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看 Big Bang Theory学英语第一季四集: The Luminous Fish Effect-Sheldon: you know, Ive been thinking about time travel :旅行我最近一直在想着时光旅行。-Leonard：Why, did you hit a roadblock with invisibility?hit:碰撞roadblock：障碍物invisibility：看不见的东西为什么，你又撞上看不见的路障了?-Sheldon: Put it on the back burner.on the back burner：停止，拖延暂时先不说那个。Anyway, it occurs to me if I ever did perfect a time machine,occurs：被想起（到）我想到如果我发明了完美的时间机器，I would just go into the past and give it to myself,我会回到过去把它送给自己，thus eliminating the need for me to invent it in the first place.thus：这样eliminating：消除，排除invent：发明 in the first place ：从一开始省得要自己发明它。-Leonard：Interesting.有趣。-Sheldon: Yeah, it really takes the pressure off.pressure：压力是啊，让我减压不少。-Leonard：Sounds like a breakthrough.breakthrough：突破点听起来像是个大突破。Should I call science magazine and tell them to hold the cover?magazine：杂志cover：封面，封皮要我打电话给科学杂志让他们留下头版的位置吗?-Sheldon: Its time travel, Leonard; I will have already done that.这可是时间旅行，Leonard 过去的我已经做过了。-Leonard：Then I guess congratulations are in order.congratulations：祝贺in order：合乎程序的那就等着祝贺你啦。-Sheldon: No, congratulations will have been in order.不，过去的你已经祝贺过我了。You know, I am not going to enjoy this party.我肯定在派对上不会开心的。-Leonard：I know, Im familiar with you.familiar with：熟悉我知道，我了解你。-Sheldon: The last department party, professor Finkleday cornered me and talked about spelunking for 45 minutes.department：院系cornered：逼致绝路spelunking：洞穴探查上次系里的派对Finkleday教授抓着我谈了45分钟的窑洞挖掘。-Leonard：Yes, I was there.我也在场。-Sheldon: You know whats interesting about caves, Leonard?caves：洞穴你知道窑洞有什么好玩的吗，Leonard?-Leonard：What?什么?-Sheldon: Nothing.什么也没有。-Leonard：Well, then well avoid Finkleday, well meet the new department head,avoid：避开department head：系主任那我们躲开他，我们会见到新的系主任。congratulate him, shake his hand and go.Shake：握手恭喜他，跟他握手，然后就走。-Sheldon: Hows this?这样如何?Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser.见到你很高兴，Gablehauser博士。How fortunate for you that the universitys chosen to hire you,Fortunate：幸运chosen：选择hire：雇用您真幸运，学校雇用了您，despite the fact that youve done no original research in 25 years,despite：尽管original：原创的research：研究尽管您25年来都没做出什么原创研究，and instead have written a series of popular books instead：替代a series of：一系列popular：流行的而是写了一系列畅销书，that reduce the great concepts of science to a series of anecdotes,reduce：降低concepts：概念anecdotes：趣闻，轶事将科学这一伟大的概念降格为奇闻轶事，each one dumb down to accommodate the duration of an average bowel movement.dumb：愚蠢的accommodate：容纳duration：持续期间bowel movement：大便每则故事都简单到能在一次肠部运动的时间内看完 (就是厕所读物)Mahalo.Mahalo (夏威夷语的谢谢)。-Leonard：Mahalo is a nice touch.touch：修饰，润色Mahalo是不错的修饰。-Sheldon: You know there only eight consonants in the Hawaiian language?consonants：辅音你知道夏威夷语里只有8个辅音吗?-Leonard：Interesting. You should lead with that.有趣，你就这么做开场白吧。