? You like that huh? Here. wait wait its comin back- may I touch your hair? You wanna touch my hair? Um.sure You have to practice. Im practicing. What are you doing? You do not need.- What is your problem? Leaves behind. Come on dude. I said leave it You want to fight? Are you OK?- just leave me alone. Im fine Dre dude.- Leave me alone. Dre are you ready?We gotta be there in like minutes I know Mom. And you have your uniform on right?- Yes Mom We dont want to break any ruleson the first day. -OK-Come on Im waiting for you. You know you dont have to come in I mean.- I can handle it Dre dont be silly. Its your first dayPlus we both have to meet the assistant principalMrs. Po I can find her-You need to get to work. Right? Are you trying to get rid of me?- No Mom Mrs. Po?- Hi Mrs. Po Mrs. Parker lovely lady- I am so sorry we are late We just flew in from Detroit last night This is my son Dre.- Hello. We only wear uniforms on uniform day- Oh Thats my fault. I didnt have a chance to read the school pakages- well be better tomorrow Hats are not permitted- Yeah I should have read up on the dress code. Dre? Is that makeup? What is that.- Mom I ran into a pole No you have a black eye. You got into a fight?-Fighting is not tolerated here You heard him he ran into a poleCome here Dre. Mom dont start- Who did it? - nobody I ran into a pole I didnt tell you becauseI knew you would act like this You know I dont play that. Somebody hit my baby I will.- I know Mom thats why I dont tell you stuff Just relax I just ran into a pole- Yeah yeah you ran into a pole Go to class. Go to class-But we will talk about this later OK allright-Go I Love You-Mom! I said I love you. Ok I love you too (quiet)- Ok have a good day. You know we only wear our uniforms on uniform day Oh yeah I so got that one Thanks. Im Mei Ling.-Im Dre. Sorry about Chong. So thats his name Is he your boyfriend?- No. Our parents are very close- He definitely likes you I have to go practice- Wait. You eat and practice at the same time?- Yes. Well my Mom says if you eat standing upIt gives you gas Youre funny. Ive come to fix hot water- Its in there Kid? Did you hit me in my neck-with a toothpaste cap? Hot water fine-Flip switch Wait half hour then shower-Flip switch off Why dont you just leave it on? Do you leave on in America?- We dont have switch in America Get switchSave planet What happened to your eye?- I ran into a pole Interesting pole Dre Im back.- Thats my mom And the door handles messed up Are you ready for school?- Yeah. Hey where have you been?- They have your favorite cereal here I found it. Dre for the one hundredth time can you pleasepick up your jacket One second Mom.- No not in one second. Now. This programs about to be over give me minutes- Dre I dont care come pick it up now God how many times do I have to ask you?- Once. Thats right. Make it happen.- (mumbles) Im sorry what was that?- Nothing. OK just what I thought.Nothing. Thank you.(groans) From the top again OK. thats enough pleaseYoure rushing it you must play the pauses You know how important this is for your family?What it will mean for your life? Well have to work this weekend.Im calling your father. Well continue Howd that sound?- Almost like Chinese. Yeah Im fleuent. I dont know what that guy was talking aboutI thought that you sounded great Thank you. So are you practicing for anything? Like a show.- Yes I have an audition next month. the Beijing Academy of Music.- That sounds important. The initials spell BAM. What? I gotta go. Can I touch your hair? Gonna do something? Just stay away from us. all of us. Baby! Dre are you sleeping? Hey um.can you sign this?- The Forbidden City. I think its funny that you have to get my permissionto go to the Forbidden City Pool in Beijing.- Not funny mom Oh cut it out grumpy Im serious baby this ice cream I dont know what they do to itbut its more flavouristic.What? Mom this is you This ice cream here is so goodand everything in China is so Much better than everything else in.-Ow mom! come on First of all I dont sound like that-and I dont move all like that Should have got you some ice cream-its really good Mom come on- Dre wait. Boy you will get ? running from me-Wow Kung Fu. What you learn here? Not weak. No pain.No mercy. Beginning. Come on lets go- Dre we just got here Dre whats going on?