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You just need to trust me.Oh dear, a Black Hole!Whats happening?If I cannot pull us out of hereWe are going to be smashedto smithereens on the horizon.Theres not enough power to resist the gravitational pole.Ive got to burn everythingWhy didnt you tell me?I will shower down upon the land,uncountable plagues.Why again with the plagues?What did I ever move to Egypt?but, Anubis, the sun god, Ra,has declareThat this girl is to be the Boy kings wife.Thats so funny.I was talking to the sun god Ra just the other dayAnd he told me he changed his mind.really?Oh , the flip flap Ra we call it , here in the underworld.But its too late.We have already paid for the catering.Too bad youre going to lose your deposit.One smoke, Sherman.This trick is working.Deliver the girl to the gates of the cityAnd leave her there,Where the gods will retrieve her forth withOnly in this mannerMay the plagues upon this land be avoided.Anubis has spoken.Take this girlto the gates!Anubis, you sound unwell.Well I am feeling a little under the weather,but Im feeling much better now.Thank you.Penny, Sherman quickly.- Come on, Penny!- Sherman!Runaway bride!Stop, them you fools!Penny Sherman, climb on board!They are Getting away!We made it!Where do we go next,Mr. Peabody?Home. We have to get back to the dinner partyBefore Pennys parents Realize shes missing.We dont have to mention the wholeKing Tut wedding thing , right?certainly not.Anyway, as far as Im concernedThey get married too youngin Ancient Egypt.Or. perhaps Im just some old Giza.Warning:WAYBACK power supply Insufficient.Charge now.Whats the matter, Mr. Peabody?AAll this zipping about the cosmosis trimmed our power supply.We are going up to make an unscheduled stop.As luck we have itwe have just enough power to make to the Renaissance.Florence, Italy-1508I cant even tell to my left braincommand the right , anymore!How many times I gotta tell you,Mona Lisa.Mona Lisa?No, no, no!I cannot paintuntil you smile!Leonardo, tell me one thing,I have to smile about!The sunshine, the pastaall the things that make ItalySuch popular destination!But , I have not seen any of them LeonardoBecause Im sitting hereAll day on my abbondanza!I do not think that meanschair in Italian.Peabody, my old friend!What a welcome interruption!Believe you me , This woman is make me nutsSo, are you banned? Good to see you.What do you want?Were in a desperate hurry to go homeBut the WAYBACK needs a jump start.And we thoughtWho better than,Leonardo Da VinciTo help us on the way.Peabody I would love to help youBut you come in a very bad time.I do not know what Im going to do,with this crazy woman.You see what I mean?What is the problem?What is the problem?I am half way done with the painting.She wont even smile!Fine. I smile.No!Thats a fake smile!Everyone knows that.Why dont you make a real smile?Why do not you say something funny?I paint the paintings,I make the machinesI dont tell the jokes!Perhaps I can be of assistanceYou see, humor is not immuneTo loss of science.Using algorithms, we can extrapolateBut is universally considered funny.Thus producing a formulaThat is scientifically certain to cause laughter.Case in point, the pratfall.Is everyone amused?The data was so clearDo not worry, Mr. Peabody,I got it!No, no, Sherman.Perfect!hold that smile!Hold it right there!Do not move! Dont move!Well Leo, if myCalculations are correctThis mean an hour should generateenough centripetal force to send us home.Ive got a one last piece to got to pound in place.Sherman, why dont you fetch the hammerfor Mr. Da Vinci?Okay, Mr. Peabody.- Mr. Peabody?- well-done, Sherman.But Mr Peabody.!Very helpful.Sherman!Yes, Mr. Peabody?The Hammer.Da VinciOh ,Okay, Mr. Peabody.Here you go, Mr. Da Vinci.Do you need any Help?No, no, thats quite alright.Thank you.Sherman!Lets Go.Lets go explore.Uh , well Im Supposed to be havingFather-son time, with Mr. Peabody.Would not you rather have fun with me?okey.Sherman!Where are you going?Exploring.- But we need your help.