原创《赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷》英语话剧.doc

其他范文/相声小品剧本 原创赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷英语话剧 演员: p: pirate-grandson. m: mother. f: father. k: king -grandpa.旁白: there are 4 members in a family, pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. his mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. his dad, andy lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, king is a kindly old man. pirate loves his grandpa most, because king is very spoiling him. he hates his parents. frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, because they are very strict with him. .正剧：(p,k出场)p: old king, open the tv, i want to see tom and jerry. i love that mouse. quick! no time! i cant wait another second.k: oh dear! i nearly forget it. dont worry, i open it right now. (作开电视状)p: ha ha! its really funny! tom is so good! (作高兴状) oh no! “the end!” where is tom? i hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) old king!? (对k吼)k：oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave pirate, just tell me. im sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)p：really! ok! now, lets watch caribbean pirates!k: humm, no, its unfit for you (作犹豫状)p: i just like this film, old king, you tell lies. you dont keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）k; oh yes, i play it for you. (作为难状) but please be quite, im afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.p: dont tell so much! i have been an adult man of 7 years old. i promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)k：ok. (作舒心，安慰状)p: fight him, kill him. throw these bad guys into the sea (高声喊)k: xu . (作禁声状). remember your promise, young adult man. p: oh? what promise? i have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)k: oh?! you are right（作理解状，因为pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）p: old king. i give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) be my horse, and i will ride on your back , lets help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)k: what! ride on my back! be your horse!(作惊异状)p: yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)k: no, no, sound a good idea! very good! you are a brave pirate. now come on my back. (作无奈状) p: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) hei! lets go! kill all those bad men. quick! run quick! . (意气风发状)（m,f携手进场）:p: oh, my god! mummy, daddy! (a,d作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)m: dad, what are you doing!? naughty pirate, isnt your trick!? (作气愤状)p:（作阳痿状） mummy, its not my fault. old king let me massage his back. hei hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)m: i dont believe it. (作严肃状) dad, isnt really that? (询问k)k: yes, of course, i cant image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. oh. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)m: really. i dont believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) dear, isnt you ?f: no, i havent, but i decide to enjoy his massage another day, do you think so, dear?m: yes, really a good suggestion.（p，d作惊恐状。a：发抖，d：挥汗)（p挡着电视怕被m、f发现，k也为p作掩饰）p: mummy, do you feel a little cold?k: yes, i can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)m: no, its summer. really hot, do you catch cold?p: no, no, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被b看到了电视)m: pirate, whats behind you? (疑问状)p: oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)m: move away .little pirate! (作气愤状)p: oh no! the storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)m: caribbean pirate! whats a bad film! little pirate!? (气愤状)p: mummy, i surrender. (作投降状)m: daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !k: i know that, but i meat to let him watch tom and jerry and he like it very much. yes? pirate? (想转移话题与pirate站在同一战线)p: yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)m: dad, dont let him watch so much tv, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. he may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)k: i know the disadvantage. but tv also teaches him a lot of things which he cant learn from books, such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分)m: just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)p: mummy, i apologize that i have cheated you. (诚恳状) i wont do that next time. can you forgive me this time, mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)m: pick up trick. it doesnt work this time. (义正言辞状)p: mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)(m不理p)m: dad. i know you love little pirate very much, but i think you should choose the right way. spoiling is not true love. its the poison in honey. (作严肃状)f: yes, dad, pirate has a lot of things to do. we should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. we can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. we can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. i think its the right way to love our little pirate. do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状)m: its just what i want to say. (赞同状 ) f: ok, i should change my way of loving him. i should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)p: oh, so much time has passed. i eager to go to wash room, i cant bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状)k: ok, i go to bring the paper, dont worry! ill accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为pirate的大小便通常都由king主管)m、f：no, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒k)k: oh, yes, little pirate, its your job now, nobod