趣味英语智力题.doc

1.You cannot see it but it is always before you.What is it? future未来 2.How do movie stars keep cool? 电影明星怎末保持凉快 Because they have fans. 因为他们有扇子（粉丝，影迷） 3.Why do we say a clock is shy? 为什么我们说一个钟表是害羞的？ It has its hands over its face. 因为它用手遮着脸蛋。 4.Why is an empty wallet always the same? Theres no change in it 因为里面没有零钱（因为里面没有变化）1. 为什么狮子吃生肉: Because lions can not cook food.因为狮子不会弄熟食. 2. 为什么鸡要穿马路: Because that chick was running from fox. 因为鸡在逃离狐狸的追捕. 3. 为什么狐狸要穿马路: Because that fox was trying to catch up with that chick. 因为狐狸想要抓住鸡what room has no walls, no doors, no windows and no one to live in?答案：A mushroomWhere does afternoon always come before morning? 答案：In a dictionary.QUESTION:Why are the rivers very rich?ANSWER:Beacuse every river has two bank.bank有两种意思,银行和河岸.每条河都有两个岸,不按正常思维,就是每条河都有两个银行,当然RICH有钱了!这道题是利用了英语单词的多意.1.Why are girls afraid of the letter C ? 1.Because it makes fat fact! 2.Why is the letter E so important? 2.Because its the begining of everything! 3.Why are the letter G and letter S in gloves close to each other? 3.Because there is love between them! 4.What letter is an animal ? 4. Its the letter B! 5.What letter is a question? 5. Its the letter Y! 6.Why is U the jolliest letter? 6. Because its in the midst of fun! 7.How do you feel today? 7. With my hands ,of course! 8.How can you make a rope shorter without cutting or winding it? 8. Take a longer rope and compare with it! 9.Why do people wish for something they havent got? 9. What else is there to wish for? You cease to wish for it once you get it! 10.What can you tell from Peters record card with extremely poor grades? 10. He didnt cheat! 11.What does everybody do at the same time? 11. Grow old! 12.What resembles half a pie? 12. The other half! 13.Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired? 13. Santa Claus 圣诞老人 14.When do people have two mouth? 14. When theres two of them 有两个人时! 15.Why do lions eat raw meat? 15. They dont know how to cook 他们不知道如何烹饪! 16.How many sides does a circle have? 16. Two. The inside and the outside! 17.What animal can jump as high as a tree? 17. All animals,for trees cant jump! 18.How can you be completely sleepless for seven days and still lack no rest? 18. Sleep at night! 19.Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? 19. At the bottom! 20.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 20. Wet! 21.If twos company and threes crowd,whats four and five? 21. Nine! 22.The farmers in this village used modern methods but harvested no apples this year ,why? 22. They planted peech trees! 23.The injured dog had some difficulty going home.Every step he took, he slipped back two.However,he still managed to get home. How did he do it?If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become? 23. He walked in the other direction! 24.What falls often but never gts hurt? 24. Snowflakes! 25.How did the pick-pocket spot the plain-clothes cop in his womans disguise? 25.He passed by a cosmetics store without looking in the window! 26.Which month has 28 days? 26. Every month has at least 28 days! 27.What is it that everyone wants to have and get rid of too? 27. Ones appetite! 28.where did the egg floating down the Mississippi River come from? 28.From a hen! 29.Lucky Mouse fell off a 1000-step stair and was not hurt.why? 29. He fell off the last step! 30.Why do giraffes have long neck? 30. Because their heads are far from their bodies! 31.How can you make 6 out of three 7s? 31.easy . 7- 7/7=6! 32.How can you make 6 out of three 5s? 32. easy. 5+5/5=6! 33.how can you make 1000 out of eight 8s? 33. easy. 8+8+8+8+88+888=1000! 34.Can you name the captital of every state in the U.S. in ten seconds? 34.Washinton,D.C.! 35.A police officer had a brother ,but the brother had no brother.How could that be? 35. The police officer was a lady! 36.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the other side when it enters a room? 36.Because it cant see both sides at once. 37.How do you know policemen are strong ? 37.Because they can hold up traffic with just one hand! 38.With which hand do you write? 38. Neither.I use a pen! 39.What must you do before you return a book to the library? 39.Borrow the book from library.40.Jack is twice as old as Bill, who is eight years younger than Ben, who is four years younger than Ted, who is half as old again as Jack.How old is Bill?40.Bill is four. 英语中有个怪单词,词典里表明是副词,摇身能变其他词,去首变成一名词,减尾就是一冠词，首尾都去是代词，若把第二字母去，它又变成一数词。猜猜他究竟是哪个词？ then 1.Whats in the mid