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00:03:13,000 - 00:03:14,661Thing of beauty.00:03:20,208 - 00:03:22,005Good morning, sir!00:03:22,176 - 00:03:25,009Yet another on-time delivery from-00:03:25,179 - 00:03:27,670Get the hell out of my face, canner.00:03:28,049 - 00:03:30,017Have a nice day!00:03:32,453 - 00:03:36,947And we believe our Destination Anywherepackage to be the best value.00:03:37,158 - 00:03:42,357Let us take you to your dream destinationaboard our orbital spaceplane, the X-82.00:03:46,934 - 00:03:52,372Try Jazztown s synthetic Chicago-stylepizza. Tastes as good as you remember.00:03:53,474 - 00:03:56,705Glowfish! The worlds hottest-sellingtransgenic treats.00:03:56,878 - 00:04:00,439Your children will love the new colors too!00:04:01,749 - 00:04:03,649-Excuse me, sir.-Total performance.00:04:03,818 - 00:04:06,309Total readiness. Total security.00:04:06,487 - 00:04:08,785So goodbye to upgradesand service calls.00:04:08,956 - 00:04:11,049An uplink to USRs central computer.00:04:11,225 - 00:04:14,661.provides this state-of-the-art robotwith new programs daily.00:04:14,829 - 00:04:18,060The Nestor Class 5is tomorrow s robot today.00:04:18,833 - 00:04:21,267Spoon! Spoonie!00:04:25,206 - 00:04:28,733Hold up. Hold on!Excuse me, excuse me.00:04:28,910 - 00:04:31,401-Spoon, where you been at?-Just away, Farber.00:04:31,579 - 00:04:34,446Oh, yeah, away? Like vacation?Thats nice.00:04:34,649 - 00:04:38,016I got a favor to ask.I need to borrow your car.00:04:38,286 - 00:04:42,848This is different. I got this fine-assyummy- She is complete and agreeable.00:04:43,157 - 00:04:44,818I mean, ass-hot spankable.00:04:45,026 - 00:04:47,688-What does that even mean?-You know what it means.00:04:47,862 - 00:04:50,296-Let me get the damn-ass keys.-First of all.00:04:50,465 - 00:04:54,629-.stop cussing. Youre not good at it.-Give me 1 0 for the bus, then, man.00:04:54,969 - 00:04:58,530-Go home.-Thats strike one, Spoon. Strike one!00:05:15,490 - 00:05:18,653This is such a valuable day.00:05:18,960 - 00:05:21,053You talk to Marci?00:05:23,130 - 00:05:25,360No, Gigi, I havent talked to Marci.00:05:25,533 - 00:05:28,832When I was coming up,we didnt just marry someone.00:05:29,003 - 00:05:31,801.then divorce them,then not talk to them.00:05:31,973 - 00:05:33,702Del, dont play with me.00:05:33,875 - 00:05:38,335I bet if I stopped cooking,youd call Marci.00:05:39,413 - 00:05:42,405Boy, what is that on your feet?00:05:43,317 - 00:05:46,286Converse All Stars, vintage 2004.00:05:47,522 - 00:05:50,685Dont turn your face up.I know you want some. Just ask.00:05:50,858 - 00:05:53,383No, thank you very much.00:05:53,694 - 00:05:56,561-Sweet potato pie.-Put that on a plate.00:05:57,398 - 00:06:02,199Ive seen on TV theyre giving awaysome of them new robots in the lottery.00:06:02,603 - 00:06:06,903You know, Gigi, those robotsdont do anybody any good.00:06:07,074 - 00:06:10,237Of all the people on Gods earth,you should know better.00:06:10,411 - 00:06:14,177Sometimes the stuffthat comes out of your mouth!00:06:15,616 - 00:06:17,743You listening to me, Del?00:06:29,230 - 00:06:30,458Hey!00:06:30,698 - 00:06:32,029Hey!00:06:35,903 - 00:06:38,269Hold my pie. Sir, hold it or wear it.00:06:45,112 - 00:06:46,238Move!00:06:53,854 - 00:06:55,412Freeze!00:06:59,493 - 00:07:01,051Hey! Stop!00:07:10,404 - 00:07:11,871Stop!00:07:17,511 - 00:07:18,944I said, stop!00:07:21,482 - 00:07:23,416Relax. Relax.00:07:23,584 - 00:07:25,415Im a police officer.00:07:25,586 - 00:07:26,780You.00:07:27,688 - 00:07:29,986.are an asshole.00:07:30,157 - 00:07:33,615-Maam, is that your purse?