英语话剧剧本.doc

4人英语话剧剧本。语言比较简单，情节还可以。英语短话剧剧本Peter and the Wolf 彼德与狼 (Ladies and getlemen. Good afternoon.Today Ill tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf”.)Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is!Bird: Good morning, Peter.Peter: Good morning, Bird.Bird: Its a fine morning, isnt it! All is calm. All is beautiful.Duck: Im a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door.Now Im free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!(Duck jumps into the pool.)Bird: Hi! Who are you? You cant fly?Duck: Arent you a bird! You cant swim? You see. I can.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: Im clever. You are a fool.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: Im clever. You are a fool.(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.(So the bird flies away.)Duck: You are a thief. Why dont you catch that bird?回答人的补充 2009-06-01 14:32 Bird: You are a robber. Why dont you rob me?Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I? Im afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?Peter: Im a young pioneer. Im very brave. How can I dare a wolf?(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly. The black cat runs away quickly.)Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird andthe black cat.(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolfs head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool! Can you catch me? Catch me!回答人的补充 2009-06-01 14:32 (The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment.Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Dont let him run away.(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Dont kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Lets go to the zoo. Lets go to the zoo.(Now please look at the group: Peter, Grandfathe, Hunters,Bird and Cat. They are dragging the wolf and sending him to the zoo. How happy they are!)1：人物：A(衣衫褴褛） B（衣着光鲜） C小花 D小草 E椅子 F新闻记者剧本：B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。B：（厌恶）让开，让开。（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B）B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）C：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可先生您听我说（仍拉着B衣服的后摆）B：哇，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊 与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。E：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。 A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。于是F就报道了这一事件。F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。是吗，椅子？E：是啊，是啊（E傻傻地拼命点头）C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。D：谁让这是一个童话呢A:sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.Im hungry to die.B:get away,get away,dirty man.A:sir,sir!B:run away,please run away.I have no food,and I dont have money,either.C:hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isnt he?D:yes,yes.A:but.sir.please listen to me.B:wa,why are you so disgusting!C:hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always very silly.D:yes,yes!E:sir!you lost your wallet!cant you be more clever?F:good morning,everybody.Im a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing-a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint.now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:Im sorry to tell you this man has been mad.we neednt take notice of him.let me interview the other man,hello,man,can you tell men why didnt you tell him he lost his wallet?A:Im sorry,I dont know how to speak 钱包 in english.F:dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us.is that all right,chair?E:yes,yes.C:ai,men is so silly.D:dont believe us,it is just a fairly tale.2：这个剧本挺搞笑的孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本 Wander severy five miles 焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort) 焦母Johnnysmother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunchsmother(LMforshort) 太守之子Mayorsson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC) Prologue (J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪) J:Everybody says that Im henpecked,but in fact,Im as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wifeis Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)Im not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,Im afraid of whom? My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell! (内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J) My God!Who can help me?(下) Act1 (序幕结束时,JM作窃听状) JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you? L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):Im here!Whats up mum? JM:Ive told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. L:OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,whats up? JM:Since you married my son you have behaved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy L:But JM:Never interrupt me! L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised ten soft housands of pigs and ducks and chicken and JM:But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson! L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,dont you?(开始解围裙)Goan dask your son.Im leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下) Act2 (LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上) L:Mum,Im back! LM:You are back?Why?What happened? L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest motherin-law. LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to me.Look at yourself L:But,mum LM:Never interrupt me! L:Mum,Im not interrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And Ill marry whom ever you want me to. LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayors son in the market.He said:“If your daughter Havent been married,I really really want to marry her!”Now you are free again,Ill go and tell him.