- Nothing. Dre what happened?- Nothing happened What is it you dont want to take that class?Whatever Dre what happened? We moved to ChinaThats what happened. OK Stop Dont be like that Dre What do you want me to do? Weve been here less than a week and.- I feel like its a year I hate it here. Dre please let me help you I cant help you if you dont tell me whats wrong.So Please. You dont care whats wrong All you care about is how happy I am-and how great the ice cream is Im not happy.I hate it here. I want to go home. Dre we can not go home.There is nothing left for us in Detroit. This is what we got This is home. Gather round here. Welcome to one of the most popular landmarksall over China. Its visited by millions of people-every year The Forbidden City. You touch them for good luck I wish someone would just.- Yeah me too. Just tell someone- Yeah I got it Thanks alot The floors of the palace were reinforced-with brick. To keep the king safe and prevent anyone-from coming in Mr. Parker is everything OK? Yes thank you Get him. Come on. Youre fast. But not fast enough. He has had enough. Do not you remember what welearned? No mercy Go home. Go home. What up with the light bulbs Mr. Han? I thought you were just a maintenance man You see only with the eyesso you are easy to fool It doesnt hurt. Cho-Fa.Ancient Chinese healing How did you do that out there? You like didnt even punch themThey beat each other up When fighting angry blind man Best just to stay out of the way So where did you learn Kung Fu?- From Father Have you ever taught anybody No. Would you? That depends.-On what? The reason.- What about to kick somebodys ass? The best fights are the ones- you avoid What if I want to avoid-getting my ass kicked? Stop saying ass.- Sorry. Kung Fu is the knowledge of defense. Not to make warbut create peace Thats definitely not what they were taught No such thing as bad studentsonly bad teachers. Oh thats great I guess well just stroll in their schooland talk to their teacher Good idea.- No bad idea. If I go in there Ill get my ass kick. Ill get beat up-You got beat up anyway Will you go with me? No sorry. But you said it was a good idea.- For you bad idea for me. Come on its not like youre super busy or anything and.I dont even speak Chinese. Im very sorry. OK.whatever Wait. What are you doing?Why stop? Go ahead. OK Mr. Han lets get out of here We do not stop whenour enemy on the ground. No mercy. No mercy in the studio. No mercy at the game. What you looking at? He has attacked me. We are here to make peace. Let the little speak for themselves. One on one.No problem. Okay. Get ready to fight. Mr. Han does he wants us to fight? We are not here to fight. You fall to my studentsand have no respect for my studio? Would you leave?Thats not so easy. Master Li. You were both here. One of you will now fight. The boy will be there fighting. We accept your challenge. Tell your students that they are my boylet alone to train. Attention. From now on this little thingleft in peace. up to the tournament. Understood?- Yes. If he does not show upat the game. I will bring him and you pain. So did that go pretty much how you planned it? There is good news and bad news. The good news is that theypromise to leave you alone Really?- while you prepare Prepare for what? The tournament.You will fight them all - one on one Huh? So the bad news is nowthey get to beat me up in public Yes.- Great. Thanks thanks alot. Theyre gonna kill me.-you saw their Kung Fu This is not Kung Fu.-That does not represent China Well that bad man teaching very bad things hurt-alot More good news.I will teach you real Kung Fu. Yes. See you later Mom.-Hey wait this is early for you for a Saturday. Mr. Han is teaching me Kung Fu- The maintenance man? Its China mom everyone knows Kung Fu. Dre you know how I feelabout you fighting Well its not about fighting mom.-Its about making peace with your enemy Be careful. Dre.-OK Mr. Han? Mr. Han?