【英语小笑话适合初一的】 哪有英语口语小笑话

1、本文格式为word版，下载可任意编辑【英语小笑话适合初一的】 哪有英语口语小笑话 笑话是一种用来逗笑取乐的文体。笑话,不仅能让同学们在日常生活和学习中不时地会心一笑,还能从中学习到不少的英语学问。我细心收集了适合初一的英语小笑话，供大家观赏学习! 适合初一的英语小笑话篇1 白痴老师 if there are any idiots in the room,will they please stand up? said the sarcastic teacher . 宠爱挖苦人的老师说：假如在这间教室里面有白痴，就请站起来好吗?。 after a long silence,one rreshman

2、 rose to his feet, 缄默了很久之后，有一名新生就站起来了。 now then mister ,why do you consider yourself an idiot? enquired the teacher with a sneer. 老师就以讥笑的口气问他：喂， 先生，你为什么认为你自己是个白痴呀? well ,actually i dont,said the student ,but i hate to see you standing up there all by yourself. 这名同学说： 唉呀，实际上我才不认为我是个白痴呢，而是我很厌烦看着你一个人站在

3、那里啦。 适合初一的英语小笑话篇2 交换三明治 two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. 有两位律师走进一家小餐厅。点了两份饮料。 then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. 然后他们就从他们的公文包当中拿出三明治开头吃。 the waiter became quite concerned 服务生感到相当不妥， and marched over and told them,you cant eat your own sande

4、iches in here! 就走过去告知他们：你们不行以在这里吃你们自己的三明治! the attorneys looked each other , 这两位律师彼此看了一下对方， shrugged their shoulders and then exchanged sandwiches. 耸耸他们的肩膀，然后就交换三明治。 适合初一的英语小笑话篇3 醉汉 a police officer pulls over a guy who has been weaving in and out of the lanes. 有一位警官把一个在车道上穿进穿出，迂回蛇行的男子拦到路边。 he goes

5、up to the guys window and says sir,i need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube. 他走到这名男子的车窗旁边说：先生，我要你对着这个酒精测试管吹一口气。 the man says,sorry officer i cant do that.i am an asthmatic.if i do that ill have a really bad asthma attack. 这名男子说：对不起呀，警官，我不能吹呀。我是个气喘病患者呀。假如我吹的话，我就会真的患很严峻的气喘病。 ok,fine.i need you t

6、o come down to the station to give a blood sample. 好， 好。我要你到警察局进行血液检验。 i cant do that either.i am a hemophiliac.if i do that,ill bleed to death. 我也能抽血检验呀。我是个血友病患呀。假如我抽血检验，我就会流血过多而死呀。 well ,then we need a urine sample. 嗯，那我们就要你进行尿液检验吧。 i am sorry officer i cant do that either.i am also a diabetic.if i do that ill get really low blood sugar. 对不起呀 ，警官，我也不能验尿呀。我也是一个糖尿病患者呀。假如我验尿的话，我的血糖就真的会变得很低。 alright then i need you to come out here and walk this white line. 好吧，那我要你出来到这边，走这条白线。 i cant do that,officer. 警官，我办不劲呀。 why not? 为什么办不到? because i am too drunk to do that. 由于我喝得