-Raj：Oh, god, look at this buffet.buffet：自助餐瞧瞧这自助餐。I love America.我爱美国。-Leonard：You dont have buffets in India?印度没自助餐吗?-Raj：Of course, but its all Indian food.有，但都是印度菜。You cant find a bagel in Mumbai to save your life.bagel：硬面包圈Mumbai：孟买（印度）在孟买你可找不到能救命的面包圈。Smear me.给我涂点酱。-Sheldon: Well, heres an interesting turn of events.turn of events：事态的变化事态的发展真是有趣。-Leonard：What?怎么了?Howard brought a date?date：约会的对象Howard带了女伴?-Sheldon: A more plausible explanation is that his work in robotics has made an amazing leap forward.plausible：（声明）似乎是真的explanation：解释robotics：机器人技术leap：飞跃可能是他在机器人方面的研究取得了重大进展。-Howard：Hey, what up, science bitches?怎样，科学怪人们?May I introduce my special lady friend Summer?introduce：介绍special：特别的lady friend：女友，情人这位是我特别的女性朋友Summer。-Woman：Howard, I told you touching is extra.touch：碰触extra：额外的Howard我说了碰我要加钱的。-Howard：Right. Sorry.好，抱歉。-Leonard：Here comes our new boss. Be polite.polite：有礼貌的我们的新老板来了，礼貌点。-boss：Hi, fellas.fella（俚语）大伙，伙计大家好。Eric Gablehauser.我是Eric Gablehauser。-Howard：Howard Wolowitz.我是Howard Wolowitz。-boss：Howard, nice to meet you. And you are?Howard，见到你很高兴。你是?-Sheldon: An actual real scientist.一个真正的科学家。How was that?这个开场白怎样?I cant believe he fired me.believe：相信fired：开除我不敢相信他开除我了。-Leonard：Well, you did call him a glorified high school science teacherglorified：美其名的high school：中学science teacher：理科教员你说他是被捧出来的高中理科老师。whose last successful experiment was lighting his own farts.experiment：试验lighting：点燃fart：屁还说他上一次成功的试验是点燃了自己的屁。-Sheldon: In my defense, I prefaced that by saying, with all due respect.defense：抗辩prefaced：前奏，开端但我之前说了恕我直言。-Leonard：Morning.早。-Sheldon: Morning.早。-Leonard：Youre making eggs for breakfast?今天早餐你做鸡蛋吃?-Sheldon: This isnt breakfast, its an experiment.experiment：实验这不是早餐，这是试验。-Leonard：Cause it looks a lot like breakfast.Cause：因为但看起来很像早餐。-Sheldon: I finally have time to test my hypothesis about the separation of the water moleculesfinally：终于test：测验hypothesis：假说separation：分离molecules：分子我终于有时间验证我的理论，从蛋白质总分离水分子through the egg proteins and its impact vis-a-vis teins：蛋白质impact：影响vis-vis：相对的，对应的以及它对口感的影响。-Leonard：Sounds yummy.yummy：美味听起来真开胃。I look forward to your work with bacon.look forward to：期盼bacon：咸肉我很期待你配上熏肉后的成果。-Sheldon: As do I.我也是。-Leonard：You know, Im sure if you just apologize to Gablehauser, he would give you your job back.apologize：道歉我相信只要你跟Gablehauser道歉，他会让你回去工作的。-Sheldon: I dont want my job back.我不想回去工作。Ive spent the past three and a half years staring at grease boards full of equations.spent：度过 staring at：盯着grease：油脂 boards：板，黑板equations：方程式过去三年半时间我都在瞪着写满方程式的板子上。Before that, I spent four years working on my thesis.thesis：论文在那之前我花了四年时间写论文。Before that, I was in college, and before that, I was in the fifth grade.college：大学grade：年级在那之前我在上大学，而在大学之前我在上5年级。