成长的烦恼 第一季文本Growing Pains 102 Springsteen.doc

Growing Pains 102A. Jason: Hi, Im Jason Seaver. I am psychiatrist. I spent last 15 years helping people with the problems. B. Maggie: And Im Maggie Seaver. And I spent last 15 years helping our kids with problems, even Jason wouldnt believe. C. Jason: Now Maggie has gone back to work as a reporter for the local Newspaper. D. Maggie: Jason has moved his practice in the house, so we can be there for the kids. E. Jason: They are great kids. F. Maggie: Most of the time. G. Jason: And rest of the time? H. Maggie: We love them, anyway. I. Jason: Yeah. J. Ben: Unbelievable.1. Mike: This is it - my Springsteen tickets. 2. Maggie: When did they outgrow skateboards? 3. Jason: When you buy them a Camaro. 4. Mike: Yeah. Ok, bye. 5. Jason: Gonna see Springsteen, ah? 6. Mike: Yeah, tomorrow night. Its gonna be awesome. Ladies and gentlemen the boss 7. Carol: Wait, wait. I thought the Springsteens concert was sold out. 8. Mike: Sold out? Carol, to a man with connections, nothings ever sold out. That just happened to be Seth Jameson, nephew of the man whose brother-in-law owns the hot dog concession of the coliseum. 9. Jason: Wow. 10. Carol: So, did you get tickets? 11. Mike: Did I get the tickets? Of course, I got tickets. 12. Carol: You did? Springsteen? 13. Mike: Well, no. To the Icecapades (乐队名). We have got very good seats, and two free hot dogs. 14. Carol: Talk about connections. Are those all-beef dogs? 15. Maggie: Oh, its too bad about the concert. You must be disappointed. 16. Mike: Oh, no. I still got a couple of things going. Ill get the tickets. Alright, this is it. Hello, yes. Talk to me. Yeah, yeah. Ok, yeah Ill see you. 17. Jason: No dice? 18. Mike: No. Jerry was sure hed be able to get those tickets from his friend Chichi, but. 19. Maggie: Chichi? Jason, our son knows people named Chichi? 20. Jason: Maggie, we cannot judge somebodys on the base of a name. Anyway, Mike you will say. 21. Mike: Yes, Chichis parole officer didnt think it would be such a good idea for him to scout tickets so close to the trial. 22. Jason: Good judgments there Chichi. 23. Maggie: We are sorry, honey. 24. Mike: Thats all right. I still got one more shot. Yeah, Jimski, Yes, Mike. Yeah, look, I got to have those tickets. Yes, look offer them anything they want. What? My jacket? My leather jacket, the one smells like actual cattle? 25. Jason: He delivered papers for two years to get that jacket. He loves that jacket. I love that jacket. Of course I never had a jacket that nice. 26. Mike: Ok, ok, you can have the jacket. Oh, come on. Jimmy. Oh, oh. Look, I hate to even ask Jerry that. Yeah, all right. Call me right back. He wanted a date with Jerrys sister. 27. Maggie: Trixy? Shes only 11. 28. Mike: I said no. 29. Jason: Mike, you dont really wanna part with that jacket, do you? 30. Mike: No. But Dad there is no way that Bruce is gonna play 10 miles from my house and Im gonna miss him. I got to go to that concert. 31. Jason: Here it is. 32. Mike: Yeah, what? Its impossible. Yeah, ok, see you. 33. Jason: Well? 34. Mike: Somebody offered him a house. 35. Maggie: A house? 36. Mike: Its just for a weekend. But its still out of our league. Unless 37. Maggie: Mike! 38. Jason: Ah, hah. 39. Mike: Ok, fine. 40. Jason: Mike, at least you still have that jacket, right? 41. Mike: Who cares? It smells like a dead cow. 42. Ben: Mom, Mom, Mom. I just saw a mouse in the yard like this big. 43. Maggie: Was this a mouse or a small sheep? 44. Ben: Well, it had beedy little eyes and a long tail, and went like this. 45. Carol: Thats a sheep, alright? 46. Maggie: Ok, ok. Where did I put those mousetraps? 47. Carol: What are you gonna do with the mousetraps, Mom? 48. Maggie: I will be honest with you, Carol. Ill plan to use them to trap mice. 49. Carol: Wont that kill them? 50. Maggie: Hopefully. 51. Carol: Mom. 52. Maggie: Carol, a Moms gonna do what a Moms gonna do? Son, bring in my Camembert. 53. Ben: All right, we are going in with the big guns. 54. Carol: Oh, Mom. I mean they are cute, harmless, little creatures. 55. Maggie: Carol, these are the same guys who carried the plague all through Europe during the tenth century and killed millions of people. 56. Carol: That was a thousand years ago, Mom. How long are you gonna hold the grudge. 57. Maggie: Michael. 58. Mike: Go ahead. Try it. Try to give me one good reason to go on living, Mom. 59. Maggie: The solid girl dancers. 