短篇英语演讲 稿带翻译(精选多篇)

-精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 1 短篇英语演讲稿带翻译(精选多篇) 短篇英语笑话 10 则带翻译 goldfish 金鱼 stan: i won 92 goldfish. fred: where are you going to keep them? stan: in the bathroom 。 fred: but what will you do when you want to take a bath? stan: blindfold them! = = = 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ 斯丹：浴室。 -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 2 弗雷德：但是你想洗澡时怎么办？ 斯丹：蒙住它们的眼睛！ the revenge 欺骗的代价 old farmer johnson was dying. the family was standing around his bed. with a low voice he said to his wife: “when im dead i want you to marry farmer jones.” wife: “no, i cant marry anyone after you.” johnson: “but i want you to.” wife: “but why?” johnson: “jones once cheated me in a horse deal!” = = = 老农约翰逊就要死了。他的 家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子 说：“我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。 ” 妻子说：“不，在你死后，我不能嫁给 任何人。 ” 约翰逊： “但我希望你这么做。 ” 妻子：“为什么？” 约翰逊：“ 因为琼 -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 3 斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。 ” i think that im a chicken 我想 我是一只鸡 psychiatrist: whats your problem? patient: i think im a chicken. psychiatrist: how long has this been going on? patient: ever since i was an egg! = = = 精神病医师：你哪里不舒服？ 病人：我认为我是一只鸡。 精神病医师：这种情况从什么时 候开始的？ 病人：从我还是一只蛋的时候开 始。 how do i get the gum out 我怎 么把口香糖取出来 distributing chewing gum to the -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 4 passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. when the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, “im meeting my wife right away. how do i get the gum out from my ears?” = = = 当空中小姐给乘客们发口香糖的 时候，她解释说口香糖有助于他们防止 耳鸣。飞机着陆后，一位乘客跑到这位 空中小姐面前，说道：“ 我马上就要见 到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖从耳 朵里面取出来呢？” where am i 我在哪儿 an englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. he saw a farmer working in the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 5 “excuse me, can you tell me where i am?” “yes, “ the farmer looked at him strangely and said, “you are in your car, sir.”= = = 一个英国人在乡下开车时迷了路， 他看见一个农民正在附近的地里干活。 于是他就把车开过去问那位农民：“劳 驾，您能告诉我我现在这是在哪儿吗？ ” “可以。 ”农夫奇怪地看了看他，然后说 道：“你现在在你的车子里，先生。 ” why do you never phone me?你 为什么不给我打电话？ mrs harris lives in a small village. her husband is dead, but she has one son. he is twenty-one and his name is geoff. he worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived there. its name was greensea. it was quite a long way from -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 6 his mothers village, and she was not happy about this, but geoff said, “there isnt any good work for me in the country, mother, and i can get a lot of money in greensea and send you some every week.” mrs harris was very angry last sunday. she got in a train and went to her sons house in greensea. then she said to him, “geoff, why do you never phone me?” geoff laughed. “but, mother”, he said, “you havent got a phone.” “no,” she answered, “i havent, but youve got one!” = = = 我会告诉你这篇没有中文 翻译吗。 。 。 the same action yields the same result 相同的投资相同的结果 a couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 7 made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. at the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of animals that they wanted to load onto the plane. but the pilot said, “this plane wont be able to take more than one wild buffalo. youll have to leave the others behind.” then the hunters protested, saying, “but last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two buffalos and some other animals in the plane as well.” so the new pilot thought about it. he was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, “ok, since you did it last year, i guess this year we can do it again.” then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plane took off. five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. the three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, “where do you think we are now?” the second one surveyed the area and said, “i think were -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 8 about one mile to the left of the place we crashed last year.” = = = 有两个猎人包机前往一座 森林，到了以后，他们和飞行员约定好 两周后来接。两周后，他们射了许多动 物，而且打算把这些动物全部搬上那架 小飞机，可是飞行员说：“这架飞机除 了 一头野牛外，没办法再多载了。 你们必须把其他的猎物都留下。 ” 猎人 说：“但是去年另一个飞行员开一样的 飞机，就让我们带两只水牛，还有一些 其他的动物上机！” 因为他们这样抗议， 所以那个新飞行员想了一想后，尽管还 是有点存疑，最后还是妥协说：“好吧！ 