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恒星英语学习网 英语话剧剧本New Years Eve5人剧本。除夕的传说，一个很优秀的剧本，讲述了除夕的传说，就是有一个怪物叫“夕，每到腊月的最后一天会出来害人.CharactersMonster who likes to eat people, especially on Chinese New Years Eve （ ）Old lady A whose husband and children were eaten by the monster ( )Old lady B who comes to help old lady A to fight with the monster （ ）Neighbors C （ ）Neighbors D （ ）Neighbors E （ ）Scene ISETTING: C、D、E and old lady A are in the village.AT RISE: C、D、E are talking to one another.C: Tomorrow is Chinese New Years Eve.D: Oh, my god！ Its Chinese New Years Eve again.E: We must run away today or we will be eaten by the terrible monster.C: Yes, I remember it comes to the village every year.D： And eat all the people.E: Thats terrible！Old lady As husband and children were eaten by the monster last year.C: Oh, that poor lady who lost her family. She must be very sad.D: We must tell her to run away with us.E: Yes, dont let the tragedy happen again.CDE: (Run to the old lady As home) Old lady, Old lady, you must run away with us now.C: Yes, take your baggage and go with us. D: Hurry up, we have no time to waste.A: No, I want to stay here.E: Why？A: I want to fight with the monster！It killed my family. I need to take revenge on it.C: No, No, No, its not safe.D: You wont win by yourself！E: And you will be eaten, too.CDE: You must go with us！A: Im too old, and I dont want to keep living without my family. I must kill it before I die.CDE: You are a crazy woman. Just suit yourself. (C, D, E run away)Scene IISETTING: old lady B is at Old lady As homeAT RISE: Old lady A is cooking dumplings. Old lady B is knocking at the door. B: Anyone home？A: (Opens the door) What are you doing here？You must run away with the other neighbors or you will be eaten by the monster.B: Im too hungry to run. Can you please give me something to eat？A: All right, all right.B: (Eating dumplings) Why dont you run away like everyone else？A: I want to kill the monster because it ate my husband and children.B: But it is too difficult.A: I dont care.B: Do you have any method to deal with it？A: Um, I dont know.B: In order to thank you for giving me this food, I can teach you how to kill the monster.A: Really？How？B: Well, I know the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noise. So we can stick some red papers on the door and make loud noise to frighten it away.A: So what are we waiting for？Lets do it now.B: You are right！Its getting darker and darker outside.Scene IIISETTNG: Outside As home.AT RISE: The monster shows up in front of As home. Monster: Ha！Ha！Ha！After one year of sleeping, Im very hungry now. Its time for me to eat a lot of people. Ha！Ha！Ha！