三分钟英语演讲稿幽默.doc

love your motherwhy are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?.because im a woman, she told him.,.i dont understand, he said.his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k.,.later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say. ,. the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.,.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?,? god answered.:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,.i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.,.i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without,.i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly.she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears.,.i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness.when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even thoughshe may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives. but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.3-5(30)3530 19i believe in our futurehonorable judges, fellow students:good afternoon!recently, ther is a heated debate in our society. the college students are the beneficiaries of a rare privilege, who receive exceptional education atextraordinary places. but will we be able to face the challenge and support ourselves against all odds? will we be able to better the lives of others? will we be able to accept the responsibility of building the future of our country?the cynics say we care for nothing other than grades; and we neglect the need for character cultivation. but again, the cynics are wrong. we care deeply for each other, we cherish freedom, we treasure justice, and we seek truth. last week, thousands of my fellow students had their blood type tested in order to make a contribution for the children who suffer from blood cancer.as college students, we are adolescents at the critical turning point in our lives. we all face a fundamental choice: cynicism or faith, each will profoundly impact our future, or even the future of our country. i believe in all my fellow classmates. though we are still inexperienced and even a little bit childish. i believe that we have the courage and faith to meet any challenge and take on our responsibilities. we are preparing to assume new responsibilities and tasks, and to use the education we have received to make our world a better place. i believein our future.17 change the ingredients of your life 20change the ingredients of your lifeif kindness is added to a strange you will have a friend; but if hostility is added, you will have an enemy. if love is added to a pile of red bricks you will have a home, but if hatred is add to those bricks , you will have an concentration camp.so my dear friend, if faith, hope, love, endurance are added to your life, you will find the confidence to conquer your limitation and embrace new challenges. and hopefully with my speech included, you will have a fantastic speech contest. 100 16 21when two cultures meet, there may be things in one culture, which do not fit into the tradition of the other. when this happens, we need to learn to understand and respect the customs of another culture. then there are certain things some people may not like. to this, i will say, if you do not like it, please try to tolerate it. to learn to tolerate what you personally dont like is a great virtue at a time when different cultures mix and merge. before us, there are two rivers, eastern and western cultures. at present, they may run in different courses. but eventually, they will converge into the vast sea of human culture.right now, i can see peoples of eastern and western cultures, standing side by side, singing the olympic theme song: we are hand in hand, heart to heart, together we will shape a beautiful tomorrow! thank you!:! : :!() 21farewell, indifferencewho was the most well-known figure in china last month? its ma jiajuethe college student who murdered 4 of his roommates. many people attributed his crime to his poverty and deficient education. in my opinion, his crime also has much to do with his classmates indifference.indifference is a terrible disease in todays colleges and the whole society. its not rare that two students who have studied together for 4 years have never spoken to each other. its not rare that a student who has been absent from class for several days is not noticed at all. its also not rare that a student who has severe psychological problems is not cared about at all.some people may say what the students with psychological problems like ma jiajue need is not care but psychotherapy. however, when people are ill, what they need most is not only medical treatment, but also care from people around them. every smile and every caring word will bring sunshine to their life.3good evening ,ladies and gentlemen:.process.a73me.ireorgonizedinteresting.moreover 4it.thesedonnot!ideal societygood evening, ladies and gentlemen:id like to start with a group of pictures.modern and advanced? this society forgets, and ignores the other two thirds of human beings. its far from the ideal! we call ideal as a utopian, a place where reality does not exist. a few people still look forward to the ideals. we make fun of them, considering they are naive. will we still be content to live in such a society, if misfortune drops to us? no! of cause not!when we feel the warmth of the sun, these people, endure great sorrows and pains. can we imagine that? they are our brother and sisters!facing them, will we still have the mood shouting for our own freedom?facing them, will we still want to have more and more unnecessary stuff?they are unable to meet