英文搞笑经典语录.doc

希望对您有帮助，谢谢英文搞笑经典语录导读：本文是关于英文搞笑经典语录，如果觉得很不错，欢迎点评和分享！1、Wh you live for love。当你为爱而活。2、A word of goodbye， two of the world。一句再见，两个世界。3、Dream three years， three years of pain。三年梦，三年痛。4、A cat has nine lives onil in one。猫有九命也只有一心而已。5、The life I have a splash of biack。生活溅了我一身黑狗血。6、Meet each other， do not waste this lifetime。遇见彼此，不枉此生。7、Because of love， I began to fear。因为喜欢，我开始变得胆怯。8、I pretended to be indifferent to it。我假装无所谓才看不到心被拧碎。9、I love the one I think smile boy。我喜欢上了一个我一想起就会笑的男孩。10、The net closely but buckle not forever。十指紧扣却扣不住天长地久。11、At the beginning blazing heart Long silence。当初炽热的心早已沉默。12、The time that you are my most fatal。时光深知你是我最致命的爱人。13、You are sunshine，Is my distantlight。你是我的太阳，是我遥不可及的光。14、I am your traveler， you are my heart。我是你的过客，你却是我的心。15、In love folly is always sweet。恋爱中，干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。16、Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well。任何值得做的，就把它做好。17、All lives end，all hearts are broken。生命都会终结，徒留一颗破碎的心。18、Ill think of you every step of the way。我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。19、Pack out really is worse than promiscuous。装出来的真心比滥情更可怕。20、The ones that love us， never really leave us。真爱我们的人，从不会真的离开。21、Dont touch ambiguity when you are in love。拥有了爱情，就别去碰暧昧。22、Only miss the sun when it starts to snow。只有在开始下雪时才会想念阳光。23、I desire to grow old withyou without paying。多想一个不小心，就跟你白头到老。24、I am not a princess， can not enjoy you love。我不是公主，享受不了你王子的爱。25、Dont let the fear for losing keep you from trying。别因为害怕失败而停止尝试。26、Im afraid to meet too early cant beside her forever。我怕相遇太早不能相伴终老。27、Some people， strong memories， faded relationships。有些人，浓了回忆，淡了关系。28、Youth will fade but my memories of you will not。青春都会苍老但记忆里的你一直都很美好。29、Hugh est un non-tout， les larmes aux flux de la langue。物是人非事事休，欲语泪先流。30、I just want a warm embrace and nothing more。我只是想要一个温暖的怀抱仅此而已。31、Time is the fault of fatalistic testimony people。时光的宿命就是见证人们的过错。32、He didnt know how much he loved her until he lost her。直到他失去她他才知道他有多爱她。33、We read the world wrong and say that it deceives us。我们看错了世界，却说世界欺骗了我们。34、Can your self-esteem and my stubborn reconciliation？你的自尊能和我的倔强和好如初吗？35、I dont work hard， how to proved how blind your eyes。我不努力，怎么证明当初你的眼睛有多瞎。36、I dont want to leave the way Teach you how to cherish。我不想用离开的方式教会你如何去珍惜。37、Go back to the things I had to pretend to be never had。回不来的东西我只好假装从来没拥有过。38、1I did not catch you when you pass you do not stop。擦肩而过时我没有拉住你你也没有停留。39、Love， but not to talk， from no words to say nothing。爱情，不过是从无话不谈，到无话可说。40、Keep your face to the sunshine and you abbot see the shadow。把脸朝向阳光，你就不会看见阴影。41、We now state， is the last before the break reserved。我们现在的状态、是分手前的最后的矜持。42、Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies。爱是单一的灵魂栖息在两个躯体里。43、Happiness is a way station between too much and too little。幸福是太多和太少之间的一站。44、I want to forget you， forget about any of your memory。我想忘掉你了，忘掉关于你的任何记忆。45、My temper off a lot of people but the most people really。我的脾气赶走了很多人但留下了最真的人。46、A man is not old until his regrets take place of his dreams 。只有当遗憾取代了梦想，人才算老。