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破产姐妹 第一季 第十集感谢人人影视提供字幕, Oh, you look pretty sharp tonight, Earl.厄尔 今晚打扮得很犀利嘛You going somewhere special?有什么特别的活动吗Max, I am free black and 75.麦克斯 我是位七十五岁的黑钻王老五Who knows what the night will bring?我的夜晚有无限的可能Well, heres a twenty.给你张二十Can you break this the way you just broke my heart?如你弄碎我的心般 把这钱弄成碎银子给我吧Pop-pop.一半 两半Look at all this.瞧瞧这堆钱People really tipped us well tonight.今晚大家小费给得真多呀Yeah, well, dont get used to it.是啊 不过年是不会天天过的Thanksgiving is almost here, and as soon as people realize等人们意识到感恩节的来临how much money they have to spend on holiday gifts, 自己得在礼物上花多少钱带来1800万美元进账的婚礼被指责是借婚礼捞钱他们的钱包就会像金卡戴珊的两腿一样 an8名媛金卡戴珊与NBA球星克里斯亨弗里斯结婚72日便离婚their wallets snap tighter than Kim Kardashians legs after the wedding check cleared.一领完婚礼捞来的钱 就夹得紧紧的Ive always loved this time of year-我喜欢每年的这个时期spiced pumpkin lattes, bringing my winter furs out,香料南瓜拿铁 拿出我的冬日皮草then bringing my winter furs to the dry cleaners 然后拿着我的冬日皮草去干洗店to get the red peta paint out.把人道对待动物协会泼的红漆弄掉For me, it was jumping into a pile of leaves节日之于我 就是跳进一堆叶子and finding a used condom.像寻宝一样找一个用过的套子怎么了 玉米田的小孩 an8玉米田的小孩 美国惊悚片Whats up, children of the corn?I will stay tonight and decorate diner今晚我会留下熬夜装饰餐厅for American holiday of Thanksgiving.为美国节日感恩节做好准备Im surprised you got the right holiday decorations.an8在美国的第一个冬天 新移民已死伤过半 我很意外你居然能拿对装饰物隔年夏天盼望的丰收最终实现 因此有了感恩节谢神犹太人在圣殿举行献祭仪式用的是羊上个月赎罪日 你居然把复活节的兔子给摆出来 an8赎罪日是犹太人最神圣的节日Last month, you put out Easter bunnies for Yom Kippur.So many Jewish holidays, I cannot Wikipedia them all.犹太节日太多 我没空在维基百科上逐个搜What, like I dont got a life?笑屁啊 我的生活又不是只有这餐馆仅供学习 禁止用于任何商业盈利行为更多影视更新 请登陆 www.YYeTan2pos(190,278)本字幕由YYeTs人人影视 原创翻译制作pos(220,250)an8第一季an8姐妹花 an8第十集 an8打工 an8第一季pos(125,240)an8姐妹花pos(270,260)an8第十集pos(73,170)an8打工an4翻译 生蛋YY猫an4翻译 生蛋YY猫an4校对 剩蛋赛太公an4校对 剩蛋赛太公an6后期 鱼骨头an6后期 鱼骨头an6时间轴 总监 生蛋YY猫 an6时间轴 总监 生蛋YY猫My father and I had a very special Thanksgiving tradition every year.我和我爸每年感恩节都有一个特别的传统Oh, let me guess.我猜猜你们飞到巴哈马之类的地方 在泳池边逍遥 an8巴哈马是著名的旅游胜地 亚热带气候Youd fly someplace like the Bahamas, lay by the pool,and hed light other peoples stolen money on fire?然后把你爸骗来的钱当柴火烧吗不 我们会在华尔道夫酒店租出一间宴会厅 an8华尔道夫酒店是纽约历史悠久的五星级酒店No. Wed rent out the Waldorf Astoria ballroomsand feed the homeless.然后宴请那些无家可归的人Dont look at me right now.我现在没有脸见你那里名人云集 物价高昂之后我们就会飞到圣巴特岛 度两周假 an8圣巴特岛是加勒比海地区的美丽小岛And after, wed fly down to our home in St. Barts for two weeks.Okay, you can look at me again.好吧 我又有脸见你了I stayed at the Waldorf Astoria once-我曾在华尔道夫酒店住过一次beautiful hotel.酒店很漂亮$50 for a hamburger?汉堡出身名贵 身价五十For that money, it should eat me first.让那汉堡吃我还差不多Okay, ready to go?好了 准备走了吗Han, if youd really like to do something in the diner憨 如果你想在餐馆做点什么to honor the spirit of Thanksgiving,来纪念感恩节的精神you can open your doors and feed the homeless.