-Of course its my purse.00:07:33,794 - 00:07:37,286I left my inhaler at home.He was running it out to me.00:07:37,465 - 00:07:40,127I saw a robot running with the purseand assumed-00:07:40,534 - 00:07:42,593What? Are you crazy?00:07:43,337 - 00:07:46,329-Im sorry for this misunderstanding.-Dont apologize.00:07:46,507 - 00:07:50,273Youre doing what youre supposedto do. But what are you doing?00:07:51,512 - 00:07:52,877Have a lovely day, maam.00:07:53,047 - 00:07:57,541Youre lucky I cant breathe,or Id walk all up and down your ass.00:08:20,074 - 00:08:22,872Lead by example.00:08:24,245 - 00:08:26,440It says that right on your badge.00:08:26,647 - 00:08:28,706-We gonna talk about this?-About what?00:08:28,883 - 00:08:33,013Help! Police! That robot stolemy dry cleaning!00:08:33,821 - 00:08:35,812Oh, you wanna talk about that.00:08:37,491 - 00:08:39,220Detective.00:08:39,960 - 00:08:44,192-.how many robots snatch purses?-John, the thing is running-00:08:44,365 - 00:08:47,892How many robots in the world.00:08:48,069 - 00:08:50,867-.have ever committed a crime?-Define crime.00:08:51,072 - 00:08:53,768-Answer my question, damn it.-None, John.00:08:56,410 - 00:08:59,277Now tell me what happened today.00:09:00,414 - 00:09:02,075Nothing.00:09:03,884 - 00:09:05,681Better be the last nothing.00:09:11,592 - 00:09:16,552Spoon, are you sure you are ready to beback? Because you can take your time.00:09:16,731 - 00:09:20,030Im fine, John. Thank you.00:09:20,568 - 00:09:24,129Better here than sitting aroundat home.00:09:30,044 - 00:09:32,239Homicide. Spooner.00:09:45,659 - 00:09:48,025Please take the next exit to your right.00:10:01,108 - 00:10:03,303Welcome, Detective Spooner.00:10:08,349 - 00:10:12,683Welcome to U. S. Robotics.You have entered the garage-level lobby.00:10:12,920 - 00:10:17,516Please use the elevators for directaccess to the main level concourse.00:10:17,691 - 00:10:19,124Thank you.00:10:20,094 - 00:10:23,689-Good to see you again, son.-Hello, doctor.00:10:23,931 - 00:10:27,765Everything that follows is a resultof what you see here.00:10:28,302 - 00:10:33,604-ls there something you want to tell me?-Im sorry. My responses are limited.00:10:33,774 - 00:10:35,765You must ask the right questions.00:10:35,943 - 00:10:37,877Why did you call me?00:10:38,679 - 00:10:40,647I trust your judgment.00:10:40,815 - 00:10:44,012Normally, this wouldnt requirea homicide detective.00:10:44,185 - 00:10:48,383But then, our interactions have neverbeen entirely normal, agreed?00:10:48,589 - 00:10:50,716You got that right.00:10:51,392 - 00:10:53,883Is there something you wantto say to me?00:10:54,094 - 00:10:57,791Im sorry. My responses are limited.00:10:57,965 - 00:11:00,525You must ask the right questions.00:11:01,235 - 00:11:03,032Why would you kill yourself?00:11:03,470 - 00:11:06,962That, detective, is the right question.00:11:10,144 - 00:11:12,305Program terminated.00:11:31,265 - 00:11:33,358Goodbye, old man.00:11:48,282 - 00:11:50,580-Afternoon, boys.