(下) L(惊愕):What?The mayors son?The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅 铲掉在地上)What as illy thing I have done!(下) Act3 (J睡眼惺忪上) J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks? (走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下) Er!How smelly!They are still dirty! (突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself. (他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,Im so hungry!But theres no breakfast!(捡起地上的围 裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I have to cook for my mother and myself. JM(上):Wheres my breakfast?Wheres Lunch?Hasnt she got up yet? J:Mum,cant you remember?Lunch has gone! JM(沉吟片刻):Well,to tell you the truth Johnny,a son without a wifeis useless.Lunch is an ice girl,go and take her back! J(立正敬礼):Yes madam! Act4 (J开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗) A:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! The road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上) B:And I planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上) C:If you want to go by this street-(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚) AB&C:Give us all your money! J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):Is1 mao enough? (三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A:What bad luck!This guy is broken! B:If we can not robany money today,we will have nothing to eat tonight! C:I heard that the mayors son is going to marry Miss Liu Lan zhi next month.WE can go and rob the wedding! A&B:Good idea! J(惊讶):What?What?Lunch is going to get married?Its impossible! AB&C:Why?A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple! 标题: 孔雀东南飞 英语搞笑剧本 J:But Lunch is my wife!We havent got divorced yet! (突然有了主意)Ive got an idea!You are going to rob the wedding,dont you?Ill go with you.You take the money and I take the bride. B:Have you got any experience? J:No.But Ive got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书1，000，000) Act5 (转眼已到了婚礼之期MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，J盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台) (J和三强盗跃至台中) ABC&J:Hey you!Stop and listen to us! A:The road is built by me! B:And I planted one tree. C:If you want to go by this street- J:Give us all your money! (L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头) L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J的身边并躲到了的身后) (MS大怒，挥拳向J打来J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒) J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去） (J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J:Dont cry baby.Ill go and fetch the medicine. (下) L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)于是情况就变成了这样 prolusion: Ladies_and_gentlemen, do you believe in God? Today we are going to tell a story about the Goddess. Story-teller: Long ,long ago there was a goddess. She created the mule.(and the goddess pointed the mule, the mule began to move. The mule look around) Mule: who am I? Goddess: (smile)My dear, you will be a mule. Mule:Mule? Whats that? Goddess: Thats your name._and_you should work whole day long. Mule: What shall I eat? You know whatever we do, we needs energy. Goddess: Grass. But I think you will be foolish._and_you will live for 50 years. Mule:No, No ,No. 50 is too long for me to work.Can you give me no more than 20. Story-teller: The Goddess thought for a while. Goddess: Er. Yes. Thats all right. Mule: thank you. Ill try my best to finish it. Story-teller:_and_it was so. The next day, the goddess created a dog. Goddess: You will be a dog, my dear. Dog: You mean a watchdog? Goddess: Thats right. How clever you are! Dog: But I didnt want to be a watchdog. Its so boring Goddess: No, my dear. You will find it interesting. You will be a good friend with your master._and_you will be submissive, too. Dog: OK. What should I eat then? You know, my dear Goddess everyone need to eat. Goddess: You will eat his table leftovers. Dog: Thats terrible! How long will I like to be this? Goddess: About 25 years. Story-teller: The dog didnt feel well, so he said to her Goddess. Dog: Oh, my dear goddess. Im only a watchdog. 25 years is too long for me to live. Neither the watchdog_or_the other kinds of dogs need it. Please take 10 years away. Goddess: Er, right. Story-teller:_and_it was so. The following days, Goddess created a monkey. Goddess: You are a monkey You are so clever. You shall swing from one tree to another, acting strange. Monkey: You mean I shall do acrobatic show to people_and_give them relaxation. Goddess:_and_you will live for 20 years. Monkey: Sorry, I didnt catch what you said. You mean 20 years? Goddess: Yes. Monkey: Good heavens! Its heavy enough. Please give me only ten years to do that. Story- teller:_and_it was so. Finally, she created human being. He is the luckiest being that have ever been built. Goddess: You are a woman. The greatest being in the world.You are different from any other kind of animals. Woman: Thank you. By the way, why am I greatest? Goddess: You have brain. You can think over problem_and_difficulty. But you must change the world into peace, beautiful_and_modern. Woman: I will take your advice. Goddess: But you will live for 20 years. Woman: 20 years is so little that I cant do more things by myself. Its unfair. Goddess: You are telling the truth. I will give you 20 years that the mule refused, the 15 years that the dog refused. Woman: Im genuinely sorry that it isnt more. Goddess: Oh, I think I should give you 10 years that the monkey refused. Story-teller:_and_it was so. God made human being to live 20 years as a man, then marry_and_live 20 years like a mule working carrying heavy loads on his back.