电影《功夫熊猫》的英文台词.doc

Kung Fu Panda scriptLegend tells of a legendary warrior, whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes. I see you like to chew. Maybe you should chew on my fist. The warrior said anything for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke. Enough talk. Lets fight. He was so deadly in fact, that his enemies will go blind, from over exposure to pure awesomeness. My eyes! Hes too awesome! And attractive. How can we re-pay you? There is no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness. It mattered not how many foes he faced. They were no match for his voracity. Never before had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, The Furious Five. Bowed in respect to this great master. We should hang out. Agreed. But hanging out would have to wait. Cause when youre facing the ten thousand demons of demon mountain. There is only one thing that matters and that抯. Get up! Youll be late for work. Po. Get up! Hey, Po. What are you doing up there? Ahh. nothing. Monkey, Mantis, Crane, Viper, Tigress . Roarrrr! Ahh. Po. Lets go. Youre late for work. Coming! Sorry Dad. Sorry, doesnt make the Noodles. What were you doing up there? All that noise? Oh.nothing. Just had a crazy dream. About what? Uh? What were you dreaming about? What was I.aah. . I was dreaming about a. Noodles. Noodles? You were really dreaming about noodles? Uhh. Ya, what else would I be dreaming about? Oh, careful. That soup is - sharp! Oh. happy day. My son finally having the noodle dream. You dont know how long I have been waiting for this moment. This is a sign, Po. Uh. a sign of what? You are almost ready to be entrusted with the secret ingredient, . of my secret ingredient soup. And then you will fulfill your destiny and take over the restaurant. Just as I took over from my father who took over from his father. who won it from a friend over a game of mahjong. Dad, dad, dad. It was just a dream. No, it was the Dream. Wu Xiang noodles. Po, broth runs through our veins. But Dad, didnt you ever wanted to do something else? Something, beside noodles. Actually, when I was young and crazy. I thought of running away and learning how to make tofu. So why didnt you? Oh, because it was a stupid dream. Can you imagine me making tofu? Ha, ha, ha. Tofu! No, we all have our place in this world. My is here and yours is. . I know is here. No, its tables 2, 5 ,7 and 12. Service with a smile. Well done, students. . if you were trying to disappoint me. Tigress, you need more ferocity. Monkey greater speed. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis. Master Shifu. Master Shifu. What? It.its Master Oogway, he wants to see you. Master Oogway, you summoned me? Is something wrong? Why must something be wrong for me to want to see my old friend? So, nothing is wrong? Well, I didnt say that. You were saying? I have had a vision. Tai Lung will return. That is impossible. Hes in prison. Nothing is impossible. Zeng, fly to Chordom Prison. Tell them to double the guards, Double the weapons. Double everything. Tai Lung does not leave that prison. Yes, Master Shifu. One often meets his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it. We have to do something. We cant just have him march in the valley. And take his revenge. Hell, hell. Your mind is like this water my friend. When it is agitated. . it becomes difficult to see. But if you allow it to settle, the answer becomes clear. The Dragons scroll. It is time. But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior. I dont know. Excuse me. Sorry. Oo.oo sorry. Hey, watch it Po. Sorry. Aah. Oop! Sorry, a thousand pardon. What? Master Oogway is choosing a Dragon Warrior, today. Everyone, everyone, go! Get to the Jade Palace! One of the five is going to get the Dragons Scroll. We have been waiting a thousand years for this. Just take the bowl! This is the greatest day in Kung Fu history! Dont worry about it. Just go! Po! Where are you going? To the Jade Palace. But youre forgetting your noodle cart. The whole valley will be there and you will sell noodle to all of them. Selling noodles? But Dad. You know I was kind of thinking, maybe I. Ya? I was kind of thinking, maybe I. Ahh.Haa.? Could also sell the bean buns. Theyre about to go bad. Thats my boy! I told you that dream was a sign. Ya. Im glad I had it. Almost there. What? No! No! No! Sorry Po. Well bring you back a souvenir. No, Ill bring you back a souvenir. Its a historic day. Isnt it Master Oogway? Yes. The one I feared I would not live to see. Are your students ready? Yes, Master Oogway. Now know this old friend. Whomever I chose will not only bring peace to the valley, but also to you. Let the tournament begin! No, no, no, wait! Im coming. Hey! Open the door. Let me in! Citizens of the Valley of Peace. It is my great honour to present to you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey, Mantis. The Furious Five! Ah.Ah.Ahh. Theyre The Furious Five! Aah.aah. ouch! Warriors prepare! Blast, No, Quick Po. Ready for battle. The thousand tons of fire! Ho.ha.howw! Wow. Look at that! Hey! Get out of the way! Uhh.Oh.ohh! Ah.ah.aah! Hiyaah.ouch! And finally, Master Tigress. Believe me citizens, you have not seen anything yet. I know! Master Tigress faces Iron Arms and its