Its too bad that everybody runs away. Oh, there is a light in that house, there must be people in it. (Knocking on the door.) Anybody home？ I wont hurt you, just open the door. (When it sees the red paper on the door.) Oh, my god, its the color red, Im afraid of it. Stay away from me.AB: (Opens the door, and they are wearing red clothes) You bad monster. Now its your turn to feel afraid. (They beat drums and strike gongs.)Monster: Oh, my god I cant take it anymore. Please forgive me.A: You ate all my family. How can I forgive you？Monster: Im sorry. I will do anything you say if you only let me go.B: I think the monster feels very sorry now.Monster: Yes, Yes, I m so sorry.A: Well, if you go away and never come back, I will forgive you.B: Yes, and never eat people anymore.Monster: Ok, I promise you I will never eat people and never come here again. (They stop beating drums and striking gongs. The monster runs away and never comes back anymore.)Scene IVSETTING: In the village.AT RISE: A、B、C、D、E are talking. C: How did you do it？A: B told me the monster is afraid of the color red and loud noises.D: Wow！How do you know this？(To B)B: Actually, Im a fairy. Im here to help you fight the monster.E: Oh, thank you. You really did us a big favor.B: Youre welcome. Now you dont have to be afraid of this monster anymore. (Everyone is happy and clapping their hands.) THE DNE谢谢大家观看！守株待兔（英语短剧） 剧本 你可以自己调节角色 （因为是搞笑，所以不必太拘谨。普通台词意思对即可。） 开始。树）上台安静地屹立到舞台较后方。导演（范冰）走到台前 导演：Action！跑下台 农夫冷酷地上。 农夫：Im a farmer.（稍停顿）走两步A modern farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，回头生气地踢了下绊自己的石头，继续保持冷酷When I was yong,I studied in Nantong Middle School掏出胸卡骄傲地展示给观众看，收起！So Im rich now！开始展示名牌，边说边掏Look！This is my modern mobileMotorola WC 250！This is my Swatch!This my MP3!This is my shoesADIDAS!This is 不经意地掏出一个苹果Oh,sorry. And look at this!从怀里掏出痒痒挠 Do U know whats this？痒痒挠？No no noIts my modern锄头！看下表Its time to do some farming！开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作，锄了两下，突然 Oh yes!I think farming should be combined with music!掏出MP3戴上，开始很有激情地边锄地边唱Farming farming,Im farming!Farming should be combined with music!Farming farming,Im farming!Farming will be funny and easy!边唱边锄边慢慢下台，把没用的道具拿走，把有用的道具准备在口袋里 树走上前台 树：Im a tree!I can do many things!I can sing!做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，边做边唱：哼哼哈西！I can dance!跳四小天鹅Im tall!And Im Strong!IF you hit me,you will 挂掉！Oh?There comes a rabbit! 引导观众看兔子A)。树站回后台 兔子A上 兔子A（一开始不知道状况。以为自己扮演周杰伦，所以很热情地上场跟观众打招呼）：Hey everybody,Im Jay!I love U!I love Nantong!展示新专辑十一月的肖邦Now let me sing one of my new songs to U！The name of the song is 发如雪！清清嗓子正要唱，这时候导演（范冰）上 导演：拿手中纸筒狠狠打了下兔子A的头What are U doing?! Now U are a rabbit,understand?!兔子A：Sorry sorry sorry 导演边说边夺过十一月的肖邦。导演下台之前，看了下十 Whats this?看了看，惊喜地Oh!Its mine！