英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人).doc

王颖乐:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie? Yeah, Im the director-applaud , 自己拼命拍掌然后一边说谢谢谢谢。thank you.Recently, I will direct a new movie called , today, there will be a audition and three actors who will get the chance .OK, lets begin. At first , talent show, number one, lets welcome.张敬宝:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,director, the most beautiful charming,girl is coming , every body knows me, right? open your eyes as big as you can,自己做深呼吸状 there will be a unique dance show for you, 嘿嘿嘿 奸笑。（打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance? 王颖乐:(作目瞪口呆状)张敬宝:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?王颖乐:eh.my god, have you use some drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.张敬宝:oh no .sweet ,you break my heart.(掩面离去)王竞羲:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.王颖乐:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.王竞羲:Im Celine Dion, you know, I dont have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards ,and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (张敬宝，赵文鑫同学鼓掌,张敬宝抱头痛哭),抚摸张敬宝头说oh, calm down, calm down,its just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I.王颖乐:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin王竞羲:OK! Ill use my first signature song to conquer you -my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go on(王颖乐stop stop,王竞羲不理,继续作深情状)and youre here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.王颖乐:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, Im dying,next one, next one.急切叫下一个上场赵文鑫:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,its a question!(走到甲面前牵起他的手做亲吻状),Im glad to see you,my dear prince.王颖乐(做娇羞状):oh, its really a big surprise,so whats your name?赵文鑫:My name? Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Lady GaGa ?(甲,白痴的摇头),eh.,its ok,then how about Obama?(摇头),and Marilyn Monroe 玛丽莲梦露 ?(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.王颖乐(指门,气愤状),you you you.赵文鑫:ok ok, it doesnt matter, you dont need to learn about them, but you must know me, i will become the greatest poet-oprah!王颖乐:I dont care who you are, just show me your talent.赵文鑫:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didnt treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. Its the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to her “I love you”! 王颖乐(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I cant stand, show you the door,赵文鑫(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.王颖乐:oh, its really a terrible ,awful, day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actor.Oh, Im dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来，张敬宝妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?王竞羲镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?赵文鑫深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?王颖乐:eh.Thank you for your eh.Wonderful performance,but,Im sorry to tell you .(接电话) What? Nobody comes here except they three,oh.god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar! 张敬宝(甜蜜状):thats very sweet of you,we love you so