This is my first day off in decades and Im going to savor it.day off：休假decade：十年savor：尽情享受这是我十几年来第一次休息，我要好好享受。-Leonard：Okay. Ill let you get back to fixing your eggs.fix：做（饭）好吧，那你回去弄你的鸡蛋吧。-Sheldon: Not just fixing my eggs, Im fixing everyones eggs.不只是我的鸡蛋，弄的是全人类的蛋。-Leonard：And we all thank you.我们都感激你。-Sheldon: Use new eggs.要用新鲜鸡蛋。-Penny：hi. Hey, Im running out to the market.market：超市嗨，我正要去超市。Do you guys need anything?你们要带什么吗?-Sheldon: Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence.circumstances：情况unfamiliar：不了解的coincidence：巧合这就是那些不熟悉数学规律的人会称之为巧合的事件之一了。-Penny：Im sorry?你说什么?-Sheldon: I need eggs.我要蛋。Four dozen should suffice.dozen：一打，十二个suffice：足够4打就够了。-Penny：Four dozen?4打?-Sheldon: Yes, and evenly distributed amongst brown, white, free-range, large, extra large and jumbo.evenly：均匀的distributed：分布的brown：棕色free-range：自由放养的（鸡）extra large ：加大的jumbo：巨大的对，棕蛋、白蛋、走地鸡蛋、大鸡蛋、加大鸡蛋跟特大鸡蛋各要8个。-Penny：Okay, one more time.好，再说一次。-Sheldon: Never mind. You wont get it right.算了，你肯定搞不对。Id better come with you.我最好跟你一起去。-Penny：Oh, yeah.好呀。How come you didnt go into work today?How come：为什么你今天怎么没去上班?-Sheldon: Im taking a sabbatical because I wont kowtow to mediocre minds.sabbatical：休假kowtow：顺从mediocre：普通的我在休假，因为我不愿向平庸之流屈服。-Penny：So you got canned, huh?can（美俚）解雇你给开除了?-Sheldon: Theoretical physicists do not get canned. but yeah.Theoretical：理论上physicists：物理学家理论上说物理学家不会给开除.但你说对了。-Penny：Well, maybe its all for the best.可能这样最好。You know, I always say when one door closes, another one opens.我相信一扇门关上了总会有另外一扇门打开的。-Sheldon: No, it doesnt.不，不是的。Not unless the two doors are connected by relays or there are motion sensors involved.unless：除非connected：连接relays：继电器sensors：传感器involved：有关的除非两扇门用继电器连接或者装有传感器。-Penny：No, no, I meant.不，我是说. -Sheldon: or if the first door closing creates a change of air pressure that acts upon the second door.creates：产生 air pressure：气压 acts upon：作用于或者一扇门关上时产生的空气压力作用于第二扇门引致.-Penny：Never mind.算了。-Sheldon: Slow down. Slow down. Please, slow down!慢点，慢点! 拜托慢点!-Penny：Were fine!没事啦!-Sheldon: Youre not leaving yourself enough space between cars.space：距离你跟车都不保持足够的距离。-Penny：Oh, sure, I am.我有啊!-Sheldon: No, no, let me do the math for you.math：数学不，我给你算算。This car weighs, lets say 4,000 pounds.weighs：重达就算这车重4000磅，Now add 140 for me, 120 for you.我140磅，你120磅。-Penny：120? 120? -Sheldon: Oh, Im sorry. Did I insult you?insult：侮辱，冒犯不好意思冒犯你了吗?Is your body mass somehow tied into your self-worth?body mass：体重somehow：以某种方式tied：联系self-worth：自尊你的体重跟自我价值有关系?-Penny：Well, yeah.当然。-Sheldon: Interesting.有趣。Anyway, that gives us a total weight of, lets say 4,400 pounds.weight：重量那么我们就算总重4400磅吧。-Penny：Lets say 4,390.算4390磅。-Sheldon: Fine.好。Were traveling forward at- good lord- 51 miles an hour.目前时速是，老天啊，51英里/时。