（很兴奋地拿着下场） 兔子A：OK,now Im a rabbit. I just had my breakfast. Now Im just walking around here. I think walking after meals is good for my health. 在场上转圈，悠闲散步 农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子 农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！扔掉痒痒挠I will catch it！ 偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走 农夫跟在兔子后面。两个人走啊走。兔子突然回头。农夫假装看手表。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装看天气。两人继续走。兔子回头。农夫假装打手机。两人继续走，兔子回头。这次农夫冷酷地把枪口对准了兔子。 兔子A：Wahhhh!（吓一跳）Whats this！ 农夫：Hnnnn！I will kill U for lunch! 兔子A：But your gun 帮农夫把枪头调转过来（农夫一开始把枪对着自己） 农夫：Thank you! 兔子A：My pleasure. （突然想起来农夫要杀自己） Wah 兔子跑，躲到树后面，农夫追到树前 农夫：Where to go? Haha! 农夫开了一枪“砰”。兔子在树后惊慌躲闪，没被打到。树做出受伤中弹状。 农夫又开枪，同上。 农夫开始加快频率，火力密集地开枪。兔子开始时惊慌躲闪，躲着躲着跳起舞来。树继续痛苦中弹状。 兔子A自我陶醉中，边跳边说You didnt hurt me! You didnt hurt me！ 树：痛苦万分地ButUHurt me.痛苦地慢慢挪动到兔子背后 兔子继续兴奋地跳舞。农夫停止开枪，走到兔子面前，看着它。 兔子猛然抬头发现 农夫：Ah ha! Bye bye ! 举枪对准兔子，开枪，没声音，看看枪，示意没子弹了。兔子见状，非常兴奋地大笑起来 兔子A：Ha ha ha ha! You cant kill me now！ 兴奋大笑，笑到抽筋，笑到后仰。突然头撞倒了后面的树 Wa ！兔子晕两下 “我倒！” 倒地 农夫：OH! 很兴奋地过去两个手指提起兔子My lunch , I caught you ! 想一下 But Im still full now.Let me tie it to the tree and have a sleep.I will eat it after sleeping.把兔子绑到树上。倒地睡到树旁边 兔子A：兔子很快醒了，看看四周，发现自己被绑了，很惊讶Where am I? What happened? 树：指着农夫He caught you and wanted to eat you. 兔子A：What?! I must leave here! But how can I escape？东张西望，看到农夫的手机 兔子不知不觉地把树杈移开，走到手机前看了看咦？Whats this？捡起来看Oh,a mobile.再看Its beautiful.放回原处。 又自觉地把自己绑在树上。 突然想起来A mobile！Maybe I can call some one to help me！ 又不知不觉地把自己放出来，那起手机 But how to use it？ 树：走上前Let me tell U.Look,press this button!给兔子 兔子A：Oh I see. 做出打电话的样子 喂？ 李咏：上台，激情澎湃地 Hello！This is lucky fifty-two！做出幸运52的手势Im Liyong！Now lets start our first question！Whats the most probable relation between 康熙 and 雍正？ A. Husband and wife B.Teacher and student C.Waiter and costomer Answer me,please! 兔子A：（很冷漠地）Sorry， wrong number.挂掉 李咏：Answer me!Answer me! En.?喂？喂喂？很郁闷地下台 兔子A：Now let me call again.拨打 喂？ 兔子B：喂？ 兔子A：Hey Jackey！ 兔子B：Hey tommy! 兔子A：How are you doing? 兔子B：Fine,thank you.And U? 兔子A：Im fine too!How are your parents doing? 兔子B：They are fine,thank you.And U? 兔子A：They are fine,too!How is your uncle doing? 兔子B：Hes fine,thank you!And U? 兔子A：Hes fine , too! 兔子B：But why do you call me? If you want borrow some money from meNO WAY! 兔子A：No no no!Im in danger now!Come and help me! 兔子B：But where are you? 兔子A：Im under a tree! 兔子B：边打电话边在附近走，经过兔子A面前，两个人还没发现What can you see around you? 兔子A：I see a rabbit ,rather like you! 兔子B：A rabbitrather like me OK! Ill soon come!Wait for me! I will help you! 匆匆离开 兔子A 打完电话，小心翼翼地把手机放回农夫处，还很有礼貌地说了句“Thank you.” 然后又很自觉地把自己绑回了树上 兔子A：Hahaha!My friend will come and save me,yeah! 兴奋过度，后仰，头又撞倒树上，昏眩中“我晕！” 又晕了 兔子B上。兔子B：Im also rabbit！Im clever! Im brave ! And Im strong! 