你可以打开门 让流浪汉们饱餐一顿Yeah, put your money where your cornstalk is.对啊 把你的钱放在你的玉米秆那儿Caroline and I will work for free.我和卡洛琳可以免费帮忙Isnt it enough that when I see them on the street,我在街上看见他们 会朝他们微笑I smile and pretend to fumble for change?并佯装找零钱 这还不够吗No, it isnt.不 不够You can afford to open the diner for one night.就免费开放一晚 你还承受得起吧You cant put a price tag on those kind of emotional rewards.帮助别人 情感上的满足是无价的Yes, I can. $18 for 16-pound turkey,可以 一只十六磅重的火鸡要十八块and I will need many of them.而且到时候得要很多只There-price tag.瞧 都是有价的Here, I will pay for turkeys.给 火鸡钱我来出Jeez, dude, whered you get that?老天 兄弟 你哪来这么多钱I sell cigarettes from New Hampshire to schoolkids in New York.我从新罕布什尔洲运香烟到纽约 倒卖给学生It is a good profit and beautiful drive.收益不错 而且一路上风景也很美I love the leaves.我爱死那些落叶了All right.那好吧Im feeling yall. Ill bring the pie.我感受到大家的热情了 那我出派My mother used to make the best chocolate pie.我妈妈以前做的巧克力派是全世界最好吃的I remember one time she got so mad我记得有一次她特别气at this white woman she worked for,她的老板 一个白人女人she took this chocolate pie into the bathroom-她把巧克力派带进厕所有段因黑人女佣故意用了白人女主人的厕所而被赶出家门的情节慢着 这好像是相助里的情节 an8相助讲述的美国社会对黑人女佣的不公平对待No, hold up. That was from the help.I know its not Burberry like were used to,我知道这不是我们以前用的高级货but Im telling you, used moving blankets相信我 搬家包家具的毯子are gonna be in this year.今年将会是时尚尖端Whos a trendsetter?创造潮流 非你莫属啊Were really lucky November is so warm.今年到11月还这么暖和 真是幸运Another thing Im giving thanks for this Thanksgiving-今年感恩节我还要感谢一样东西 就是global warming.全球暖化I think the three remaining polar bears would disagree.我想仅存的三只北极熊可不同意Max, its time to teach me how to bake.麦克斯 是时候教我烘培抽大麻了Okay, well, if were doing that,可以 不过要我教你的话first I have to go get baked.得先等我抽爽了Im serious.我是说真的Its the beginning of the holiday season,节日季开始了and with all the potential Christmas cupcakes到时候没准会需要圣诞小蛋糕and festive gift baskets,和节日礼品篮youre gonna need as much help as you can get.你会需要一个帮手的Festive holiday gift baskets?节日礼品篮No way.不要Im not into all that crap.我才不想掺和进这些破玩意儿Oh, no. Are you gonna be one of those,别啊 难道你是那种I am too cool to believe in the wonders of Christmas type of bitches?我成熟到不再相信圣诞节的神奇的贱人吗I am so many types of bitches,我是很多种类型的贱人Ive lost count.多到我数不过来And the only wonder of Christmas Im aware of is.我唯一注意到的圣诞奇迹是I wonder how youre gonna keep up that attitude我好奇奇迹你这种心态是否能through Christmas this year.保持到今年的圣诞节Why, because this is my first holiday without any money?为什么 因为这是我第一次一贫如洗地过节吗Uh, yeah.正是如此Money isnt what makes the holidays special, Max.节日的特别不是靠钱堆砌出来的 麦克斯Uh, yeah.正是如此The holidays are totally about money.节日完全是靠钱堆砌出来的Its about spending money to buy things花钱买东西to stuff into the giant black sucking hole来塞进我们心中那个in the center of each of us that reminds us深不见底的黑洞 以此来提醒我们life is hard and then we die.