Now lets assume that your brakes are new and the calipers are aligned.assume：假设brakes：刹车calipers：卡钳aligned：调准假设你的刹车是新的，卡钳也是校准的。Still, by the time we come to a stop,当我们停下时，well be occupying the same space as that Buick in front of us,occupying：占space：空间【Buick 别克轿车】我们占有的空间跟前面那辆别克是一样的。an impossibility that nature will quickly resolve into death, mutilation.resolve into：归结为mutilation：切断，损毁因此我们会在短时间内给压成稀泥，死得很惨.oh, look, they built a new putt-putt course.putt：（高尔夫球）轻击（球）course：球场哇，看，他们在铺新的迷你高尔夫场地。-Sheldon: This is great.真好。Look at me.看看我。Im in the real world of ordinary people just living their ordinary, colorless workaday lives.ordinary：普通的colorless：无趣味的我生活在普通人的平凡世界中，过着他们无趣平常的一天。-Penny：Thank you.谢谢。-Sheldon: No, thank you.不，谢谢。And thank you, ordinary person.谢谢，普通人。Hey, you want to hear an interesting thing about tomatoes?interesting：有趣的tomatoes：番茄你想知道关于番茄的趣闻不?-Penny：Uh, no, no, not really.不，不想。Listen, didnt you say you needed some eggs?你不是要买鸡蛋啊?-Sheldon: Yes, but anyone who knows anything about the dynamics of bacterial growthdynamics：动力学bacterial：细菌的对，但任何对细菌繁殖学稍有了解的人knows to pick up their refrigerated foods on the way out of the supermarket.supermarket: 超级市场都会在出去结账时才买冰柜里的食物。-Penny：Oh, okay, well, then maybe you should start heading on out then.那好，那你现在就该准备出去了。-Sheldon: No, this is fun.不，这样很好玩啊。Oh, the thing about tomatoes- and I think youll really enjoy this-关于番茄的事我觉得你肯定会喜欢的。is theyre shelved with the vegetables, but theyre technically a fruit.shelve：搁在vegetables：蔬菜technically : 技术上，学术上，专门的【这里用作事实上】 fruit：水果它们给摆在蔬菜栏里，但事实上却是一种水果。-Penny：Oh, Interesting.真有意思。-Sheldon: Isnt it?是吧?-Penny：No, I mean what you find enjoyable.enjoyable：愉快的不，我指的是你觉得有趣的事情很有趣。-Sheldon: Oh, boy.天啊。-Penny：What now?又怎么了?-Sheldon: Well, theres some value to taking a multivitamin, but the human body can only absorb so much.value：有价值multivitamin：多种维生素absorb：吸收服用维生素剂有一定价值，但人体能吸收的量是有限的。What youre buying here are the ingredients for very expensive urine.ingredients：配料，成分expensive：昂贵的urine：尿液你买的东西会变成昂贵的尿液配料。-Penny：Well, maybe thats what I was going for.也许我就是要这个。-Sheldon: Well, then youll want some manganese.manganese：（化学）锰那你就买锰。Well, that was fun.刚刚很好玩呀。Maybe tomorrow we can go to one of those big warehouse stores.warehouse：仓库也许明天我们能一起去那种仓储式商店。-Penny：Oh, I dont know, Sheldon.我不知道哦Sheldon。Its going to take me a while to recover from all the fun I had today.recover：恢复我要花一段时间才能从今天度过的乐趣中恢复过来。-Sheldon: Are you sure?你确定?There are a lot of advantages to buying in bulk.advantages：益处in bulk：大量大宗采购有很多优势呀。For example, I noticed that you purchase your tampons one-month supply at a time.purchase：购买tampons：卫生棉赛比如说，我发现你一个月采购一次卫生棉条。-Penny：What?什么?-Sheldon: Think about it.想想啊。Its a product that doesnt spoil and youre going to need them for at least the next 30 duct：产品spoil：变质at least：至少这种产品不会变质，而且你接下来至少30年都要用它。