三顾茅庐英文剧本

Three Visits to the HutAs the financial crisis spreads across the world, the three persons LiuBei , GuanYu , and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocaos corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.SCENE 1: At LiuBeis homeActors:LiuBei GuanYu and ZhangFeiGuanyu:Brother!We three have been hungry for days and what should we do? Its so terrible!Liubei: Yu, its impossible that I dont feel painful, ist it? But its very hard to get work now. You know? We have no diplomas (学位证书),of course theres no jobs, What are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh,Brother! ZhuGeliangs wife borrowed us 500 dollars last month , its time for us to be debt collecters now.Guanyu: Yeah, Borther! We are as poor as church mouse now.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Lets go! GoGo!Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催逼讨债)!Aside: And then the three brothers set out to find ZhuGeliang.Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang had been forced to attend CET-6 by his wife.SCENE 2:ZhuGeLiangs houseActor: ZhuGeLiang , Wife and keeperZhuGeliang: Good morning everyone! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. My major is Military(军人) and I love it so much! I feel so morose(郁闷的) recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6(College English Test) and obliged me to do so many texts.Whats CET-6? Do you know? It is ridiculous rdkjls, I never heard about that.Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang: My wife is coming, she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife: My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang: These books make me want to doze. Im dizzy.Wife: Darling! Now, the competition is so serious. If you cant pass CET-6 to get your masters degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of my lifetime. But never visited a bigger place like tianjin ZhuGeliang: Dont worry, these books are too easy for your husband and dont need to learn.Wife: Are you sure? Let me have a test .ZhuGeliang: A piece of cake!Wife: Listen, can you spell APPLE? DESK?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I cantWife: You cant? Oh how unfortunate I am! Im wrong, Im really wrong, Im wrong at the beginning. I shouldt marry here. Ill never in this heartreading place now. ZhuGuliang: Dont cry! Dont cry! Stop! Im going to study hard .Wife: Thats the spirit! Do you know? We are too poor to support the fees of CET-6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they ask for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper which called Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: Whats the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to meet any people, so you must tell the people who calls on him that the boss has gone to study in England.Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliangs house.Scene3 outside ZhuGeliangs houseActors:Luibei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!Keeper: Are these men asking for the debts?Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En?Keeper: Oh! No! I mean I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not come back this mouthLiubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Lets go home, let him alone.Liubei: Wait! Noboby knows that when he will come back, thus lets go home for lunch.Aside:The three men went away with disappointment. Scene 4 Outside ZhuGeliangs houseAside:Three months passed, ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in , whiles his wife is outside.The cold winter is coming! It is extremely cold outside. Zhangfei: Please tell me when you see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here again and again.Liubei: Calm down! Calm down! Now, the borrower is god!Keeper: My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei: Zhu! Come out! Brothers! Take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out! Or I will burn you house down.Guanyu: Silence! We are here for debt not for his life.Keeper: Dont interrupt! Boss is reading!Liubei: Keep quiet! Show we the way please!Liubei: Mr Zhu, we have hunted you for a long time.ZhuGeliang: Oh! M.r Liu take a seat please. What can I do for you?Liubei: My dailing brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: Im sorry, I have no money, but I can assist you to win the country to pay off my debt.Liubei: However, your wife wont set you free?ZhuGeliang: Thats too easy! The only thing I need to do is to pass the CET-6.ZhangFei: Verbal statements are no guarantee. How can you realize it?Liubei: I believe that M.r. zhu is a gentleman.ZhuGeLiang: Im such a brilliant genius that knows astronomy and geography. Besides, I am born with natural beauty and bright beyond peoples imagination.Zhangfei: If so, how can you fail the CET-6?Guanyu: Be polite to the gentleman.ZhuGeliang: Because I dont want to pass it deliberately. dlbrtlLiubei: Why?ZhuGeliang: I have been waiting for a brilliant monarch who can offer me a unique opportunity to heal the world.Guanyu: Traffic words!Liubei: Why dont you do that by yourself?ZhuGeliang: First, I fell it beneath my dignity to serve those who have no vision. Second, I have financial problems. Liu: However, how will you help me?ZhuGeLiang:I will pass the CET-6 straight away with my sliver tongue. Social events are absolutely OK.Liubei: Is that all? ZhuGeliang: of course not! I believe you were filled with ambition, we can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack CaoCao.At last I believe that we can regain the whole country.ZhangFei: How can we trust him? We cant even afford our own meals.Guanyu: Be quite! Money is not problem. We can loan from the bankHow about you?Liubei: Now, theres nothing but the bare wall in his house, I