在死之前 日子都不会好过And thats my Christmas card.这就是我圣诞卡的祝语Max, Im aware this holiday season will be challenging,麦克斯 我知道这个节日季节会不好过will I miss my 20-foot Christmas tree我会想念我们家由十位男同精心布置的decorated by ten gay men? Yes.高达二十英尺的圣诞树吗 会Will I miss those ten gay men我会想念十位男同在我表弟斯蒂芬outing my cousin Steven before he was ready? No.做好心里准备前就逼他出柜吗 不会My holiday spirit is bigger than my money.我的节日精神更胜我的钱So come on, teach me how to bake.所以拜托 教我烘培吧We only have a couple weeks.我们只剩两周时间了Fine. Pour a cup of milk into the mixer.好 倒一杯牛奶进搅拌器This will be fun.这肯定会很好玩When I was little, I used to make my father cakes当我还小 我常常用我的儿童简易烤箱in my easy-bake oven.做蛋糕给我爸爸吃My easy-bake oven was repossessed.我的儿童烤箱被人没收了So, um, speaking of your father, are you doing okay?既然说到你爸 你还好吧I mean, this is a hard time of year我是说 每年的这个时候for people who have feelings, and just.人们最容易胡思乱想了 而且.With your father in prison, how are you doing?你爸还在监狱 你真的没事吗Im doing great.我没事I actually just found out that since its Thanksgiving,其实我刚发现正因为是感恩节theyre allowing me to come see him for the first time.他们准许我第一次去看他Well, that excitement will probably taper off那股兴奋劲儿很快就会随after the full-body cavity search.全身洞口搜查而逐渐变弱I dont know. I might like it.不知道 或许我会喜欢呢Its been a while since Ive had any cavities searched.很久没人给我做洞口搜查了All right, pour the milk, slut.好啦 倒牛奶吧 小骚货One cup milk.一杯牛奶- There, hows that? - Good.-搞定 怎么样 -不错Now into the mixer.放进搅拌器There, how was that?搞定 怎么样Uh-uh. Were not playing我们又不是在玩Rich girl gets a trophy every time she does something normal富家女每做一件正常事就赢一座奖杯的游戏Just cover the bowl with the towel用布把碗盖起来so it doesnt splash out, and turn it on.这样就不会溅出来 然后打开开关Oh, its not plugged in.电源忘插了Right.收到No, not without the towel!不 别把毛巾拿开Christmas comes but once a year,一年一度的圣诞节and I think it just did.刚刚大驾光临了These high-end mixers are a lot of money.这些高端搅拌器真贵I thought if we came to a big department store,我以为如果来家大商店thered be a lot of them, and the prices would be better.不但种类齐全 价格也会合理We cant afford these.结果我们全买不起How much did you think theyd be?那你觉得应该是多少钱I dont know.我不知道I guess Im not used to looking at prices.我可能不习惯看价签I usually just point, pout, and its purchased.我通常是用手一指 嘴一撅 就手到擒来了Yeah, I had a version of that, only it was more like,对 我有另一个版本的 只不过更像是point, and when they look the other way,用手一指 当店员看向别处stuff steaks down your pants and run.赶紧把东西塞进裤裆 然后立马开溜Come on, there has to be a mixer here we can afford.拜托 肯定有咱们可以买得起搅拌器There is.的确有Here.这个A $5 spoon? Thats what we can afford?五块钱的勺子 我们就只买得起这个吗Yeah, if we put it on layaway, work hard for a few years.是啊 买这个只需要分期付款 努力干个几年.Im used to being poor around your stuff,在你想要的东西附近 我很习惯买不起but not around stuff that I want.