- Back here You know you have a car in your living room Mr. Han OK I was thinking about it yesterdayI know that I was kind of freaking out about the tournament. but I realized something last night Im an athlete.My number one asset is Im fast OK I am quick aight im quickSpeed.Cat speed You see that? My Uncle Ray you see used to date this Brazilian girland he learned Jujitsu And he taught some of it to meAnd its like locks and holds and stuff so.OK Attack me You see that?I can break it. Im choosing not toIts a pressure lock.dangerous Oh and he also taught me Capoeira so. Cant touch me. cant.(smash). Was that antique? Pick up your jacket-Oh So basically Mr. Han what Im trying to say is.I got a good foundation here. It might not be as hard to teach me as other people-you know Hang it up. And now?- Take it down -But you just.- Take it down Put it on. Take it off. I already did all this- Take it off. Can you just tell me why Im doing all of this?- Take it off. Hang it up. Take it down. Put it on the ground. Pick it up. Hang it up Take it down Put it on. Take it off. Put it on the ground. Pick it up. Hang on. Take it downPut it on. Take it off. Hang it up Mr. Han why do you havea car in your living room? No street parking So how did it go?What did you learn? Nothing. Uniform on uniform day You are fighting in the tournament.- Yeah how did you hear? Everybody knows. I hope you have a good teacher.- Yeah me too. Hes a maintenance man. Can I ask you a question- Yes. Well I know that youre practicing and I think Im practicing-I mean I dont know what Im doing But were both kind of practicing you know and.- Are you going to the Shi-Shi festival? Yeah I mean I havent missed the She He festival-since Ive been in China Go to the Shaolin theater.- You want me to meet you? like Shaolin theater OK Fi-Shi-Fi festivalShaolin Theatre. OK cool. Where is it again?- Tomorrow. The show starts at seven hours. Tomorrow Shaolin theater.Shi-Shi festival at seven See you tomorrow.- Shi-Shi festival. Festival.- Shi-Shi festival. Mr. Han. Mr. Han can I come in?- You may come in. Wheres your jacket? I thought. I was warm enough without it.- Go get it. You want me to go all the way back just to get it? Yes all the way back where you hide it. That is not right- What? Im doing it. No. Something is missing.- Nothing is missing. Ah. You forgot.-This Attitude Shake it off. Attitude.Yes thats it OK Mr. Han I get it Im sorry-I shouldnt have treated my mom like that You are right. Put it on the ground.- Hello. Oh hey mom-Did you get the tickets? Yes I got the tickets and.-I got an extra one for Mr. Han But I didnt say.- Dre stop it. Mr. Han would you like to go with us to the Shi-Shi festival? No thank youToo many people. Yeah mom way too many people- Yeah but I already bought the tickets. I dont go.- Mr. Han Im not taking no for an answer. Youll have funYou need to get out of the house OK? Here are your clothes Dre come onHurry up and change PICK UP YOUR JACKET! You were right Mr. Han there are alot of people here.- Chinese Valentines Day. Yeah mom Im gonna go get something to eat- then Im gonna go to the bathroom. Ill be back right here in minutes I love you.- I love you too. Be careful. minutes. .- Okay. I got this and this for you I downloaded thisIt has some really cool violin stuff and. I thought maybe you could play along andIts not like Bach or anything but I thought maybe youd like it Do you have any kids?- No. Hows Dre doing? ShalDre making a promise- ShalDre? Yes Chinese politician. How many students do you have? Including ShalDre?- Yes. One So whats this show about? The story of the Goddess. and a boy she loves I love this story. Her mother does not approve of him So she casts a wide river in the skyto separate them forever. But once a yearAll the birds in the sky Feel sad for them- and they form a bridge. So the two of them may be togetherfor a single night Ill be there at your auditionIf you come to my tournament Okay Ill be there.- Pinky swear? See you wrap your hands like this I swear that Ill be there at your auditionno matter what happens And I promise to cheer bigger than anyone elsewhen you win What up Mr. Han? Did I say come in? Um I think you did.I mean. Mr. Han could I please come in?-Yes So what are we doing today?- Same. Mr. Han I told you I get it OK?Be respectful. I put my jacket on a thousand timesI took it off a thousand times This is stupid Im done. They can beat me up if they want to And you know why you only have one student?-Because you dont know Kung Fu. ShalDre.- W