过生日(改编).doc

过生日 （本故事讲述房东与租户之间的故事，由于房东被炒鱿鱼，回家之后看到租户把房子弄得一团糟，故此向租户们撒气，但正巧今日是房东的生日，租户们想给房东一个惊喜，故事就此展开。主要反映现代房东与租户们微妙的感情，也说明再冷漠的租赁关系之间也有真情。）（由于房东被炒鱿鱼，心情极度低落，自己一人漫不经心地走回家，一不小心被一路人撞了，但那路人撞完人后就径直快步地走了，没道歉，房东就火上加火了）Landlord: Hey! How can you to do so?!房东：嘿！这人怎么这样！ （说完就继续闷闷不乐走回家之路，可走着走着把手一放进口袋发现钱不见了，愣了一下后想起刚才那一幕，重拍大腿，忽然醒悟：那家伙是小偷！欲上前去追，可跑了几步后，望一望前方四周，小偷早已不见踪影，房东只能自叹倒霉啊。）（此时，Emily, Baby, Candy正在家里兴致勃勃地为庆祝房东的生日而不停地装饰着房子，准备礼物。）（房东怀着沉重的心情回到家中，看到乱糟糟的房子，心中怒火顿然燃起）Landlord: who did it！What a mess house!房东：这是谁干的！怎么那么乱！Landlord: Hello, boss! Uh, that was my fault. Let me explain it. No, no, no could you give me a chance to correct it? Please forgive me. Hey, you shouldnt abuse me. Boss, if you do that again, I will return it to you! Shit!房东：喂，老板，你好。呃，那事情怪我，你听我解释。不是，你给我个机会吧？诶，你不能骂人啊，老板，你要是再骂，我可还口啦！靠！Landlord: Hey! Hey! Hey! What happened? All of you，out！ Quickly!房东：嘿嘿嘿，这都怎么回事啊？都给我出来，快点!Emily:（手里拿着花）：Oh! Here we are. Whats up?Emily（手里提着花）：噢！来了，发生什么事情了？Baby（手里提着蛋糕）:Dear sir, whats up ? So angry you are!Baby（手里提着蛋糕）: 亲爱的，怎么了？这么大的火气的。Candy（手里拎着礼物）:Here!Candy（手里拎着礼物）:来了。Landlord: You are all so excited. Everyone will go out for appointments with presents. But! Look at the house! Just like a pigpen!房东：你们倒是高兴啊，每个人提着礼物要出去约会（来回边走边看她们，抓着她们的肩膀左右摇摇地看看），可你们倒是看看这房子，跟猪圈一样！（Emily, Baby, Candy,面露尴尬表情）Landlord: Out! Get Out! I dont need your rent of this month, but I wont rent the room to you any more!房东：走！都给我走！这个月的房租我不要了，你们都给我走！，不租给你们了。走！Emily: This, please listen to me.Emily:这个，你听我解释.Landlord: Explain what? Is it necessary? Just go back to your room to pack up things and leave! Now!房东：解释什么？有必要吗？赶紧回屋里收拾东西给我滚蛋！马上给我走！Baby: Its not that, thisBaby:不是，这个 （房东电话再次响起）Landlord: Shut up! I will give you a lesson after my call. Hi, mom. What? Today is my birthday? Err, I know. Thanks mom, I will call you back soon. Ok, love you! Bye, mom.房东：住嘴！我接完电话再教训你们。喂，妈，什么？今天是我的生日？（环顾其他三人手中拿着的礼物，面露尴尬）呃，知道了，谢谢妈了，过会儿给你电话，好的，爱你 ，妈妈再见。（尴尬的看着其他三个人）Candy: Well, Emily, lets clean our houses, hurry up!Candy:好了，Emily，我们赶紧回屋收拾吧。Emily: No!Emily:不要啊！Baby: Err, may be this is the last time we live in here.Baby:行吧，这也许是我们最后一次住在这了。 （Emily, Baby, Candy退场，只留房东一人在舞台）Landlord: I shouldnt have done that .房东（自言自语）：真不该这么冲动啊。（房东恍然大悟，原来她们是想给自己过生日，后悔不该生气骂人。环顾四周一下，随后便拿起扫帚打扫大厅）（Emily, Baby, Candy提着行李再次登场）Landlord: Everybody, I 房东：各位，我Emily: Dont say anything, we get it.Emily:什么都不用说了，我们都知道了。Baby: Landlord, so sorry for bothering you for a long time and annoy you.Baby:很抱歉打扰你那么长时间了，还惹你生气了。Candy: Its our fault, we will leave now.Candy:我们错了，我们现在就走了。Landlord: Please dont. Its my fault. I am really out of control just now. Im so sad for being fired. My dear friends, you really touch me to remember my birthday. Thanks! Let me get some dishes and drinks for us and enjoy it together, ok?房东：别呀，是我的错，今天心情不太好，因为我被老板炒鱿鱼了。亲爱的朋友们，你们能记得我的生日我真的很感动。谢谢！我现在就去弄几个菜和酒，我们好好地享受享受，好吗？ Emily: So we dont have to leave now？ .Emily:这么说，我们不用走了？Landlord: Right, just put the luggage to your rooms.房东：对，都别走了，把行李拿回房间吧。Baby: Thanks!Baby:谢谢！Candy: We truly live in here now, hahahaCandy:我们可真不走了，哈哈哈。（Emily, Baby, Candy退场放下行李，然后拿着花，蛋糕，礼物再次登场）Landlord: You are so quickly, thanks!房东：你们可真快啊。谢谢。（拿过礼物美滋滋的打量着）Baby: Err, sorry. Its not for you. We are racing out for our friends birthday party and hurry up to meet him. Baby:呃，不好意思啊，这不是给你的。我们现在赶时间，因为有个朋友要过生日，我们得赶紧过去帮他过生日。Emily: Yes! Its for you to clean the house after we leave. Emily:对啊，这房子就劳烦你收拾了。Candy: Oh! Emily, Baby, the time is over, hurry up!Candy:噢！Emily, Baby，时间晚了，快点！（三人退场，房东傻愣愣地站了一下，眼睁睁的看着三人离去，才发现自己误会了，她们并不是给自己过生日，本已霉运连连的房东，此时更尴尬恼火，往返走了几圈之后，不快实在消化不了，就去厨房拿了两瓶白酒猛灌（喝完一瓶就随手把空瓶一扔，接着喝），醉意随之而来。此时，三人再次登场，打开门窥探一下发现醉意熏熏的房东后便兴高采烈地奔向他。）Landlord: you房东（目瞪口呆）： 你们Emily: Landlord，we are playing jokes with you .Emily:房东，我们逗你玩呢。Baby：Happy birthday to you !Baby: 祝你生日快乐！Candy: All these gifts belong to you. Happy birthday!Candy:这都是送给你的礼物，生日快乐！Landlord: You. HaThank you so much! Err, in fact, I know you are joking for me . Apart from this, my dear friends, I want to tell you that we just like a family for these years; I like to stay with you!房东：你们 哈哈哈太感谢你们了！额，其实我知道你们在逗我呢（尴尬的挠挠头），还有，亲爱的朋友们，我想跟你们说：这些年来我们就像一家人一样，我是多么喜欢和你们在一起啊！Baby，Candy，Emily： Me too! We just like a family!(三个人一起说)：是的！我们就像一家人！Landlord: Ha ha 房东：哈哈（醉倒在地）Emily, Bab