可在我想要的东西前 我不想穷啊What happened to all your moneys not important 你那钱不是万能的holiday spirit now?节日精神跑哪儿去了Max, it feels like you want me麦克斯 怎么感觉是你想让我to be depressed about the holidays.对节日感到沮丧No, no. Im just saying that its okay for you不 不 我只是说如果你没那感觉not to be all up and everything around me就不用装出一副积极向上的样子if youre not feeling it.没关系啊Its all right to let your dark side out.露出你的阴暗面没有关系快弃明投暗吧 an8星际大战中 黑武士的经典名句Come to the dark side.Oh, my God.天啊Look, theyre hiring elves.快看 他们在招聘精灵Why would I go to the dark side如果我能去圣诞乐园when I could go to Santaworld?an8圣诞乐园: 圣诞节前开始 各大商场都会有巨型圣诞树 为什么还要弃明投暗呢而树下会有圣诞老人跟小精灵们陪小朋友拍照Lets go get in line. Ive always loved Santaworld.快去排队吧 我从小就热爱圣诞乐园Me too, as a David Sedaris story,我也是呢 不过我是说笑的就像大卫赛德瑞斯的笑话那样 an8大卫赛德瑞斯 美国著名幽默作家not as an actual real-life option.Come on. If we get hired, 拜托啦 如果我们被录用了we could use our employee discount我们就能用员工折扣to get one of the really good cake mixers.购买一台质量上乘的蛋糕搅拌器And then itd be like it came from Santa!然后就感觉像是圣诞老人送的一样Come on, Max, wed be great elves.拜托 麦克斯 我们会是很棒的精灵I have the holiday spirit. Youre great with kids.我有节日精神 你跟孩子处得来And were both so desperate for money,而且我们缺钱缺到well wear other peoples tights.愿意去穿别人穿过的紧身衣Max, Ive been coming to this store at Christmastime麦克斯 自小我爸爸每年都带我with my father since I was little.在圣诞节期来到这家商店Id get all dressed up in my fanciest winter coat and hat我会穿得漂漂亮亮 戴上我最美的帽子and then stand in line to see Santa然后把手放进我的暖手筒排队等着见圣诞老人 an8Muff: 一字多义 有暖手筒与阴道的意思with my hands in my muff.And they didnt throw you out?他们没有把你赶出商店吗There is nothing Christmas-y about this hallway.这个走廊一点圣诞气氛都没有It looks like the place Santa sends promiscuous elves这里像是圣诞老人把滥交的精灵to get the results of their S.T.D. test.送来拿她们性病检查结果的地方Okay, thats the kind of comment够了 就是你这种言论that almost got us knocked out of the first round.第一轮就害咱们差点被刷下去Youre lucky I edited your application.还好有我帮你美化申请书Why, what was so bad?为什么 哪里有写得不好啊You requested to work in Santas sex toy shop.你申请去圣诞老人的性爱玩具店工作Max, thats not even a thing.麦克斯 这根本不存在Tell that to my candy-cane-shaped vibrator.这话跟我拐杖糖形状的电动棒说去Max!麦克斯I call it Santas big helper.我称它为圣诞老人的神来之手Please try and get into the holiday spirit.请努力有点节日精神好吗I know. If we get hired,我想到了 如果我们应聘成功我们就马上回家看34街奇迹吧 an834街奇迹一部讲述圣诞老人是否存在的经典电影well go right home and watch Miracle on 34th Street.Itll be a miracle on 34th Street如果我们能在这艘精灵运奴船上if we make it out of the bottom of this slave ship成功下船而不染上精灵坏血病without elf scurvy.那才是真正的奇迹呢Hi.你好I couldnt help but overhear you mention Miracle on 34th Street.我不小心听到你提到34街奇迹Thats my absolute favorite Christmas movie.那是我最最喜欢的圣诞电影Mine too!我也是我第二部喜欢的是生活多美好 an8生活多美好是一部评价极高的温馨励志经典电影My second favorite is its a wonderful life.Mine too!我也是我有蓝光的辛德勒的名单 an8辛德勒的名单讲述商人辛德勒解救纳粹压迫下犹太人的故事Ive got Schindlers List on Blu-Ray.