如果去年可以做到，今年应该也可以。 ” 所以他装了两头水牛和一些其他的动物。 结果飞机起飞五分钟后，就坠落在邻近 的地方。这 3 个人从飞机爬出来看了看 -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 9 四周，其中一个猎人对另一个说：“你 认为我们现在在哪儿？” 那个人瞧了一 下，说：“我想大概距离去年坠机的地 方西边一英哩远！” chief is at the wedding 长官在 婚礼上 a police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. ”but officer,” the man said, “i can explain.” ”just be quiet,” snapped the officer.”im going to put you in jail until the chief gets back.” ”but ,officer, i .” ”i said to keep quiet! you are going to jail!” a few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “you are lucky because the chief is at his daughters wedding. hell be in a good mood when he gets back.”“are you sure?” answered the -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 10 man in the cell. “im the groom.” = = = 大街上的一个超速驾驶者 被警察拦住了。 “但是警官 ”这个人说道， “我可以解释的 ”。 “保持安静” ，警察突 然说道。 “我将把你送往监狱，直到长官 回来。 “但是，警察，我， ， ， ”。 “我说过 了保持安静，你要到监狱了。 ”几小时后， 警察向监狱里看了看说道“算你运气好， 因为我们的长官正在他女儿的婚礼上。 他将带着一个愉快的心情回来的。 ” “你 确定”在牢房里的这个人说道。 “我就是 新郎呀”。 who is the laziest 谁最懒 father: well, tom, i asked to your teacher today, and now i want to ask you a question. who is the laziest person in your class? tom: i dont know, father. -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 11 father: oh, yes, you do! think! when other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work? tom: our teacher, father. = = = 父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我 跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。 你们班上谁最懒？汤姆：我不知道，爸 爸。父亲：啊，不对，你知道！想想看， 当别的孩子们都在做作业、写字时，谁 在课堂上坐着，只是看人家做功课？汤 姆：我们老师，爸爸。 two birds 两只鸟 teacher: here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. now who can tell us which is which? student: i cannot point out but i know the answer. -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 12 teacher: please tell us. student: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. = = = 老师： 这儿有两只鸟， 一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪 只是麻雀吗？学生：我指不出，但我知 道答案。老师：请说说看。学生：燕子 旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 we are the world ,we are the future someone said “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. i dont know who wrote these words, but ive always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 13 plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all. we are young. “how to spend the youth?” it is a meaningful question. to answer it, first i have to ask “what do you understand by the word youth?” youth is not a time of life, its a state of mind. its not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. its the matter of the will. its the freshneof the deep spring of life. a poet said “to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand, and eternity in an hour. several days ago, i had a chance to listen to a lecture. i learnt a lot there. id like to share it with all of you. lets show our right palms. we can see three lines that show -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 14 how our love.career and life is. i have a short line of life. what about yours? i wondered whether we could see our future in this way. well, lets make a fist. where is our future? where is our love, career, and life? tell me.yeah, it is in our hands. it is held in ourselves. we all want the future to be better than the past. but the future can go better itself. dont cry because it is over, smile because it happened. from the past, weve learnt that the life is tough, but we are tougher. weve learnt that we cant choose how we feel, but we can choose what about it. failure doesnt mean you dont have it, it does mean you should do -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 15 it in a different way. failure doesnt mean you should give up, it does mean you must try harder. as what i said at the beginning, “we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite”. the past has gone. nothing we do will change it. but the future is in front of us. believe that what we give to the world, the world will give to us. and from today on, lets be the owners of ourselves, and speak out “we are the world, we are the future.” 世界是我们的，未来是我们的 一些人说“ 我们正在读一本无穷 的书中的第一章的第一节。 ”我不知道谁 写了这些话，但是我一直很喜欢它，因 为它提醒了 我，我们能够创造我们想要的未 来。 我们都是农夫。如果我们播下好 -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 16 的种子，我们将会丰收。如果我们的种 子很差，有很多草籽，收割的将是无用 的庄稼。如果我们什么也不播种，什么 收获也没有。 