-Penny：You want me to buy 30 years worth of tampons?你要我买30年份的卫生棉条?-Sheldon: Well, 30, 35.30或35年。When did your mother go into menopause?menopause：绝经期你母亲什么时候绝经的?-Penny：Okay. Im not talking about this with you.好了，我才不跟你说这个。-Sheldon: Oh, Penny, this is a natural human process, and were talking about statistically significant cess：进程statistically：统计的significant：可观的这是人类自然发展进程，而且你能省下一大笔钱。Now, if you assume 15 tampons per cycle and a 28-day cycle.assume：假设tampons：卫生棉赛cycle：周期假设你每次用15条，28天一次.Are you fairly regular?regular：有规律的，正常的你经期正常吗?Okay, no warehouse store, but were still on for putt-putt golf, right?warehouse store : 大型廉价商店golf：高尔夫好吧，不去仓储式商店，但我们还是一起去迷你高尔夫吧?-Leonard：Hey, I just ran into penny.ran into：遇见我刚碰到Penny。She seemed upset about something.upset：心烦她好像有点心烦。-Sheldon: I think its her time of the month.可能她大姨妈来了吧I marked the calendar for future reference.mark：做标记calendar：日历reference：参考我在日历上做记录以备参考。-Leonard：Whats with the fish?鱼是怎么回事?-Sheldon: Its an experiment.experiment：试验是实验呀。-Leonard：What happened to your scrambled egg research?scrambled：（用黄油）炒蛋research：研究你的炒蛋研究的怎么样了?-Sheldon: Oh, that was a dead end.dead end: 死巷，死胡同那是死路一条Scrambled eggs are as good as theyre ever going to be.炒蛋就这样啦。-Leonard：So. fish?那.鱼?-Sheldon: I read an article about Japanese scientists, who inserted DNA from luminous jellyfish into other animals,article：文章insert：插入，注入luminous：发光的jellyfish：海蜇我看到一篇文章说日本科学家将发光水母的DNA注入到其他动物体内，and I thought, Hey, fish nightlights.我就想 对哦夜光鱼灯-Leonard：Fish nightlights.nightlight: 夜光灯夜光鱼灯?-Sheldon: its a billion dollar idea.这是个能发大财的主意-Leonard：Mouth a word.沉默是金。Sheldon, are you sure you dont want to just apologize to Dr. Gablehauser and get your job back？Sheldon 你确定不要跟系主任道歉然后回去上班啊?-Sheldon: No, no, no, I have too much to do.不，不，不，我有太多事情要做。-Leonard：Like luminous fish.luminous: 发光的比如说发光鱼。-Sheldon: Sh.嘘。-Leonard：Im sorry. I dont know.对不起，我不是故意的。-Sheldon: Thats just the beginning.这只是个开头。I also have an idea for a bulk mailer of the female hygiene company.bulk: 大宗，大批 female: 女性hygiene: 卫生我还有个大宗女性护理用品邮购公司的设想。the nightlight tampons.夜光卫生棉条!Leonard, we are going to be rich.Leonard我们会暴富.-Leonard：Thanks for coming up such a short time.谢谢你这么快赶过来。-Sheldons mom: You do the right thing calling.你给我打电话是对的。-Leonard：I dont know what else to do,我不知道还能怎么办。He has lost all focus.他失去生活的重心了。Everyday he has a new affection.affection：喜爱每天他都沉迷于一个新想法。This is a particularly disturbing one.particularly:特别disturbing：烦扰这一个让我特别困扰。-Sheldon：Mommy妈妈?-Sheldons mom: Hi, baby.宝贝!-Sheldon：You called my mother.你给我妈打电话了?!-Sheldons mom: You got yourself a loom, how nice.你给自己弄了个纺织机? 真棒!-Sheldon：Thank you.谢谢。-Sheldons mom: Honey, why did you get a loom?loom: 织布机亲爱的，为什么要弄台纺织机?-Sheldon：I was working with luminous fish and I thought “hey loom.”我在研究发光鱼，所以我想到.