BJ 单身日记1 文本翻译 part 7.doc

Part 7- Where? Where? - Well, quick! Its a real fight!All right. I give up. I give up.Give me a moment, all right?Just let me get a moments break here, okay?Cheat! Cheat! Cheat!Ill shin you!- Whose side are we on? - Marks, obviously.Hes never dumped Bridget for some naked American.And he said he liked her just the way she is.But he also nicked Daniels fiancee and left him broken-hearted.Good point. Its a very hard one to call.Im so sorry.- What are you doing? - Oh, God, Im sorry.I really am sorry. I will pay.- Enough, Darcy? - Not quite, if thats all right by you.- You broke my bloody jaw! - Happy birthday to youHappy birthday, dear whats-his-nameJesus.- All right. All right. - Enough.Enough.Wanker.What is your problem?- My problem? - Yes!You give the impression of being all moral and noble.and normal and helpful in the kitchen.but youre just as bad as the rest of them.Well, I can see that Ive been laboring under a misapprehension.Very, very foolish mistake. Forgive me.Lets go back upstairs.Come on.We belong together,Jones.Me, you.poor little skirt.Right.If I cant make it with you.I cant make it with anyone.Thats not a good enough offer for me.Im not willing to gamble my whole life on someone whos.not quite sure.Its like you said:Im still looking for something.more extraordinary than that.Ding-dong merrily on highDecember 25th.Weight: 1 40 pounds.plus 42 mince pies.Alcohol units:Oh, thousands.Bugger off!.Come on then, kids.This Baroque carriage clock is.a particular festive favorite of mine.incorporating the Hallelujah Chorus from Handels Messiah.every hour, on the hour.I cant understand it. The mans actually turned red now.Merry Christmas, Pamela.Well, Im going to Bedfordshire.- Night-night. - Night-night.The thing is.close up, he was almost purple.You were such a lovely normal color.He had a filthy temper.And, well, the jewelry is fabulous and really very reasonably priced.I thought I might ask if.we could have another go.Obviously with some effort on your part to pay a bit more attention to me.I do realize what Im like sometimes.It doesnt help that you and Bridget have your lovely grown-up club of two.and always say, Whats silly old Mummy gone and done this time?You used to be mad about me.You couldnt get enough of me.What do you think?I dont know, Pam.I just dont know now.Its been very hard.Im joking, you daft cow.Pam, I just dont work without you.Awful!Lovely, lovely, lovely.- Get back up those stairs. Get dressed. - What for?The Darcys ruby wedding party.What for, indeed!Mark will be there. Still divorced.Hes also still deranged. Im not going.Poor Mark. This is always a bad time of year for him.His Japanese wife left him on Christmas Day. Cruel race.Yes, but Im not quite sure he didnt deserve it, actually.She ran off with his best friend from Cambridge.Total scoundrel, apparently. Best man at his wedding.Then Christmas Eve, Mark comes home early from work.finds the pair of them in a most unorthodox position.stark naked, at it like rabbits.Just give me five minutes.Stop! Stop the car!Dad, get out. Too slow!- Dad, get in! Hurry! - Whats the hurry?Not too fast.Bit snowy, isnt it?Sorry. One moment.Thank you for inviting me.I didnt. It must have been my parents.So.Hello, Bridget. Didnt know you were coming.Mark, your father wants to begin ASAP.Does he? Right.Come on, Mark. Be helpful, please.The caterers have totally screwed up. Does nothing work outside of London?Apparently not.Listen.I owe you an apology about Daniel.He said that you ran off with his fiancee.and left him broken-hearted, he said.No, it was the other way around.It was my wife.My heart.Sorry.Thats why you always acted so strangely around him.and beat him to a pulp, quite rightly.Well done.Can we just.pop out there for a moment?I just have something that I want to say.You once said that you liked me just as I am.在哪里？快走，是真的打架好了，我投降让我喘口气让我休息一下，好吗？使诈！他使诈！我要踢死你我们替谁加油？当然是马克他从没因为美国竹竿女人而离开布丽姬而且他还说喜欢她就是她现在的样子可是他曾抢走丹尼尔的未婚妻，让他心碎没错，实在难以决定抱歉你在干什么？啊！真对不起非常抱歉，我会赔你的马克，够了吗？不够，如果你不介意的话你把我的下巴打烂了祝你生日快乐祝你生日快乐祝亲爱的他叫什么名字天呀好了够了够了讨厌鬼你到底有什么毛病？我有毛病？不错你给人端庄又高贵的印象在厨房里也很正常、很帮忙但实际上和他们一样坏看来我是被误解了犯了不可饶恕的错误请原谅我们上楼去走呀我们本就该在一块你、我和小短裙对如果连你都搞不定那别人就更搞不定这种保证对我是不够的我不愿意把自己的将来系在一个对未来仍不确定的人身上就像你说过的我仍在寻找那个非凡的人儿快乐高到极点12月25日体重140磅再加上个肉馅饼酒精单位一千吧滚开！孩子们，走吧这个巴洛克风格的旅行钟是我最喜欢的韩德尔弥赛亚中的阿利路亚音乐是它的报时音乐奇怪，这个人怎么变成红色潘，圣诞快乐我去睡了晚安晚安事实上近看他几乎是紫色的你的颜色这么正常加上他脾气很坏虽然珠宝不错，价钱也公道我想问你能不能再给我们一个机会我只希望你能多注意我一点我知道自己并不完美但当你和布丽姬成为死党老是笑我这里笨、那里错时我真的很伤心你曾经对我疯狂过也曾需求无度过你说呢？潘，我不知道真的不知道我很痛苦骗你的，你这个傻女人没有你什么都不对劲你好残忍！你真美到楼上去打扮一下为什么？当然是为了去庆祝达西夫妇结婚周年马克也会来，仍然未婚也仍然怪怪的，我不去可怜的马克这段时间他最难过了他的日本太太在圣诞节离开他真是个冷漠的民族说不定是他罪有应得她和他剑桥大学里最好的朋友跑了一个大恶棍还是他婚礼的男傧相呢在圣诞夜，马克提早回家发现他们一丝不挂像兔子一样在性交等我五分钟停