查理日记 第一季第二集集 英文台词.doc

查理日记 第一季第二集 英文台词1Teddy: Hi, charlie. Teddy here. So right now youre nine months old and everything is going great.Well, almost everything(好吧，几乎一切都好).Now what Im about to show you is kind of disturbing, So brace yourself(哦，做好心理准备).Mom:Mmm, these sandwiches will be yummy wummy.Dad: Yes, they will, yes, they will.Teddy: Mom and dad have been talking like that ever since you arrived. And if its not over soon, Im gonna go crazy wazy.Gabe: P.J.!PJ: What?Gabe: What are you listening to?PJ: I downloaded a podcast on the history of ballet.Gabe: You like that? PJ: More than baby talk.Mom: Would you like some fishy wishies with your cookie wookie?Dad: Yes, I would, yes, I would.Teddy: Wait, guys, charlie isnt even here.Mom: No, widdle baby take a nappy wappy upstairs.Teddy: So why are you guys still talking like that?Dad: I dont weawy know(我一点都不知道).Mom: I guess were just kinda fried.Dad: Well, we work all day, take care of a baby all night.Work shift, baby shift- Ive barely got time to make doo-doo(解手).Teddy: Well, when was t last time you guys had a night out? You know, like just the two of you- like a date?Dad: Teddy made a funny.Mom:A funny wunny(好好笑的玩笑).Teddy: Seriously! You know what? Its Saturday night. You two, you go out, have fun,And do something besides work, take care of the baby and make doo-doo.Teddy:Well, its nice to dream, but whos gonna take care of charlie?(我求之不得.)Teddy: Hello! Youve got three great babysitters right here.PJ: Im glad I didnt hear that.Mom: I dont know, teddy. Its really nice thought, But were really not ready to go out without charlie just yet.Gabe: You guys want to see a magic trick? Mom:Sure!Dad: Okay. Gabe: Prepare to be amazed(见证奇迹的时刻).Mom: I could use a night out.rock music playing days all burnt toastrunning late, and dad says has anybody seen my left shoe?I close my eyes, take a bitegrab a ride, laugh out loudthere it is up on the roofIve been there, Ive survivedso just take my advicehang in there, baby, things are crazy but I know your futures brighthang in there, babytheres no maybeeverything turns out all rightyour life is up and downbut trust me, it comes back aroundyoure gonna love who you turn out to be(你将会喜欢未来的你)hang in there, baby.(宝贝，不要放弃)2Teddy: All right, you guys have fun. Stay out as late as you want.But not too much fun- we have enough kids already. Im serious.Mom: Okay, everyone, be good, have fun, love you.Both(PJ n Gabe): Yeah yeah. Mom: All right.Dad: Hey, teddy, thanks for doing this. Its gonna be nice for your mom and I to have some special time together.Mom: Bob, move your butt! Dad: Im coming!Teddy: All right, so we divide it up evenly,We each get to spend an hour with charlie.Who wants to go first?Gabe: I think you should go first.PJ: And second and third, since this was your idea.Teddy: Hey, Im not doing this all by myself. You guys have to help out.PJ: Fine. Ill go fourth.Teddy: There is no fourth. PJ: I meant I shall go forth to the park to shoot some hoop.Teddy: You want to go to the park so badly,Then why dont you just take Charlie?PJ: Whats a baby supposed to do at the park?Teddy: Babies love parks. You can show her the duck pond(鸭池),the blue sky, clouds.PJ: Were just gonna look at stuff? Thats what tv is for.3P.J : Yeah heh hah, all right!This is great. Whee!Yes, whoo!What are you looking at? I was here first.Hey, you can ride that duck.I couldnt ride the duck. Id look silly on the duck.Fine.Hey there, charlie. Are we having fun yet?All right.A: Man, you seen a kids birthday party around here anywhere?Im the entertainment.PJ: I saw a bounce house on the other end of the park.A: A bouncy house, eh? Great.Another trip to the e.R.PJ: Who are you supposed to be anyway?A: Plastic man, rubber man?A: No, those are all registered trademarks.Im captain stretchy.There used to be a cs here, but it came off in the wash.PJ: So whats your super power?A: Super elasticity.Hey, look, theres a quarter.Eh! ( mutters )Ah, forget it.Not like its a dollar, right?4PJ: Hi. Emma: Hi.PJ: Oh, yeah, I like your taste in strollers.Emma: Thanks, you too.Oh, wow,That babys so cute. PJ: You too.Oh, I mean yours too.Emma: Im emma. PJ: Im p.J.Whos this little guy?Emma: My brother. Were just out for our stroll(我们就是出来散步). We