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小红帽Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummyGoodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To GrandmasGrandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I ll eat Grandma. But（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We re fineThank you Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To GrandmasOh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , its here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）Its me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , Ill eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！Ill sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)GrandmaGrandma Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：Its me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）Its delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Wheres the wolf? Look! A door(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： Ill thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Dont shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you 大话西游Big words of western tour （大话西游） Chapter 1Site：The weddingCharacters:牛魔王 、至尊宝、紫霞、小妖Aside: The story begins with a wedding. The Bull King is going to have a concubine.牛：Today is my wedding. I am going to have a concubine. Ha ha ha .妖：Concubine? Dose your wife agree to it?牛：Oh! She is not lovely anymore. Shes right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!(至尊宝从后台走入人群中)牛：Let me introduce my brother to you! My bro! Come here! This is my brother.(牛深情地转向紫霞)牛：Zixia, listen to me. I think I ve fallen in love with you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my bros. This Pandoras Box is my gift to you. I hope you would say yes.妖：I object!牛：What?妖：Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shout up!至：Whats this? Really?妖：This test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.(剑从至的怀中落下)妖：Magic Sword?牛：Let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)紫：Its not true! Its just a joke. It is still meaningless even if you can put it out!(紫跑下)妖：King, Iron Fan Princess has come.牛：Aaa(牛惊慌地跑下)Aside: The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back gardenChapter 2Site: Bull Kings back gardenCharacters: 至尊宝、紫霞（至跑过来，突然看到紫独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）至：Why are you hiding here?(紫抽剑，指向至。两人定格，至走出来，独白)至：At this time, the blade is really close to me, 0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because Ive decided to tell lies, Ive told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!紫：Ill kill you if you come closer!至：You should kill me! Kill me! Id found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. I left regretful after that. Its the ultimate pain in the world. Just cut my throat, please dont hesitate! If God can give me a chance, I will tell her there words. “I love you”. If God wants to give a time limit, Ill say this love will last 10 thousand years!（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）紫：What can you tell your wife?至：I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Pandoras Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything. But I hate myself that I cant get the box back. I 紫：I help you!至：No, its dangerous!紫：You dont want to?至：I do! But 紫：I trust you! Ill get the Pandoras Box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.(猪喊)至：Let me do something to my boss first. See you tonight.（依依不舍）Aside: The night Chapter 3Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I wont go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why?唐：Therere full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because were not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. Thats fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, Im not your disciple. I dont want to be your disciple. Master I know youre a good guy. Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ”?至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ” is (唐唱Only you)至：Stop. Stop. I cant take this anymore, please stop 唐：Ohoh 至：Damn you, you Ive said I cant take this anymore. Dont disturb or Ill kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya (至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider. The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy whos cut open wont die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look. After the Monkey Kings death, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall Chapter 4Site: The Hole of WaterfallCharacters: 至尊宝、观音至：Goddess. Im about to understand your words. I used my eyes to see in the past. What I was dying. I started using my heart to see this world. Then I could see all things clearly. That girl has left a drop of tear in my heart. I felt her sorrow.观：Have you given up all things in human world?至：Yes! Life and death is just minor! But I dont understand why can humans hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years. What hatred is it?观：So that Tang Monk went to the west and got scriptures, which clean out hearts.至：OK, I want to stay here, there are many things waiting for me to do.观：I want to warn you again. After wearing the gold ring, youre no longer a normal human. You cant have human desires anymore. If you do so, the gold ring will get smaller and smaller. Its very uncomfortable.至：OK.观：Before wearing the ring, what do you want to say?至：I had had found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. Its the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”! If there is a time limit, I hope, it is 10 thousand years! From: /yingyujuben/2007-03-30/4951.html赖皮孙子糊涂爷爷本文来源于无忧小品剧本网 / , 原文地址：/drama/348.html 员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother. F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .正剧：(P,K出场)P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I cant wait another second.K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Dont worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)P: Ha Ha! Its really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状) Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. Im sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)P：Really! OK! Now, lets watch Caribbean Pirates!K: Humm, No, its unfit for you (作犹豫状)P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You dont keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, Im afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.P: Dont tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea (高声喊)K: Xu . (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man. P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , lets help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!(作惊异状)P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Lets go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! . (意气风发状)（M,F携手进场）:P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isnt your trick!? (作气愤状)P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, its not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)M: I dont believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isnt really that? (询问K)K: Yes, of course, I cant image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)M: Really. I dont believe the