-Hey, detective.00:11:50,784 - 00:11:53,218-Enlighten me.-What you see is what you get:00:11:53,387 - 00:11:54,615Massive impact trauma.00:11:54,788 - 00:11:57,518U.S. Robotics. I gottaget my kid something.00:11:57,925 - 00:12:00,018-Anything upstairs?-Nada.00:12:00,194 - 00:12:02,424Door was security lockedfrom the inside.00:12:02,596 - 00:12:07,192Wham, splat. The guys a jumperfor sure.00:12:13,807 - 00:12:17,766We gotta be smart about this.Lets deal with it later.00:12:18,612 - 00:12:20,443Detective.00:12:20,881 - 00:12:22,610Lawrence Robertson.00:12:24,251 - 00:12:27,186Richest man in the world.Ive seen you on television.00:12:27,988 - 00:12:31,424-Can I offer you coffee?-Sure, why not. Its free, right?00:12:36,130 - 00:12:38,621I dont think anyone saw this coming.00:12:38,799 - 00:12:42,235You know, I should have, I suppose.I knew him 20 years.00:12:42,403 - 00:12:46,806Alfred practically invented robotics.He wrote the Three Laws.00:12:48,309 - 00:12:53,144But I guess brilliant people often havethe most persuasive demons.00:12:53,314 - 00:12:56,340-So whatever I can do to help-Sugar.00:12:56,583 - 00:12:59,245-Im sorry?-For the coffee.00:12:59,420 - 00:13:00,978Sugar?00:13:01,488 - 00:13:04,855You thought I was calling you sugar.Youre not that rich.00:13:05,025 - 00:13:08,017-Its on the table.-Thank you.00:13:12,266 - 00:13:15,258When Lanning fell, he was holdingthe little green.?00:13:15,436 - 00:13:17,529-The holographic projector.-Right.00:13:17,771 - 00:13:20,865Why do you think Lannings hologramwouldve called me?00:13:21,041 - 00:13:24,340-I assumed you knew him.-Yeah. I knew him.00:13:25,612 - 00:13:28,012Holograms are just prerecordedresponses.00:13:28,182 - 00:13:30,980.designed to givethe impression of intelligence.00:13:31,151 - 00:13:33,984This one was programmed to call youupon his suicide.00:13:34,188 - 00:13:36,622-Death.-Im sorry?00:13:36,790 - 00:13:40,282It was programmed to call mein the event of Lannings death.00:13:40,561 - 00:13:42,893Suicide is a type of death, detective.00:13:47,034 - 00:13:50,492-Dont misunderstand my impatience.-Oh, no. Go. Go.00:13:52,373 - 00:13:55,638A really big week for you folksaround here.00:13:55,809 - 00:13:58,175You gotta put a robot in every home.00:13:58,579 - 00:14:03,016Look, this is not what I do, but I gotan idea for one of your commercials.00:14:03,183 - 00:14:06,914You could see a carpentermaking a beautiful chair.00:14:07,087 - 00:14:11,285Then one of your robots comes inand makes a better chair twice as fast.00:14:11,725 - 00:14:16,719Then you superimpose on the screen, USR: Shitting on the little guy.00:14:18,999 - 00:14:20,489That would be the fade-out.00:14:20,667 - 00:14:24,433Yeah, I see. I suppose your fatherlost his job to a robot.00:14:24,738 - 00:14:28,731Maybe youd have banned the lnternetto keep the libraries open.00:14:30,677 - 00:14:33,077Prejudice never shows much reason.00:14:33,247 - 00:14:37,047No, you know, I suspectyou simply dont like their kind.00:14:37,818 - 00:14:40,878Well, you got a business to runaround here.00:14:41,055 - 00:14:45,116The last thing you need, especiallythis week, is a dead guy in your lobby.00:14:45,426 - 00:14:48,918But, hell, seeing as how you got one,maybe Ill look around.00:14:49,096 - 00:14:52,327Ask a few questions.Do the whole cop thing.00:14:52,733 - 00:14:56,191-Ill send someone to escort you.