do this every day.PJ: Us too. Like I always say, babies love parks.Would you like to sit for a bit?Emma: Sure(好啊).So I saw you talking to captain stretchy earlier.PJ: Oh, yeah, he was lost(他迷路了).Not much of a superhero, right?Emma: Oh, hes the worst.We hired him for my brothers birthday party. And he sat on the cake. PJ: That sounds awful.Emma:Oh, it gets worse(噢，这还不是最悲剧的). The candles were lit, so he sat in the punch.PJ:That is so weird(那太古怪了).I mean he looks like such a quality entertainer.Emma: You know, p.J., Im really impressed that you take your baby sister to the park.My brothers would never do anything like that.PJ: I hope not. She is my sister.5Gabe: Now watch closely. In this hand I have a quarter.And in the other, an ordinary egg.Now I put them in this hat, spin them around a little. And presto.Teddy: Just out of curiosity(好奇地问一句),What was supposed to happen?PJ: I love this baby. Anytime she wants to go to the park, sign me up(找我).Teddy: What happened to you?PJ: Lets just say charlie made a friend, p.J. Made a friend.Teddy:Oh- and did either you or your friend bother to change a diaper?PJ: Theres no time for that. I was too busy talking to Emma.Teddy: Whos Emma? PJ: A vision(梦中情人),an angel, the girl whos moved into my heart.Gabe: Did you tell her about the vacancy in your brain?Teddy: P.J.? PJ: What?Teddy: You brought home the wrong baby.PJ: What? I did not.Teddy: Take a look! Wrong parts(你自己看！生理机构不对).Gabe:Theres nothing wrong with those parts.6Teddy: How could you bring home the wrong baby?PJ:Im sorry. I got a little distracted.Emma is really cute.Teddy: Yeah, well, so was our sister.Teddy: Come on, lets go to the park and find her. PJ:Relax! I got her number.Teddy:Then what are you waiting for? Call her.PJ: Wait a second.Is it too soon?If I call now, shell think Im desperate. Teddy: Oh, you are desperate.PJ: Good point(说得好).Hello, is Emma there?This is a Chinese restaurant?Sure, Ill hear the specials(给我介绍下特色菜).Teddy: She gave you the wrong number. - Gabe: Who couldnt see that one coming?(纯属意料之中)PJ: But I gave her gum and helped her change a poopy diaper.It was so romantic.Teddy: Well, what do we do now?( cell phone ringing )Teddy:Oh no!Hi mom, what up?(有事吗？)Yeah, everythings going great. Why wouldnt it be?(为什么会不好呢？)Were just having a grand old time here with-Baby.Yeah, sure you can talk to him. Her her!Talk to mommy.Ooh-ooh ee ahh-ahh.What do you mean that didnt sound like charlie?What, do you just think Im making baby noises into the phone?Mom, thats crazy.Teddy: All right, bye. Say bye, Charlie.Ooh ahh-ahh-ahh.PJ: Not that Im in the position to criticize,But I was getting more monkey(但是我变得更加不知所措了).Teddy: Come on, lets go to the park.Gabe: And meet the girl who blew off p.J.?Im there(去定了).7PJ:I dont see her. Teddy:P.J., what did she look like?(她长什么样)PJ: She was hot, but what does it matter?Gabe: Maybe we should call someone. Who do you call when you search a baby?PJ: Captain stretchy!Teddy: What is that?PJ: Youre still here? A: Every Saturday and Sunday all day long.Stay in school, kids(回学校吧，孩子们).PJ: Just the guy we needed to see.I think you can help us. A: Hey, kid, Im just an entertainer.I cant get mommy and daddy back together(我不能让你爸妈破镜重圆).PJ: No, you dont understand. I was talking to a girl here earlier, And she said that you worked a party for her brother.A: So? I work lots of parties. PJ: Where was the party where you fell on the cake?A: You got three hours?(你们听我讲三个小时吗)Teddy: This is really important. We need to find her.A: Interesting situation. You kids need info,And I need a mirdle.PJ: What is a mirdle?A: Thats a man girdle. And they aint cheap.Teddy:Yeah,neither is dry cleaning, apparently(显然干洗也不便宜).PJ: Her names Emma. Did she come back to the park?A: Well, maybe she did.And maybe she didnt.PJ: Stop rubbing your fingers together and answer my question.Gabe: He wants a bribe(他想要点好处).PJ: I cant believe it.Here.A: Heres what I know: Her name is emma.PJ: I just told you that. A: I didnt say the information was fresh.Yeah, I know the girl.She comes from a big family- seven, eight kids.For them Ive been.Astronaut pete, cowboy bob.Gabe: Magic Marv? A: Yeah! Youre familiar with my work.Gabe: Yeah, and it stinks.Im just starting off. And Im a better magician