Why the tortoise’s shell is not smooth 剧本.doc

Why the tortoises shell is not smoothTT-Tortoise（狡猾邪恶的乌龟）BA-Bird A（鸟中的大姐头，明白事理，有领导气质）BB-Bird B（脾气很坏的鸟，很厌恶乌龟）BC-Bird C（善良的小鹦鹉，最后黑化得很可怕XD）H-Host（词极少，兼顾一头一尾两处旁白）Why the tortoises shell is not smooth? Its all begin with a feast in the skyNow, Ill tell you the storyBA: Hey, have you heard that we are all invited to a feast in the sky?BB: Really? Thats wonderful, especially at this hard time. The famine has nearly killed me!BC: Yeah, thats true. Im starving to death, too. Do you think its better for us to make some preparations for the feast?BA: Of course, its so kind of the host to invite us, we cant lose manner. So lets get dressed up!BB&BC：OK！TT: Can you guess what happened? At this time of the horrible famine, instead of searching food, all the birds are occupied in dressing up! Wonder why? OK, Ill tell you. Nothing can escape my noticeThey are all invited to a feast in the sky! But its unfair! Im suffer-ing starvation, too! Look! My body rattled like a dry stick in myempty shell! So, I have to join them!TT: Good morning, my beautiful ladies! You look so charming today!BA: Oh, hey, Tortoise, why are you here?TT: Oh, my real charmer, Im here just to beg you to let me go to the feast with you.BB: With us? No way! We know you too well! You are full of cunning and you are ungrateful. If we allow you to come with us you will soon begin your mischief. We know you of old. TT: Oh, its so sad you all think wrongly of me. You do not know me. I am a changed man. Im not the mischievous man you once knew.On the contrary, I am thoughtful and well-meaning. I have learned that a man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself. Rest assured, I promise Ill not cause you any trouble.BA: En Let us discuss about it.BC: I guess I have been convinced by his words. Now I believe that he isa changed man. So Shall we take him to the feast?BB: OK, whatever. As a matter of fact, though with a little reluctance, Im convinced, too.BA: Listen tortoise, well each lend you a feather with which you can make two splendidly colorful wings. But, remember, no mischief!TT: I promise, my beautiful lady.TT: There is one important thing which we must not forget ,when people are invited to a great feast like this, they take new names for the occasion. Our host in the sky will expect us to honor age-old custom.BB: But I never heard of it.BC: Neither did I, but since tortoise is widely traveled, I think he must know the custom of different peoples.BA: So what should I called?BC: How about Bird A?BA: En, good. Whats yours?TT: You can call me “all of you”.H: Hello my guests! Welcome to my palace! So glad to see you!Birds: Thanks for your invitation.BA: Hey, tortoise. Say something for us please. We know you havealways been a orator.TT: Its our honor to be invited here. You are so generous and kind.I think I will always remember this precious moment through out my life. And I will tell my little baby about the generous host in the sky.BB: Look, the host is really happy with what he said. Tortoise always has a sweet tongue.BC: Yeah, its wise for us to take him, isnt it?BA: En hmmH: Now you can start to eat! Help yourself, I hope you enjoy the dishes.TT: For whom have you prepared this feast?H: For all of you.TT: You remember that my name is all of you. The custom here is to serve the spokesman first and the others later. They will serve you when I have eaten.H: Funny, why dont you eat? Oh, I got it. It must be your custom to leave all the food for your king.BC: Tortoise is so bad. I am hungry.BA: Yes! We are so stupid to believe him. How could he do like this?BB: We shouldnt help him any more. Give me my feather!BA: And mine!BC: Mine, too, please.TT: Oh, no. Now how can I go back to the ground safely without wings?BC: Maybe, I can help you.TT: You are so kind. Please, tell my wife to bring out all the soft things in my house and cover the ground with them so that I can jump down from the sky without hurting myself.BC: Ok. Good bye! Enjoy your meal!BC: Mrs. Tortoise, listen, your husband asked me to deliver a message to you. He wants you to bring out all the hard and sharp things in the house.TT: It seems my wife is busy taking things out. She must have follow my words, and now I can jump.TT: Hey, wait! What are those covering the ground? Damn! Oh,