音乐小品 非诚勿扰.doc

其他范文/相声小品剧本 音乐小品 非诚勿扰 音乐小品 非诚勿扰人物：李 总财务总监刘英俊男刀 朗男唐 生男郭 郭财务人员赵静芷财务人员白淑珍财务人员刘 姐婚介公司经理场景：公司员工宿舍音乐起，艾薇儿女朋友。李 总：（唱）hey, hey, you, you, i dont like your girlfriendno way, no way, i think you need a new onehey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriendhey, hey, you, you, i know that you like meno way, no way, you know its not a secrethey, hey, you, you, i want to be your girlfriendyoure so fine, i want you mine, youre so deliciousi think about you all the time, youre so addictivedont you know what i can do to make you feel alright?alright, alright, alrightdont pretend, i think you know im preciousand so yeah, im a hey, hey princessi can tell you like me too and you know im rightim right, im right, im rightshes like so whateveryou could do so much betteri think we should get together nowand thats what everybody?s talking abouthey, hey, you, you, i dont like your girlfriendno way, no way, i think you need a new onehey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriendhey, hey, you, you, i know that you like meno way, no way, you know it?s not a secrethey, hey, you, you, i want to be your girlfriendi can see the way, i see the way you look at meand even when you look away i know you think of mei know you talk about me all the time again and againand again and again and againso come over here and tell me what i wanna hearbetter yet, make your girlfriend disappeari dont wanna hear you say her name ever againand again and again and again?cause shes like so whateverand she could do so much betteri think we should get together nowand thats what everybodys talking abouthey, hey, you, you, i dont like your girlfriendno way, no way, i think you need a new onehey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriendhey, hey, you, you, i know that you like meno way, no way, you know its not a secrethey, hey, you, you, i want to be your girlfriendoh, in a second youll be wrapped around my fingerwoo, cause i can, ?cause i can do it bettertheres no other, so whens it gonna sink in?hey, shes so stupid, just what were you thinking?in a second youll be wrapped around my fingercause i can, ?cause i can do it bettertheres no other, so whens it gonna sink in?shes so stupid, just what were you thinking?hey, hey, you, you, i dont like your girlfriendno way, no way, i think you need a new onehey, hey, you, you, i could be your girlfriendno way, no wayhey, hey, i know that you like meno way, no way, you know its not a secrethey, hey, i want to be your girlfriendno way, no way, no way, no way（这一首也可以放录音）音乐停。（李总上场。）李 总：我们做财务工作的就是忙，每天只见月亮不见太阳。员工工作干劲特别强，遇到困难就像狼遇见了羊。其实工作上我从来都不操心，可生活上我却难以把心放。眼看着她们的年龄一天天大了还没对象，我是看在眼里急在心上。正好我的好姐妹在婚介公司当经理，我就跟她说了请她帮个忙。这不约在今天下午双方见个面，这好女更要配上如意郎。小郭，小赵，小白快出来。几个人上场。（一个揉眼睛，一个打哈欠，一个抻懒腰）几 人：李姐。老 总：都准备好了吗？郭 郭：还行。赵静芷：差不多。白淑珍：快了。李 总：你看看你们几个，平时工作一个赛一个，再看生活中得过且过。都说兵熊熊一个，将熊熊一窝，我这么杰出的职业女性怎么就带出你们几个？真是让我恨钢不成铁。几 人：啊？老 总：我都让你们给气糊涂了，赶紧再精心准备准备，相亲的男生马上就到了。刘姐上场。刘 姐：现代人生活节奏越来越快，弄得年轻人都没有时间谈恋爱。据说现在都到了剩女时代，男生退化得特别奇怪。不是我不明白，世界变化快，女生越来越帅，男生越来越乖，唉，没办法，阴盛阳衰！李 总：刘姐，你来了，欢迎欢迎。（握手）刘 姐：咱们俩可是组织者，得想个什么方法让他们见面。李 总：我觉得就用电视上非诚勿扰的形式，你看怎么样？刘 姐：好是好，不过咱们得变一变，都是年轻人，就采用歌曲的形式作自我介绍，怎么样？李 总：好，就这