than you are. A: Oh yeah?You think this is easy, huh? Here.Turn that into a schnauzer.You cant do it, huh?Maybe its because you dont have the chops!Teddy: Well, stretchy, do you know where she lives?A: Yeah, around here somewhere.Id know it if I saw it. Teddy: Great! Now you help us tonight and well get you into that mirdle tomorrow.Oh, and you understand were not actuallyGonna put you into it? That you have to do by yourself.A: Yeah, I get it.Teddy: All right, come on, guys, we have to go find her.A: Uh, hey- captain stretchy, away!PJ: Trucks this way. A: Oh, okay.8Dad: Order whatever you want, honey. I get a discount here.This place is one of my best customers.Mom: Not what you want to hear from an exterminator.( baby cries ) Mom: oh, look at that.Dad: Oh, fajitas.Mom: Not that, the baby.A little baby in a stroller just like ours.Dad: Yeah, okay, honey, this is supposed to be a night away from the baby.So lets come back.Mom:Okay okay, Im back.Im back. Just gotta run to the ladies room(我得先去趟洗手间).Dad:Oh oh, hey, listen, while youre in there,Could you check the traps?Mom:Hola(你们好，). Adios(再见).Bob, will you go over and look at that baby?I think its Charlie. Dad: What?!Mom: You heard me, that is Charlie!Dad: Sweetheart, would you sit down, please?Mom: I will not sit down. A mother knows her own baby and that is my baby.Dad: Honey, seriously, what do you think happened here?In the last hour somebody went over to our house,borrowed our baby then brought her out for chips and guac?Mom: I dont know, its a big family.Maybe thats how they get their babies. Dad: Sweetheart,I think youre just missing Charlie.And youre having a little separation anxiety.Mom:Oh, okay. Youre right.Crazy wazy(太疯狂了).Mom:I mean, that isnt possible, right? Dad: Exactly(没错).Mom: Im just going to go to the ladies room one more time.Dad: Sit down. Now lets enjoy the rest of our night out at this very lovely restaurant.Okay? Mom: Okay.Dad: Im needed in the kitchen.9- Charlie! - Emma!- Charlie! - Emma!- Marco! - Polo.Teddy: Gabe, not helping.Stretchy, is any of this looking familiar?A: Maybe it does, maybe it doesnt.Teddy: You are not getting any more money. A: No, I have night blindness.All Im seeing is shapes(我依稀看见的只是轮廓).Teddy: Why didnt you mention that earlier? - I needed a ride home(我需要搭个顺风车).A: Stop here.Oh, great. Moms up.Maybe Ill just hang with you kids. Teddy: Captain stretchy, away.PJ:Good night, stretchy. Gabe: Good night, stretchy.A: Good night.Gabe: Now what? PJ: We didnt hit the streets on the north end of the park.Teddy: P.J., we cant keep driving around all night.Its over. We have to tell mom and dad.PJ: But- - Teddy: no, itll be okay. They know what to do. They always do.PJ: How am I gonna tell them I lost our baby sister? Im the oldest. Theyre gonna think Im the most responsible.Teddy: P.J., if it makes you feel any better,Nobody thinks that.PJ: Why do I always mess everything up?Teddy: You know what? This could have happened to any of us.All right, probably most likely you, but-This one, were all in it together.(这一次，我们会共同承担责任的)PJ: Thanks.Gabe:Hey, look, Captain stretchy dropped his drivers license.175 lbs, my butt!10PJ: There they are.Teddy: All right, lets get this over with.PJ: Do you think it would be better or worse if we had the mariachi deliver the news?Teddy: If its in spanish, probably better.PJ: Wait, I dont believe it.Thats emma. Teddy: So thats charlie.PJ: Yes! Oh, were saved.Gabe: Not quite(还不一定呢). Mom:Hey, kids.PJ: What now? Teddy: Ill let you know when I think of it.Mom, dad, hi.Mom: Hi. Dad: What are you doing here?Teddy:We just realized you must be missing Charlie, so we brought her.Mom: Oh, Teddy, youre not fooling me.Teddy: Im not?(我露馅了？) Mom: Nope.(没错)You spent a little too much time with Charlie. And youre ready to hand her over early.Teddy: Well, I wouldnt say too much time.Mom: Well, I am ready too, so let me at her.Teddy: Gimme gimme gimme. - Mom, mom, mom. Youre on a date. Let me bring her to you.Gabe:Here? Wait, now?Well, all right.- Hey, mom. - Hi, baby.- Hey. - Hey, dad.- Something I want to show you. Mom: What is it, honey?( william tell overture playing )Gabe: And now for my next trick,Im gonna make a boy disappear.PJ: You know, you should be ashamed of yours