我们是年轻的。 “怎样度过青春？ ”这是个有意义的问题。为了去回答它， 我首先要问“ 从青春这个词中你能 理解到什么？” 青春不是人生的一个时 期，而是精神的一种状态。青春不是桃 面、丹唇、柔膝，而是深沉的意志， 。 青春是生命的深泉在涌流. 一位诗人说“ 从一粒沙看世界， 从一朵花看天堂，把无限放在你的手掌， 永恒在一刹那里收藏” 。几天前，我有 了一个听讲座的机会，从中我学到了很 多东西。现在，我想把这些与大家共享。 让我们伸出右手，我们可以看到手掌中 的展示我们的爱，事业和生活的三条线。 我在生活方面这条线很短，那你们的呢？ 我想知道我们是否可以用这种办法去看 我们的未来。好的，让我们一起握拳。 我们的未来在哪儿？我们的爱、事业和 -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 17 生活在哪儿？告诉我！是的，它们就在 我们的手中。它们被我们自己掌握着。 我们所有人都希望未来能比过去 更美好，但是未来能自己变得更好。不 要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾 经拥有。从过去来看，生活是艰苦的， 但我们是更坚强。我们知道我们不能选 择感觉，但是我们能选择和它相关的东 西。失败并不意味着你不拥有成功，它 只意味着你应该用另一种方式去做这件 事。失败并不意味着你应该放弃，只意 味着你应该更加努力。 正如我在前面所说的“我们正在 读一本无穷的书中的第一章的第一节。 ” 过去的已经过去，无论我们无力改变， 但是未来却在我们前方。相信“我们给 了世界什么，世界也将给我们”。并且 从今天起，让我们一起做我们自己的主 人，一起大声说出“ 世界是我们的，未 来是我们的。 ” 短篇小学英语演讲稿 1 分钟 左右，要有中文翻译，初 1 及以下的哦！ -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 18 ！谢谢哥哥姐姐了！ still remember the tatinic,though its a big ship but it still sunk,so ,in my opinion ,the best ship is the friendship. everyone needs friends baceuse there are a lot of things that you cant deal with ypourself,and the friends judt make up for it. friendship just likes the sun ,it can make you fell warm though in the cold winter,friendship just likes the water in the desert ,it can make you fell that in the world ,there still has hope .in a word ,the friendship is the same meaning as the greatness ,selfness and devotion. to make friends ,adding a friend equals addng a way ,open your heart ,devote yoursef,let friendship make your world colourful, 大学英语短篇演讲稿 my youth , my dream we all want to believe that we are -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 19 capable of great feats , of reaching our fullest potential . 我们相信自己有成就伟业的能力， 能发挥出自己最大的潜力，大学英语短 篇演讲稿。 we need dreams . 我们需要梦想。 they give us a vision of a better future . 它会给我们展现一番更好的前 景。 they nourish our spirit ,they represent possibility even then we are dragged down by reality . 它能滋养我们的灵魂，梦想代表 一种可能性，尽管它会受到现实的羁绊。 they keep us going . 梦想让我们 勇往直前。 most successful people are dreamers . 多数成功人士都是梦想家。 dreamers are not content with merely mediocre ,because no one ever -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 20 dreams of going half way . 梦想家不满足于平庸，因为谁都 不希望半途而废。 when i was a little girl , i didnt dream of a life of stryggle and frustration . 孩提时，我不曾梦想过自立而充 满挫折的生活。 i dreamed of doing something big and splashy ,something significant . 却梦想做一些轰轰烈烈而有意义 的大事。 i dreamed big .我梦想成为伟人。 but now , i become realistic . 但是 现在，我很现实。 i have a dream that i can have my own firm one day . 我有一个梦想，将来的某一天， 我能有一个自己的公司。 because i major in economic , i can use my special knowledge to run the company . -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 21 因为我主修经济，能够用自己的 专业知识经营公司。 when i have a lot of money , i will donate some of them to help others . 将来有了钱，我会捐出一部分帮 助其他人，演讲稿大学英语短篇演讲 稿 。 my dreams are worthless , my plans are dust , my goals are impossible . 我的梦想毫无价值，我的计划无 足轻重，我的目标遥不可及。 all are of no value unless they are followed by action . 除非我付出行动，否则一切都将 毫无意义。 action is the food and drink which will nourish my success . 行动就像食物和水分一样，会滋 养我的成功之花。 if i dont take any actions to realize my dream , it will become a fantasy . -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 22 如果我不采取行动实现我的梦想， 它就会变成空想。 when i was little , i dreamed big . 孩提时，我梦想成为伟人。 its a pity for me that i didnt do anything to approach it . 我没有做任何事情去实现它，这 是我人生中的一个遗憾。 i always think that when i grow up , i can take some actions . 我总是认为等我长大了在行动也 不晚。 but when i grow up truly , i forget my dream and my ambition . 但是等我真的长大了，我却忘了 我的梦想和抱负。 so i will not avoid the tasks of today and charge them to tomorrow . 我不会逃避今天的责任，而把它 们推给明天。 for i know that tomorrow never -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 23 comes .因为我知道明天永远不会到来。 let me act now even though my actions may not bring success for it is better to act and fail than not be act and flounder . 让我立刻行动起来吧，即使这行 动不能带来成功，但是哪怕行动导致了 失败，也胜过坐以待毙。 success will not wait . 成功不会 等待。 if i delay , she will become betrothed another and lost ti me forever . 如果我迟疑，她会投入别人的怀 抱，而我将永远失去它。 i will take every effort to accomplish my dream .i wont let it become a fantasy , it is just my dream .maybe some years later , it will become true . 我会尽一切努力来完成我的梦想。 我不会让它成为空想，他只是我的梦想。 -精选财经经济类资料- -最新财经经济资料-感谢阅读- 24 可能再过几年，梦想就会成真。 短篇英语演讲稿范文百分网为你 整理两篇与“ 短篇英语演讲稿范文 ”相关 的文章，分别是“”和“” 欢迎参考引用！ 与“