Blades of Death. I sense the Dragon Warrior is among us. Citizens of the Valley of Peace, Master Oogway will now choose the Dragon Warrior. Hah.butta. No, no, no wait! Yaa.ahh. Ha.ha.haah! Ha.ha.haah. Po! What are you doing? What does it look like Im doing? Stop! Stop! Im going to see the Dragon Warrior. But I dont understand, you finally have the noodle dream. I lied. I dont dream about noodles, Dad. I love Kung Fu.uuu! Oh come on son. Lets get back to work. Heay.okay. Ahh.aahh.aah. Po!.Heay.heay.hey. Oh.Somebody. Oh. Whats going on? . Where? Why are you pointing.? Oh. Okay. Sorry. I just wanted to see who the Dragon Warrior was? How interesting? Master, are you pointing at me? Him. Who? You. Me? The universe has brought us the Dragon Warrior. What? What? What? What! Stop wait. Who told you to. Master Oogway, wait. That crabby panda cant possibly be the answer to our problem. You were about to appoint the Tigress. and that thing fell in front of her. That was just an accident. There are no accidents. Forgive us Master. We have failed you. No. If the panda has not quit by morning, then I would have failed you. Wait, wait, wait! I bring a message from Master Shifu. What? Double the guard. Extra precautions. Your prison may not be adequate? You doubt my prison security? Absolutely not! Shifu does. Im just the messenger. Ill give you a message for your Master Shifu. Escape from Chordom prison is impossible. Impressive isnt it? Yes, very impressive. It is very impressive. One way in. And one way out. One thousand guards and one prisoner. Yes, except that prisoner is Tai Lung. Take us down. Ahh.ahh.ahh.ahh Oh.oo.oh. Oh my. Behold Tai Lung. Ill umm.Ill just wait right here. Its nothing to worry about. Its perfectly safe. Both posts. At the ready. Hey tough guy. Did you hear. Oogway is finally going to give someone the Dragon Scroll. .and its not going to be you. What are you doing? Dont get him mad. What is he going to do about it? Ive got him completely immobilised. Haa.haa.haa.haa! Oh.Did I step on the wooly kiddys tail? Im gonna. Ive seen enough. Im gonna tell Shifu that he has nothing to worry about. No, he doesnt. Okay Ill tell him that. Hmm. Can we please go now? Oh. Wait a second. I think there has been a slight mistake. Err.Everyone seems to think Im err. Ahh.The sacred Hall of Warriors. No way. Look at this place. Master Flying-Rhinos armour. With authentic battle damage! Wow.the Sword of Heroes. Said to be so sharp, you can cut yourself just by looking . Aah!.Oww! The invisible Dragon of Destiny. Uuhhs. Ive only seen paintings of that painting. Aah.ah.ha.ha.ha. Heeyah.yah. Aah.ah.ah. Noo.! Ho.oh, oh, oh. The legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors. Said to contain souls of the entire Tenshu army. Hello? Have you finished sightseeing? Sorry. I should have come to see you first. My patience is running thin. Ohh? Well. I mean, its not like you are going anywhere. You turn around. Sure. Hey, how is it going? How do you get 500.Master Shifu!. Ooh!. Ohh.whooo. Someone broke that. But Im going to fix it.I. Do you have some glue. Whooo. Aah.ouch.ooo! Ive a splinter. So you are the legendary Dragon Warrior? Hmm. Ahh, I guess so? Wrong! You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior. . until youve learned the secret of the Dragon scroll. Wow.so. How does this work? Do you have a ladder? a trampoline or.? Umph.You think it is that easy? That Im just going to hand you the secret to limitless power? No! I. One must first master the highest level of Kung Fu and that is clearly impossible if that one is someone like you. Someone like me? Yes! Look at you! This fat blob. Flabby arms. Those are sensitive. in the flabby parts. And this ridiculous belly. Hey.whooo. And utter disregard for personal hygiene. Now wait a minute. Thats a little uncalled for. Dont stand that close. I can smell your breath. Listen, Oogway said that I was the. Uh. the Wushi Finger Hold. Never. Master Shifu dont. Haa.oh. You know this hold? Developed by Master Wushi in the 3rd dynasty. Yes. Oh. Then you must know what happens when I flex my pinky. No, no, no. You know the hardest part of this?. The hardest part is cleaning up afterwards. Humm. Okay. Okay, take it easy. Now listen closely, Panda. Oogway may have picked you, but when Im through with you,. I promise you, youre going to wish he hadnt. Are we clear? Yes, were clear, were clear. We are so clear. Good. Hmm, Hmm, Hmm. I cant wait to get started. Lets begin. Wait, wait, wait. Now? Yes now. Unless you think that the great Oogway was wrong and you are not the Dragon Warrior. Okay. Well, I dont know if I can do all of those moves. Well, if we dont try, we will never know, will we? Yes, its just, maybe we can find something more suited to my level. And what level is that? Well you know. Im not a master, but lets just start at zero. Level zero. There is no such thing as level zero. Hey, maybe I can start with that. That. We use that for training children. And popping the door open when it is hot. But if you insist. Wow. The Furious Five. Youre so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. Youre about the same. Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do. Ahh.Are they going to watch? Or should I just wait until they get back to work or something? Hit it. Okay, I mean, I just ate, and so Im still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as later on. Just hit it. Whatd you got? Youve got nothing cos I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to fell the thunder. Come on, crazy feet. Whatre you going to do about crazy feet? Come on. Im a blur. Im a blur. Youve never seen Bear style. Youve only seen Praying Mantis. Or Monkey style. Imagine snake-kiddy Snake. Would you hit it! Alright. Alright. Why dont you try it again? A little harder. Hows that? Oohhh. Oh, that hurts! This will be easier than I thought. Feeling a little nausea. Ouch, ouch, ouch! Oohh. My tenders. How did I do? There is now a level zero. Dont deny that. I dont understand what Master Oogway was thinking. Poor guy is going to get himself killed. He is so fighty. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky in a ball of fire. When he walks, the very ground shakes. One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu. Yes. Or could at least touch his toes. Or even see his toes. Okay. Great. Ooouuch! Oh hey. Hi. Youre up? Am now. I was just.er.someday.eh? The Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore. Ive had a long day and rather disappointing day, so.er. Ya.I should probably get to sleep now. Ya. Ya.of course. Okay. Thanks. Its just, Im such a big fan. You guys were so totally amazing at the battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered. A thousand to one. But, you didnt stop. You just,. Oh. Sorry about that. Ahh. Look you dont belong here. Er.I know, I know. Youre right. I dont have it. Its just, my whole life, I dream of. No, no, no. I meant you dont belong here, I mean in this room. But this is my room. Property of Crane. Oh, okay right, right. So. Ya, you want to get to sleep. Keeping you up. Weve got big things tomorrow. Alright. You are awesome. The last thing Im going to say. Okay, bye-bye. What was that? I didnt say anything. Okay. Alright. Goodnight. Sleep well. Seem a little bit awkward. Master Tigress, didnt mean to wake you. Just a. You dont belong here. Ah ya.ya, of course. This is your room. I mean you dont belong in the Jade Palace. Youre a disgrace to Kung Fu and if you have any respect of who we are, and what we do, you will be gone by morning. Big fan. I see youve found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom. Is that what this is? Im so sorry. I thought it was just a regular peach tree. I understand, you eat when you are upset. Upset? Im not upset. Why would I be upset? So, why are you upset? I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking. Probably. And the Five.man, you should have seen them, they totally hate me. Totally. Hows Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean Im not like the Five, Ive got no claws. No wings, no venom. Even Mantis got those thingies. May be I should just quit and go back to making noodles. Quit. Dont quit. Noodles. Dont noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. Theres a saying. Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But today is a gift. That is why it is called the present. Oh No! Whats happening? To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go! Fire Cross-Bow! Fire! Fire! Tai Lungs free. I must warn Shifu. You are not going anywhere. Neither is he! Let go of me. Bring it up! Wait! Bring it back! Hes going this way. He wont get far. Archers! We Dead. So very, very dead. Ha.Ha. Not yet, were not. Now! Can we run now? Yes. I am glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to feel Im being forgotten. Fly back there and tell them, the real Dragon Warrior is coming home. Good Morning, Master. Panda! Panda! Wake up! Hmm, hmm, hmm. Hes quitted. What do we do now Master with the Panda gone? Who will be the Dragon Warrior? All we can do is resume our training and trust that in time. the true Dragon Warrior will be revealed. What are you doing here? Haa.hey. Good Morning Master. I thought Ill warm up a little. Youre stuck. Stuck?.No.What?.Stuck? No.This is one of the. Ya.Im stuck. Help him. Oh dear. Lift me on three. One, two, . Thank you. Dont mention it. No really. I appreciate it. .Ever. You actually thought you could learn to do a full split in one night. It takes years to develop ones flexibility. And years longer to apply it in combat. Put that down! The only souvenirs we collect down here are bloody knuckles and broken bones. Yaa.ha.ha.ha. Excellent! Lets get started. Are you ready? I was born ready.Oww! Oww!.Oh!. Im sorry brother. I thought you said youre ready. That was awesome! Lets go again! Ive been taking it easy on you Panda but no more. Your next opponent. .will be me. Alright. Ya.Lets go! Step forth! The true path to victory is to find your opponents weakness. And make him suffer for it. Oh yeah. To take his strength and use it against him. Until he finally falls or quits. But a real warrior never quits. Dont worry Master, Ill never quit. If he is smart he wont come back those steps. But he will. Hes not going to quit, is he? Hes not going to quit bouncing. Ill tell you that. Oouch! I thought you said accupuncture will make me feel better. Trust me it will. Its just not easy finding right nerve points under all this.fat? Fur!