《出租车司机》英语短剧.doc

出租车司机英语话剧剧本A Taxi Driverby Sofia Chen 一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。烦人的女孩、孕妇、抢匪、不管事的警察，甚至还遇到了鬼。CastRobberPolice officerGhost studentTaxi driverPregnant woman-SummaryThis story talks about a poor taxi driver, Tommy, who meets many strange things in one day. First, he carries a pregnant woman. That pregnant woman makes him feel nervous.Second, he carries a robber and meets a police officer who only manages traffic. At last, he carries a ghost student.Pregnant woman: Hey! Taxi!Pregnant woman: Thanks. You are real a very kind man.Tommy: Where are you going?Pregnant woman: Hospital, please.Tommy: Youre going to the prenatal checkup, right? It must be very tiring carrying a baby.Pregnant woman: Yeah. Its almost nine months.Tommy: Woo. Congratulations.Pregnant woman: Thank you.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Are you ok?Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Is it time now? Are you going to deliver your baby now? I will drive as fast as I can. Stay down.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Were almost there.Pregnant woman: (screaming)Tommy: Here we are.Pregnant woman: Are we at the hospital? Well, how much is it?Tommy: Arent you going into labor?Pregnant woman: Me? Are you kidding? Its still a long time before the expected date of childbirth.Tommy: What? Well, what were you just doing?Pregnant woman: Oh, I was just practicing! This is my first time to have a baby, you know. Practice makes perfect! I need to be ready so it will go smoothly.Tommy: Practice! All right well, the total is one hundred twenty dollars.Tommy: This woman was so strange! I thought she was going to deliver the baby in my car!Robber: Get out of here, quickly!Tommy: A strange pregnant woman just got off my car and now here comes a robber.Tommy: Where do you want to go?Robber: Shut up! Just drive!Tommy: HeyHey. Be careful, theres no eye in bullets.Robber: Shut up! Just drive your car.Tommy: Ok! Ok! You are the boss.Robber: Humyour gold necklace is very good looking. If it were on my neck, that would be nice.Tommy: Ohcomcome on, dont do this to me. This is a fake one. I just try to look tough by wearing it.Robber: STOP nonsense! Dont treat me like a fool, I warn you! I will shoot you!Tommy: OK! OK! Take it easy. My mouth is sealed.Robber: . I dont want to do this really but I have 6 brothers, 7 sisters and 8 kids to feed. I even have to sell chewing gums, raise pigs. The worse of all, my husband just got out of the jailI really have no choice.Tommy: Dont be so sad. Here is tissue.Robber: Thank you. Now give me your gold necklace! Hurry up! Do you want to eat bullets!Tommy: Butbutbut.Robber: Just hand it to me or Ill become a really bad guy!Tommy: I dont want to die yet.The police: BeepBeep stop the car.Tommy: OH! Thank God! I am safe now! Hey, cop, a robber wants to rob me and.Police officer: Show me your license and registration.Tommy: Butsir.I got a robber in my back.Police officer: I only watch out for traffic! The public security is not my business.Tommy: Not your business? ButPolice officer: Heres your ticket. You were speeding.Tommy: But I got a robber in my car! She told me if I couldnt drive fast enough, shed shoot me.Police officer: And where is the robber?Tommy: Just right over.what! Shes gone; she was here just now.Police officer: See.your lie is stupid Remember to take the ticket.Tommy: Sir! Sir!Tommy: Im so unlucky. Today is not my day! Oh, no! How did I come to this middle-of-nowhere? Someones waving at me. Who would take a taxi in this strange place?Tommy: Hello! Serving you is my honor. Where do you want to go?Ghost student: To my home, please.Tommy: Umcan you say it more clearly? I dont know where your home is.Ghost student: Oh, my home is located on Ta-Du Mountain.Tommy: No problem. Um its an unusual place to live.Ghost student: Yes. Its very special. My ancestors all lived here.Tommy: Oh! Youve lived here for a long time, right?Ghost student: Thats right.Tommy: Here we are, but I dont see any houses around. By the way, its so dark here.Ghost student: Dont be so surprised. Were in the mountain.Tommy: Are you sure your home is here?Ghost student: Yes. How much is it?Tommy: UmThe total is 100 dollars.Gh