四人英语小品剧本

小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场 Little Red Riding Hood 家 Mum 妈妈拿着一个篮子 把桌子上的水果放在篮子里 Little Red Riding Hood 唱着歌 欢快地跑进来 Hi mummy what are you doing Mum 一边把水果放在篮子里 心事重重地说 Grandma is ill Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma Take them to Grandma Little Red Riding Hood 边提起篮子 边点头说 Ok Mum 亲切地看着 Little Red Riding Hood 说 Be good Be careful Little Red Riding Hood Yes mummy Goodbye mummy Mum Bye bye Darling 第二场 在路上 一阵轻快的音乐由远而近 Little Red Riding Hood 挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草 旁 Little Red Riding Hood Wow Flowers how beautiful 放下篮子采花 One flower two flowers three flowers Wolf wolf 大步地走上台 I am wolf I am hungry 做找东西状 东张西望 Here is a little red riding hood Hi Little Red Riding Hood Where are you going 做狡猾的样子和 Little Red Riding Hood 打招呼 Little Red Riding Hood 手摸辫子 天真地回答 To Grandma s Grandma is ill Wolf 自言自语 I ll eat Grandma But 对 Little Red Riding Hood 说 Hey look 6 little baby ducks Little Red Riding Hood 和 6 只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞 Wolf 悄悄地藏到大树后 Little Red Riding Hood 停止跳舞 Hello Baby ducks how are you Six Ducks We re fine Thank you Where are you going Little Red Riding Hood To Grandma s Oh I must go bye Six Ducks Goodbye 第三场 Grandma 家 Grandma 喘着气出场 颤颤悠悠地走到床前 吃力地坐到床边 喘了几 口 打几个哈欠 慢吞吞地躺倒在床上 Wolf 从树后出来 边走边说 I am very hungry now 做找寻的样子 Where is Grandma s house 高兴地对观众说 Aha it s here 敲门 Bang Bang Bang Grandma Who is it Wolf 装出 Little Red Riding Hood 的声音 一边得意地摇动尾巴 一边说 It s me Little Red Riding Hood Grandma 边说边起床 Come in come in Wolf 得意洋洋地走到床边 Grandma I ll eat you Grandma 惊慌失措地抓紧衣服 瞪着眼睛 边叫迫从床上滚到地上 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里 Wolf 得意地拍拍肚子 翘起大拇指 Yummy I ll sleep Little Red Riding Hood 高兴地敲门 Grandma Grandma Wolf 装扮成 Grandma 的声音 Who is it Little Red Riding Hood It s me Little Red Riding Hood What a strange noise Wolf Come in Come in Little Red Riding Hood 蹦跳着进来 把篮子放在桌子上 走到床前一看 跳 回几步 Oh What are big ears Wolf I can listen to your sweet voice Little Red Riding Hood Wow What a big eyes Wolf I can see you pretty face Little Red Riding Hood Oh What a big hand Wolf I can hug you Little Red Riding Hood 跪在床前 拉起 Wolf 的手 边摸边说 Look What a big hands Wolf 从床上跳起来说 I can eat you Little Red Riding Hood 拼命地跑 Oh No No Wolf 追到 Little Red Riding Hood 做吃状 拍拍肚子说 It s delicious I still sleep I like sleeping Hunter 一边拿着枪 一边做寻找状出场 Where s the wolf Look A door 推门 The wolf is sleeping Wolf 发出呼呼的响声 Hunter 端起枪想打 又放下 What a big stomach 摸摸 Wolf 的肚子 Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside I must be hurry 从桌子上拿 起剪刀 举起 Look Scissors 做剪 Wolf 的肚子 Cut cut cut Little Red Riding Hood Grandma Thank you Hunter Grandma give me some needles and thread Little Riding Hood Give me some stones Grandma 从桌子上拿来针线 Little Red Riding Hood 搬来几个石头 One two three Hunter 把小石头装进 Wolf 的衣服里 Grandma I ll thread it Hunter 拿起枪 Woke up Wolf 起床 两手托着大肚子 My stomach is so heavy Hunter You big bad wolf raise your arms Wolf 边跑边说 Help Don t shot me Hunter 开枪 Bang bang Wolf 应声倒下 Hunter The bad wolf is dead Little Red Riding Hood 和 Grandma Yeah Thank you 大话西游 Big words of western tour 大话西游 Chapter 1 Site The wedding Characters 牛魔王 至尊宝 紫霞 小妖 Aside The story begins with a wedding The Bull King is going to have a concubine 牛 Today is my wedding I am going to have a concubine Ha ha ha 妖 Concubine Dose your wife agree to it 牛 Oh She is not lovely anymore She s right now at the Flame Mountain She can do nothing about it 至尊宝从后台走入人群中 牛 Let me introduce my brother to you My bro Come here This is my brother 牛深情地转向紫霞 牛 Zixia listen to me I think I ve fallen in love with you once I know you I want to show my sincerity So I request you to marry me in front of my bros This Pandora s Box is my gift to you I hope you would say yes 妖 I object 牛 What 妖 Zixia has a means to test her lover If you can pass it I will shout up 至 What s this Really 妖 This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard 剑从至的怀中落下 妖 Magic Sword 牛 Let me do this 紫跑出 拾剑 紫 It s not true It s just a joke It is still meaningless even if you can put it out 紫跑下 妖 King Iron Fan Princess has come 牛 Aaa 牛惊慌地跑下 Aside The monkey king leaves the front hall running to back garden Chapter 2 Site Bull King s back garden Characters 至尊宝 紫霞 至跑过来 突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上 于是走过来 至 Why are you hiding here 紫抽剑 指向至 两人定格 至走出来 独白 至 At this time the blade is really close to me 0 01 cm I think But after a short period of time 0 01 second I think the owner of the sword will fall for me whole heartedly Because I ve decided to tell lies I ve told many lies in my life but I think it is the most wonderful lie 紫 I ll kill you if you come closer 至 You should kill me Kill me I d found my best love but I didn t treasure her I left regretful after that It s the ultimate pain in the world Just cut my throat please don t hesitate If God can give me a chance I will tell her there words I love you If God wants to give a time limit I ll say this love will last 10 thousand years 紫长叹 抛剑 拾剑 抱剑 紫 What can you tell your wife 至 I have to tell her the truth So I must get the Pandora s Box back Then go