展示肌肉 OH！My friend is here!Let me help him out! 费力地想把树枝（双臂）挪开，使了几次劲，还是不行 Its too tight! I must think of a good way! 看到农夫扔掉的痒痒挠 Lets see,whats this！A 锄头！装作打高尔夫球，试了试锄头手感Oh,its nice.走到树面前，正要砍 树：Stop！What will you do? 兔子B：I will cut you down to save my friend. 树：O. 突然醒悟 What?! Cut me down?! Teachers told us that we should protect the environment! Understand?! 兔子B：Oh yes！You are right! 扔掉锄头 I have to think of another idea! 想了想 Oh!灵感突来看了看手表 Oh its time to do morning exercise ！Come on! 开始带头做早操。做着做着对树说“Follow me！” （企图让树动起来，两只手松开，这样就可以救出兔子A）树也开始跟着做起早操。 兔子B轻轻上前，想救出兔子A。但是树的广播操动作恰好都是会挡住营救的。兔子B狂汗 -_-b 广播操毕。树继续绑着兔子A 兔子B：Why?! Maybe I need another idea. Oh!Iv got it！Music！ 音响放起泰坦尼克号主题曲高潮前奏。 兔子B抱住树，企图引导树像女主角一样张开双臂，放出兔子A。树渐渐陶醉，手缓缓松开。兔子B正要搭救同伴，突然兔子A两只手张开，成了女主角动作。树又抱住了兔子A的腰，成了男主角动作。树和A陶醉其中。B要唤醒A：“Wake up!Wake up!” 兔子A沉醉其中，完全不理它，还用脚踹走要救它的B：“Dont disturb me！”继续陶醉。 兔子B：（无奈ing）Stop！（音乐停） （沮丧）I cant save my friend掏出纸巾想要擦汗，带出10块钱，掉在地上 树：Money！一个箭步冲上去捡起钱，回到原位并且对着太阳验钞。 兔子A：看四周 Im free!Oh yes,Im free!Thank you,Jackey! 慢动作深情扑向兔子B Jackey 突然兔子B低头系鞋带。兔子A控制不住一下子撞在树上，晕两下说：“暴头！”死翘。 兔子B见状冲上去，深情地搂住A：“Tommy!Tommy！”伤心地俯下身子，紧紧抱住A 这时睡觉中的农夫突然一个翻身，又把B压在了下面 兔子B：Icant.breathIm dying! 也翘了 农夫：农夫这时候醒了。擦了下口水，看见两只兔子 En.?Two rubbits! I rememer I have caught just one?! Oh,maybe I drank too much. 兴奋地一手提一只兔子，哼着小曲下场 树：还在验钞的树正在高兴，突然发现是假钞A！Its a fake！Wait for me！追下去ot the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者 崔凯 等表演者 赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。）(This short play is set in a restaurant named Scottish Taste / Feel. Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。毛毛： 到了。赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。这不，苏格兰调情（tio qng）。毛毛： 爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qng dio）。赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。毛毛： 爷爷，这家老贵的啦。赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛： 我没拿包啊。赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。毛毛： 完了，让我落炕上了。赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。兜里还有钱吗？毛毛： 兜里，多少钱哪才？才70多块钱。赵本山：我还有400。行，够了。毛毛： 这也不能够啊。赵本山：哎呀，够不够就这样了。服务员！Uncle Zhao Here we are.Yadar Here we are.Uncle Zhao Its the most pricy eatin spot in Tieling: Scottish Tease / Fool.Yadar You got it wrong - Scottish taste / feel, not tease / fool.Uncle Zhao All right, taste / feel. Were gonna have our meal here anyway.Yadar But its very expensive.Uncle Zhao So whut? Weve got the money, 30,000 yuan. Wheres the bag?Yadar What bag?Uncle Zhao The yellow one with the money in it.Yadar Oh no, I left it on the brick bed.Uncle Zhao So whut can you do at all? Im goin trough all this for you and you had the nerve to forget the bag on the bed! Any money left on you?Yadar Let me see. (Fumbling) only 70-plus yuan.Uncle Zhao Heres 400 more.Yadar Still not enough.Uncle Zhao No matter. Waiter!