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My Own Swordsman 武林外传剧本（英语话剧）组长 ：张金龙导演 ：孔幼明编剧 ：王永龙热动125班演员吕秀才张金龙佟掌柜李鑫莫小贝刘哲男姬无命潘文杰老邢李岩松旁白孔幼明白展堂王永龙Acts First吕秀才（张金龙）： Hello everyone, welcome to watch our Tongfu Hotels jingda.are you ready?莫小贝（刘哲男）：Yes.吕秀才（张金龙）Good, please select the initiator of Gewuzhizhi, one: Zhu Xi, 2: Wang Yang-ming, 3: Wang Chong-yang, 4: Wang Hu-sheng 莫小贝（刘哲男）：Who is Wang Hu-sheng?吕秀才（张金龙）: Just as a stopgap ,please choose.莫小贝（刘哲男）：I need help. 吕秀才（张金龙）:OK, to who？莫小贝（刘哲男）：Well, my family and friends group 众:耶！ ye! ! 莫小贝（刘哲男）：you please 吕秀才（张金龙）：Well, you have 30 seconds, starting now 白展堂（王永龙）：I inquire about this, ah, I suggest you buy something, and then you watch this carefully,and while you watching吕秀才（张金龙）：Time is up! 众:ah ？莫小贝（刘哲男）： I have selected the fourth Wang Hu-sheng 吕秀才（张金龙）： Make sure？ 莫小贝（刘哲男）：Sure and ensure and very sure!吕秀才（张金龙）：Change it？莫小贝（刘哲男）： No吕秀才（张金龙）：Ah, have you ever read chuanqulu？众:No 吕秀才（张金龙）：What about Xiangshan quanji?众:Never.吕秀才（张金龙）：neither?众：En neither. 吕秀才（张金龙）：ah, haha (sneer) its so sad, and a group of idiots 老邢（李岩松）：Hei hei hei, (sneer) that is, and nobody is more knowledgeable than you.佟掌柜（李鑫）：Hei hei hei, (sneer) have seen all the books ,but just cant be selected.众:Ha ha ha 吕秀才（张金龙）：I never thought of it众: En? 吕秀才（张金龙）：I read books just to gain knowledge 莫小贝（刘哲男）：Hey, is it useful to learn much mess knowledge?吕秀才（张金龙）：Of course, useful, and Master said: Knowledge is power 佟掌柜（李鑫）：Which master 吕秀才（张金龙）：master Bacon 佟掌柜（李鑫）：Which dynasties 吕秀才（张金龙）：Britain 佟掌柜（李鑫）： Oh, that is to say, Britains Francis Bacon said, you are the most powerful man in our Tongfu Hotel。吕秀才（张金龙）： In a sense, yes 老邢（李岩松）：Then show us。en？吕秀才（张金龙）：Show what ?老邢（李岩松）：the power of knowledgeActs Second旁白（孔幼明）：This is a part from ,in Chinese called.in this part,Ji,who is a offenders, escaped form the prison, and return to the Tongfu hotel to revenge . However he can not remember who he is, in other words, he forgets everything that once happened in the hotel. Being frightened, the people in the hotel decide to run away. And our story begins.白展堂（王永龙）：run, run away. 佟掌柜（李鑫）：To where?白展堂（王永龙）：Jiwuming escape from the prison!莫小贝（刘哲男）：AiIf he dares to come, I will hit him on his head.白展堂（王永龙）：Then I just need to wait for your body. Nobody knows how strong he is. 佟掌柜（李鑫）：Then what we should do ,now?白展堂（王永龙）：We can do nothing except run away as soon as possible.佟掌柜（李鑫）：Xiao Bei ,there is no point to study ,you ,now inform others.（秀才进）莫小贝（刘哲男）：I dont wat to go.I want to study.Good Good study Day Day Up.dont you know?吕秀才（张金龙）：hello!佟掌柜（李鑫）：hello!hello!吕秀才（张金龙）：I come to make you know .佟掌柜（李鑫）：know .whats know?Im busy now!Translate it to Xiaobei.吕秀才（张金龙）：Em,I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power!莫小贝（刘哲男）：Im busy too!Im busy too!Translate it to Xiaoguo!吕秀才（张金龙）：No. She will hit me.白展堂（王永龙）：If you dont go ,I will hit you,too.