羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品） .ppt

羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品羊肉串和纳税人（英文小品 ） taxpayer vendortaxpayer vendor 许标 崔燕伟 tax is the major source of the fiscal tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue. revenue. there is an evident change about the there is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20 years. now, the tax taxpayer in the past 20 years. now, the tax collector, xubiao, and the tax payer collector, xubiao, and the tax payer cuiyanwei, a vendor selling yangrouchuan cuiyanwei, a vendor selling yangrouchuan will show you the very change. the first will show you the very change. the first act happened in 1980s. act happened in 1980s. c: yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten c: yangrouchuan , yangrouchuan, eaten one ,want nine, eaten one,want nine. one,want nine. hi, take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) hi, take my yangrouchuan.(slipped, take it up, ) x: tax! pay the tax! x: tax! pay the tax! c: (change faces) c: (change faces) taxi? where is the taxi? heretaxi? where is the taxi? here s no taxi. s no taxi. x: tax! t-a -x! x: tax! t-a -x! c: whatc: what s the tax? i just know taxi! do you want me to call a taxi for s the tax? i just know taxi! do you want me to call a taxi for you? you? taxi-! taxi-! taxi-! taxi-! x: enough! are you the vendor? x: enough! are you the vendor? c: no , no, no, no! i m just have a look. the vendor has gone to the c: no , no, no, no! i m just have a look. the vendor has gone to the toilet. toilet. x: not the vendor ? impossible! you ve been here for 2 hours. x: not the vendor ? impossible! you ve been here for 2 hours. c: really ? (xiaofu: yes, of course.) c: really ? (xiaofu: yes, of course.) how do you know it? how do you know it? x: the window of my office is open to here and i ve been looking at x: the window of my office is open to here and i ve been looking at you for two hours. you for two hours. c: itc: it s a big bug! s a big bug! x: oh. donx: oh. don t waste my time! please pay the tax- 10 yuan!t waste my time! please pay the tax- 10 yuan! c: 10 yuan?! my god. i had just earned 20 yuan one c: 10 yuan?! my god. i had just earned 20 yuan one day! 5 yuan, ok? day! 5 yuan, ok? x: dont cheat me, youve sold more than 2 hundred x: dont cheat me, youve sold more than 2 hundred ones. ones. c: 6 yuan, my dear gentleman. c: 6 yuan, my dear gentleman. 7 yuan, my lovely kindness . 7 yuan, my lovely kindness . c: not for you ,not for me, lets split the difference. 8 c: not for you ,not for me, lets split the difference. 8 yuan ,ok ? yuan ,ok ? x: (looking around) all right ,a deal. but no receipt. x: (looking around) all right ,a deal. but no receipt. (dabao payed 8 yuan and xiaofu left) (dabao payed 8 yuan and xiaofu left) c: what a smart man! bad luck! ic: what a smart man! bad luck! i m bankrupt. i hav