- Hi. Im Mary. - Im Caroline.-你好 我叫玛丽 -我叫卡洛琳Hi. Im Mary.你好 我叫玛丽Its cool. We dont need to talk.没关系 无须假客套Thats Max. Shes kind of a Grinch about Christmas.她是麦克斯 她挺讨厌圣诞节Oh, like my brother Patrick-就像我哥哥派翠克Hes always teasing me about loving Christmas.他总是耻笑我对圣诞节的热爱他总是称我为圣诞玛丽 an8快乐Merry与玛丽Marry同音He calls me Mary Christmas.Get it?懂吗Its cause my name is Mary.因为我的名字叫玛丽I cant help it.我就是无法控制Its my favorite time of year.这是我一年中最爱的时期- Mine too. - Yo.-我也是 -喂Disconnect before its too late.现在斩断还来得及Dont be so cynical.别这么愤世嫉俗嘛Especially Christmas eve.尤其在平安夜Its an OBrien family tradition.这是我们奥勃良家族的传统All seven of my sisters and brothers-我们七兄妹齐聚一堂we line up on the staircase in our brand-new Christmas PJs我们穿着全新的圣诞睡衣 在楼梯那站成一排and have our picture taken.然后合影留念Bitch is 30.那贱人三十岁了Its my father.是我爸Hi, daddy. Youll never guess where I am right now-老爸 你肯定猜不到我现在在哪applying for a job at Santaworld.我在应征圣诞乐园的工作No, its not depressing at all.不 一点儿也不凄惨啊The mans in prison, and he thinks this is depressing.连在牢的人都觉得这很凄惨Oh. Are you sure?你确定吗Its really not that far.其实也不是很远啦Okay. If thats what you want.好吧 如果你已经决定了Call me on Thanksgiving. Love you.记得在感恩节给我打电话 爱你哦He thought about it and doesnt want me to come.他想了想 还是不要我去了He said he cant face having me see him in there.他不想我看他在牢里的样子- You okay? - Fine.-你没事吧 -没事Quiet, please, people. I have an announcement.各位请安静 现在我来公布结果Everyone in this corridor has been chosen to be an elf.这走道里的所有人都成功入选成为精灵真恭喜啊 an8Mazel: 希伯来文恭喜的意思Mazel.Yay, were elves.好棒 我们是精灵了是疯狂采购日黑色星期五凌晨三点来报道 an8黑色星期五即美国感恩节的第二天Report to work at 3:00 A.M. the morning of Black Friday.This is so exciting!真让人兴奋不已Okay, well.那好- Ill see you both then. - Okay, Mary.-咱们到时候见啦 -好的 玛丽Great, 3:00 A.M.-很好 凌晨三点you, me, and definitely-a-Virgin-Mary.你 我 和一个老处女玛丽Good night. Get home safely.晚安 平安回家哟Maybe I should not have said that to homeless.这句话貌似不应该跟无家可归的人说That is it.终于完事了2:00 A.M.- Freebie Thanksgiving dinner免费的感恩节大餐在凌晨两点is now officially over.正式落下帷幕According to my calculations,根据我的计算we served over 300 turkey dinners有三百个来吃火鸡的人and only had two knife fights.但只有两起动刀事故Thank you, Caroline.谢谢你 卡洛琳This experience taught me that rich or poor,这件事让我知道 无论是富人还是穷人home or homeless, we are all the same.安居乐业或是无家可归 我们都一样Wait. Wheres my wallet?慢着 我的钱包呢They took my wallet, those dirty sons of-他们偷走了我的钱包 那些肮脏的混.Oh, here it is.哦 原来在这儿Yes, we are all the same.的确 我们都一样Well, I have two things to say.我有两件事要说First of all, Im incredibly proud of us首先 咱俩能一起for spreading the spirit of Thanksgiving together.传播感恩节精神 我为我们感到十分自豪And secondly, someone left an adult diaper in this booth,其次 有人扔了成人尿布在那and I am not dealing with that.打死我都不会去善后的Whats with the sad face?干嘛一副苦瓜脸You saw the bathroom?你看见厕所的惨况了吗Its just-even though we fed the homeless,就是. 