- No, we dont.I mean, we can manage,somehow.Hes a boy, Peabody.Let him have some fun.Let him go.Thanks, Mr. Peabody.Hes growing up, Peabody.Like a baby bird,leaving the nest.Isnt it wonderful?Its like a museum.Its like toy store.Check this one.It is the world biggest model airplane.Its not a model, Penny,Its the prototype.And we shouldprobably just leave that alone.OkeyBut wouldnt it be cool ifWe could fly it?I dont think Mr. Peabody would like that.Well, Mr. Peabody isnt here.Just tell me how it works.Please!For learning.Okay.The force come from this kind of boardThen it shoots along the trackUntil wind catches the wings.But how does it go?How do you takeoff?You just pull down that lever.This one?Oh boy.This is crazy!No. Its not Sherman.Its fun!Im gonna Die!O stop being such a giant.Nothing is as beautifulAs an elegant equation,translated into perfect engineering.Why cant children beso simple?Because children are not machines,Peabody.believe me .I tried to build one.Oh , It was creepy.Here, Sherman.You fly it.But I do wanna fly.Sure you do.Itll be fun!No seriously, Penny, I dont want to.Im letting go.- One. two.- Dont let go!- No!-. Three!Penny, fly the plane!No, Sherman,you now have to save us.But I cant do it.Im Serious, Penny.I dont know how to fly!You can do it.I know you can.Come on, Sherman.fly.See? You got it, ShermanYoure right.I have got it!Mama mia!The Da Vinci sailed again.Yes, but I see that the child he made.So creepy.Dad. Dad.Ill down up here, Leonardo.Ill down up here, Leonardo.Not beautiful?Every piece in its placeDoing precisely what it suppose to do.Ey , Look, Peabody!Its my flying machine!My flying machine!Sherman? Sherman!Sherman, what are you doing up there?Im flying!But Sherman you dont know how to fly!- I dont?- No.Turn. Turn, Sherman.Lean! Lean!Sherman! Sherman!Are you okay?That was pretty fantastic!I cant believe it!My flying machine it worked!Sherman, youre the firstflying man!You should be very proud,Peabody!Very very proud.“proud” doesnt begin to describe it.Leonardo, will you please fire up the mechanism?papa, mama!Mona!papa, mama!Im sorry I broke the plane, Mr. Peabody.Well, you Should be.You could have been killed.What are you talking about?Sherman flew a plane.He was amazing!Sherman destroyed a priceless historical artifact.Whatever.You should be happy.It turns out thatSherman is not a complete and total loser after all.Yes, Mr. Peabody.Turns out that Im not a complete and total loser after all.Miss Peterson.Stop turning my sonInto a hooligan.Its not my fault he is a hooligan.Yeah. Its not her fault Im a hooligan.Well its certainly not my fault.I spent the last 7 yearsIs somebody gonna take me away from you?No, Sherman.Ill never let that happen.Teaching Sherman good judgment.If you are such a great parentwhy is Miss Grunion trying toTake Sherman away from you?Is that true?Tell you what?Why didnt you tell me that Miss Grunionwas trying to take me away from you?Its not your job to worry about these things.You just didnt think I could handle itWe will discuss later.Now sit down.I do not want to discuss it later!Sherman, sit.You cant talk to me Like that.Im not a dog.What did you say?I said Im not dog!Youre right, Sherman,You are not.youre Just a very bad boy.T minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.Sherman? Penny?Sherman, are you okay?Sherman?Hes Gone.Where are we, anyway?No.We are on the brinkone of the most brutal conflicts in history.Trojan War-1184 BCHow are we doing heroes of Greece?Feel good?Feel strong?Okay, lets get warmed upif we are to succeedsomething out there.Remember what happened to Achilles,and whole thing with his heel.You look fine, Diomedes.Menelaus, my man!My man.Are you ready to get on the field ,Shermanous?Sure thing, Mr. Agamemnon!Thats cute.Odysseus, what news do you bring?Someone left this for us.A present, nice!It looks just like our horse.Should I bring it inside?Id be rude not toI did not see that coming.Jeez louise!What is that smell?Ohh-huh This is the smell of victory!Greetings , men of Athens,Sparta and Thebes.Peabody here.Ive come for Sherman.Do you know this guy?I thought I did,but now Im not so sure.They must be spy.Kill him!No, no!He is. my dad.Your dad?Its an adoptive relationship.Thank youFor taking such good care of my son, AgamemnonBut its time for him to come home.Sorry, Mr. Peabody,Ive joined the Greek army.The Shermanous is one of us now.