英语名人名言动物Animals

1、英语名人名言 : 动物 AnimalsMary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.- AnonymousDid you ever notice when you blow in a dogs face he gets mad at you？ Butwhen you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.- Steve BluestoneI know a dead parrot when I see one， and Im looking at one right nowThis i

2、s an ex-parrot.- John Cleese ， Monty Python ， British comedy television showI love cats because I love my home and after a while they become its visible soul.- Jean CocteauI am indebted to the cat for a particular kind of honorable deceit， for a greater control over myself ， for a characteristic ave

3、rsion to brutal sounds ， and for the need to keep silent for long periods of time.- ColetteWhat if it was cats who invented technologywould they have tv showsstarring rubber sqeak toys ？- Douglas CouplandIn a cats eyes ， all things belong to cats.- English ProverbI think we are drawn to dogs because

4、 they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we werent certain we knew better.- George Bird EvansWhena cat is dropped ， it always lands on its feet ， and when toast is dropped ， it always lands with the buttered side down. I propose to strap buttered toast tothe back of a cat ； the 2 will hove

5、r ， inches above the ground. With a giant buttered-catarray ，a high-speed monorail could easily link New York with Chicago.- John FrazeeWhen I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school wedall go play in his cave ， and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasnt until

6、later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.- Jack Handey ， Deep ThoughtsWomen and Cats will do as they please. Men and dogs had better get used to it.- Robert Heinlein ， Time Enough for Love ， Lazarus LongLove to eat them mousiesMousies what I love to eat.Bite they little heads offNibble o

7、n they tiny feet.- B. KlibanWhat kills a skunk is the publicity it gives itself.- Abraham LincolnIts true that I did get the girl， but then my grandfather always saidEven a blind chicken finds a few grains of corn now and then.- Lyle Lovett ， musician ， upon marying actress Julia Roberts ， 1994 Outs

8、ide of a dog ， a book is a mans best friend. Inside a dog， its toodark to read.- Groucho MarxThe trouble with a kitten isTHATEventually it becomes a CAT.- Ogden NashWhen the mouse laughs at the cat ， there is a hole nearby.- Nigerian Proverbbut a wise man would still ratherA hippo does not have a st

9、ing in its tail be sat on by a bee.- Polish proverbA kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like madat nothing whatever ， and generally stopping before it gets there.- Agnes RepplierThere are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.- Albert SchweitzerWeaseling out of thi

10、ngs is good. Its what separates us from the other animalsexcept weasels.- Homer Simpson ， character from The Simpsons ， U.S. animated television showI loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who havent got the guts to bite people themselves.- August StrindbergThe trouble with the rat race is t

11、hat even if you win， youre still a rat.- Lily TomlinIts not the size of the dog in the fight， its the size of the fight inthe dog.- Mark TwainMan is the only animal that blushes-or needs to.- Mark TwainThe more I know about people ， the better I like my dog.- Mark TwainWe think caged birds sing ， when indeed they cry.- John WebsterThe English country gentleman galloping after a fox-theunspeakable in fullpursuit of the uneatable.- Oscar WildeCuriosity