纺织机 (英语中纺织机与发光发音部分相同)Mom, what are you doing here?你来这干嘛妈妈?-Sheldons mom: Leonard called me.Leonard给我打电话了。-Sheldon：I know, but why?我知道，为什么?-Leonard: Because one of the great minds of the 21st century is raising glow-in-the-dark fish and weaving serapes.raise:饲养glow-in-the-dark：发光色weaving：编制serape：华丽的毛织布因为21世纪最聪明的脑袋用在了养夜光鱼和编织毛毯上。-Sheldon：This is not a serape, this is a poncho.poncho：斗篷这不是毛毯，这是雨布。A serape is open at the sides; a poncho is closed.毛毯不收边，雨布收边。This is a poncho.所以这是雨布。And neither is a reason to call someones mother.neither：两者都不不管是什么都不能成为你打电话给别人母亲的理由。-Leonard: Really? When was the last time you left the house?是吗? 你上一次出家门是什么时候?-Sheldon：I went to the market with Penny.跟Penny去超市。-Leonard: Yeah, that was three weeks ago.对，那是三周以前的事了。-Sheldon：Well, then buckle up- in the next four to eight days shes going to get very crabby.buckle up：小心crabby：暴躁那么小心啦，接下来的4到8天她会变得很暴躁。-Sheldons mom: Sweetheart, your little friend is concerned about you.concern：担心亲爱的，你的朋友很担心你。-Sheldon：Yes, well, Im not a child- Im a grown man, capable of living my life as I see fit.grown：成年的capable：有能力的fit：合适的但我是成年人了，我能过自己想要的生活。And I certainly dont need someone telling on me to my mother!telling on：告发我也绝不需要有人跟我母亲打小报告!-Leonard: Wait, where are you going?等等，你去哪?-Sheldon：To my room- and no ones allowed in!allowed in：准许进入我房间! 闲人免进!-Sheldons mom: oh, he gets his temper from his daddy.temper：脾气他的脾气像他爸爸。Hes got my eyes.眼睛像我。-Leonard: I see.原来如此。-Sheldons mom: All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.stuff：东西Jesus：耶稣，上帝他的科学头脑是上帝赐予的。-Leonard: Sheldon, your mom made dinner.Sheldon你妈妈做了晚饭。-Sheldon：Im not hungry!我不饿!-Sheldons mom: Oh, Leonard, dont trouble yourself. Hes stubborn.stubborn：顽固的Leonard你别管了，他很固执的。He may stay in there till the rapture.rapture：狂喜他可能在那待到天使降临。-Penny：We so sure thats a bad thing?确定那是件坏事?-Sheldons mom: I tell you, I love the boy to death, but he has been difficult since he fell out of me at the k-mart.to death: 到几点跟你说，我很爱那孩子，但他很难相处，自从他在Kmart超市从我身体里滑出来后。-Howard：Excuse me for being so bold, but I now see where Sheldon gets his smoldering good looks.bold：鲁莽，冒失原谅我的无礼，但我终于知道Sheldon英俊的外表是从哪继承的了。-Sheldons mom: Honey, that are not going to work, but you keep trying亲爱的，这不会起作用的，但你可以继续尝试。I made chicken.我做了鸡肉I hope that isnt one of the animals that you people think is magic.我希望这不在你们民族觉得神圣的动物之列。You know, we have an Indian gentleman at our church,Indian：印度的church：教堂我们教堂里有一个印度人，a Dr. Patel- its a beautiful story.Patel医生，这是个感人的故事。The lord spoke to him and moved him to give us all 20% off on LASIK -lord：上帝LASIK：眼科手术上帝给与他启示把他带来我们身边，让我们享受8折激光矫正视力手术。you know, those that needed it.你知道，给那些需要做这手术的人。-Leonard: That is a lovely story.真是个感人的故事。Um, are we going to do anything about Sheldon?Sheldon的事我们不用做什么吗?-Sheldons mom: Oh, we will.当然要。