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恒星英语学习网 三打白骨精Three Times Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头B3:Long long ago,in the acient age,there were three foolish man .T S E一起看着B3：em?B3:eh,three brave person for the humans peace went to the buddhist paradise.B2:now,they are acrossing the pleace named（望着B1）B1:Dont ask me ,I dont know either 红色部分不要，换 成英文的西游记片头曲B2:OK,lets begine!（放好汉歌）T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, dont bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)Ill keep it for you until we reach the westE: ButT: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I cant walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesnt allow So. S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will.S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Dont forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away.T: Em.It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is.?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from bosss books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: EmWukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Lets play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐斗地主B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: Im sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.作抽泣状B1:Do you remember the girl who live in DaMing lake?My dear,xiaozangzang,its me 撕心肺裂T：Oh,I just meet lady xia,and get her phone number.Maybe youre not beautiful enough.SHIFT,i was the failer again.B1:MY GOD.My heart is broken ,and you are so cruel！But i just like it.so men.T:heihei,猥琐的笑同时PPT放唐僧唱歌的样子“我伤害了你，我一笑而过。你怀了我的孩子，我还骂你是骚货。B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh.I win! Em,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah（望向唐，let us meet 20 years later.)T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please dontT:Its too late!(唱)Once moreonly youcan take me que xijing(你懂得)S: Please,Please,oh,no(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,Im disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, no one