back with you and explain everything But I hate myself that I can t get the box back I 紫 I help you 至 No it s dangerous 紫 You don t want to 至 I do But 紫 I trust you I ll get the Pandora s Box back tonight Wait for me here at midnight 猪喊 至 Let me do something to my boss first See you tonight 依依不舍 Aside The night Chapter 3 Site Dungeon Characters 至尊宝 猪八戒 沙僧 唐僧 猪和沙 Master master 两人同时悄声说 猪 We come to save you 沙 We come to bring you out 唐 I won t go 猪和沙 Stay here Why 唐 There re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures This is because we re not united enough So we let the devils do bad to us That s fine This prison has no difference with the outside world to me the outside world is just a bigger prison You go out first I have something to tell him 猪和沙下 唐 You come in and have a sit 至 To be honest I m not your disciple I don t want to be your disciple Master I know you re a good guy Please let me go 唐 Do you know dong dong dong 至 What is dong dong dong 唐 dong dong dong is 唐唱 Only you 至 Stop Stop I can t take this anymore please stop 唐 Ohoh 至 Damn you you I ve said I can t take this anymore Don t disturb or I ll kill you 唐 Monkey King you can kill me Life and death are very minor When you know why you should make sacrifices you will come back and sing this song with me Namonitabhaya 至跑走 Aside The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King and he reaches the Spiders Cave with the Grapes Unfortunately the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately the guy who s cut open won t die at once He can still see So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look After the Monkey King s death he appears in the Hole of Waterfall Chapter 4 Site The Hole of Waterfall Characters 至尊宝 观音 至 Goddess I m about to understand your words I used my eyes to see in the past What I was dying I started using my heart to see this world Then I could see all things clearly That girl has left a drop of tear in my heart I felt her sorrow 观 Have you given up all things in human world 至 Yes Life and death is just minor But I don t understand why can human s hatred last 10 years 50 years and even 500 years What hatred is it 观 So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures which clean out hearts 至 OK I want to stay here there are many things waiting for me to do 观 I want to warn you again After wearing the gold ring you re no longer a normal human You can t have human desires anymore If you do so the gold ring will get smaller and smaller It s very uncomfortable 至 OK 观 Before wearing the ring what do you want to say 至 I had had found my best love but I didn t treasure her When I lost her I regret It s the most pain in the world If God can give me another chance I will say there words to her I love you If there is a time limit I hope it is 10 thousand years From 赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷 本文来源于无忧小品剧本网 原文地址 员 P Pirate Grandson M Mother F Father K King Grandpa 旁白 There are 4 members in a family Pirate a 7 year old naughty boy His mummy is a beautiful white collar worker His dad Andy Lau is a famous singer and his dear grandpa King is a kindly old man Pirate loves his grandpa most because King is very spoiling him He hates his parents Frankly speaking he is afraid of them Because they are very strict with him 正剧 P K 出场 P Old King Open the TV I want to see Tom and Jerry I love that mouse Quick No time I can t wait another second K Oh dear I nearly forget it Don t worry I open it right now 作开电视状 P Ha Ha It s really funny Tom is so good 作高兴状 Oh no The End Where is Tom I hate the end 摔电视机 作极度气愤状 Old King 对 K 吼 K Oh what a pity dog 作左顾右盼状 Your parents are not here and we can change another one our brave Pirate just tell me I m sure your demand will be satisfied 作充满自信状 P Really OK Now let s watch Caribbean Pirates K Humm No it s unfit for you 作犹豫状 P I just like this film Old King you tell lies You don t keep your promise 作气愤欲泣状 K Oh yes I play it for you 作为难状 But please be quite I m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these P Don t tell so much I have been an adult man of 7 years old I promise it to you 作自豪自信 状 K OK 作舒心 安慰状 P Fight him kill him Throw these bad guys into the sea 高声喊 K Xu 作禁声状 Remember your promise young adult man P Oh What promise I have forgotten it 作天经地义状 K Oh You are right 作理解状 因为 Pirate 一贯如此 出尔反尔 P Old King I give you an honorable mission 作自豪状 Be my horse and I will ride on your back let s help these people in dangerous situation just like a brave knight 作勇敢状 K What Ride on my back Be your horse 作惊异状 P Yes your hearing is very good any question 作若无其事状 K No No sound a good idea Very good You are a brave Pirate Now come on my back 作无 奈状 P 作高兴状 作跃上马背状 Hei Let s go Kill all those bad men Quick Run quick 意气风发状 M F 携手进场 P Oh my god Mummy Daddy A D 作慌忙状 挡在电视机前 M Dad what are you doing Naughty Pirate isn t your trick 作气愤状 P 作阳痿状 Mummy it s not my fault Old king let me massage his back Hei Hei 作心虚 状 以掩饰内心的恐惧 M I don t believe it 作严肃状 Dad isn t really that 询问 K K Yes of course I can t 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