47、You see the world all wrong， may be you stand slanting。你看全世界都不对时，兴许是你自己站歪了。48、I regret to see you again become a starting point discrete。我后悔去见了你一面成了离散的起点。49、Do you know when you need I will break my neck to summer。你知道当你需要的夏天我会拼了命努力。50、success is the sum of small efforts，erpeated day in and day out。成功是一天天重复的小小的努力的总合。51、When you love someone you have to learn to let them go。一但你爱上一个人，你同时需要学会如何放手。52、to still be suffering is stupid after all of this time。一切都结束后还深陷在痛苦中不可自拔是多么愚蠢。53、From now on， I will expect nothing， and just take what I get。从现在起，我将不再期待，只珍惜我所拥有。54、We dont have any choice， only run in opposite directions。我们没有任何选择的余地，只有背道而驰。55、Give your smile to everyone but give your heart to only one。把你的笑容给所有人，心却只留给那一个人。56、If one day you lost me， I ll never let you find me。如果有一天你把我弄丢了，那我就永远让你找不到我。57、I used to detour， because would like to see you at a glance。我习惯绕路走，就是因为想多看你一眼。58、The hard part isnt making the decision。 Its living with it。做出决定并不困难，困难的是接受决定。59、Your happy passer-by all knows， my distressed there is no place hides。你的幸福路人皆知，我的狼狈无处遁形。60、If you remember me， then I dont care if everyone else forgets。只要你记得我，我不介意整个世界都把我遗忘了。61、Youre like a sun。 Gave me the great semi-decadent people hope。你就像一道阳光。给了我这种半颓废的人莫大的希望。62、No one will care about you too much unless youre pretty or dying。没有人会太关心你 除非你很漂亮或濒临死亡。63、If someone truly loves you， they will never give you a reason to doubt it。他若真爱你，就不会给你任何理由去怀疑。64、Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad。与其伤心回忆，不如微笑遗忘。65、No need to abandon their own people more than tears desperate not born。没必要为了抛弃自己的人就流泪不止心死不生。66、Sometimes our vision clears only after our eyes are washed away with tears。有时候，惟有一场眼泪，我们才彻底清晰了视线。67、Love is not a maybe thing。 You know when you love someone。爱不是什么可能、大概、也许，一旦爱上了，自己是十分清楚的。68、When the best memory has been recalled for many times，its getting less tasty。再好的过去，回忆的次数多了，味道也就淡了。69、Its better to be alone than to be with someone youre not happy to be with。宁愿一个人呆着，也不要跟不合拍的人呆一块。70、Life is like riding a bicycle。 To keep your balance， you must keep moving。生活，就像骑单车。要保持平衡，就得不断往前走。71、Crouch down，hold your knees when you are depressed。Forgive others and yourself。郁闷的时候蹲下来抱抱自己，原谅别人也原谅自己。72、Love is not a matter of counting the days。 Its making the days count。爱情不是数着日子过去，它让每个日子都变得有意义。73、Smiling， not because happiness too long， is too long time forgot to sorrow。面带微笑，不是因为快乐太长，是太长的时间忘了悲伤。74、Life is really simple， but we insist on making it complicated。生活一直都很简单，但是我们也一直都忍不住要把它变得很复杂。75、I had not felt warm since I went through numerous winters，until I met you。走过无数冬天的我从未感受过温暖，直到遇到你。76、The same can not withstand the ravages of time， emotion， to the time it will cool。感情一样经不起时间的摧残 到时间就会凉。77、When the whole world is about to rain， lets make it clear in our heart together。当全世界约好一起下雨，让我们约好一起在心里放晴。78、I created you concede the fact that I do not have to love again perfunctory explanation。我的退让造就了你们相爱的事实我不必再敷衍再解释。79、When you relinquish the desire to control your future， you can have more happiness。当你放弃了对自己未来的控制，你就能拥有更多的幸福。80、Accept what was and what is， and youll have more positive energy to p