绝望主妇第一季1集剧本（中英文）

绝望主妇第一季第一集WRITTENBYMARCCHERRYDIRECTEDBYCHARLESMCDOUGALLNARRATORMYNAMEISMARYALICEYOUNG我是MARYALICEYOUNG。WHENYOUREADTHISMORNINGSPAPER,YOUMAYCOMEACROSSANARTICLEABOUTTHEUNUSUALDAYIHADLASTWEEKCOMEACROSS偶然遇到ARTICLE文章UNUSUAL不平常的当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。NORMALLY,THERESNEVERANYTHINGNEWSWORTHYABOUTMYLIFENORMALLY通常NEWSWORTHY有新闻价值的通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。THATALLCHANGEDLASTTHURSDAYCHANGE改变但是上个星期四一切都改变了。OFCOURSEEVERYTHINGSEEMEDASNORMALATFIRSTOFCOURSE当然SEEM好像，仿佛NORMAL平常ASNORMAL照常ATFIRST最初，开始时当然,起初,一切看起来都很平常。IMADEMYBREAKFASTFORMYFAMILYMAKE做BREAKFAST早饭我给一家人做好早餐。MARYALICEHEREWEAREWAFFLESWAFFLES华夫饼干华夫饼来了。NARRATORIPERFORMEDMYCHORESPERFORM完成CHORE家庭或农庄的杂务，杂活我做好了做家务。NARRATORICOMPLETEDMYPROJECTSCOMPLETE完成PROJECT设计【这里指美化家居】完成我的手工作品。NARRATORIRANMYERRANDSRAN有步骤地进行ERRAND差使,差事RUNERRAND跑腿完成我的使命。NARRATORINTRUTH,ISPENTTHEDAYASISPENDEVERYOTHERDAYQUIETLYPOLISHINGTHEROUTINEOFMYLIFEUNTILITGLEAMEDWITHPERFECTIONINTRUTH事实上，实际上SPEND度过EVERYOTHERDAY每隔一天两天POLISH使完美ROUTINE日常工作，日常事务GLEAM使闪烁,使闪亮PERFECTION完美事实上,和平时没什么不同一切都和往常一样,直到一件不寻常的事情的发生。NARRATORTHATSWHYITWASSOASTONISHINGASTONISHING令人震惊的这就是为什么一切令人震惊,WHENIDECIDEDTOGOTOMYHALLWAYCLOSETTORETRIEVEAREVOLVERTHATHADNEVERBEENUSEDDECIDETODO决定干HALLWAY走廊,玄关CLOSET壁橱RETRIEVE找回REVOLVER左轮手枪当我决定走向走廊的壁橱,拿起一把从没用过的左轮手枪。NARRATORMYBODYWASDISCOVEREDBYMYNEIGHBOR,MRSMARTHAHUBER,NEIGHBOR邻居我的尸体是被我的邻居MARTHAHUBER发现的,WHOHADBEENSTARTLEDBYASTRANGEPOPPINGSOUNDSTARTLE使吓一跳，使惊吓STRANGE奇怪的POPPING砰的她被一声奇怪的声音吓了一跳。HERCURIOSITYAROUSED,CURIOSITY好奇心AROUSE引起，激发她觉得很好奇,MRSHUBERTRIEDTOTHINKOFAREASONFORDROPPINGINONMEUNANNOUNCEDTRYTODOSTH设法THINKOF想出DROPINONSB顺便拜访某人UNANNOUNCED未通知的HUBER太太想了一个来不请自来的理由。AFTERSOMEINITIALHESITATION,SHEDECIDEDTORETURNTHEBLENDERSHEHADBORROWEDFROMME6MONTHSBEFOREINITIAL开始的HESITATION犹豫DECIDEDTODOSTH决定做某事RETURN归还BORROWFROM从借入；借用BLENDER搅拌器在犹豫了一会之后,她决定来归还她6个月前从我这里借去搅拌器。MRSHUBERITSMYNEIGHBORONTHEPHONE口在打电话在接电话在电话中我的邻居,ITHINKSHESBEENSHOT,THERESBLOODEVERYWHERESHOTSHOOT的过去分词形式，射中BLOOD血EVERYWHERE到处我觉得她被枪击了，到处都是血。YES,YOUVEGOTTOSENDANAMBULANCEYOUVEGOTTOSENDONERIGHTNOWHAVEGOTTO不得不SEND派遣AMBULANCE救护车RIGHTNOW立刻是的,赶紧派救护车，叫救护车。NARRATORANDFORAMOMENT,MRSHUBERSTOODMOTIONLESSINHERKITCHENGRIEFSTRICKENBYTHISSENSELESSTRAGEDYFORAMOMENT片刻,一会儿MOTIONLESS不动的，静止的KITCHEN厨房GRIEFSTRICKEN极度悲伤的SENSELESS无知觉的；愚蠢的TRAGEDY悲剧过了一会之后,HUBER太太呆呆地站在厨房里,因为这件事情而感到极度悲伤。BUT,ONLYFORAMOMENT但是只有那么一会。NARRATORIFTHEREWASONETHINGMRSHUBERWASKNOWNFOR,ITWASHERABILITYTOLOOKONTHEBRIGHTSIDEBEKNOWNFOR因而众所周知ABILITY能力LOOKONTHEBRIGHTSIDE看到事物光明的一面；对事物抱乐观态度如果说HUBER最大的特点,就是她总能把事情往好的方面想NARRATORIWASLAIDTORESTONAMONDAYLAIDLAY的过去分词，使躺下，放置REST使休息LAYTOREST安葬星期一人们把我安葬了。