60. Mike: At least Dads not here. I mean he really tried to cheer me up. 61. Maggie: Ah, the slime 62. Mike: I mean he always acts like, hes gonna be real sympathetic then before you know, he turns on you. Mike, Mike, Mike. I find that the time like this is always the best to keep a little perspective on life. 63. Maggie: At least, he didnt give that line about how rough he had it when he was your age. 64. Mike: No, no. Thats right ,he always says: Mike, now Im not gonna give you that a line about how rough I had when I was your age but I think that you should be aware that historically, people have had it rougher than this. 65. Jason: Hi. 66. Maggie: Hi. 67. Jason: Ah, we have mice? 68. Maggie: Yup, and if I am not back in 24 hours, call a cat. 69. Jason: Mike, Mike, Mike, still feeling pretty low, huh pal? 70. Mike: Dad, I am feeling fine, lets just drop it, ok? 71. Jason: Ah, come on, come on. I know what you are going through? 72. Mike: Yes, sure, Dad. 73. Jason: No, I do. I really do. You know I didnt want to bring it up this morning and depress you. But I have seen Springsteen in concert. 74. Mike: You have? 75. Jason: Huh, ten years ago. 76. Mike: Really? What was it like? 77. Jason: Amazing. I mean the guy completely blows your doors up. 78. Mike: Oh, God. I dont wanna hear this. 79. Jason: He made me feel so 80. Mike: Please. 81. Jason: free! 82. Mike: Dad. 83. Jason: I was gonna just walk out of that concert and hitchhiked right across the country. 84. Mike: Stop. 85. Jason: Sorry. Mike, if you had one wish right now. One thing, what would it be? 86. Mike: Dad, I am really not in the mood for this. 87. Jason: Come on, Mike, come on, come on. Tell me one thing that would make you the happiest guy in the world. What would it be? 88. Mike: A solid girl dancer 89. Jason: Alright, two wishes. 90. Mike: Front row tickets to the Springsteen concert. 91. Jason: Would the 7th row be alright? 92. Mike: Come on, Dad. Dont toy with my emotions. Huntington dry cleaning, three shirts, clean pressed, no starch. Thanks Dad. That was my third wish. 93. Jason: Ok, ok. Sorry wrong pocket. How about these? 94. Mike: Kick, Dad, you know what these are? These are Springsteen tickets. 95. Jason: Really? 96. Mike: I cant believe it, how did you get them? 97. Jason: Well, Mike, your Mom and I made a big decision: we could either afford to send you to a college or we could get those tickets. What do you think? 98. Mike: You made the right choice. I cant believe it, two tickets to Springsteen. Wait till I tell Jerry. Hes gonna freak. 99. Jason: Hey, wait a minute. Show some compassion. When Jerry finds out we are going. Its gonna kill him. We dont wanna rub it in. 100. Mike: Right, right. 101. Jason: Hey, Mike you dont really mind going to the concert with your old man. 102. Mike: No, no. 103. Jason: Youre sure? 104. Mike: Yes, Dad this is going to be great. 105. Jason: I mean you dont wanna take one of your buddies? 106. Mike: No. 107. Jason: You dont want to take Jerry? 108. Mike: No. 109. Jason: Peggy Zelinski? 110. Mike: No, Dad. I wanna go with you, really. 111. Jason: Well, alright. Then, lets call Jerry and rub it in. Just kidding. 112. Eddie: Hey, I swear it man. I have tried everywhere. Theres not one more ticket around. 113. Boner: Seaver. Did you just score tickets? 114. Mike: Did I say I was gonna score tickets? wala 115. Eddie: Outrageous. Where did you get these? 116. Mike: I have my connections. 117. Eddie: So, Mikey, buddy, broski just how many tickets have you got here? 118. Mike: Just two. 119. Eddie: What you think hes gonna take you, bonehead? Youll take me. Right, Mikey? 120. Mike: Sorry guys. No can do. 121. Eddie: Ok, can I be perspective. Let me guess. Peggy Zelinsky, right? 122. Boner: Oh, man, what an opportunity. Have you ever seen a girl after a Springsteen concert? They turn into wild animals. 123. Eddie: Have you asked her yet? 124. Mike: No, not exactly. I mean Peggy wants me, man. But hey she doesnt do it for me. Look, Ill be late for English. Got to go. 125. Eddie: Ill be late for English got to go. Seaver, you barely speak English. Who are you going with, man? 126. Mike: My father. 127. Boner: What? 128. Mike: My father. 129. Eddie: Who is my father? 130. Boner: Wait, is that the new weird kid from Pakistan? 131. Mike: No, man, Im going with my father. 132. Eddie: Youre gonna go see Springsteen with your father, man? Haha. 133. Mike: My father is not like a father, ok? Hes a cool guy. 134. Boner: Yeah, hes cool. Last time I was over there, he was waxing the floor, singing Puff the magic dragon! 135. Mike: Dont be a jerk, alright Boner! 136. Eddie: Im telling you, Seaver, its weird. 137. Mike: Its not weird, OK? I mean just because youre too big a jerk to do anything with your father, it doesnt mean that theres anything weird or uncool about it? You guys breath a word of this to anybody and youre dead meat. 138. Reporter: One fascinating aspect of tonights crowd is its broad age range, and if I am not mistaken, evidence of this cross generation appeal is right here. Excuse me, young man, did you attend this evenings concert with your father? 