虽然请了无家可归的人吃饭it doesnt feel like Thanksgiving without my father.但少了我爸 感恩节还是变味了But you made a lot of people happy here tonight,但今晚你让这里的很多人开心and you should feel pretty good about that.你该为这件事而感到满足- Yes, I do. - Come on, elf.-是的 -快点 小精灵We better clear these tables.赶紧收拾桌子We have to be at Santaland in an hour.我们得在一个小时内赶到圣诞乐园Why you have to be there in the middle of the night?为什么你们要大半夜去那里Because its Black Friday, and the doors open at 5:00 A.M.因为今天是黑色星期五 清晨五点就开门了Yeah, we want to be there right on time对 我们想准时到那里常因此有顾客跌倒 被意外践踏致死的惨况看第一个被无数UGG踩踏至死的人 an8疯狂大采购时 大家会蜂拥而入to see the first person trampled to death by UGGs.We have to work all night 我们已经忙一整晚了and then all day tomorrow.明天还得忙一整天How are we gonna do this? 我们哪有这么多精力I got the answer right here.山人自有妙计Max, Im not doing cocaine.麦克斯 我可不嗑药If we could afford cocaine, we could afford a mixer.毒品都买得起 还买不起搅拌器吗Nine-hour energy shots, aka elf juice.坚挺九小时提神饮料 又名精灵果汁Ive never done these. Do they work?我从来没喝过这个 管用吗Millions of wired-off-their-asses college students cant be wrong.成千上万大学生精力充沛的最佳选择Whoa, whoa, whoa!悠着点 悠着点Did you just drink that whole thing?你刚才把一整瓶都喝光了吗Yeah, why?对啊 怎么了Nothing.没事Im sure its not too much.应该不会过量才是They suggest sipping it, but.这上面建议说小口喝 但.Who are they?他们又算哪根葱啊All right, wed better go.好了 我们快去收拾吧We got to go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.我们得快 快快快快快Oh, you shouldve sipped it.你该小口喝的How do I look?我看起来怎么样Because I kind of feel like I look like a North Pole dancer.我觉得自己看起来像一个北极钢管舞娘You actually look cute. You look good in red.其实你看上去挺可爱的 红色衬你And green- red and green together.绿色也是 红绿搭配相得益彰You can pull off anything. Youre so beautiful.你可以驾驭一切 你太美了- I dont tell you that enough. - Whoa!-我夸你太少了 -够了Whoa, slow down, speed racer.够了 说慢点 极速快嘴I know. I cant stop talking.我知道 可我煞不住嘴What was in that stuff you gave me?你给我喝的东西里面含什么成分I dont know. The ingredients are in Spanish.我不知道 成分是用西班牙文标注的Well, my corazon is beating muy rapido.我的心现在跳得超级快部分西语Okay, and why arent you in your elf costume yet?好啦 为什么你还不穿上精灵服Because I was talking to those people over there,因为我刚跟那边的人聊天and theres a chance- a slight chance, but a chance-得知有机会 虽然机会渺茫 但有机会.I could get moved to the strolling Christmas carolers.被调到圣诞颂歌巡演组I overheard their ethnic mix is short a token blond.各种族得均匀 而他们还少个金发白人And Im blond, baby!姐就是金发白人 宝贝儿Forget it. You got me into the underbelly of the elf beast,不许去 你拉我上了这艘精灵贼船and you are not bailing on me.你不许抛下我But those period costumes are so much prettier.可那时期的衣服更漂亮I will knock you from here如果你敢抛下我to Rudolphs house if you abandon me.老娘就把你打飞到北极去We are in this together. Now go get your bells on.我们要共同进退 快点把衣服穿上Okay, I didnt want to tell you this好吧 我本来不想告诉你的because its, well, gross, but the last elf因为很