- Hes a brother.- Im his brother.Hes my son!- He took an oath!- I took an oath.Hes seven!and a half!All sons must provethemselves to their fathers.Today,Shermanous will prove himself On the field of battle.But hes only a child.Your dad may not think youre ready to become a man,Shermanous.But we do.Yes, Mr. Peabody.NowI will show you what I can handle.FYI.a lot of heroes have father issues.My old man is a Minotaur.Half man-half bull.All judgment.Ajax here,is the strongest guy in the worldBut his father never acceptedThat his real dream was to sing.I wanted to be in the Greek chorus.And dont even get me distorted about OedipusLets just say that,You do not want to be in hisHouse over the holidays.Its awkward.Sherman,Im concerned you havent thought this through.This is a war.Do you realize what about to happen?Ill tell you whats going to happen.Were gonna destroy their housesPull down their templesAnd makes the streets of the cityOne red!With Trojan blood!Yes!Blood, blood, blood!Zeus on 3!one.Sherman,I absolutely forbid you to fight in the Trojan War.Thats not fair!All my friends are fighting in the Trojan War.two.- Sherman its dangerous!- I wearing a helmet.- Three!- Youre not going!Oh , yes. I am.Zeus!Eat my bronze,You Trojan dogs!Eat my bronze,You Trojan dogs!Well , thats cutting it close.This is why I ask you to obey me,Sherman.Because Im your father.And its my job to keep you safe.But Are you sure Miss Grunion, will take me away?Not as long as Im around.Mr. Peabody, help me!Penny!Smell my victory!Smell it!Thats my ride!Mr. Peabody hurry!Ill take that.You did it, Sherman!Mr. Peabody helped.Now, lets getTo the WAYBACKGo home , unhypnotise Pennys parentsFinish that dinner partyEat my baked alaskaCharm the pants off Miss GrunionAnd make sure none of This ever happens in the place.Sounds good.I m in.Sherman !Penny!Sherman, no!Mr Peabody.Mr Peabody?Mr. Peabody!Dad!Oh , Mr. Peabody, what should I do?What should I do?There is nothing you can do, Sherman.I just want to go homeHome?This is it!Ive got an idea.Come on!Where we gonna go?Were going home.Theresonly one person who can help usAnd thats Mr. Peabody.What are you talking about?This is not possible.Weve got a Time Machine,Penny.I can set it so thatWe get home.when Mr. Peabody is still there.But I thought youre not supposeto go back to a time when you existed.What choice do we have?FALSEYou are attempting to travel to an era in which you exist.This could alter the fabric of space-time.ERRORHold on!This is a little home-spun concoctionId like to call:- Einstein on the beach.- To the kids.- To the kids!Mr. Peabody!Sherman? Penny?Can we talk to you a second?Of Course.Excuse me.Ive really hit it off with your parents.I think we can file this night underunqualified success.- Id hold off filing it just yet.- What do you mean?Why are you dressed like ancientGreeks?You use the WAYBACK!I did.I know its terrible.But why?Penny and I got into an argument aboutGeorge Washington.So I made him show methe WAYBACK.And I lost her in Ancient Egypt.And got engaged King TuT.So I came back and got you.We ran out of gas.In Florence.And went into a black hole.And then you died in Ancient Troy.Died?I have a hard believing that.Its True!But now youre here,and everythings gonna be ok!I told you never toCome back to a time when you existedBecause there will be two of you.Yes, but the other one of meis in Ancient Egypt.Who are you?Hes you, but from another timeline.But I thought you said, never to come back to a time when you existed.Exactly!I know, I know.But what was I supposed to do?Mr. Peabody diedIn Ancient Troy.Die?I find it hard to believe that.Thank you!What are we going to do?well, for starter , both Sherman cant stay here.Why? We can bump it!or think at the same thing!Thats so weird. Its like we are twins.see!We cant have two ShermansIn the same timeline.It put too much strength onThe space time continuum.What to do?What to do.The PetersonCant know any of this.