吕秀才（张金龙）：It is better to say than do for a gentleman.佟掌柜（李鑫）： If he dont, I will.吕秀才（张金龙）：AIwhy are you all like this.佟掌柜（李鑫）： Ok ok ok, say it! You say it!吕秀才（张金龙）：It will begin with the relationship between the universe and the human being.白展堂（王永龙）：Ah , Excellent! Beautiful ! meaningful ! Well, take the pillow?佟掌柜（李鑫）：It is our ignorance .Where is my mirror?吕秀才（张金龙）：You know you are ignorance.白展堂（王永龙）：Not only that, but also take it as glory.吕秀才（张金龙）：you?佟掌柜（李鑫）：We , we are stupid ,monisters ! quickly. Pack them on the way.吕秀才（张金龙）：you白展堂（王永龙）：We are fools，We are madmans ，We are cheaters。吕秀才（张金龙）：After knows the shame but to be brave, it seems that you are good. If you read more books, read good books（玻璃声）吕秀才（张金龙）：Aiaiai , I havent say what books.Acts Third姬无命(潘文杰):ai, wait.白展堂（王永龙）： What?姬无命(潘文杰):Anything wrong.白展堂（王永龙）：What?姬无命(潘文杰):have I ever seen you?白展堂（王永龙）： never姬无命(潘文杰): You name please.白展堂（王永龙）：Zhou 姬无命(潘文杰):Why I feel so familiar with you?白展堂（王永龙）：Thats because, I have a overly familiarok, my brother, you go on ,I take a walk.Acts Four旁白（孔幼明）：They decided to use the family to probation.姬无命(潘文杰):Are you my wife？佟掌柜（李鑫）：wife?姬无命(潘文杰):你是我媳妇！佟掌柜（李鑫）：Yes,Im!姬无命(潘文杰):Do we have a baby?佟掌柜（李鑫）：baby?(捂肚子)姬无命(潘文杰):This baby is mine.（莫小贝进，姬无命指着莫小贝） 莫小贝（刘哲男）：whats up?姬无命(潘文杰):Im your father?莫小贝（刘哲男）：Are you kidding me?(莫躲在佟掌柜后)佟掌柜（李鑫）： No way, she is too young to see strangers.姬无命(潘文杰): Why , I am her father.白展堂（王永龙）：then, do you know what to say to her?姬无命(潘文杰):Thats easy. Dad ,I come back. No, my dad comes back. No, dad, you comes back.旁白（孔幼明）：Jiwuming mind is in disarray。莫小贝（刘哲男）：who is my father？last act 姬无命(潘文杰):Then whose daughter she is on earth？佟掌柜（李鑫）： yours!（指向姬）.his!姬无命(潘文杰):Your ， big beast!姬无命(潘文杰):Well, I will kill you the way you like! 白展堂（王永龙）：葵花点穴hand姬无命(潘文杰): Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life.吕秀才（张金龙）：Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before you kill me, please tell me who would have killed me. 姬无命(潘文杰):Silly question! Its me, of course! 吕秀才（张金龙）：Who is that “me”? 姬无命(潘文杰):How do I know who you are ! 吕秀才（张金龙）：Well ,there is the question.姬无命(潘文杰):What do you mean on earth? 吕秀才（张金龙）：It Will begin with the relationship between human being and the universe. Take yourself for example, there is a problem bothering you from the day you were born till the day you die. 姬无命(潘文杰):Whats the problem? 吕秀才（张金龙）：Who am I? 姬无命(潘文杰):Ive already known it! 吕秀才（张金龙）：Who are you? Jiwuming? No, it is only a name, a signal. You can be called Jiwuming, so can I, and so can they. But when we take the signal off, who are you? 姬无命(潘文杰):I.I dont know. And I dont have to know! 吕秀才（张金龙）：Alright, then answer me another question-who am I? 姬无命(潘文杰):This question has been asked just now. 吕秀才（张金龙）：No, what I asked you just now is me, and this time, is myself! 姬无命(潘文杰):Any difference? 吕秀才（张金龙）：For instance, when I take the signal “I” to make a dialogue, your signal is “I” too. Dose