139. Mike: Who wants to know? 140. Reporter:. All of the Tri-state area. This is the news line, New York. Sir, is this your son? 141. Jason: Hey the big fella here? Not only is this my son,this is my best buddy 142. Reporter: Tell me Sir, isnt it unusual for a father and son to attend a rock roll concert together. 143. Jason: No, no way. Not in our family not in any familythat loves each other, right? 144. Reporter: Young man, anything youd like to say to your friends at school? 145. Maggie: Carol, I was just upstairs in the attic. 146. Carol: Hey thats great. Mom. 147. Maggie: All the cheeses gone, and all traps are sprung. But Theres no mice in them. 148. Carol: Really? 149. Maggie: Carol, I have nothing personally against these mice. Its just my childrens health is more important to me than theirs is. 150. Carol: Fine, just go ahead to kill them. But where does it stop Mom? Today its mice. Tomorrow its the neighbors barking dog. Then maybe the mail man late one day. Killing a mail man is a federal offence, Mom. 151. Maggie: Well at least she didnt just overreact? Hey, Mike. How was the concert? Is there an irrate children convention upstairs? 152. Jason: What? 153. Maggie: Whats up with mike? 154. Jason: How should I know? Didnt say a word to me all the way home. 155. Maggie: Oh? 156. Jason: Guess he thinks I embarrassed him or something. 157. Maggie: Why? What did you do? 158. Jason: I didnt do anything. Hes over reacting. Well we got interviewed by a television crew down there and Never mind. Id really rather not talk about it. 159. Maggie: Oh, well. Im sure itll blow over by tomorrow, or the next day. 160. Carol: So, hows my brother to be the big TV star. 161. Mike: Hey knock it off, Carol. Ive been getting that all day. 162. Boner: Hello, everybody. This is News Line, New York. 163. Eddie: Were here with Mike and Jason Seaver, two really cool guys? 164. Boner: That girl asked me to go to the movies on Saturday, so you know what I did? 165. Boner: I asked my Dad. 166. Mike: Hey, Boner. Youre a real funny guy. 167. Eddie: Hey, Mike. Listen, maybe you and your Dad could double with me and my Dad some night. Mike, you can tell us. 168. Boner: Did you get lucky or was that goodnight kiss all you got? 169. Carol: You guys are a lot funnier since your labotomeys. 170. Eddie: Wow, what a family! A guy dates his dad and gets his little sister to stick up for him. This could make the news too. What a guy, were buddies! I love this guy. 171. Carol: Come on Ben. I need your help. The mice need your help. 172. Ben: Im just not political. 173. Carol: Ben, there comes a time when principle alone demands we take a stand. I give you a quarter. 174. Ben: A dollar. 175. Carol: 50 cents? 176. Ben: Save the mice. 177. C&B: Release the rodents. 178. Maggie: Ok, ok. I give up, you win. Here. 179. Carol: Harm-free mouse hotels, your mouse checks in and doesnt check out until you find it a more suitable environment. 180. Maggie: And thats not at all. Jason, tell Carol what these lucky mice have won. 181. Jason: Well, Maggie. In addition to having their lives spared, our fury little friends will be whisked away for a fun filled all expense paid vacation to Disney Land, where they will meet the big cheese himself. You guessed it Mickey Mouse. 182. Carol: You guys. So does this mean we are going to Disney Land too. 183. Ben: Yeah. 184. M&J: No! 185. Jason: Its getting late. I wonder where Mike is? 186. Maggie: You check the libraries. Ill check the museums. 187. Jason: Why is he making such a federal case out of this? You know he didnt speak to me last night and give me cold shoulder this morning. Now hes two hours late. 188. Maggie: Jason, Jason, Jason, I find that at times like these its good to keep a little perspective on things. Honey, Im sure hes over it by now. On the other hand, Im no psychiatrist. Do excuse me, I have to go to tuck in the mice. 189. Jason: You did get your mothers nose!. Ok, sorry, dumb joke. 190. Mike: No, no. You laugh right, Dad. 191. Jason: Hey, Mike. I am sorry, ok? I know you feel I embarrassed you. So I am sorry. 192. Mike: Dad, sure. Great, Dad. 193. Jason: Mike, Im apologizing. Dont you think we should get this out in the open? 194. Mike: What, you mean like on national television? 195. Jason: You know I paid a lot of money for those tickets and that was so you could go to the concert. I think youre being a little self-absorbed about this. 196. Mike: Im being self-absorbed? Dad. You gave me noogies on the Evening News. 197. Jason: Well some peoples parents lock them in a closet for seven years. You got it real rough. Your father likes you. Yeah, grosse. quooties. I was showing my feelings for you, Mike. 198. Mike: You have feelings for Mom too. You dont go showing them infront of the whole tri-state area. Dad, yo