AFTERTHEFUNERAL,ALLTHERESIDENTSOFWISTERIALANECAMETOPAYTHEIRRESPECTSFUNERAL葬礼RESIDENT居民PAY给予RESPECTS敬意葬礼之后,所有住在WISTERIALANE人都来表示他们对我的怀念和尊敬，ANDASPEOPLEDOINTHISSITUATION,THEYBROUGHTFOODAS如同，像INTHISSITUATION在这种情况下BRING带来就像人们在这种情况下通常会做的,他们送来点吃的。NARRATORLYNETTESCAVOBROUGHTFRIEDCHICKENFRIEDCHICKEN炸鸡LYNETTESCAVO带了炸鸡。LYNETTEHADAGREATFAMILYRECIPEFORFRIEDCHICKENRECIPE食谱LYNETTE有一个大家庭,大家都喜欢炸鸡。NARRATOROFCOURSE,SHEDIDNTCOOKMUCHASSHEWASMOVINGUPTHECORPORATELADDERMOVE移动UP向上CORPORATE社团的LADDER梯子CORPORATELADDER公司的官阶MOVEUPTHECORPORATELADDER升官；升迁当然,当她还是个职业女性的时候,她很少做饭。SHEDIDNTHAVETHETIME她没有时间。NARRATORBUTWHENHERDOCTORANNOUNCEDLYNETTEWASPREGNANT,HERHUSBANDTOMHADANIDEAANNOUNCE正式宣布PREGNANT怀孕的但是当她的医生告诉她怀孕了的时候,他的丈夫TOM想了个办法。WHYNOTQUITYOURJOBKIDSDOMUCHBETTERWITHSTAYATHOMEMUMSITWASSOMUCHLESSSTRESSFULQUIT辞职STAYATHOME驻家的不工作，呆在家里的STRESSFUL紧张的为什么不辞职呢妈妈待在家里带出来的孩子会比较好,而且这样压力也比较小。NARRATORBUTTHISWASNOTTHECASECASE情形，实情但是事实并非如此。NARRATORINFACT,LYNETTESLIFEHADBECOMESOHECTICSHEWASNOWFORCEDTOGETHERCHICKENFROMAFASTFOODRESTAURANTHECTIC俗兴奋的,紧张忙碌的BEFORCEDTO被迫做RESTAURANT餐馆事实上,LYNETTE的生活变得如此兴奋，她不得不去快餐店买一只炸鸡。LYNETTEWOULDHAVEAPPRECIATEDTHEIRONYOFITIFSHESTOPPEDTOTHINKABOUTIT,APPRECIATE欣赏IRONY反讽STOPTO停下来要做THINKABOUT考虑LYNETTE如果仔细想想,可能会明白这是反话,BUTSHECOULDNTSHEDIDNTHAVETHETIME但是她不能,她没有时间。LYNETTEHEY,HEY,HEY,HEY嗨，嗨，嗨，嗨LYNETTESTOPIT,STOPIT,STOPITSTOPIT住手PRESTONBUTMOM但是，妈妈LYNETTENO,YOUAREGOINGTOBEHAVETODAYBEGONGTO将要BEHAVE举止端正不，你们今天乖一点。IAMNOTGOINGTOBEHUMILIATEDINFRONTOFTHEENTIRENEIGHBORHOODHUMILIATE使蒙羞，使丢脸INFRONTOF在前面NEIGHBORHOOD街坊我不想在大家面前丢脸。AND,JUSTSOYOUKNOWHOWSERIOUSIAMSERIOUS严肃的，认真的我是认真的PRESTONWHATSTHAT那是什么LYNETTESANTASCELLPHONENUMBERCELLPHONE手机SANTA的电话号码。PORTERHOWDYOUGETTHATHOWDYOUHOWWOULDYOU你怎么知道的LYNETTEIKNOWSOMEONE,WHOKNOWSSOMEONE,WHOKNOWSANELFELF双耳尖尖的小精灵，恶人我认识个朋友,她的朋友里有人认识一个小恶魔。ANDIFANYONEOFYOUACTSUP,SOHELPME,IWILLCALLSANTAANDTELLHIMYOUWANTSOCKSFORCHRISTMASACTUP行动倔强,任性【这里指捣蛋，淘气】SOCKS袜子所以,今天如果你们谁捣蛋,我马上打电话给SANTA，我会告诉他,你们圣诞节只要短袜就可以了。YOUWILLINGTORISKTHATRISK冒的危险想试试么SCAVOKIDSUHUHALLSHAKETHEIRHEADSVEHEMENTLYSHAKE摇晃VEHEMENTLY猛烈地唔（他们都猛烈地摇头）LYNETTEOKAY好的。LYNETTELETSGETTHISOVERWITHGETOVERWITH口一劳永逸地做完,把做完了事好,那么我们把这个收起来。NARRATORGABRIELLESOLIS,WHOLIVESDOWNTHEBLOCK,BROUGHTASPICYPAELLABLOCK街区SPICY辛辣的PAELLA（西班牙）肉菜饭GABRIELLESOLIS,住在街区的后面,带了辣肉菜饭。NARRATORSINCEHERMODELINGDAYSINNEWYORK,GABRIELLEHADDEVELOPEDATASTEFORRICHFOODANDRICHMENMODEL模特DEVELOP使显出,出现,产生TASTE品味自从她开始在纽约当模特以来,她对食物和有钱男人的品味渐渐提高。CARLOS,WHOWORKEDINMERGERSANDACQUISITIONS,PROPOSEDONTHEIRTHIRDDATEMERGERSANDACQUISITIONS兼并与收购PROPOSE求婚CARLOS在并购公司上班，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