天下无贼 劫持部分 翻译

1、天下无贼劫持部分翻译劫匪一（范伟饰，以下称范）：打打打 rrrobbery劫匪二（娘娘腔）：劫 robbery范：对，打劫 correct ,robbery黎叔（葛优饰）：我最烦你们这些打劫的，一点技术含量都没有 i hate such robbers like you, there is no skill at all ( i dont like you guys, doing robbery isnt a skillful job.)娘娘腔（扁黎叔）：打劫，知道吗？ robbery, dont you know?范：各种卡，快快快主动啊。（夺一女乘客钱包）让你不给我all kinds of

2、 cards, be quick, be quick, (grabbed a female passengers wallet) , ah.since you dont give me, i can do that by myself.娘娘腔：你这什么东西？ what?范（对娘娘腔）：大哥，稍等一会，我要劫个色。（走向ppmm刘若英）ic、ip、iq卡，通通告诉我密码。hey,buddy, wait ,wait for a moment , oh, what a beauty, (oh, she is such a hot chick) (approach liuruoying).) ic i

3、p iqcard, tell me all the passwords of them.刘德华：报告打劫的，没有iq卡。(robbers, there is no iq card, over!) 刘若英：报告打动的，我也没有iq卡excuse me .robber, i dont have that card either.范：怎么没有？why ? why not?刘：我有iq，你没有 i have iq, but you dont.刘若英：我也有，的确，你没有i also have that of course.范：把你的给我，我我不就有了吗？ give me yours, then i c

4、an have it.刘（学范）：给你你你你也用用不了。you still cant use it if we give it to you 刘若英：对，咱是有也心有余力不足啊！exactly.范：把密码给我，我就就就就能用 give me the password then, so that i can use it.刘：没有密码。iq是智商 theres no password thing, iq means intelligence. 范：智商是什么东西，拿拿拿来 whats intelligence, just give it to me. 刘若英：你用头撞撞椅子你就知道什么是智商了h

5、it the chair with your head then youd known what intelligence is.范：用头撞斧子，好痛啊！oh, it hurts!刘：笨蛋，其实智商就是脑子 intelligence is how to use your brain, you stupid! 娘娘腔：哎呀！真笨，他说你没脑子 oops! so dum, he said you didnt have a brain!范（冲娘娘腔）：你tm才没脑子呢 you are the one who doesnt have that fucking brain.娘娘腔：哎？不是我说你没脑子，

6、是他说你没脑子 hey? i didnt say you dont have a brain, he said that. 范（冲刘）：你tm咒我没脑子，你 you ass hole! how dare you!刘：我没有说你没脑子，我说你缺心眼 i didnt say you are stupid, you are just not paying attention.范（高举斧子）：我让你缺脑袋，你信不信？（见刘手中有纸包）手手里什么东西？ （声色俱厉）手手里什么东西？ wouldnt you believe that i will cut your head off? whats in y

7、our hand? 刘：钱钱钱 money众人大笑 匪甲：自觉点，交出来 hand it in. 匪乙：怎怎么没有！ why not? 王薄：我有iq，你没有 i have iq but you dont.匪乙：把你得给我，我我我不就有了吗！ give me yours so that i can have it.王薄：给你你你你也用不了 you can use is even if i give you mine.匪乙：把密码给我，我就就就能用！ give me the pass word and i can use it.王薄：iq是智商 iq is intelligence.匪乙：智商是

8、什么东西？拿拿来！ what is that? hand it in!王薄：智商是脑子 it means your brain.匪甲：哎呀，真笨，他说你没脑子！ oops! stupid, he said you dont have a brain.匪乙：你你他妈才没脑子呢 you are the one who doesnt have that fucking brain!匪甲：哎，不是我说你没脑子，是他说你没脑子，真笨 hey, i didnt say that, he did.匪乙：你他妈咒我没脑子你 you ass hole!王薄：我没有说你没脑子，我说你缺心眼 i didnt say

9、 that you are stupid, you are just not paying attention.匪乙：我让你缺脑袋你信不信 i will cut your head off, dont you believe that?匪乙：手手里什么东西，手手里什么东西！ whats in you hand?王薄：钱钱钱 money.匪乙：钱钱钱你还不拿来 why dont you give it to me?王薄：这是我孝敬我爹的 it is for my dad.匪乙：我现在就是你爹 i am your dad now.匪甲：拿出来，把这叫出来，给我 take it out. give

10、me.匪乙：大大哥，他耍我 bro, he is messing me up.王薄：不是说过吗 didnt i say that.匪乙：你以为我啥呢是吧，这是给死人用的纸钱！ i thought it is but actually it is money for the deads.匪甲：嘘严肃点，严肃点，不许笑，我们这儿打劫呢 hey, dont laugh, we are doing the robbery.匪乙：哎，就你觉得这这个事有意思吗？那你认识这个是什么吗？ dont you think it is intersting? do you know what it is?女警：斧子 axe.匪乙：腰，腰腰腰，腰藏什么 what are you hind