(shoulder) Then, he is to have children_and_live 15 years as a dog, guarding his house for its protection_and_eating the leftovers; then, in his old age, to live 10 years as a monkey, acting strange to amuse his grandchildren.先来个简单的英语小剧本-小红帽 Little Red Riding Hood 第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家 Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里） Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing? Mum： （一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma. Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok! Mum： （亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummyGoodbye, mummy. Mum： Bye-bye. Darling. 第二场：在路上 (一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁) Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers. Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼) Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地回答)To GrandmasGrandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I ll eat Grandma. But（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks. Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞) Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后） Little Red Riding Hood：（停止跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We re fineThank you Where are you going? Little Red Riding Hood：To GrandmasOh, I must go, bye. Six Ducks：Goodbye 第三场：Grandma家 Grandma： （喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。） Wolf：（从树后出来，边走边说）I am very hungry now. (做找寻的样子)Where is Grandma s house? (高兴地对观众说)Aha , its here.(敲门)Bang, Bang, Bang Grandma： Who is it？ Wolf：（装出Little Red Riding Hood的声音，一边得意地摇动尾巴，一边说）Its me. Little Red Riding Hood. Grandma： (边说边起床) Come in, come in. Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床边) Grandma , Ill eat you. Grandma： （惊慌失措地抓紧衣服，瞪着眼睛，边叫迫从床上滚到地上） 灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。 Wolf：（得意地拍拍肚子，翘起大拇指）Yummy！Ill sleep. Little Red Riding Hood：(高兴地敲门)GrandmaGrandma Wolf：(装扮成Grandma的声音) Who is it？ Little Red Riding Hood：Its me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise! Wolf：Come in， Come in. Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳着进来，把篮子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回几步)Oh! What are big ears! Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice. Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes! Wolf：I can see you pretty face. Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand. Wolf：I can hug you. Little Red Riding Hood：（跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，边摸边说）Look! What a big hands? Wolf：(从床上跳起来说)I can eat you! Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh！No! No! Wolf：（追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃状，拍拍肚子说）Its delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping. Hunter： (一边拿着枪，一边做寻找状出场)Wheres the wolf? Look! A door(推门)The wolf is sleeping. Wolf：(发出呼呼的响声) Hunter： (端起枪想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry(从桌子上拿起剪刀，举起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut. Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones Grandma： (从桌子上拿来针线) Little Red Riding Hood：(搬来几个石头)One, two, three. Hunter： (把小石头装进Wolf的衣服里) Grandma： Ill thread it. Hunter： (拿起枪)Woke up! Wolf：(起床，两手托着大肚子)My stomach is so heavy. Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms! Wolf：(边跑边说) Help! Dont shot me! Hunter： （开枪）Bang, bang! Wolf： (应声倒下) Hunter： The bad wolf is dead Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter（一起鞠躬）: Thank you 1 楼 | Posted: 2007-09-24 11:06朱薇薇级别: 论坛版主精华: 7 发帖: 245威望: 2320 点金钱: 4095 RMB贡献值: 0 点注册时间:2006-02-21最后登录:2008-08-26 英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）校园小品剧本英语短剧：The Fox and the Tiger（狐假虎威）T-Tiger F-Fox R-Rabbit B-Bird Fr-Frog B-Bear Tiger: Im a great tiger. Im very strong. Im very brave. Im the king of the forest. But now Im very hungry. I must find sth. to eat at once, or Ill die immediately. Oh, theres nothing here. And here is nothing, either. Oh, I want to have a rest. (Sleep soundly)Fox: Im a fox. You can see, Im pretty and lovely. Im good at cheating and telling lies. Just now I cheated a crew out of a piece of meat. Mm, Mm, Mm. How delicious it is! Tiger: Ah, a fox. A good meal. Ah, a good meal. Fox: Oh, my God! What should I do? Yes, I have a good idea. Yes, a good idea. Hello! Tiger sister! How are you?Tiger: Not so good. Im very hungry now. I want to eat you.Fox: Oh, my dear! How dare you say that! Im the king of the forest! Im the king of the forest! If you want to eat me, I will let you die right now.Tiger: She is the king. She is cheating me. I cant believe her. Im the king of the forest here.Fox: If you dont believe me, just follow me and see who is the king of the forest.Tiger: Ok. Lets go.Rabbit: Im a rabbit. I like to eat a turnip. Ah, a big turnip. Oh! Its too hard. I cant pull it out.Bird: Im a bird.Rabbit: Hi! Bird: Hi! What are doing here, Miss Rabbit? Can I help you?Rabbit: Yes, please.Frog: Im a frog. Hello! What are you doing here? What can I do for you?R&B: Yes, come on!Frog : Ok! Im coming!Bear: Im a big brown bear. Hello, everyone! What are you doing here? R,B&F: Come on! Come on! Mr. Bear! You are so strong. Please come here. There is a big turnip. We are all puling it out. Please come and help us.Bear: Ok! Im coming.Fox: Hello, Bear!Bear: Hi, Fox. Oh, a tiger!