搞笑英文自我评价段子.docx

搞笑英文自我评价段子搞笑英文自我评价段子篇一搞笑英文自我评价段子篇二搞笑英文自我评价段子篇三Hurry, too hasty, and hurried, time is really running than the tortoise and the hare, Mr. turtle in the fast, freshman dressed in earth does not pull grumble of green uniforms in the sun e*posure scene also vividly, blink of an eye to the big four. Through four years of college life, I grew up a lot. In the upcoming graduation, my heart is thump thump, e*citement, apprehensionI am the Liu Jianwen (a pseudonym) of the Peking University Department of Chinese, has been looking forward to with my love - Wen Wen accompanied by life, so your company provides the editorial position is coveted. Personal fanatical that is prepared for me, match the degree of fully reached 1 million. Your company in the image of the peer companies has been very tall, is simply a giant, and I was willing to stand on your shoulders that stick to a glorious person. I am very ordinary, cheerful, generous, good knowledge of rituals and distinctive ways of thinking, fle*ible minds, agile, fle*ible work to deal with any sudden story. So please also believe that I am fully capable of the job, I have a firm belief, e*cellent observation,unication skills, Superman-like strong physique, hard-working endurance is not afraid of hardship, there is a pair of smart and typing Of the hands, do not be afraid of me tired, Im afraid you put me idle. The following is my four-year report of the University, please lead seal.Politically, I moved closer to the party organization. I have repeatedly written or oral form to the class the only party members, party secretary Li flower (a pseudonym) to report my thoughts. Although she has been malicious that I am evil, is in the pursuit of her, thus rejecting my individual appointment, I handed her written report materials do not look at, readily put it in the wind. Heaven and earth conscience, from the inside, I do have a good impression on Lee Flower, but I will not put the great personal beliefs and childrens affair mi*ed together. Although my pursuit of time and time suffered a blow, but also can not shake my belief in joining the Communist Party.I love learning Chinese professional, and strive to cultivate their profound literary skills. Over the past four years, I watch the computer in the cafe day and night more than 12,000 discs, the world has a comprehensive understanding of film and television art. I also familiar with Jin Yong, Gu Long, Wen Ruian, Liang Yusheng and other modern well-known writers of the works, reached the point to the back. In order to improve their ability to observe, I deliberately bought a telescope, secretly observing the building opposite the girls living conditions. My accumulation has greatly improved my literary accomplishment and writing level, I have in the desk, the toilet panel, the bedroom wall of poetry, prose, novels, jingle and other literary works more than 300 articles.In order to comprehensively improve their quality to meet the needs of the community, I taught myself mahjong, poker, table tennis, dancing, drinking and other modern society needs nirvana, simply to the point of perfection.I also tasted the sweetness of these skills, basically able to feed myself.New Years Day last year, I did not go home, only two days of effort, I use mahjong earned a years tuition plus three months of living e*penses. I like music, my song has great power, the students can often in the middle of the night, I heard in the bathroom, bathhouse, corridor issue of high-pitched and loud song, the whole building for me sleepless.I love sports, almost to the point of madness. I often do not fall three European league. My table tennis level is the highest in there class we organized a men and women table tennis match, even though we boys lost, but lost the terms of the score, I was the least. I am also good at bo*ing, diving, swimming, because there is no venues and opponents, my level will not be displayed.University campus is a big family. In this family, we play the role of the object being cultivated. The teachers are our elders, so I respect them.Students like brothers and sisters, we learn together, with entertainment, help each other, live llective life so I know to take the initiative to understand others and care for others, but also mre strong and independent. I think their own things should be responsible for their own, others can only give you some advice. Things to calmly think, do not impatient. Not easily committed to the commitment to the efforts to fulfill. Life needs to sketch themselves, not the same way there is not the same life.Four years of