-Thank you very much.00:15:08,615 - 00:15:11,607Lawrence told me to accommodate youin any way possible.00:15:11,785 - 00:15:13,343Really?00:15:14,154 - 00:15:15,416Okay.00:15:16,390 - 00:15:19,416I reviewed Dr. Lannings psych profile.00:15:19,660 - 00:15:23,892Alfred had become a recluse.He rejected human contact for machines.00:15:24,064 - 00:15:25,964So youre a shrink, huh?00:15:26,467 - 00:15:28,958My ex-wife would sure be gladIm talking to you.00:15:29,470 - 00:15:31,131You dont know her, do you?00:15:31,371 - 00:15:33,134Im sorry. Are you being funny?00:15:33,507 - 00:15:35,338I guess not.00:15:35,809 - 00:15:38,004Level 10.00:15:38,178 - 00:15:41,443So would you say that Dr. Lanningwas suicidal?00:15:41,648 - 00:15:44,082It would seem the answer to thatis apparent.00:15:44,418 - 00:15:46,784Thats not what I asked you.00:15:47,888 - 00:15:49,947No. I wouldnt have thought so.00:15:50,524 - 00:15:52,822But obviously I was wrong.00:15:56,029 - 00:15:57,860Thats a long way down.00:15:58,031 - 00:16:00,693You people sure do clean up quicklyaround here.00:16:01,034 - 00:16:04,595I cant blame you. Who wantssome old guy going bad in the lobby?00:16:04,771 - 00:16:09,299He was not some old guy.Alfred Lanning was everything here.00:16:09,910 - 00:16:13,402We are on the eve of the largestrobotic distribution in history.00:16:13,614 - 00:16:17,106By Saturday, itll be one robotto every five humans.00:16:17,317 - 00:16:21,310These robots are the realizationof a dream. Dr. Lannings dream.00:16:21,989 - 00:16:25,049You know what, in that dream of his.00:16:25,225 - 00:16:27,489.I bet you he wasnt dead.00:16:30,030 - 00:16:33,363-You keep 24-hour surveillance?-Obviously. Company policy.00:16:33,534 - 00:16:37,026-Where are the feeds?-Sensor strips.00:16:37,204 - 00:16:39,138Everywhere but the service areas.00:16:39,339 - 00:16:42,570They link to our positronicoperating core.00:16:48,582 - 00:16:52,074Thermostat wasnt good enough.You gave the building a brain.00:16:52,252 - 00:16:54,686She was actuallyLannings first creation.00:16:54,855 - 00:16:58,518She? Thats a she?I definitely need to get out more.00:16:58,692 - 00:17:01,320Virtual lnteractive Kinetic lntelligence.00:17:02,196 - 00:17:03,959V.I.K.I.00:17:04,398 - 00:17:05,490Good day.00:17:05,766 - 00:17:08,098V.I.K.I. designed Chicagosprotective systems.00:17:08,468 - 00:17:11,926I have decreased traffic fatalitiesby 9 percent this year.00:17:12,105 - 00:17:16,542Thanks. Show me inside the lab fromone minute prior to the window break.00:17:20,581 - 00:17:23,982Apologies. There appearsto be data corruption.00:17:25,118 - 00:17:28,281Show me outside the labfrom the window break until now.00:17:37,698 - 00:17:42,397Look, you have great posture.You stand really straight. Im slouching.00:17:42,769 - 00:17:46,535-Would you like to go inside now?