（小沈阳上）小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们这是高档酒店，不收农副产品。赵本山：不是，我们是吃饭的。小沈阳：妈呀，吃饭的？赵本山：不像啊？小沈阳：不太像。赵本山：我说姑娘啊，这顿饭非常重要。小沈阳：妈呀，你管谁叫姑娘呢，人家是纯爷们。赵本山：咋这么个打扮，还穿个裙子呢。小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格来包装的。再说也不是裙子啊，这不七分裤吗。你看，是有腿的哦。妈呀，着急穿跑偏了。妈呀，我说走道咋没有裆呢。赵本山：行了，那条腿留明儿个穿，哈哈哈。小伙子我跟你说呀，今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭，你一定要招待好。小沈阳：呃，没问题。赵本山：来来来，我问问你，你们这个酒店，如果要急头白脸吃一顿，得多少钱？小沈阳：咋还吃急眼了呢？赵本山：我意思就是，最贵的都点上。小沈阳：得一、两万的。赵本山：一、两万？啊，那啥，有没有这种情况，今儿个吃完了，明儿个来结账？ (Shenyang, the waiter, enters.)Shenyang Sorry, sir. Were of high class here. We dont take on stuff from street peddlers.Uncle Zhao Were your customers. Dont we look like it?Shenyang Not quite.Uncle Zhao Were gonna have an important meal here, miss.Shenyang Dont you call me a miss. Im a man - from the inside out.Uncle Zhao Then how cme you wearin a skirt?Shenyang Why, its mens wear in Scottish style. See, its no skirt but Capri pants. Look at this, look. Oh, damn it, I didnt get into one of the trousers in a hurry. No wonder I feel different while walking.Uncle Zhao Leave that trouser for tomorrow, hah! I tell you, boy, were gonna have a damn important guest here in a minute. You should do you best.Shenyang No problem.Uncle Zhao How much does a meal cost here if we get at it like mad?Shenyang Why so / Whats wrong?Uncle Zhao I mean if we order nothin but the best.Shenyang About 10,000 to 20,000.Uncle Zhao Whut if smebody eats today and pays tomorrow?小沈阳：打白条儿啊？赵本山：不是啊，不是打白条，不差钱，有钱。喏。小沈阳：啥意思？赵本山：小费。小沈阳：妈呀，大爷你真敞亮，你太帅了。赵本山：给一百块钱还帅呢。我跟你说这不白给啊。一会儿客人到了，你一定要给足我面子，明白吗？我到点菜的时候，你得替我兜着点。小沈阳：咋兜呢？赵本山：既把面子给了，但是呢又不能花得.太狠。我要点贵菜.小沈阳：我就说没有呗。赵本山：哎呀妈呀，你太厉害了。来来来，拿点。再给你30，来。小沈阳：我跟你都明码的哦。赵本山：谢谢。小沈阳：放心吧。毛毛： 爷爷，我有点饿了。赵本山：饿了？来碗面条。小沈阳：呃，78一碗。赵本山：啥面？这么贵。小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面。赵本山：是不是卤子贵？小沈阳：卤不要钱。赵本山：那就来碗卤子，先尝尝咸淡。快去，快去。小沈阳：妈呀，没这么上过呀。赵本山：那是我没来，我要来，你早就这么上了。去吧去吧。小沈阳：这老爷子，我要说面条不要钱，要面条了你还。Shenyang Youll give me an IOU?Uncle Zhao Not that. Ive got the money anyway. Take this.Shenyang Whats it?Uncle Zhao A tip for you.Shenyang You do understand people / things / the world, sir - you look cool!Uncle Zhao Whuts a hundred yuan to me! Still, you aint get it for nothin. When my guest cmes, you put on a show with me. If I order expensive food, you should stop me doin so.Shenyang Like how?Uncle Zhao Showin due respect for my guest, yes. Spendin too much on a meal, no. Whut if I ask for somethin dear?Shenyang Ill say sorry, this we dont have.Uncle Zhao Youre smart. Cme, heres another 30 yuan.Shenyang Im not gonna cheat you when it comes to prices.Uncle Zhao Thank you, boy.Shenyang Nothing much.Yadar Grandpa, Im hungry.Uncle Zhao