their needs, even the basic needs of survival! everyone, as a member ofhumanity, shouldnt feel ashamed? our luxury deprived their lives, our indifference violated our soul, and our barbarity destroyed human civilization!whats the ideal society? its a society no one worries about their living, a society no one is refused from education, a society everyone can pursue his/her own happiness! the ideal society is filled with love, joy and kindness. in that society, we can touch the others hearts, we can share our dreams and most important, we can just be the true men!lets break the ethnic divide, bridge the gap between rich and poor, hand in hand, to build a great wall, protecting us from evil; to construct a steady bridge, connecting reality to the ideal society! lets pursue for that, thats the only way to the bright future!they are watching us!thank you!smoking is a greater cause of death and disability than any single disease, says the world health organisation.according to their figures, it is responsible for approximately five million deaths worldwide every year.tobacco smoking is a known or probable cause of approximately 25 diseases, and even the who says that its impact on world health is not fully assessed.heart attack and strokeuk studies show that smokers in their 30s and 40s are five times more likely to have a heart attack than non-smokers.if you smoke for a lifetime, there is a 50% chance that your eventual death will be smoking-related - half of all these deaths will be in middle age.smoking also increases the risk of having a stroke.lung problemsanother primary health risk associated with smoking are lung cancer, which kills more than 20,000 people in the uk every year.us studies have shown that men who smoke increase their chances of dying from the disease by more than 22 times.women who smoke increase this risk by nearly 12 times.lung cancer is a difficult cancer to treat - long term survival rates are poor.smoking also increases the risk of oral, uterine, liver, kidney, bladder, stomach, and cervical cancers, and leukaemia.the lung damage which causes emphysema is irreversible, and makes it extremely difficult to breathe.harm to childrensmoking in pregnancy greatly increases the risk of miscarriage, is associated with lower birthweight babies, and inhibited child development.smoking by parents following the birth is linked to sudden infant death syndrome, or cot death, and higher rates of infant respiratory illness, such as bronchitis, colds, and pneumonia.nicotine, an ingredient of tobacco, is listed as an addictive substance by the us authorities.although the health risks of smoking are culmulative, giving up can yield health benefits regardless of the age of the patient, or the length of time they have been smoking.future impactby 2020, the who expects the worldwide death toll to reach 10 million, causing 17.7% of all deaths in developed countries.there are believed to be 1.1 billion smokers in the world, 800 million of them in developing countries.good afternoon ladies and gentlemenim very honored to stand here and give you a short speech! to begin with ,i want to ask a question .does everybody dream a good dream last night?actually ,today i want to talk about dream with you. of course, what i want to talk is not a dream you have last night,but a dream about life.everyone has dreams about life, different dreams at different life stage,and we need dreams to support us. dreams are like the stars we never reach in the sky,but like most mariners,we can chart our course by them. with the dream,we have a direction,with a direction, we were no longer confused.with the dream, there is hope,with hope, we have the strength to fight.my breath swallows the sky and make the yellow river overflow, my sword is famous in kyushu and it can collapse the five sacred mountains. at some time in the past i also had am bitious words and i had some achievements. each achievement results from my hard work. i always believe that if you want to have more achievements than others, you must work harder.hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. hold fast to dreams, for when dreams go, life is a barren field frozen with snow. so my dear friends, think of your old and maybe dead dreams. whatever it is, pick it up and make it alive from today. lets- move -out! thank you for your listening!catch the starcatch the star that holds your destiny, the one that forever twinkles w ithin your heart.accept the fact that not ev eryone is going to approve of the choices youve made. have faith in your judgment. catch the star that twinkles in your heart and it will lead you t o your destinys path.value your capabilities and talents for they are what make you truly unique. the greatest gifts in life are not purchased, but acquired through hard work and determination.we are the world ,we are the futuresomeone said we are reading the first verse of the first chapter of a book, whose pages are infinite. i dont know who wrote these words, but ive always liked them as a reminder that the future can be anything we want it to be. we are all in the position of the farmers. if we plant a good seed ,we reap a good harvest. if we plant nothing at all, we harvest nothing at all.we are young. how to spend the youth? it is a meaningful question. to answer it, first i have to ask what do you understand by the word youth? youth is not a time of life, its a state of mind. its not a matter of rosy cheeks, red lips or supple knees. its the matter of the will. its the freshness of the deep spring of life.a poet said to see a world in a grain of sand, and a heaven in a wild flow