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其他范文/相声小品剧本 reconciliation aact iiris and her sister, annie are walking into the living room. iris: oh! what a boring day! annie, whens dad coming home?annie: dont worry; hell be back soon. dad has been working hard these days. dont you dare bother him.iris: butdont you think that he doesnt care about us? mother has been dead for two years. but dad seldom spends time with us. he only cares about his job. annie: speak for yourself! do you know how hard dad has been working? he works like an ox. weve got to have understanding for his situation.iris: hun! i dont care! i think he ought to find some time to be with us.just then the doorbell ringsiris: ha! look who is here! it must be dad! ill go get the door.he goes to open the dooriris: hello! dadwhoa! how come you guys are here?bad kid#1: hello! whats up, man! want to go out and play with us?bad kid#2: oh! yeah! i heard there is a new movie on called stinks and pinks. want to check it out with us?bad kid#3: or how about going to an internet caf?iris: no, thanks. maybe some other time. i am waiting for mydad to come home.bad kid#1: oh! little boy is waiting for his dad to come home. i thought your dad doesnt care about you. oh! come on! how touching!bad kid#2: yeah! i am waiting for my dad to come home. mimic, make fun of him ha! ha! ha!iris: whats wrong with waiting for my dad to come home! although he doesnt spend a lot of time with me, i am sure heloves me!bad kid#3: all right! if thats what you want. come on, guys. lets go!bad kid#2: if you ever change your mind, call us! we are justhanging around in the neighborhood.iris: i dont think i will call you guys. bye! she closes the doorannie: youd better watch out. dont get too close to them.they are three bad teenagers if you ask me.iris: hah! i will deal with my relationship with them, and you deal with yours, ok? at least they are pretty nice to me at school.annie: ok! ok! you dont have to yell that loud, you know! i am just trying to tell you that hanging out with them is bad, thatsall. someday you will suffer from any bad decision you might makenow.the doorbell rings againannie: oh! dad is finally back. she goes to open the door.iris: dad, you are back!dad: hahe yawns what a tiring day!iris: dad, lets go out and have dinner. we havent eaten together for a long time!dad: oh! iris, go do your homework. i am really tired. i promiseto eat out with you tomorrow.iris: uh! then, lets go for a walk in the park! it will berelaxing.dad: have you had enough of your foolishness? cant you see that i am really tired?iris: but we havent been together for days!dad: every day i go to work in the morning, trying to make a living. cant you just leave me alone for a while?iris: yeah! but you cant just pretend we are not in your life!iris runs back to her room.dad: uh! my head hurtsthe bell rings and he answers the door. .teacher: good evening. is mr. smith at home?dad: i am mr. smith. and you are?teacher: hi! i am iris teacher. my name is nancy black. i hate to tell you this, but i believe that your daughter has been cheating at school lately. dad: what?teacher: i hope you can talk to your daughter about this. i am very sorry to tell you this. its very late. ive got to go. bye!dad: thanks for telling me about this. i will talk to her about this . goodbye.father closes the door irisiriscome out right away.iris: whats up, daddad: you. youhe slaps iris on the face your teacher just came. she said that you cheated at school. how can you do this to me? you should feel ashamed of yourself!annie: dad, stop it! she grabs his fathers handiris: huh! do you want to know why i cheated at school? it is because of you! i did this because i want to get yourattention! why did you slap my face?dad: shocked what have i done? i didnt mean to do that you know? i was.was too angry. you dont have to cheat to draw my attention you know!iris: huh! i knew it from the beginning. you dont love me. thats it! i am living home once and for all. i am going to stay with my friends. annie: dont do this! iris! no! dad didnt do it onpurpose, he didnt mean it! dont do this!iris: huh! whose side are you on? dont speak for dad!she runs away from home annie: iris! iris! no! what a mess!dad: uh! it is all my fault. i shouldnt have slapped her on the face. i admit i am not a good father. working every day, i forget to spend time playing with her. i wonder what will happen to her? he faintsannie: are you all right, dad?dad: i am fine. go find him right away!annie: dont worry, dad. shell take care of herself! she knows what is right and wrong. here! let me take you to bed. dad: ok! lets hope nothing goes wrong again! may god bless you, iris!act iipasserby#1 walks onto the stagebad kid#1: ha-ha-ha. look at what that nerd is wearing.bad kid#2: it looks like he got that suit from out of the garbage cans. whats the matter? cant find a better one to wear?bad kid#3: and look at his stylish hair. is this the nineteen fifties? ha-ha-ha!passerby#1: glances at the boys what are you boys doing here? it is impolite to insult someone. i wonder who taught you boysmanners?bad kid#3: what? do you want a fight? huh! it is none of yourbusiness.passerby#2 walks onto the stagebad kid#2: wo-wo-wo would you look at that girl? not bad looking, hun?bad kid#1: hello- my lady. want to go for a ride?passerby#2: huh! what are you boys wondering around here for? go home and do your homework. you boys make me sick to mystomach.bad kid#3: you dont have the right to teach us what to do,lady.passerby#2: i may not have the right, but you boys shouldntwonder around here. turns around and walk down the stage.bad kid#1:hum! why so upset? do we have to do everything that you agree on, huh?bad kid#2: hah! iris, why are you so quite? cat got your