-Oh, sure. Right after you.00:17:48,442 - 00:17:50,603Authorized entry.00:17:58,118 - 00:18:02,282So, Dr. Calvin, what exactlydo you do around here?00:18:02,522 - 00:18:05,514My general fields are advanced roboticsand psychiatry.00:18:05,726 - 00:18:08,286I specialize in hardware-to-wetwareinterfaces.00:18:08,462 - 00:18:13,058.to advance USRs roboticanthropomorphization program.00:18:13,233 - 00:18:15,929So, what exactly do you doaround here?00:18:16,103 - 00:18:18,537I make the robots seem more human.00:18:18,739 - 00:18:22,937-Now, wasnt that easier to say?-Not really. No.00:18:44,931 - 00:18:46,694Hansel and Gretel.00:18:46,867 - 00:18:50,325-ls that on the USR reading list?-Not precisely.00:18:59,513 - 00:19:02,004What in Gods name are you doing?00:19:02,382 - 00:19:04,509Did you know that was safety glass?00:19:04,685 - 00:19:07,848Be difficult for an old manto throw himself through that.00:19:08,021 - 00:19:09,886Well, he figured out a way.00:19:13,026 - 00:19:16,826Detective, the room wassecurity locked. No one came or went.00:19:16,997 - 00:19:20,990You saw that yourself. Doesntthat mean this has to be suicide?00:19:21,234 - 00:19:22,826Yep.00:19:23,704 - 00:19:26,400Unless the killers still in here.00:19:29,042 - 00:19:32,375Youre joking, right? This is ridiculous.00:19:32,546 - 00:19:36,744Yeah, I know. The Three Laws,your perfect circle of protection.00:19:37,250 - 00:19:41,414A robot cannot harm a human being.The first law of robotics.00:19:41,621 - 00:19:46,422Yes, Ive seen your commercials. But thesecond law states a robot must obey.00:19:46,693 - 00:19:50,424.any order given by a human being.What if it was told to kill?00:19:50,697 - 00:19:53,427Impossible. It would conflictwith the first law.00:19:53,633 - 00:19:56,761Right, but the third law statesa robot can defend itself.00:19:57,037 - 00:20:01,371Only when that action does not conflictwith the first or second laws.00:20:01,541 - 00:20:04,772You know what they say,laws are made to be broken.00:20:04,945 - 00:20:08,073No, not these laws.Theyre hardwired into every robot.00:20:08,515 - 00:20:12,246A robot could no more commit murderthan a human could walk on water.00:20:12,419 - 00:20:16,082You know, there was this one guya long time ago.00:20:27,167 - 00:20:29,431-Stay back!-Calm down, detective.00:20:30,170 - 00:20:33,162The only thing dangerous inthis room is you.00:20:33,373 - 00:20:35,807Deactivate.00:20:36,943 - 00:20:38,376Look, its fine.00:20:38,812 - 00:20:43,579Youre looking at the result of cleverprogramming. An imitation of free will.00:20:43,750 - 00:20:46,241Lets do an imitationof protecting our asses.00:20:46,420 - 00:20:48,547Dont be absurd.00:20:48,955 - 00:20:51,185You were startled by a jack-in-the-box.00:20:51,758 - 00:20:53,749-Deactivate!-Let him go.00:20:53,927 - 00:20:56,657Its not going to hurt us.I gave you an order!00:20:56,830 - 00:20:59,993-Hes not listening right now, lady.-V.I.K.I., seal the lab!00:21:00,200 - 00:21:01,690No, V.I.K.I., leave the-00:21:02,769 - 00:21:04,703Command confirmed.00:21:28,962 - 00:21:30,293Police!00:22:03,263 - 00:22:06,858-Youve hurt it. Badly.-Wheres it going?00:22:07,067 - 00:22:10,059-Where?!-lt needs to repair itself.00:22:11,905 - 00:22:14,703-John, I need backup.-You dont need backup.00:22:14,875 - 00:22:16,069Thats nobody.00:22:16,276 - 00:22:17,903-What are you do