- Hey, Peabody!- Hey!Hows it going?Paddy and I are working on our appetite.What the smells coming fromYour kitchen are yummy!Especially that baked alaska!Yeah. So, whats going on here?Yes, what are these cloaks?Toga party!Toga party?Yes, it is a toga party!But what about dinner?Im Starving.Why not go to the dining roomAnd talking those quailsYouve been talking about?- No!- Why not?Because. its so fun right here.Miss Gkranion !How delightful!We were having such a good time,I almost forgot youre coming.Why dont you join the party?Stop , Im not here for a party!Im here for the investigation.good! Why dont you start investigatingover here?Or here. or here. or here.stop waving your hands around!Sherman?Wait!Is that.-. Sherman!duo Shermanous?What is going on here, Peabody?Nobody move!Sherman, Ive got to get you out of hereBefore you touch yourself.Mr. Peabody, you didnt die!- Of course I didnt!- Thank you!How did you get back?After a few failed experiments.I had upon a combination of bonestone and Yak fatAnd constructed a rudimentaryWAYBACK.You know what they say.if at first you dont succeed,try, and try again.This is no time forpuns!Even good ones.Penny, Sherman quickly.Youre not going anywhere.Ive seen quit enough to remove the boyBoth boys,From this home.No, do not!Miss Grunion please!This is All my fault.I started it.Im so sorry, Sherman.You have nothing to apologize for, Penny.A dog should neverve been allowed to adopt a boyIn the first place.- Now, come on!- Miss Grunion, becareful!Whats happening?Mr. Peabody! Help !Sherman?Hey, where did the other two go?Our cosmic doubles combinedIn order to reconcilein space-time continuum.Okay, that make sense.I do not know what just happened,But I know it was wrong!This boy is coming with me!Mr. Peabody!- No, Miss Grunion!- oh youre hurting me!Get back here!Oh , youre hurting me!He Bit me!He Bit me!Yes, Hello, police?I like to report an assault.a bite!Mr. Peabody, what are we gonna do?Yes, yes, thats right.Get here as soon as possible.Run!Hes kidnapping children!I cant believe you bit her, Mr. Peabody.I know, Sherman. It was wrong.False? It was awesome!And now to return to our proper timelineAnd erase this mess.There he is!Hes got my daughter,in this gigantic space apple!Whats wrong?What?Time Travel failed.Oh dearWhat is it, Mr. Peabody?Our cosmic doubles colliding ripped the whole inThe space-time continuum.Thats why we didnt get to the past.Hi, Peabody!Looks like the past iscoming to us.I will get you, dog!Penny, my bride!What?Oh dear! oh dearFollow that orb.Im Coming!What sort of creature are you?The names Grunion!Im in love!I just need to find a wormhole.Hey , Einstein, its the red light.Hey ,Im walking here.Cake!Here they go! Dont lose them!Im trying to find another wormholeBut they all lead back to the present.Time Travel failed.Time Travel failed.There he is!after them!Penny, my queen,I know youre in there.Were coming Shermanous!Time Travel failed.Mr. Peabody, look out!Sermanous, hold on.We shall release you from this egg.And step away from the futuristic orb.I take orders from no man!Libert (Freedom), Egalit (Equality), Fraternit (Fraternity)!Dont tase me, bro.Come out, Peabody,With the paws in the air.Mr. Peabody , you are under arrestFor kidnapping, reckless endangermentAnd a multiplicity of major traffic violations!You dont understand.There s a rip in the space-time continuum.If you arrest me, I wont be able to fixFor too long youve bamboozled the worldWith your fancy jargonand that little red tie of yoursAnd look whats come of it.Take him away!Wait.- Mr Peabody!- Sherman!Whats gonna happen to Mr. Peabody?Dont you know whathappens to dogs that bite?Let me go.You dont know what youre doing.Please,before its too late!Wait!Give him another chance!He is through with chances.NowHe has to pay for his mistakes.ButIm the one who made all the mistakes.Im the one who used the WAYBA