荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本.ppt

演员表荆轲1 赵 磊 荆轲2叶子繁荆轲3杨春敏 秦王王朝海（客串）李莫愁张 扬 太子丹尹昊妻子（荆轲）袁德波阿三杨博PPT演示朱兴伟,开幕,荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本,Long ago there was a crazy country,in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.,Action I,FOR THE Mirror,太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：Its you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众） Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister? 阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century?,太子:Good idea! But who is the right candidate? 阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.,Action II,天王山之战,荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. Im Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.李莫愁Are you challenging me? 荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on! （两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。）莫愁倒地，荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why arent you hurt?荆轲: We dont need any reason to win a person. Dont we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right.,荆轲再次大笑,太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”? 荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife? 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, Im kidding! 太子丹：Oh, Im kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, thats a question. 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 荆柯：I am busy now! 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 荆柯：I am very busy now! 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?,荆柯：I am very very busy now! 阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 阿三：What? Whats the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didnt know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer. 阿三：Excuse me? Whats the TCM?,TCM?,Traditional Chinese Mm,太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China. 荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldnt reduce my weight. 荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.,Action ,易水送别之泰坦尼克号版,荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. 荆珂（面向妻子）：Darling, I love you. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（肖申克的救赎）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自飘),妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack对Rose的倾诉）. 妻子:I promise.“ 荆轲:Never let go. “ 妻子:I promise. I will never let go, Jack. Ill never let go. 妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪， 荆珂上船，渐渐远 妻子：Its a good day to die. Never come back. Never Never (掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. 阿三：Okay okay!,Action IV,刺秦,一大臣跑在前，一大臣紧随其后，跑了一圈，便上气不接下气。大臣甲（掏出手机一看）：Hey, bad luck. I am late. The bonus of this month has been lost.大臣乙：I am tired. I had been chatting on QQ until 1 o clock last night.大臣乙（看了一下大臣甲）：Good. Good. Your skin is fine.大臣甲：I use “ Da Bao” everyday.大臣乙：I have heart the emperor of Yan again give our king some good things. Be quick, to have a look.,大臣甲：Come on秦王上座，两个大臣各坐一边。大臣甲：“Can we begin？”秦王“begin”大臣乙：“Let the people of Yan， Jingke come in”荆柯上。跪下，吓得直发抖。秦王：“Jingke. Whats wrong with you？”荆柯：“Nothing. Nothing. May be there are lots of fleas on my body “.秦王（不烦）：Whats the good things， quickly！”荆柯献图，图穷匕首见，荆柯举刀刺秦，（秦王摔倒，转身逃跑，其他人抱头趴在地上。两个人围着大臣兜圈，过了一会儿,大臣甲喊道：“Mr King, drink the milk quickly!”扔了一奶壶，秦王接住，咂了一下，顿时，力大无比，立刻将荆柯打倒在地。秦王:Super rubbish, how dare you kill me?荆柯:Im sorry Im wrong But the prince of Yan told me to。 Please forgive me!秦王：You will never live again. What would you like to say?荆柯：My lovely lady， Once there was a truest love put before my eyes ,but I didnt cherish it. Only after losing it .I found myself regretting. No pains in the world come