趣味的英语脑筋急转弯

1、趣味的英语脑筋急转弯下面是为大家整理的一些趣味的英语脑筋急转弯，欢送大家参考 和学习。Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?Because its head is sofar from its body.为什么长颈鹿有如此这般长的脖子？-因为它的头离 它的身体是这样的远。Who wears the biggest hat in the world？The man with the biggesthead in the world. 谁戴世界上最大号的帽子 ？世界上长着最大脑袋的人。Teacher: "Raymond, in what bat

2、tle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"Raymond: "His last one, sir.老师：雷蒙德，纳尔逊将军是在哪次 战斗中战死的 ？雷蒙德： “他的最后一次战役，先生。Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"Sarah: "He sat down, miss.'老师：萨拉，詹姆斯一世登上 王位宝座做的第一件事情是什么 ？萨拉： “他坐下来，小姐。Cooking

3、teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"Tom: "By eat ing it, miss."烹饪老师： 汤姆，我们怎样才能防止食 物变坏 ?汤 姆： “吃掉它，小姐。A： "Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"B: "So you can go through, sir,甲：检票员，为什么你要在我的票上打孔 ？乙： “那样你才能通行，先生。Father: "Great

4、 Scott! How you look!"Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"Jimmie: "Yes. I did n't have time to take them off."父亲： 天哪!你一副什么相！吉米：是的，爸，我掉进了一个泥坑。父亲： “什么 ! 穿着你的新裤子掉进泥坑里 ?吉米： “是的。 我没有来得及把它脱掉。Father(meaningly): "Who i

5、s the laziest member of your class, tommy?"Tommy: "I don't know, Pa."Father: "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"T

6、ommy: "The teacher.父亲：(有所指地)：谁是你们班 里最懒的，汤米 ?汤米： “我不知道，爸。父亲： “我倒认为你应该知道。 当所有的人都在勤奋学习或书写课堂作业时，是谁闲坐在自己的 位置上望着别人，而自己不做功课 ?汤米： “老师。Teacher: "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"Arthur: "Three."Teacher: "Three?"Arthur: "Yes. Two outsi

7、de and one in side."老师：阿瑟，如果你有 3个苹果，吃掉一个，还有几个?Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?Q: 猴子会和 跳蚤有什么不同呢 ?A:Amonkey can have fleas， but a flea can't have monkeys.A: 那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。Q: Which is the stro ngest creature in the world?Q 什么是世界上最强 壮的生物？A:The snail.It carrie

8、s its house on its back.A蜗牛。因为它们整天背着自己的房子走路。Q: What do people do in a clock factory?Q:人们在钟表厂做什 么？A:They make faces all day.她们在做鬼脸制造外表。注释：makefaces直译为制造钟面，但作为固定短语，又有做鬼脸 的意思。Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?Q: 怎样 才能让梦游者停止梦游呢？A:Keep him awake.A别让他睡着了。What stays hot even if put

9、 in a fridge? 什么东西就是放在冰箱里也 是热的？答复是：Pepper辣椒 。hot 有两个意思：热的 ;辣的。Which side is the left side of a pie？ 哪边是馅饼的左边 ？答复是：The side that is not eaten, yet.还没有吃的那一边。the left side of a pie 有两层意思： 饼的左边;饼剩下没吃的那一边。Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?爸爸和妈妈谁和你更 亲?Keys Mom is closer， because dad is farther妈妈更

10、亲，因为爸爸更 远。Can you go to the Ci nema With your watch broke n?你手表坏了，可以去看电影吗？Keys Of course not, for I don ' t have the t当然不行, 因为我没有时间。I don ' t have the tim有两种理解：我没有时间；我没戴表或 我的表坏了,不知道时间。What mon th do soldiers hate ?当兵的不喜欢几月份？Keys March. 三月。march n.行军When is a person not a person?什么时候人不是 人?Keys When he is a little cross.当他有点恼怒时。cross adj烦恼，恼火;n.十字架When is a door not a door?什么时候 门不是门？Keys When it ' s aja当它虚掩时。ajar/+'DN a/adj.门虚掩着，露了一条缝的音似 ajar只壶。When are boys not boys?什么时候男孩不是男孩 ？Keys Whentheyre ba-froeoted.