How muchs a bowl of noodles?Shenyang 78 yuan.Uncle Zhao Whut noodles can be so expensive?Shenyang Scottish sauced noodles.Uncle Zhao Does the sauce cost much, too?Shenyang Its free.Uncle Zhao Get us a bowl of sauce, so we can see whether the tastes right. Quick.Shenyang Thats no way to serve a meal, sir.Uncle Zhao You think so only becuse I didnt show up here before. Now its time to make sme change.Shenyang (to himself) Had I said the noodles are free, he wouldve asked for noodles. (Exits) 赵本山：来，站起来。跟你说，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你一定要给我争个脸，好不？这是人生最好的一次机会，知道吗？爷爷培养了你，都已经四十多年了。毛毛： 爷爷，我才多大。赵本山：我还培养你爸三十多年呢。这不，你爸那是个半成品，我都给培养成文化站站长了。你一定要超过他，有决心吗？毛毛： 有。赵本山：表一下决心。毛毛： 我指定：洪湖水，浪打浪，长江后浪推前浪，一浪更比一浪强，把我爹拍在沙滩上！赵本山：有志向。小沈阳：哎，来了。赵本山：来，先把这卤子喝了，这孩子饿了。毛毛： 爷爷，有点咸了。赵本山：没事，给她整碗水去。小沈阳：免费的水，不是？赵本山：白开水就行。真够抠的。 Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Listen here, Yadar. When Mr. Bi from CCTVs Starlight Broadway cmes, you must show you best, OK? Its the best opportnity for you own future. Grandpas been preparin you over the past 40-plus years.Yadar Grandpa, see how old I am now.Uncle Zhao I prepared you daddy for 30 extra years. Though he aint good enough, hes the chief of the townships cultural center. So you really should outdo him. Can you make it or not?Yadar I can.Uncle Zhao Swear if youre serious.Yadar The Yangtze River like the Hong waters rolls on and on, Each wave behind higher than the one at the front. Young people are born to challenge their elders; Ill beach my daddy like. like a wrecked old ship.Uncle Zhao Good for you / Well said!(Shenyang enters again.)Shenyang Heres the sauce for you.Uncle Zhao (to Yadar) Eat this, so you wont be too hungry.Yadar Grandpa, its a bit salty.Uncle Zhao (to Shenyang) Fetch her sme water to drink.Shenyang You mean free water?Uncle Zhao Just plain boiled water, you miser.（毕福剑上）小沈阳： 哟，你不是那谁吗，你是那个.蒙住了。朱军？！不是朱军。白岩松？！不是。老毕.你是毕老师吗？！毕福剑：我姓毕。小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师来了。你咋出来了呢？哎呀我的妈呀，快来人啊，毕老师，一会儿该跑了。赵本山：干啥，吵吵巴火的，让狼撵了咋的？小沈阳：毕老师.赵本山：我知道，这就是我要请的客人。小沈阳：哎呀我的妈呀，毕老师，你给我照个相呗！赵本山: 你先等一会儿。刚到是吧？毕福剑：刚到，刚到。赵本山：我在这儿等半天了。毕福剑：你好你好。请问您是.？赵本山：你找谁？毕福剑：我找莲花乡文化站站长赵铁柱。赵本山：找对了，这就是赵铁柱的爹，我是.毛毛： 赵铁柱是我爹。赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹。你不是找爹吗？啊不，找就对了。毕福剑：爹.不是，我找您儿子。赵本山：他在乡里等你呢。啊呀，乡里布置得老隆重啊，乡长、书记都在那儿排队等你呢。布一个大厅，完事弄一个大房间，给你弄一个大照片挂中间，周围全是花呀。毕福剑：老哥，这花都什么颜色？赵本山：白的、黄的都有啊。很漂亮，真的。老百姓都拿笔等着，等得都哭啊，等你呢。毕福剑：哭什么？赵本山：这不激动吗，你去了。来吧，请.毕福剑：咱去乡里吧。赵本山：别介，乡里布置我，说先搁铁岭吃一顿，完事上那儿。你看吧。 (Bi Fujian, MC / anchorman of CCTVs Starlight Broadway program, enters.)Shenyang Why, arent you that one - Zhujun! Oh sorry. Bai Yansong? Oh no. Or a Bi something! Are you Mr. Bi?CCTV Man Im Bi Fujian.Shenyang Come here everyone, its Mr. Bi here. (T