英语剧本18.doc

Narrator ： Long ago ，there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill the king of Qin, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action IPrince Dan （on the stage, take out the mirror and comb his hair in narcissism）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (mirror：Its you, Prince Dan!Prince Dan（happily) Thank u mirror! （turn to the audience） Im Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (yell to the backstage) Where is my minister?Staff A San(sincerely) : Honey, I am coming.Prince Dan：oh,Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!Staff A San：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. How about finding a hero to kill YingZheng? Prince Dan：Oh yeah. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Audience：Elite!（Prince Dan pat on A Sans shoulder, approving）Prince Dan：Good idea! But who is the best candidate?Staff A San：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.Prince Dan：Well, then show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?Staff A San：Yes.sir！Narrator：so A San arrange a battle between Limochou and Jinke.Action II（play the music of 十面埋伏）Jinke:Are you Li mochou?Limochou: Yes, I am.Jinke:OK. Im Jingke, you know, and I will let you know I am the king of the killers world.Limochou:Are you challenging me?Jinke:Of course! (Shrug his shoulders) Come on!(music stars, the two of them begin to fight) “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。”Limochou fail and Jinke laughLimochou(in pain)：What happened? Why arent you hurt?Jinke: We dont need any reason to win a person. Do we? Dont we?Limochou:Momma always said: Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what youre gonna get. I got it, Momma is right.Jinke(laugh for the second time)Prince Dan：Congratulation, Mr jinke! How are you?Jinke:Fine, thank you, and you?Prince Dan：Oh my ladygaga! Could you please give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?Jinke:Sure!Prince Dan：How are you? Jinke:Fine, thank you, and your wife?（Prince Dan faint）Jinke:Hey, man, Im kidding!Prince Dan：Oh, Im kidding too!（sincerely）May I have your name card, please?Jinke reach out a roll of paper from the pocket, saying: to be or not that is a question.Staff A San：Hero，we need your help.Jinke: No, I changed my mind just now,I am busy now!Prince Dan：You can get a lot of money from it.Staff A San：IC, ID, IQ card?Jinke:I am very very busy now!Staff A San (pointing to the beautiful lady at the side, excided): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.Jinke （watering）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my one and only love!Staff A San：What? Whats the TCM?Jinke ; Hey, guy! You look so smart how cant you know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.Staff A San：Excuse me? Whats the TCM?Audience ：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .Prince Dan：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.Jinke （excited）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldnt lose my weight.Staff A San：You want it? Speak up if you want it! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, you still have to speak up if you want it.（start the music ofNo matter，Jinke and A San begin to dance tango, and then rumba with Prince Dan.）Jinke(earnestly):Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.Prince Dan and staff A San（Clap hands）Yeah! Action 3Narrator：Meanwhile ,there is a secret dealing happen between A San and jinkes wife who has always hated jinke for his disloyalty in marriage.Staff A San：hi, honey,here you are!Mrs jing：oh Ive told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest mrs jing.Staff A San：Sure, honey! Mrs jing：thank you for sending jinke to assassinate yingzheng. Everyone knows that jinke will not be back alive as yingzheng is so strong. so I will get all the life insurance after his death. What can I do to thank you?Staff A San：oh, no, no, no, no, no, there is no need to thank me,juat give me some money.Mrs jing: ok, its a deal then Action 4Narrator ：after fully preparation ,the poor jinke is on his way to accassinate the king of qin, yingzheng.So everybody else sees jinke off at river side. （play the theme song of 大话西游）Jinke holds his wife in his arm, Prince Dan and A San followed.Staff A Dan：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.Jinke ：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friendsPrince Dan：I will miss you, baby.（Prince Dan and A San off the stage play the theme song oftitanic，Jinke and his wife make pose suddenly Jinke saw a traditional Chinese MM pass by. Jinke(turn to wife)：Darling, I love you.Mrs jing：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（fromTheshawshank redemption）Jinke (tearing) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (fromgone with the wind)Mrs jing：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.Jinke（hold her hand）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor. promise me you will survive. that you will never give up. no matter what happens. no matter how hopeless. promise me now, an