英语话剧搞笑版灰姑娘

1、英语话剧搞笑版灰姑娘1白：Longago,therelivedagirl.Hermotherhaddiedandherllfatherhadmarriedagain,Hisnewwifehadtwodaugters.Theyaresobadastheirmother.Thepoorgirlhadtoworkdayandnight.Shemustsleepinthekitchen.Sheworedirtyclothes.AllofthemcalledhercindersforCinderella.However,weshowyouadifferentplaytoday.（灰姑娘昂首挺胸帅气十足地

2、上场）旁白：Sheissostrong,andsmart.Especiallysheisgoodatsport.Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.（灰姑娘冲刺，旁边老师读秒:11'9）Now,sheisplayingbasketball.（灰姑娘以一敌众，轻松灌篮）Now,sheispracticingChinesekungfu（灰姑娘打拳，对手倒）Thisisher-Cinderella灰姑娘（怒，看旁白）:Doyoufinish?旁白：Ok（结巴）continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan'tescapet

3、hepoorlife,Why?Thatis继母（假装洗衣服）:Howcoldthewater!I'mtoooldtodoanything,Mylegissopainful.（灰姑娘默，从继母手中拿过洗衣盆）Ah!They'resodirtythatIcan'tstandthem!（一姐将盆碗碰得乱响.灰姑娘默，从姐手中拿过盆碗）Oh,no!Myfinger!Cinderella!（二姐手持针线缝衣，刺手，尖叫一灰姑娘默,从二姐手中拿过衣服）THEFIRSTACT（第一幕）（灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀）二姐（奔入，扬动手中传单）：Mom,Mom,Look!Thereareso

4、meleaflets.Igotthemonthestreet.TheKingishavingaparty.ThePrincewilllookforawife.姐（托腮）：Imustbechosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.二姐（凭空跳舞）:No,Notyou.Ihavethecharmingshape,IamtheQueen.（两姐争吵起来，继母从女儿手中拿过传单，亲吻）继母:Oh,girls,stop.Youtwoarethemostbeautifulgirlsinourcountry.Hewillprobablychooseoneofyou.Co

5、meon,makeupyourself.Wehaven'tenoughtime!（瞪灰姑娘）Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Comehere,helpyoursisters!灰姑娘：OK,Iwill.But,mom,canIgotothepartytonight?Iwantto（三人敛神）一姐:Oh,myGod!IforgotTim'shomework.Hegaveusalotofhomework.Icantfinish,whatshouldIdo二姐（拿书，指,附和）：Oh,Yes,Yes.Look,exerciseA,exerciseB,exercis

6、eC,exerciseD,exerciseE,Oh,planningtree,essay,studyplan（偷瞄灰姑娘，哭）Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappyness!andthecountry'sfuture!灰姑娘（慌乱，安慰）:Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight!（母女三人一通忙乱后）:Goodbye,ourlivelygirl!THESECONDACT（第二幕）（魔女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场）旁白:Oh,HarryPotter!（魔女撞到灰

7、姑娘）灰姑娘（怒）:Whoareyou?魔女（得意）：Iamthebestwitch,andthemostbeautifulwitch.Icangiveyouallthethingyouwish.灰姑娘:Really?DoyouknowKing'sparty?Iwanttogo,but（低头看自己的破衣服）魔女（大笑）：Don'tworry.Itiseasyforme!Look,clothes,shose,car灰姑娘（面露欣喜，扑向鞋子）:Oh,howbeautifulglassshoses!魔女：Wea门t,andgo!THETHIRDACT（第三幕）（富丽堂皇的大厅里，音

8、乐飘扬，人声鼎沸.女士们翘首以待）（交响曲）侍卫（击杖）:WelcomethePrince.（鼓掌，欢呼）国王（严肃）:Pleasebequiet!Aseverybodyknows,todayIwillchooesabeautiful,slim,homorous,andlonghairgirlformyson-（转身，指向王子）,handsome,strong,tall,andbrave!（王子做害羞状）众女士：Howlively!Howhandsome!（做陶醉状，冲向前，将王子团团围住）（此时，飞出一女，持扇杀出一条血路”）（王子与灰姑娘共舞，突然手机铃声响起）王子：Whoesphone?

9、灰姑娘:Oh,it'smyphone陶手机边跳舞，边接电话，甩葱歌）ThisisCinderella,speaking!魔女:It12'clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou'llchangeback!（开始敲钟）灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!（慌忙中跑，掉了一只鞋）王子（检起鞋，追）:Wait!Youforgetgivemeyouname,andyouphonenumber!（举起手机，深情大喊）王子（注视姑娘远去，悲情）:I'velosther!（手捂胸口,跪下）THEFORTHACT（第四幕）旁白:Sincet

10、heparty,PrincefallinlovewithCinderella,thePrincedecidedtolookforthemysteriousgirl.Heissuedaproclamation,“Whevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!”（王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋）士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!（女士甲试鞋）Oh,yourfootistoobig!旁白：Atlast,thePrincecometoCinderella'shome.（两姐站在门口，花痴状）:Oh,thePrinceiscoming,heissoh

11、andsome!Heissocool!士兵（拿着鞋）:Pleasetrythegalssshoe.（两姐妹正抢）:Oh,itismyshoe!Oh,itismyshoe!（士兵夺过鞋，递给大姐）:Youfirst!（大姐拿过鞋，却怎么也穿不进去）士兵:Stopdoingthat.Youfootistoolong,youwillbreaktheshoe!二姐（得意）：Isaid,itismyshoe.（抢过鞋，试穿，费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上，走开来）（走几步，绊倒厂姐：*,toosmall!（甩掉鞋，蹲下揉脚，鞋飞到灰姑娘身上）继母（怒吼）：Whyareyouhere?Backtokitchen!Washthedishes!士兵:Wait!Everygirlmusttry!tbe而er!娘默，轻松的穿上了继母:Sheisdrity