tongue?david: iibad kid#1: what is the matter with you? if you have any problems,we will take care of it for you.iris: i was just thinking. it has been three days since i ran away from home. i wonder if my family is worried about me or not.bad kid#3: i thought you hated your father. i heard he slapped you on the face.bad kid#1: wow! that got to hurt. if i were you, i would neverhave anything to do with him again.iris: this is a different issue. i started the argument first. i did something bad in the first place.bad kid#2: why do you still care about your father anyway?look who is here? its your dad.iris: really? dadbad kid#3: wait! let me revenge for you!dad and annie come onto the stage.bad kid#2: yo! mr. smith. i heard you slapped my buddys face. is that true or what?bad kid#3: i am going to show you that beating up kids isnt right.annie: huh! little rats running around streets. go away at once.this is our business to take care of.bad kid#1: who do you think you are? the president of the united states? what gives you the right to command us?annie: i am her sister if you want to know. go away! you boys will only make things worse.dad: david, i am really sorry. it was my fault. please forgive me.iris: iidad.bad kid#2: forget it. he will never come with you!dad: be quite! you havent been to school for days, iris. dont hang around with these kids anymore. they will turn youinto a worse kid.bad kid#1: oh, oh, oh. you mean she is bad in the first place. ha! that is what you just said.iris: startled dad! why did you say that? i am not a bad kid.they are my friends. why did you say that i have turned into a bad kid? i know! you still cannot forgive me!annie: stop it! iris, dont believe their words. their words poison your mind. i have told you they are not worth being with!dad: iris, i didnt mean this! listen to me!iris: no! no!bad kid#3: see! old man. she does not welcome you. you might as well forget about her.annie: you, be quite! prepare to have a fight.dad: stops annie hah! forget it! lets go home. iris, i justwant you to know i didnt mean what i just said and i hope you can forgive me for what i did last time. you keep cool and think about it.annie: be careful with these kids. they are bad.she walks away with dadbad kid#3: ah! what a day!bad kid#2: see! we showed that old man something.iris: i dont feel good. please do not bother me now.bad kid#1: ha! we just helped you. at least you should say thanks.bad kid#2: seriously speaking, it is quite boring here. letsgo somewhere else! how about the internet caf around the corner?bad kid#3: but we dont have any money!bad kid#1: like you were just born! why dont we steal some!bad kid#3: oh! yeah! what a great idea! you are the man, boss!bad kid#2:iris, we are going to borrow some money from someone.you just stay behind and watch.iris: excuse me, but maybe i heard you wrong. you were about to make a burglary? how could you?bad kid#1: stop being a pussycat. come on! lets do it! what are you afraid of?bad kid#2: well, are you going or what?iris: no, i wont! so, my sister was right. you guys are bad!bad kid#3: yeah, i thought you knew! well, it looks like ourfriendship is over. bye! dont let us see you again! you are useless to us now!iris: you guys didnt care about me in the first place, did you? now i know who you boys really are, i am out of here! pick up a phone and dial 911 hello? is this the police station? yes, this is 123, neihu road, section 4. there are three guys trying tosteal something from a house. i repeat! there are three guys trying to steal something from a house. bad kid#1: ha why did you just did that ? we were just kidding.good-bye! i am out of here! you will pay for this!iris: who needs you! get out of here. the three bad boys go awayiris: oh man! i misunderstood dad and annie. what shall i do?good kid#1: hah! isnt this iris? i havent seen you for days! iris: hello! what a surprise to see you, too!good kid#2: you havent been to school lately. what happened toyou?iris: weeellllll, dont mention it.good kid#1: hah! we are good friends. tell me about it.iris: ok! here is what happened! thisand. thenfinally.good kid#2: oh! i see. you are in a bad situation here.good kid#1:look at you! why did you act so childishly in thefirst place?iris: it was all my fault. i shouldnt have trusted them. i am really sorry about putting my family in this situation. good kid#2: why dont you say this to your father? iris: i am afraid that if i screw up again, then he will never care about me anymore.good kid#1: dont worry. there is no father in the worldwho would not love his child. look, who in the world neverhas an argument with his father? come on, face it. go and apologize. everything might turn out to be all right!iris: my father has been working really hard. maybe that is why he was so upset about my cheating!good kid#2: i know! your father and mine work in the same company. they are working on a project now. if all goeswell, then his salary will rise. you father must have worked really hard to achieve this goal! that is why he goes home so late every day!iris: then i am in deep trouble now! i really misunderstood him. good kid#1: look! your father cares about you. go now andapologize!iris: yes, i will. oh, right! tomorrow is his birthday! i am going to buy a present for him.good kid#2: ok! lets go together. good kid#3 comesgood kid#3: iris! iris! oh! iris, ive got some bad news.your father just fainted. he looks awful. youd better go home.iris: what? how could this happen? i must go home instantly.good kid#2: did he really?good kid#3: hmm. iris sister called me about this and asked me to find her.good kid#1: ok, lets go and see if your father is allright or not.iris: all right.act iiiannie: dont worry, da
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